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Lekiboboe:
Hilarious as usual, you no dey disappoint.

Booked flight Kwa
, OGBOKOGBOKWO

U mean say u don book flight for JULY/August?

Cos I be dey reason say if u enter the country months bfor resumption, CBSA fit question u say "Bros why you dey come Maple Land when your resumption
date still far like Benin-Ore expressway?"

Chief! My resumption na sept 6, I been book for Aug 1. Shey CBSA no go like am ni

Wifefo88:
So happy for you bro...please how did you go about the booking of the quarantine hotel and how did you pay...waiting for your response

This whole quarantine 2k hotel ish, is suppose to end April 30, I’m traveling by august, so I no sure say hotel matter affect me

My posts is to calm the tension, so if you dey read my posts try Dey smile

No b only you kill Jesus!

Like I always say, in this Canada Jakpa process

THE EASIEST THING TO GET NA ADMISSION

THE HARDEST THING TO GET NA VISA (study permit)

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING IS FINALLY LEAVING THE COUNTRY!


Guy, I don save money tire! Guy the day I entered 1 million naira...(after 3 months of working, borrowing and stealing) when I converted it to CAD I was disappointed.. after all my suffer .... Nigeria is not just helping!

Sha, let me tell you another thing I’ve learnt! Guy, babe, have d visa, how Money will come, even you go shock, people wil just be dashing you money left right and center! No throw way God o,, still Dey pray!

Another advice na say , REMEMBER SAY NO B BOOK WE WAN GO CANADA GO READ! Omo, WE ARE LEAVING HOME TO FEED HOME, only say BOOK NA THE SUREST WAY TO ENTER! So as you dey go so! Carry ur 99% intelligence and hustling spirit! E must gel!

IM STILL SEEKING FOR FINANCIAL SUPPORT OOO
I DON GET VISA BUT I NO GET HELPER..... only God and Una!

I’m using Turkish airline by the way

My people ooo! Miguor, so sorry I’ve been MIA, to plan Canada travel no b small matter!

But I back! I jus booked my flight, Turkish airline , next things are traveling things

Omo e don Dey real o, small Warri boy like me, wan Dey go Canada, make una help me thank God o

Incase ya new here, I was approved last year October (in the heat of End Sars protest) but I deferred my admission to September! So my visa just Dey my room dey chop suya Dey drink cold Heineken!

I wan gist una how I take dey prepare! No b small thing sha

It’s been a long time off this place!

How are y’all!

I miss you guys, I’ve been up and down preparing to Jakpa!

I’ve made cool friends from here ooo, those that sent gifts and wish me happy birthday.... people will celebrate yoU, those Wey no know, God go still bless una with PPR and BVL...

For now, where I fit see God is Good to Ontario! A/C bus?

Lekiboboe:
Canada King of Comedy, Lee ihe a
https://www.nairaland.com/6321900/canadian-student-visa-thread-part/278#99183341

Chief, I greet ur office.... e say na 7340.... thats one way... what of 2 way

Abeg Abeg.. ASAP response, my friend just got her PPR, she’s in Lagos but she wants to send the passport via Abuja VFS.... abeg wats the Format!
Sharp sharp abeg, no time

Treat as osiso!!

My guys!! How far now!

Oya Oya , I’ve started to document my whole travel plan and process on YouTube, and una sabi say I no Dey do small pikin thing!
E go hot... I don de prepare my landing gist!

So abeg abeg, make e for no cause quarrel, help me subscribe to my YouTube channel!
KHEYI ISICHEI



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80559H041AM

ILL BE DROPPING MY PROCESS SOON....it’s not gonna be serious... just cruise... you sabi say I no Dey carry the life for head! I can’t die!

Oya now

It must end in praise!

Miguor!

Some other abbreviations include

OPG - O Po Gan
KPK - Ko Por Ke
OPP - O Po Pa

deommanuel:
Very important update Chief!
Na God go Bless You.

That your flight money.. you sure say you no go start now to trek make you fit cover some Kain distance?

Omo I Dey reason am o..make I try god is good first

My geng My Geng
How far now, as you all know, I’m counting my days i this country.... one Weyrey say make I go toll gate on Saturday to go Occupy.... I Laff in Swahili, if o my the goat know say my Canada visa Dey my room dey breathe... e go dey cap nonsense?
Anyways that aside, some kind matter Don Dey play and I reason am say e go dey necessary make I drop one or twos for here... make all of us for wise
1. BEWARE OF THIS PEOPLE CALLED AGENTS! - I ask person yesterday, this person has no influence what so ever to decide whether u get approved or denied, so why spend so much and out urself on high jump... I have noticed tha people who have stayed years in Canada still use the GCKey and stuff, so you have to get acquainted with that page, any which way
2. BEWARE OF FAKE ADMISSION LETTER - one boy in my street gave someone 100k to help him rub admission, he didn’t submit anything, 3 days after the guy sent him a PDF file containing the admission letter I not University of Regina, the boy had the effrontery to tell me “a soon to be Canadian” say we go travel together.... what an illetrate!
3. PLEASE ASK ENOUGH QUESTIONS... for most of us it’s our first time and we’re stil confused, it’s allowed, do ur research, HAVE LONG TERM GOALS, Set target, You’ll be fine
4. YOU SEE YOUTUBE, - Spend time watching various videos
5. PRAY, this God Wey Dey up so, e no Dey sleep, and e no Dey gree make e children cry, God, God ! No b small boy o!


6... be patient, it will work out ONE DAY!

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Abeg abeg abeg abeg, I never complete my flight money,abeg abeg abeg, Support my ministry, (Shey I should drop my aza abi make una ask)
Make una ask inside my email abeg..... e get why...
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Yaaaaay, hope say Ewa Agoyin Dey Quebec, I no get power for chicken!

..... sending love and light From Lagos ..... ask for my aza now abeg! God no go shame us!

PLEASE WHO HAS BEEN ADMITTED TO UNIVERSITY OF REGINA, please email me, it’s urgent

my people, how far na.... e don tey ooo...... how has it been,, omo i been dey go school to learn one or two canadian lifestyle,,, i cant go and fall una hand........ the day ill leave. ....ohhhhh....how glorious... una go hear am.... make una just put eye for news coz news go carry am

so far so good, its been praise praise praise...... my own ended in worship......

chai... i cant remember when last i logged into my cic page.... una deserve this peace...

you know that moment where nigeria things no dey vex you again.....
if i dey drive and traffic dey ill be like..... e remain small, i go leave una comot
if i go house and light no dey....... e remain small...
if i waka and police stress me, i go just dey smile,,, i dey count una time....
i no dey watch news again.....
today one keke man wan mumu e sef, as i remember my visa wey dey house, i no slap am... i know say devil wan use am

so my people... no give up, NO FEAR...apply pressure...

REMEMBER THE PLAN ISNT FOR NOW,,,,, NA OUR PIKIN DEM WE DEY REASON..... I NO GO LIKE MAKE I FIRST SON LEAD END SARS PROTEST VERY SOON.... MAKE E DEY THERE DEY SHOUT ''BLACK LIVES MATTER''

E GO END WELL FOR UNA.... I GET FREE SLOT FOR PERSON WEY DEM DON REFUSE 9 TIMES.... IF UR REFUSAL DON REACH 9, HIT ME UP I GO GIVE YOU VISA TO WARRI....... IF E NEVER REAVH 9... ABOBI APPLY PRESSURE...

WE SHOULD DO A MEET AND GREET ONE OF THESE DAYS ....

IM THE BLACK MAN

SENDING LOVE AND LIGHT FROM FESTAC LAGOS

iPhone Users!!

We are currently on ClubHouse sharing our experiences and journey to getting approved, yu Should join

Topic is “Jakpa to Canada by study 2021”

Or just follow me @kheyiisichei then join th group!

Let’s hear our voices!!!

Air peace just sent me a “do not reply mail”

And this was very nostalgic
I remember how such mails from IRCC used to bring heart attacks

Omo, you all deserve this peace that comes with Canada visa stamp on ur passport in ur wardrobe

I Dey sleep with joy, nothing concern me and Buhari again

I Dey always imagine how this IRCC office in Nairobi go be, e go busy die, coz no b only we Wey Dey here dey apply, people Wey de the Nairobi still Dey tension them, other Africa countries sef,........ Omo those people need 1 crate of mall and cabin biscuit for the stress!

Meanwhile abeg, I Dey find Money ooo... if una know where dem Dey share money, abeg abeg update me....

Babyboy2020:
i will like to moderate with you. i have hosted several rooms on this topic

Oya now.. send me a mail let’s reason

YO MY PEOPLE, IF YOU OWN AN IPHONE, DOWNLOAD THE CLUBHOUSE APP, the search for this room “Canada Jakpa Geng” I’ll moderate it tomorrowlet’s talk and share ideas and hear each other talk!

ILoveDLord:
WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT


Good day wonderful people, I shared my story in part 15 of this thread.

This is just to encourage everyone not to give up on this dream it is possible as long as you keep trying, working with the right information, expecting the best and having faith in God.

After my visa was approved, my family too was approved within two months later. So they joined me during my study in Canada.

I have completed my MSc program(faster than the normal duration), family was nominated by the Province for PR, got my 3-year post graduate permit, started working on a good job and hoping to live the Canadian dream! All things are possible.

I got a lot of information on this platform while applying for my study permit.
I am more than happy to provide advice and information as a way to give back to the platform.

Unfortunately I will not be able to reply to private messages due to some personal reasons. Please post your questions on the thread, I will provide answers if I know the answer or someone else can help. I believe we have very experienced people here who are willing to help.

I wish you all the best

Happy new year!

Our Daddy no vex, Wetin person fit for to make the province nominate your for PR abeg?

I Dey plan to dey sweep the street every morning oooo!!!

Or we go dey feed the less privileged

Philadelphia:
McGill??!

Concordia

MY SECOND CAQ JUST DROPPED

Let me make it clear, I had one, the one I used to get the visa, but I deferred so I needed another one even if I already got the visa....
I applied on December 30 and it just dropped!!

Erm, please you people should sweep the YUL airport in Montreal, I Dey road, my God is good remain 2 to full!

My guys, I said I’ll read one OYIBO SOP, oyibo never even message me I Don read 5 SOP, una sabi book sha, God go do am for us, abeg I no read again, I no get power!

Ehen .... Those Wey don go, how una take dey carry money comot abeg, zenith bank day I must open dorm acct to collect dollars here in Lagos!
Abeg how una take dey move and how much una Dey carry, my fees na like 15k CAD for the year”I no know where I wan see the money thief sha” but how una Dey Carry money comot abeg!

And again, if e get where una Dey see money, make una tell me abeg!

I have just 3k naira in my acct and God is Good say them no get bus for that day, I wan try Libra, abeg

E go b, my winter jacket na lace material ..... wahala

oyibo4real:
Please ndioma oo, can someone be kind enough to proof read my SOP, na beg I dey beg biko nu.

@Justmellow
@Chocs
@Lekiboboe
@mcotex
@lentomac
@naijaforeigner(wey go soon be my mentor unto Fanshwe supply chain level

@any capable person

Send an Email- just know I’ll act a strict VO....bring it on!

I think I like this WHAT GOD CANNOT DO DOESNT EXIST

Akannitommy:
I paid N280,000 for one-way on Turkish Airlines through Wakanow back in November. Since you won't arrive until Summer/Fall 2021, I suggest you book and do "pay small small" option Wakanow. Check online and then call them to ask what is possible. You may end up paying more (or less?) 6 months from now.

All I see here is WISDOM! You wise die!

PLEASE WHATS THE CHEAPEST DOPE FLIGHT SOMEONE CAN USE TO GO TO THIS CANADA,

This EMIRATES AND ETHIOPIAN DONT KNOW EVERYBODY IS NOT INTO RITUALS

ALMOST 600k (to go to where)

Please I need other good flights

awys:
No e nor bad but I nor be man nah woman I be

All join

A woman of honour

Admin9:
you fit run us through the docs you submit?

Chief, when I apply I never hear Of Nairaland so you see as e b for IRCC portal!

Na so I take upload am! Na my SOP And sponsors letter come dey for “client information”
Finish

Nothing extra

International passport
Photo
Those IMM forms
CAQ
Letter of Acceptance
Be like say na Everything be that o

I NO PUT POLICE CERTIFICATE..... I sent that one months after thru webforms

awys:
This guy self your post dey dey different Sha once I read the content of the post I don know say nah you but you for stay for Naija display this your comedian talent money dey dere ooo for Naija ooo.Funny dude your post dey always make me laff infact start going this night

Thanks chairman
Na the money Wey I Dey get from comedy for here I wan still take jakpa

Who no like better thing

Kevin Hart no do pass me o, if I make u laugh for Toronto, e no bad na
Omo na ahead ahead o

Admin9:
Your account statement read how much and did you pay tuition?

Na company aza. 11m