₦airaland Forum

mrblessed:
The police need government support to police professionally, especially in their welfare. It's not about issuing public statements to curry cheap favour.

They have all the support. They are more occupied with oppressing and robbing citizens

moneyissweet:
As if he is serious….. thiefs

Bloody robbers

Hezzyluv:
All of them should utilise chunk of their Lands for agriculture. 10,000 hactares no be moi moi

Indeed. Otherwise, these are waste of resources

jaeyking:
Every prostitution house usually gives return to the area police there

Because tell me why have the house survived till now

Crime is big business

jericco1:
You think the Chinese will just mine without having a green light?

Can Nigerians go to China and mine like this?

Why do countries underrate us like this?

They should go and arrest in the north. Nonsense agencies

LincolnOnyeabor:
Funny enough, this is the Reality!!!!!


Lord Help us all.

A very terrible reality. One honest guy is regretting that he does not have a house now after more than ,15 yrs cos of honest.

Pharaoh4rin:
My greatest regret in life is by choosing the path of HONESTY. It has cost me everything there is to it.

I would have been rich now if not for honesty

Honesty is for employees. Thank God i did not fall for the trap

Pharaoh4rin:
My greatest regret in life is by choosing the path of HONESTY. It has cost me everything there is to it.

I would have been rich now if not for honesty

Honesty is forever employees. Thank agod u did not fall for the trap

Obiedun:
You mates are outside making it you are on nairaland wasting your time analysing. Find something to do. People are building houses

Building based in fraudulent activities definitely

royalguy123:
That's the truth
Come out and defend yourself
MR RED PANT

Big and powerful men dont defend themselves. It is proxies that do it. It is a law of power. Let him ride on that way

ThinkSmarter:
Masturbation is just a biological act of sexual animals that help to relieve sexual tension and stress.
But over depending on it for dopamine release can lead to depletion of energy, loss of concentration and self confidence.
#Moderation is the key.
Masturbation and sex are not evil as depicted by religion.
Meanwhile, conserving your sexual energy [semen] retention has enormous power to heal and energise the body.
Semen retention increases your sexual attractiveness.

Lies

lexy2014:
Off point

Are you married to a car? Yes or no

Don't worry, if a woman feels cheated on, the husband should marry a second wife., so that the feelings scan kukuma die.

drawingbook:
Happened to me alot during university days as well. Not sure exactly why till date.

If u are not sexually active, I think it does. Confirm if u are a sexually active person as at that time

grandiose4ever:
To Doctors In The House.

I am a Covenant University graduate. Some years ago during my 200L I enrolled for a course themed "CHM212: Physical Chemistry". After the semester end, half of the class failed the course miserably. So we retook the course in 300 Level as a "carryover", then I failed this course again. Then in 400L I enrolled for this course again.
I did too many years ago. I still don't understand it. Maybe u are not a promiscuous type, so ur body releases tension through that means.

This time around I read severely for the course because a failure would amount to an extra year. But when I got to the exam hall and opened the questions, much of it looked like Arabic to me. I couldn't even make sense of what the question was talk more of what the answers could be. Beyond writing my name, I could only attempt a few questions.

Looking around I could see how the 200 level Chemistry students where flipping papers. I could only curse my own department for making us enroll to Chemistry courses that were of little relevance to my department. To make things worse, some of these 200 level students where requesting for extra papers and I was wondering why anyone would need extra papers.

From afar it was clear that my 400L class mates also retaking the course where equally in disarray. One was sweating under AC, the other had that look - you know that look of a clueless person who was certain of failure and the last was making unsuccessful attempts to 'giraffe' another student. Some minutes later, some people started submitting scripts, then the principal supervisor declared 10 minutes more for the rest of us.

The moment she made that declaration, it was as though the reality of an extra year came blaring at my face. I could feel tension surging down my body from neck down and then my muscles contracted. Two seconds before, I was now certain I was going to have an ejaculation. I immediately held my head and pretended as though I was having a painful headache as one or two people looked my way wondering why I had a 'squirting face' and was in apparent discomfort.

After the ejaculation I felt peace of mind. So I immediately stood up and dashed towards the exit with my almost blank papers in hand covering my groin. I submitted and ran back to my hostel room before anyone could notice any wet spurt on my trousers. I changed over and ran back to Chapel begging God for even a D so I can graduate.

Glory to God, when the results came out I had a D - which is the minimum grade you could evade a carryover/extra year at CU.

But till today I wonder why and how I could have had that disgustingly embarrassing experience. I would be grateful if Doctors or Biologist could explain why such a thing would happen to me at an examination. I would like to know if anyone has experienced anything remotely close to that. Thank you for your time

It happens to me too many years ago. It seems u are not a promiscuous type. Then the exam happened to create a state of tension releasing In that manner

lexy2014:
Should your wife also enjoy this variety?

it is not comely for a woman to be amorous if she is married.but for a man it is manly.

lexy2014:
Are you married to a car?

No woman is sexually cheated on, except ur money is taken from u. A man gives u sex whenever u want it,

MrPresident1:
It is a biological incongruity to say that a man is cheating on a woman.

How now, how does a man cheat on a woman

Absolute feminist madness...I have asked this question countless times. I hate that word cheating

Bittersweetnig:
Ye ye man. This boy now go carry enough curse for head

Curse de work? Make una de deceive una self

CosmeticChemist:
You have gay friends?

Mumu talk

Nonsense talk out of his mouth... spits

Ringstonermasks:
Nigeria is fast becoming a one party state just lyk North Korea. For d sake of democracy politicians lyk Tinubu shouldn't have been allowed to be president in the first place

Better for Nigeria
They should only bring people that have the country's Inyerest at heart..

eteba:
Akpabio is not going anywhere, he'll be the SP for 8 years running, you can take this to the bank.

This is the part of Tinubu politics I like. He sticks with performers and good politicians, not the wannabes

Editorialtimes:
Source: The Bureau Newspaper

Normal useless parole

Agbegbaorogboye:
I have always insisted that Nigeria's population is grossly overestimated
If after all the enrollment surge that was occasioned by NIN-SIM linkage that even foreigners from Niger, Chad, Benin were registering as Nigerians, total figure is a paltry 118m not even close to half of our projected 250m population, then it's obvious that we might not even be up to 200m in the final run.

As at the last count, INEC database had 94m Nigerians and even that still contains foreigners.

So how is the 250m claim justified in the midst of these figures?

Govt of lies obviously

Racoon:
Guess it is not the current ECOWAS that has long been reduced to a puppet for the neo-colonialists and wester powers to continue to subjugate the African continent? A regional block that can't advance the cause of the the West African subregion at any global level?

Hope it is not the same ECOWAS now filled with sit-tight power drunk geriatrics who support all manners of anti-democratic and anti-human policies to continue to impoverish their people

Military rule nai fit Africans. Let's not sugar coat it. They incapable of ruling themselves democratically

Racoon:
Someone that is due for retirement but left on account of political consideration can't effectively repositioned the police for efficient service delivery.

Definitely for more extortion on the roads. Legal robbers

en0uwem:
So a state of emergency should be declared, right?, right?!

Indeed...since the APC governor is clueless and the state is at war

ogascomax:
With what? Cutlass I guess. You don't know the county you are living. Once they armed themselves that is when security men, police, army, DSS will intervened to disarmed them and to arrest them. You think what is going on is not an agenda.

The only confusion is that the COAS and defence staff are from the south. So why do these things still continue?

Jlow2:
There is no security in Nigeria , know this and know peace, the security agencies re just there to extort and molest law abiding citizens nothing more.

There is officially no security in Nigeria. We just have police as oppressors. The little security or peace we have in most cities is because of Yahoo boys infusion of monies into the economy, hence reduction in armed robberies. Otherwise, na oppressors we get. The police are legal robbers it seems nue

Barrywilly:
This is getting out of hand. Something drastic should be done. Local vigilante group should be set up but should be under strict Police supervision.

police supervision not needed. They are all accomplices

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

For years, people have been alleging that Nairaland is a toxic place where people insult each other and exhibit uncontrolled tribal bigotry. So after my last thread, we decided to follow through by extending the mandate of our anti-spam bot to include dealing with toxicity.

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