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Very funny.

No be only chemistry na physics

My president that never was.
I'm still waiting for you to contest in 8 years time, Sir.❤

I work with the secret service. I am here to note down whoever supports the criminal, fat-shames our first lady or accuses her of chopping our money. We will track you down and pack all of you to our cell by Monday.

What state do you reside?

TheSourcerer:
baby Adolf Hitler, who ever thought ......

Absolutely adorable.

TheSourcerer:
Do We laugh or feel bad for this fellow ,
Hahahahaha brother is ugly
At least he knows
Disadvantages of incest folks (I am not against incest btw)

Why are you not against incest?

Many of you are happy to mock him for this. He's sick! Sickness can befall anyone! Please there's no need for you to be happy about someone's downfall. As for the allegations that besieged him in the past, none of us was there to know what really happened. Please let's be careful with our utterances.

The truth is that all the candidates each have their own merits. What you can look at and say this person was good at this. But what I've noticed from most Tinubu supporters, even my relatives that support him, is that their support is more along sentimental lines.

GODPUNISHALABI:
We don't give a fùck about south African blacks inshort we nigerians stand with the white woman...

You do realise you're part of the blacks she just denigrated? Foolish human

ekineme:
This my perspective is more of a myth though it might not be far from the truth.

Long Ago the planet Earth was very close to other friendly planets where lives both plants and animals flourished.

Humans started nursing the ambition of visiting the planet where the master reside, but this was out of the masters plan as we are only allowed in after completing our cycle on Earth here( Death)

The quest and zeal grew and the sons of men gathered to build the tower of Babel to touch heavens were the celestial beings reside.
The master designer saw their ambition and possiblity of achieving their aim, knowing the inherent ability he has imbibed in them by default, so decided to set the Milky way in motion, this caused the planets to move further away hence it won't be possible, by physical structure to bridge the barrier to act as ladder to cross over to the next planet.

The master creator being omniscient knows that man will invent space travel equipment to breach the barrier hence introduced the neighborhood of null and inhabitable planets.
Man is limited by time, with distance as a factor to beat, our ambition becomes fruitless to travel the space with limited time.
This is why we have those inhabitable neighboring planets. The ones that is habitable is far away.

Nowhere did the bible say the tower of babel was built so that they could see where God resides. They came together to build a place, high to heaven (figurative of building to the tallest point possible, i imagine they wanted the achievement of building an ancient 'burj khalifa' ) Now, why did the bible say they were building up to the heavens? TO MAKE THEMSELVES A NAME. We can accuse them of having lofty architectural dreams but I think the accusation that they wanted to build and see God was a fairytale that some how got passed down in Christianity.

Reference: Gen 11:1-9

Earth is probably a dumping ground anyway. Our solar system must be devoid of useful resources to ETs so they've abandoned the planets here. OP, do not worry, the only thing you have to bother about is humans destroying the planet with our actions (deforestation, climate change, or Las las Russia will start a nuclear war and everywhere go clear), simple.

Ew. I feel like the bees are more organised by keeping theirs in the honey comb, rather than in their abdomen.

Meanwhile, i once heard that honey is bee poop. What a sweet poop�

To dey wipe these Nigerian YouTubers with oraimo cord de hungry me

Mtchewwwwwww

He (or you) wants to now break up with the girl so that he can find someone else to bash around till she dies then we hear the news on social media. Everybody will now be singing, 'why do people stay in abusive relationships, she should have left'. Mtchewww. You dey mad. Don't break up oo. That's exactly the person you deserve. Let me see how any of my daughters will not learn proper self defense.

I have a faulty appliance for sale in Ilorin. Is it feasible?

Please I need a bedside fridge in Ilorin. Mention me, if available.

Tegz
Pheebz
T-girl
Phi-phi

Is it a good or bad thing that most Nigerians are not as superstitious as before? In those days, pregnant women don't go out too much and they cover their pregnancies to avoid evil eyes from seeing that they are pregnant and attacking them. Now it's big naked bellies everywhere on social media.

So?

Like this one. This scammers are really dumb.

Manny21:
Why do I have this premonition that only children of the rich and powerful will get this loan? Losing faith in this system is so easy.

They don't need loans. Education is already cheap in this country.

All I see is makeup

Coming home and you can see light everywhere in your neighbourhood. That will first help to relieve some stress from the day

LittleBigDick:
Making a girl squirt and the squirt gets in your face

You know that's pee right?

That minus 8.70% is the funniest for me. Lmao.

I don't believe this.

Didn't you say you're well into your thirties? What are you still doing hopping from relative houses just because your parents travelled?

Quiren:
Okay bruh, will advise a few books to read on

1. The Order of Time

2. A Brief History of Time

3. Einstein’s Clocks, Poincaré’s Maps: Empires of Time

Thanks. I'll check them out.
And please, stop 'bruh'-ing me.

Quiren:
Bruh let me enlighten you on something real quick, on your theoretical understanding of Time Travel, there’s a physics saying on time traveling that “You cannot drive a car where there’re no roads”

That simply implies that from the point in time where time travel was invented in the Future, you can go forward in time to ♾️[Infiniti], but you can’t travel backwards in time from the point when it was invented, that means that Time stops to be Linear…

Please take your time to dwell and research on this for better understanding of Time Travel Principles

From the little i know, time has never been linear. Everything is happening at the same time, in different places and different dimensions. I will take your advice to research on it. Any topics or books you can recommend?

Sorry sir, can I do both? I really enjoy eating good and special foods. I think I can carry out God's assignment for me while trying out nice foods.