₦airaland Forum

edwife:
I don't blame the men,i blame the woman who mixed business with pleasure......

Let her limit her job to the bedroom and not taking selfie with strangers that will pay her after sleeping with her.

hmnn!

hazyfm1:
I AM NOT SURE U FOLLOWED THE LAST US ELECTION

DON'T SAY WHAT U DON'T KNOW

IF U DID, U WON'T BE POSTING THIS

shut ur 4kin mouth up. I dont care about what you know. if ur agrieved, go and scrape ur face on a rough wall.

hazyfm1:
WE KNOW WHERE EBELE BELONGS

I dont support jonathan but I condemn this. no obama or vdlamir putin hater will do this. it doesn't argue for civility.

Abduletudaye:
How can someone behead an 85-year old?? For what?? Kai.. Wicked world.

binis! hmnn.
once its land women house or jand. a bini man can kill anybody.

samflexxy:
this topic has been going on for years, many guys don't seem to understand the reasons why ladies refuse to approach them.
Having grown up in an environment filled with ladies I know much about them and I came up with this thread

1). Shyness
This is one of the main reasons why ladies find it hard to approach guys the lack confidence and when they eventually get the boldness to approach they guy of their dreams they get the cold feet.

2). Arrogance
Some ladies are just so arrogant and full of thereselves they can't seem to reckon with the idea of approaching a guy they've instilled the idea that guys alone should approach a lady and not otherwise

3). Fear of rejection
Even we the guys fear rejection talkmore of the ladies, most ladies are afraid of rejection this sometimes can be a psychological problem both to the guys and the ladies.
The key to this is boldness and nothing else.

4). Fear of been ridiculed
This is a known fact to all that guys tend to be childish in cases like this, some guys even go as far as to tell all the guys in their department by so doing ridiculing the lady.[/

5). Respect
Some ladies believe that when they approach a guy, the guy automatically looses respect for the lady and tend to treat her like cabbage.


composed by----samflexxy

most regular topic on nl.

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Horlawoomey:
The guy next to her wants to die of anxiety, as if GEJ is not human like him

I just tire o.
if na me I go relax. I go even sitdown sef

rubey:
I notice this act a lot from men. Whenever I go out with a car, guys kind of feel intimidated only in few occasions do some sum up the courage to approach me. I don't understand this

intimidated you say.
if a guy wants you. not even a plane will stop him.

saasala:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-rKmX4AgJ3vo/VMPIsIiI6gI/AAAAAAAAC6A/b1gBhcc2Pow/s1600/olu-of-warri.jpg[/img]

President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday, January 24, 2015, paid a courtesy visit to the Olu of Warri, Ogiame, Atuwatse II, in his palace. He also visited the the president of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor in his house in Warri

More photos below..

https://encomium.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/PIC-2-OLU.jpg

https://encomium.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/PIC-3-AYO.jpg

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/01/photos-president-jonathan-visits-olu-of.html

oga!
if you like visit the duke of moon.
no level.

[quote author=beopened post=30094153][/quote]noise.
from where I stand
I can seeeeew nigeria getting smaller and smallerrr
and there'll be no place for people like you asari.

Sharon6:
Lol. We'll know who wins come February.







CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!! LOOK BEAUTIFUL AND FLAWLESS THIS VALENTINE

which sharon is this biko? isit ceo shaglitz royal

[quote author=lalasticlala post=30091244][/quote]too bad she wont be living in the mansion. She'll live where ever buhari puts her

BERNIMOORE:
MY personanal analysis of Gen Buhari's result as released by premium Times,

Note; i do not represent PDP or work for them, i support them to the extent that i see jonathan as a humble man who says something that people are not taking seriously but is part of the solution to curruption, he says...''The use of modern technologies is a powerful tool to fight corruption'' note that i also aknowledge that these technonogies also has its own demerits of being used to promote curruption.

As the controversy rages on, i invited some of my colleages one of them was a 'forensic Analyst who specialises in detecting forged documents, he circles grey areas on the result document and ask for time, on my own part too i take a carefull look at the enlarged format, to crosscheck those circled areas

Hours later, my friend(name witheld) who was the analyst suggests in his analysis that the document was forged, he used extra softwares on his 'mark' laptop to expose a hidden copy of a document that was carefully embeded in on another document.

if Buhari will be seen as the right man to prosecute criminals that forge bank documents or any other document, he 'Buhari should come out with cleaan hands

My friend who is the Forensic analyst cites 18 good manipulations on Buhari's alleged result released to Prem.Times mag. which i dont really have the time to copy here. he said that he can prove beyond reasonable doubt that it was a forgery ''FREE OF CHARGE' in a court of law.

note; mere microsoft office picture manager, paint or opera cannot expose the whole details, you need a more higher versions with more mega-pixels

but to cut the story short, i summarised briefly some points below, here it is (note; you need to zoom the images below for full understanding)

1. imposition of one document on another (sample 1 and sample 2) (pupple and pink color only for illustration pls note its ours)
2. yellow lines 'D' in (sample 3) are Added lines to cover-up traces of imposition of specimen (H1) and column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align with the blank columns (note; rectangular tiny line was only for illustration and nor part of doc)
3. sample 4, more on column lines where names (specimen H1) are printed do not align [/b] with the blank columns (note, yellow highlighted lines was introduced only (as an) illustration and 'not part of doc' )

he will win. its clear

powerblaze:
Once had the pleasure of being a guest at an interview panel. Some of these guys are terrible perverts!

A gorgeously attractive lady came in, and the interviewer promptly lost his head.

After all the professional questions, which she answered brilliantly, the next thing I heard him say was "When in the month does your monthly cycle fall"?

I was like Wtf? The girl looked embarrassed.

" sir I dont quite understand ", she replied shyly.
" I mean umm".. He looked at me, hoping I was on the same page. I gave him a Blunt look. He looked at the others on seat. We all looked back at him in shock.

"wen is your... "
" Thanks for your time. We will be in touch ", I cut in sharply..

find this hard to believe.

babadee1:
The original 1961 certificate was lost. Many people who finished school decades after Buhari have lost their original certificates.
When you lose your original certificate you can apply to your school for a statement of results which will be issued on current letterhead paper according to current guidelines. The photo on the statement of results is recent because it is required by the school for a new statement of result to be issued. This statement of result was issued yesterday January 21, 2015 not in 1961.

I hope this has helped those people still confused by this recent development.

from the statistics on nairaland. I think buhari will win the election. im seeing two pro buhari post garner 250 likes and above while no jonathan supporting post reaches 200. There should be a nairaland election and it should be a reflection of the results of 2015 election.

beckyomas:
I want to know if you have a dealer in Benin already and if not, how much will be the total cost to get one from you?
Thanks.
Modified: battery capacity 2100mAH, how many times will it charge my phone?

best way to know.
(bank mah value) * 0.8 * 0.8 / (mah value of ur battery) to the nearest whole number.

in this case.

(12000MAH) * 0.8 * 0.8 / (2100) = 7680/2100 = 3.65 approximately 4.

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this is so goood
you have a place in lagos?

ireneony:
hide and seek is the best
pillow fighting
chess
scramble
kissing...i love to kiss

if a gurl checksmate me, food dont smell good nor taste nice for the next 12 hours. best chess player is female though.

kamez:
Lol.. All of the above.. Though person wey know person wey know person fit see my profile pic...



Runs off to delete dp

I must still tell for you.
except you cut for me biscuit.
no need sef. becos I must tell.

kamez:
Its no biggie doing such a thing for the mother of my unborn kids.


But I don't eat pounded yam so except the meal is meant for her alone..

House chores don't scare me one bit. Even with my tight work schedule at the moment, I still tackle these chores with ease on daily basis.
I grew up with very lazy elder siblings so as the last born in the house , I did lots of house chores...till i gained admission and moved out of the house

Guess its gonna come in handy in a few yrs time


Besides whatsoever a woman can do for me witout complaining, I can reciprocate

youre elder ones are either not on nairaland or they dunno your moniker. I will tell.

owem:
Na so

why that.

phlamesG:
I dnt understand d 1st pic

same here

2pac never went to college. yet.... the bevy of ladies on his trail. its all about digits.
if I think 0+0=10000000. and yet I have so many 0s in my account. dont tell me I wont get a phd holder if I want whether or not I hold ssce.

Aprime:
Funny how someone who can't speak good english is automatically labelled an illiterate. Honestly amusing...

and yet many who are educated believe "she HAVE waec result" is a correct grammatical expression.

[quote author=cyprianlah post=29818780][/quote]the story is not complete untill we are told the money was found on the boy. not that the woman misplaced it or someone else took it.

TochiPhotos:
"After school, I help my mum sell oranges. I like going to the field cos I sell a lot there and also watch them play football, sometimes I wish I can play with the other children but I can't leave my market to play. When I grow up I want to be a billionaire so my mum won't sell oranges again." #humansoflagos

now this is streets. not aviation stuff.

whirlwind7:
Unless it is actually electrified all the time, then it's not better than metal bars (protectors)

This can be easily removed with pliers or cutters.

they no even need ur window. long thing. them go drop ur door.

STEP 6.
raise your shirt and flash the butt of your shinning luga. it helps to distract opponents.

tchaiiii!!! @aisha buhari