₦airaland Forum

Kingpele:
Wike is living in a fool paradise...mentally, even if he's wrong he will find a way to blame the victim of his recklessness ...I wonder what he would have done if a former governor of PDP was doing the same things he's doing to PDP today ,when he was still the governor of Rivers state....his hypocrisy is overwhelming

95% of Nigerians are pathological hypocrites

flyingdutchman:
Seyi and Wike are playing a classic Mafia game, so that the opposition would confide in Seyi and draw him in. Seyi would become the mole for Wike and Tinubu.

Well said. Makinde knows Wike as a boss in politics. So it's definitely mafia storyline

iwaeda:
Egg is N300 per one, what I used to buy half crate in the days of corruption.

Nigerians are liars. They are still buying.

UnknownQueen:
Pursue your feelings my guy, cos love knows no bounds..

I remember when I newly got married , I started crushing on one guy in my organisation's Clinic, I told my husband about it and he asked me to resign, I respectfully did and the rest is history.....but you're single, pursue it and enjoy life cos it's short

Nice lady

NwaAmaikpe:



A whitelady that married a blackman against the will of her people, gave him a stay in the country, spoils him silly with gifts and worships the ground he steps on will readily smash his phone out of sexual frustration.
Sex is not a want, it is a need.
That is why it is called S.EX, meaning So Esssential.

The Bible says in Songs of Solomon 8;4, "do not awaken love till it is it's time" because the Bible knows that once you have tasted sex or orgasm, it becomes a need for your body that must be sustained.

You cannot fool nature.
Pastors tell us to be celibate but the Lord in his infinite wisdom sends his angels to give us wetdreams so that we can ejaculate and maintain our sanity.
Yet the same pastor will tell us we have spirit wives and spirit husbands rather than tell us to respond better while making love in our dreams.

Biology may call this wetdreams, but reality proves it is simply water finding its level.

People do very irrational things just for sex and it is called sex-deprivation-induced-temporary-insanity.
A married man will lie that his wife is dead so he can furk a stranger, normal people will shag imbeciles and madwomen, even classy ladies will molest school children due to the chemical imbalance that exists when there has been insufficient or no sexual release.

That's why our eyes clear when we cum, but it does not actually clear, we regain our sanity.
Absalom didn't know it was incest till he ejaculated; suddenly he couldn't stand the same lady he was once obsessed about.

The court will acquit a man who shot his wife dead after walking in on her cheating, likewise it will acquit a woman who strangled her lover to death while straddling him in the course of lovemaking; because both could be attributed to temporary insanity in the throes of passion.

Just like I'd blame women who sex-starve their husbands and then they end up doing outrageous things like shagging a donkey or masturbating in public buses, I'd also blame this man for withholding his preek.

Sex is not overrated, it is actually underrated.

After oxygen and food, the next basic need of an adult is good sex.
Never underestimate the power of a good preek, 82% of all bitter women are preek deprived, while 70% of all core women-haters are involuntary celibates.

If you have a man, open your legs for him more than you open your Bible. Because the former will save that relationship while the later will also confirm to you that while respect is the block of a union, sex is it's mortar.

Wahala, what a write up

Zionmdde:
That's beautiful. They ve done well

But building alone is not where the problem lies, the real problem is running and maintenance. I hope this case will be different from what is normally obtainable with such projects in this clime

Instead of partnering tk build, it would have been partnering to get equipment for those techs.

iwaeda:
https://dailytrust.com/insecurity-zulum-declares-monday-fasting-prayer-day/

Mad people deceiving the state with religion

overdrive:
E be like portable wan answer murder case.

Good way to promote boxing business in Nigeria

TimeManager:
It's very easy to destroy but it takes time to build. President Tinubu is rebuilding gradually. God bless Nigeria.


-Kiss the truth!

Liars. Inflation rate wey de at 200%

saphiere:
The money invested in this project is 7 times more than what China uses in making China what it is today.
Evil men in power

Nigerians are basically thieves

Bahamas95:
Are Port Harcourt residents this dumb!

How were these demons able to escape from the scene after this terrible act?

Port Harcourt people are dumb that's why there is state of emergency

Lanruze:
If it's not your forte or has never happened to you, it's better to remain quite and mute.

Spirituality can not be broken down for your understanding on Nairaland ....Okay.

This particular death is spiritually induced from the eye witness comments I read earlier.

Keep your peace of you don't have a grasp of deep spiritual things.

Funny Nigerians. Oyibos will explain to u better when the time comes....

Talismann:
dey play. I pity you. That Man died in the spiritual realm even before he set foot on that bus that day

Nonsense talk. If u know so much, why u no stop am. The whites are focused on making spiritual things physical realities, black people only dwell on the spiritual. If it were only blacks we would not have had telephones and internet. We would just dwell on spiritual and assuming demigods. Na nonsense talk be that jare

whippersnapper:
Guys stay woke. It's too risky to live this life without prayers. Village people are real

Nonsense talk

Joeypumpin:
People keep saying "School na scam" yet they keep sending their wards to sch and even going as far as fasting and praying in JAMB CBT centres to enhance their wards' jamb result.
Hypocrites!

Nigerians are hypocritical by nature

jetguy:
The worst thing that will ever happened to any man under this sun, is to meet (chose)a wrong woman as a partner

God abeg oo 🤦

Such stinginess from wives is very owinful

mrblessed:
The police need government support to police professionally, especially in their welfare. It's not about issuing public statements to curry cheap favour.

They have all the support. They are more occupied with oppressing and robbing citizens

moneyissweet:
As if he is serious….. thiefs

Bloody robbers

Hezzyluv:
All of them should utilise chunk of their Lands for agriculture. 10,000 hactares no be moi moi

Indeed. Otherwise, these are waste of resources

jaeyking:
Every prostitution house usually gives return to the area police there

Because tell me why have the house survived till now

Crime is big business

jericco1:
You think the Chinese will just mine without having a green light?

Can Nigerians go to China and mine like this?

Why do countries underrate us like this?

They should go and arrest in the north. Nonsense agencies

LincolnOnyeabor:
Funny enough, this is the Reality!!!!!


Lord Help us all.

A very terrible reality. One honest guy is regretting that he does not have a house now after more than ,15 yrs cos of honest.

Pharaoh4rin:
My greatest regret in life is by choosing the path of HONESTY. It has cost me everything there is to it.

I would have been rich now if not for honesty

Honesty is for employees. Thank God i did not fall for the trap

Pharaoh4rin:
My greatest regret in life is by choosing the path of HONESTY. It has cost me everything there is to it.

I would have been rich now if not for honesty

Honesty is forever employees. Thank agod u did not fall for the trap

Obiedun:
You mates are outside making it you are on nairaland wasting your time analysing. Find something to do. People are building houses

Building based in fraudulent activities definitely

royalguy123:
That's the truth
Come out and defend yourself
MR RED PANT

Big and powerful men dont defend themselves. It is proxies that do it. It is a law of power. Let him ride on that way

ThinkSmarter:
Masturbation is just a biological act of sexual animals that help to relieve sexual tension and stress.
But over depending on it for dopamine release can lead to depletion of energy, loss of concentration and self confidence.
#Moderation is the key.
Masturbation and sex are not evil as depicted by religion.
Meanwhile, conserving your sexual energy [semen] retention has enormous power to heal and energise the body.
Semen retention increases your sexual attractiveness.

Lies

lexy2014:
Off point

Are you married to a car? Yes or no

Don't worry, if a woman feels cheated on, the husband should marry a second wife., so that the feelings scan kukuma die.

drawingbook:
Happened to me alot during university days as well. Not sure exactly why till date.

If u are not sexually active, I think it does. Confirm if u are a sexually active person as at that time

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.
I did too many years ago. I still don't understand it. Maybe u are not a promiscuous type, so ur body releases tension through that means.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

It happens to me too many years ago. It seems u are not a promiscuous type. Then the exam happened to create a state of tension releasing In that manner

lexy2014:
Should your wife also enjoy this variety?

it is not comely for a woman to be amorous if she is married.but for a man it is manly.

lexy2014:
Are you married to a car?

No woman is sexually cheated on, except ur money is taken from u. A man gives u sex whenever u want it,