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tortoise car.
very strong
but has a small wheel angle.

hairyanus:
Ladies will you collect this car as a gift

have you noticed that the tyre appears to move when you scroll down fast with your eyes fixed on it?

Freest:
It happened this morning oh, was bathing and prepping for work when i heard my dad at the top of his voice, before i knew it i heard mumsy crying, he had slapped her. Am in the same house( Haven't been able to move out yet) and i couldn't just bear my mum crying so i went to my dad to tell him what he did was not right. He is almost 60 and so is his wife, at that age you slap your wife i was trying to use the voice of reason as i was angry but kept my calm (Who wouldn't be angry seeing his/her mum cry?) before i could finish explaining and appealing to him i received from his left hand of righteousness a resounding slap... it got me confused as i didn't know what i did to deserve such. I didn't say anything harsh nor abusive. Am angry but didn't wanna return that slap nor say words I'll regret. I told him I'm moving out and he just lost a son, he replied that i wont be missed. I wanna do something he'll never forget, before i leave, please i need advice as it dented my personality even amongst my younger siblings and neighbors. I really am confused on what to do before moving out. Am so pissed now
pls sincere advice. thanks

thats the difference between making yourself loved and making yourself feared according to machiavelli.
he needs to fear you at this stage and not necessarily love you because you are a man.
he needs to recognise that there are dreadful consequences for slapping a man.
he needs a better reason to choose joy soap over power soap every morning when he wants to bathe. because even the power soap. na person make am
tell him in jayz voice ." sir, after this there shall be no more"
and you- what the deuce are you waiting for? burn out of the house. stand up like the cork you are and crow. you are nobody's birrtch!

I played chess with victor. he won. he's art and im science. but if you think im not smart. book a chess date with me.

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you know?
when ur moniker is becky002
and your gender is f
and you opened this nl profile 2014
and theres no pix on ur profile
and your whassap bears a male display picture
most nigerians will be scared to talk business with you.

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lalasticlala:
Here are some nice pictures of the Nigeria’s richest woman, Folorunsho Alakija.

net worth?

kayboy4y:
Jonathan has visited the Yorubaland more than 5 tyms within the last 3weeks. He shld juz move the seat of govt to yorubaland for now. Is the Mr. President aware that Yorubas are not fools. They're educated, industrious, friendly and they don't compromise. They know difference between left and right, they're not clueless, they're beautiful they honor those that deserve it. The Kabiyesi has spoken. So Oga Presido, don't be deceived, your time is up. We will escort you up to ur Otuoke come May 29. Nigerians will decide come March 28.

to tell the truth, I love yoruba people.
served in the west
living in lag
ive lived in the 4 cardinal points of naija
yorubas stand out.

my only trouble is those two students at the side of the container.
a boy and a girl.
what are they discussing like that.

Justfollowit:


We do not drink soup with straw

okay.
but all those funny things I read about ibadan girls are not true. there are fine girls in bodija.

Justfollowit:
Yeah

okay
but do you drink soup with straw in uk? or you just avoid soup altogether.

saw it today
those officers were actually escorts who just happened to be around the scene by coincidence. its terrible.

Justfollowit:
Of course, I rep IBADAN CITY

for real?

lovelymind:
Which village is she from ?
I think she is from Ogbomosho.

ibadan

Faba:
my younga bro.. 210
my younga sis.. 223
mine z 2mao

omo! pass well oh.

senier007:
This story is a lie based on the fact that before u reach mararraban Mubi u will first have to past through UBA which is like 10mins drive from michika, and on that faithful day, BH boys first took over uba a day before proceeding to Mubi, and before Mubi fell, Gulak, madagali, michika and also bazza all fell to BH haram, having that at mind, it will be impossible for somebody to start his journey without knowing what is going on ahead, another thing that he fail to expanciate, is he travelling alone or public bus? If it's in public bus then somebody must have heard that BH has conquered UBA and Mubi, if he is alone, which route did he take to Mubi? Since he said they stopped him at Marraraba then he must have followed 2ru UBA route which is a big lie, cuz the town was already under BH occupation, he said he claim to be Muslim in their camp and all the time he spent their one of them must have atleast notice him cuz they pray 5 times a day, and take ablution 5 times a day andd some times u read the quran in silent or openly and all this things it's only a practising Muslim will be able to do that. To me, it's either he is looking for attention and cash or he is just creating story on his head.

exactly my thoughts.
hes just w vicious liar.

its time for us as a people to start making some changes
all this bashing and insulting muslims doesnt guarantee you the goodness of this world nor heaven.
ignorance is a problem.

kenx1:
EDO STATE SOOOOOOOOOOOO WRONG predominately TOYOTA!!

do they use cars or brooms and plantain leaves as people say? too much rumours. they like depicting edo girls as... maybe weechies.

omowumee:
you know...those kinda guys that:

they talk less n do more
they put you in their future plans
they dress responsibly
they have decent jobs
they are good looking
they dont give unnecessary stories
they dont want a "no-strings" sex relationship
they cook soo well too..
the list goez on...is it jez me or are they all taken...?

stories for the witches...














ehen! you said put you in their future plans? how? thats like carrying you on their heads like afro abi?

wisdomguy4u:
This Man was caught with a secondary school girl
in a hotel having a great time “indeed”, Little did
he know that his own wife traced him to the hotel,
and called people to see what her so called
husband is doing with a little girl in a hotel.

the image of the gurl shoulda be blurred

sinaj:
it waz for our own good na... were u dat hor...

okay why did you now give me a whole bunch of banana to eat that nite. and you know it has aphrodisiac. like I said lets just forget the issue. lets not argue

sinaj:
rememba wot.... o! i remember too. lol

but you suffered me that night o..... well sha... e don pass.

sinaj:
yup I can

thats true!
I remember.

kolonigga:
Change is here people, GEJ/PDP is finished!!!

GEJ/PDP/haters will be shitting/pissing in their pants now!!!

NEW NATIONAL PLEDGE I pledge 2 Nigeria
my country, 2 remove JONATHAN & SAMBO.
To be gentle,loyal on election day. To vote 4
Buhari wit all my strenght. To protect my
PVC and uphold no violence and trouble,so
help me God.... Somebody say "Amen"

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"The love people have for him unprecedented and genuine" - Barack Obama

boss
im afraid of the consequence of that election shift.
if the election was feb. 14. I would have been very sure.
but now. im really scared

owonikokos:
Naija no go kill me

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Spotted somewhere in Nigeria...

http://..com/2015/03/stop-dumping-refuse-anyhow-if-you-dont.html

thought you wrote hilarious

johncreek:
I appreciate all your responses to my current challenge...
Right now I can't even work perfectly because my supervisor's wife sent me a message this early morning; I don't know how she got my number...
The content of the message happened to be a lobby type ; I don't know if they want to set me up.
She asked me to go and ask for forgiveness from my boss for spying on them.
And she pleaded that her husband should not know; she claimed she did it for her husband's promotion.
Am just worried because this boss of mine seems powerful and well connected...
I can't even concentrate on the assignment on my table...
So confused truly.....
I see this forum as a home ; that's why I could bring it up here for sincere help..

guy! save the text.
tell ur wife and a friend who dont know the boss.
if you get shot in the dark hours front of your gate
let them know where to look at.
and for now
don't enter ekosodin again.





btw.
dat boss never jam person way go pass am out for that word wen he tok. by then the supervisor's wife will be the second person keeping secrets

cococandy:
If he took pictures,they may trace him to his home and shoot him.

I think he better start searching for a job elsewhere.

naaah.
know y?
cos jabs aint eazay ta see diz daiz.

emusmith:
The First Lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan, has targeted the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC) General Muhammadu Buhari saying his brain is dead.

Patience Jonathan called on Nigerian women to vote en-masse for the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) during the forthcoming presidential election. Speaking on Tuesday during the PDP women presidential campaign rally held in Kogi state, the first lady stated that Buhari is unfit and too old to be the Nigeria’s president Daily Times reports.“Wetin him dey find again? Him dey drag with him pikin mate,”she said in Pidgin English.“Old man wey no get brain, him brain don die pata pata.”

Moved by the cheers of the crowd, the first lady sporadically sang to taunt her husband’s main challenger at this month’s presidential election.“If you vote Buhari, na your prison; if you vote APC, na your wahala,”she sang.

“What is change?

Why did you not change things when you were there? Is it now that you want to be doing the things you weren’t doing before?“

Jonathan looked at us and said women, I am giving you the position of the chief justice of this country. Okonjo-Iweala is a woman, Diezani is a woman. Seventy percent of his cabinet are women.“He also gave us the opportunity to start enrolling for the regular combatant course at the NDA (Nigerian Defence Academy).



http://www.naij.com/395589-dame-jonathan-says-buhari-has-a-brain-dead.html

just see illiteracy.
I wonder how Micheal Obama sees this woman.

martineverest:
Just hope u ll get married someday and be a great dat and husband....its no easy tho

hahahahaha. I pray too. I know its not easy.

naijainfogalery:
well let me address this properly, Its not a new thing, this thing has been happening on this particular bridge for over 15 years as far as i can remember. I feel the Lagos State Govt should have patrol team stationed there

Things every Nigerian road users must know,
1. If you are driving on this bridge, never stop for any reason
2. Always wind up, most times they just burst into you and displace you of your possesion,
3. Always have a backup bag, phone and money
4. Make sure all your real possessions like laptops, bags etc are locked up in your boot
5. If you are stucked in holdup on that bridge make sure you wind up and lock your car and get so close to the car in front of you, and if anyone should approach you with a gun or weapon, hit the person in front gently, the people in the car will be forced to come out and the robbers would run away and if you are not close to any car, corporate and fall back to option 3 always have a backup phone etc
6. Never operate your phone, always use an handsfree and make sure your phone is under your seat. if you put in the safe boxes these robbers know where people keep their stuffs
7. DONT ever try to be smart except you are actually smart

those bastaads can put nails inside oranges and send a small girl to throw a bag of rotten oranges on the road.
if your 4 tyres burst. keep moving bro. those are not the regular oranges you know. if you stop to wonder how otanges could burst your tyre. well... you may just land in the wonder land of thieves and bastaads.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=31265428][/quote]why not just buy one 12v solar monochromatic solar panel, one 12v battery, design a charge controller and an inverter. charge as many phones in tour locality and get paid. you wont be buying fuel. simple.

MizAusta:
So true. Every right thinking lady ought to settle for stability. 'Cause Swags won't put food on the table or pay the bills tomorrow.

im so scared of that stuff called marriage. I always want to think of it as remote and not my concern.