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drawingbook:
Happened to me alot during university days as well. Not sure exactly why till date.

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.
I did too many years ago. I still don't understand it. Maybe u are not a promiscuous type, so ur body releases tension through that means.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

lexy2014:
Should your wife also enjoy this variety?

lexy2014:
Are you married to a car?

MrPresident1:
It is a biological incongruity to say that a man is cheating on a woman.

How now, how does a man cheat on a woman

Bittersweetnig:
Ye ye man. This boy now go carry enough curse for head

CosmeticChemist:
You have gay friends?

Mumu talk

Ringstonermasks:
Nigeria is fast becoming a one party state just lyk North Korea. For d sake of democracy politicians lyk Tinubu shouldn't have been allowed to be president in the first place

eteba:
Akpabio is not going anywhere, he'll be the SP for 8 years running, you can take this to the bank.

Editorialtimes:
Source: The Bureau Newspaper

Agbegbaorogboye:
I have always insisted that Nigeria's population is grossly overestimated
If after all the enrollment surge that was occasioned by NIN-SIM linkage that even foreigners from Niger, Chad, Benin were registering as Nigerians, total figure is a paltry 118m not even close to half of our projected 250m population, then it's obvious that we might not even be up to 200m in the final run.

As at the last count, INEC database had 94m Nigerians and even that still contains foreigners.

So how is the 250m claim justified in the midst of these figures?

Racoon:
Guess it is not the current ECOWAS that has long been reduced to a puppet for the neo-colonialists and wester powers to continue to subjugate the African continent? A regional block that can't advance the cause of the the West African subregion at any global level?

Hope it is not the same ECOWAS now filled with sit-tight power drunk geriatrics who support all manners of anti-democratic and anti-human policies to continue to impoverish their people

Racoon:
Someone that is due for retirement but left on account of political consideration can't effectively repositioned the police for efficient service delivery.

en0uwem:
So a state of emergency should be declared, right?, right?!

ogascomax:
With what? Cutlass I guess. You don't know the county you are living. Once they armed themselves that is when security men, police, army, DSS will intervened to disarmed them and to arrest them. You think what is going on is not an agenda.

Jlow2:
There is no security in Nigeria , know this and know peace, the security agencies re just there to extort and molest law abiding citizens nothing more.

Barrywilly:
This is getting out of hand. Something drastic should be done. Local vigilante group should be set up but should be under strict Police supervision.

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

For years, people have been alleging that Nairaland is a toxic place where people insult each other and exhibit uncontrolled tribal bigotry. So after my last thread, we decided to follow through by extending the mandate of our anti-spam bot to include dealing with toxicity.

Unfortunately, the roll out wasn't smooth: many innocent members were unjustly banned. We apologize profusely for this. We will keep tweaking the bot to make it more accurate. Meanwhile, please reach out to the mods and supermods if you are unjustly banned.

Hit me with your suggestions and complaints.

Visblog:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/12/14/god-has-departed-from-wike-primate-ayodele/

Chetas81:
I LOVE THE WAY WESTERNERS KEEP ON USE THEIR BLACK AFRICANS SLAVE AND THEIR BRAIN 🧠 KILLED YOUR CORRENCY TO LABOUR FOR DOLLARS, IS YOUR PRIORITY, ZOMBIE EVERYWHERE ACROSS NIGERIA

olaniyilukman:
As Asiwaju continue in his mission to destroy Nigeria, May God destroyed everything all his cronies has accomplished..

Estello:
https://editor.guardian.ng/news/fg-officially-presents-4ds-as-new-foreign-policy-documents/

Chibuzoripob:
wetin Pastor see for tewtew wey don see better days,shit 7 adults pikin plus downtown bweast

officialwdhtv:
The only two people you cannot drag in my presence is my father and President Tinubu - Yul Edochie

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuZDCBJkkds

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/fg-raises-exchange-rate-for-cargo-clearance-to-n951/

peacemara54:
How Satan cut short young people and send them straight to hell. He died without Jesus. A great loss.

"For what shall it profit a man , if he gain the whole world and lose his soul"

That Jesus you are running from, is the one that can give you all the protection you need In this world.
Fake news
If you die without Jesus, you will for for all eternity

6ixVille:
Planning to get an apartment close to my work and im planning to use to my 3months salary for rent. Is this advisable and economical?

DeLaRue:
The so-called investors have more money than sense, hence the reason they invest in 'tech' companies that are ultimately doomed to fail.

Many of these so-called tech companies have nothing more than brightly coloured offices, a few computers/laptops and a half-baked, bound-to- fail idea that they wax lyrics around and sell to investors as a viable business.

Many of these founders have no tangible business or life experience - yet, misguided investors will give them money.

It is no surprise over 95% of them fail.

This particular company raised $2m less than a year ago, yet they're already out of business. No doubt the founders took very good care of themselves and left the naive investors licking their wounds.

SoNature:
For the first since Mallam Nuhu Ribadu left the EFCC, I think a reasonable person is here to lead the commission.