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cKaiser:
This is the man they said wants to islamize Nigeria

Someone who didn't islamized his own family. Another PDP lie blown away

Sai Buhari

285 likes so far! buhari is gaining popularity and admiration of nigerians while jonathan is busy making childish rants about pounded yam and baby factories.

eph12:
What's wrong with the question? Assuming its your daughter won't you be interested in if the guy your daughter brings home can take care of her?

I can know without asking. at least a rough guess

UchihaMadara:
You guys are all learners!

What you do is quite simple actually:

1. First, reach out with one hand to pluck part of the smaller branches.

2. Use that as a weapon to hurl at the snake or poke it, which should make it fall.

3. Once the snake is in the water, move to the left of the tree, and break off the horizontal branch on which you were formally hanging and hold it.

4. Finally, lean into the water with the vertical branch using the horizontal branch to fend off the crocs still you make it to the bank.

only in ps4

jeflexy:
Well, as for me, i would rather let the snake sting me so I'll die at once instead of been torn into pieces by the lion or crocodile...

I go wake up from sleep, go baff, wear cloth comot.

Muyogoa:
i'm not a Gay. I'm HETEROSEXUAL man. I'm not attracted to men but only women. You hear!

okay please tell us what you like in women cos I know the brains of men was wired to like these things mentioned. is it her fingernails or hairdo?

nonsense.

after the fist fight is the gun fire
after the wedding ceremony is the marriage
aint eazay!
there's more to marriage than flowers and smiles.

Mzflexydeeva:
hmmmmmmmmmmm

I thought we're through with this

Mzflexydeeva:
it's a 2 way thing. Fact is girls naturally get lots of attention from the maale folks. @ some point it's annoying. On the average most guys are after one thing. The few who really have friendship @ d back of their mind tell u straight up. I was chatting with a guy one time & I was also giving him d k kindda ans. He just told me babe calm down i'm not toasting U just want us to be friends. I laughed and dats how we started flowing.

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thats it. theres a general understanding that men are perverts lusting after pants, and ladies are snubs selecting men on the basis of wealth. I see it as like minds attract and unlike minds repel. if a lady doesnt want to be friends. it pays to leave her alone for millions out there who would. if a guy is only after the pants, it pays to break contact with him if thats not what you want. they say if you are looking for the truth; check your heart. if a guy who wants pants gets snubbed by the wrong person. he knows hes a pervert and that he met the wrong person! so also if a lady snubs a guy who wants 'just friends', she knows shes a snub and that she has a negative personality. we all know. so we move on anyway.

kaboninc:
I spend most of my time developing software or doing something else. May not have that time for tutoring you. Drop ur pin and I'll add u. We can continue from there.

sundays. il be the one to come.
52E0447D.

Mzflexydeeva:
wat of a situation where a guy actually get ur pin or number from some1?

delete. block. are you really asking? if you ignore somebody's pings up to 3 times and he knows uve been online, he will keep trying to chat with you only if he's a jobless foool.
this is 2015. let all these guys wise up and stop creating the impression that all men have their brains around their gonads. theres somfin called pride. a little of it is good and preserves one from Senseless activities and terrible reaction from some undeserving women folk. if only guys can concentrate on self development. They'll always get the attention of the smart and usefull gurls.

kaboninc:
Yep

can you traim me on software development. you name ur price.

kaboninc:
Yes am a software developer. And nope, I don't use Sun's (Oracle) Java but Moon's (Microsoft) VB.NET.

are you in lagos?

kaboninc:
Lol. Which one is inverted albino kwa?

I saw you here on nairaland!

okay.
youre a software developer? you use sun java? ive always wanted to learn.

kaboninc:
Are you not blackky? The dark skinned dude?

yes. inverted albino. so? where did you see me

kaboninc:
Your moniker looks familiar. I believe I've met you somewhere.

where would dah be

Mzflexydeeva:
you really shouldn't care how d person is writing so long as you can understand what the person is saying. Isn't that communication

if you dont want to talk. dont exchange contacts. its that simple. going the extra mile to advertise your pin on a meeting site , accepting a request, and then turning up k k k hi y no p yes tnx to every ping flaws logic. I got a very good contract from a guy I met online. and another girl I met on nl here who is into mural art. I linked her with a devoloper I know and she got something good out of it. chatting is not always about relationship, pants and hookups. you could sell ur self to someone who has what you need. and the moment the person gets k k k no up to 3 times. he or she, believes you are not smart and deletes ur contact.

kelvinnn:
OK TAKE IT BBM PIN; 52EB088B AND U?

dunnid it. im a man. im just cautioning you not to put ur number out on a media like dis. bbm has better security measures than wassap

Mzflexydeeva:
I personally dont c d difference........ I use kkk. I guess wen u get familiar with an individual it won't mata if it's ok, k or kkk

it doesn't argue for smartness on their part. not every body chatting with them is trying to get into their pants. infact, many a times, I realise that the k k k yes no hi bye y you type of ladies actually dont know how to make correct grammatical expressions and they are only sheltering behind the solid walls of abbreviations and short hand. who cares anyway?

eluquenson:
Infact, I mailed their customer care and I was told to send the numbers to them, I didn't cos they should have done that from their end. Every day they kept sending different numbers. I just tire for them with all these 3rd party ads from emptyhen.

I don tire. I should block em with a nokia phone as somebody suggested.

please of there is any mtn oga at the top on nairaland. do whatever you can to stop these unwanted text messages from 5040, 5031, 5030, and all other annoying services that nobody reads pr cares about. at least provide is with an alternative of blocking these text messages. they are annoying and disgusting especially when bank alert is expected and it turns out to be you!

anthoniaz:
Xion you are right.Cyprigold can make one sleep like kpomo and eat like sey tomorrow no dey .Another wicked drug that can make one eat like a glutton is "feed fine"

buy will it make him add weight? taking it on Sundays when you can probably sleep all day and eat a whole camel.

oshiomole will never enter that bus. it is for the common man. what a fooolish way to tender submissions and grievance. hooliganism is not a good signature for any right thinking set of people.

BigBossMan:
SOURCE: http://itvradionigeria.com/news/lecturers-students-uniben-shut-benin-lagos-expressway-demolition-property-occupied-staff/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpfCPSCVWn0

what part of uniben

kelvinnn:
add me on whatsapp* 08075753750 kelvin. Lets chat.

why not bbm first that has a delete option?

Ipheyemmy01:
Papa or Daddy

papa

why now? is this the first time hes contesting?

when the clerics make known their opinion on the politics in a country, they cease to be considered as unarmed prophets of change. and of necessity, they are either checked back in line, or induced to participate with more activity or commitment than they bargained for.

the parents are very intelligent. that child will one day top the class. Ask Ben Carson.

joywendy:
So guys who do it don't have dignity?

What exactly do you have to lose?

What exactly do you define has dignity? Or are you indirectly referring to pride?

It is not compulsory you answer, just my little observation. Something to think and ponder on.

they cant propose. but they can hold men down with juju. yes. dignified juju.

AijaiI:
Mtcheww propose ko propose ni. Afta she has finished proposing who will pay d bride price, if she will fine o but if she wont shey she'll force d guy 2 pay d brideprice ni! obviously he doesn't want 2 marry yet odawise he wud hav done it himself & nw she has put him on d spot. hope it ends well 4 her

congrats!
you just killed an ant with a machine gun.

olrotimi:
typical naija gerl, I usually run (with slips in hand) from babes like you. They make the relationship boring with their long lists of self restrictions.

true.