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The chef's uniform fits her

prettythicksme:
Awwwwww my bad!

It's ok, we had the best fight

PrincessAnna:
Yeah

Ahnie I'll report you to robosky

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehe yes just like mtn.

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slimthugchimee:
hei nairalanders, i have a crush on a female nairalander but the problem here is that she hates me...........we just had to startup on a wrong foot she first insulted me and since am a no nonsence taker i finished her and things i said to her was soo horrible that am sure she hates me more than anything in this world now any chane of us being friends has been destroyed dont know what to do again what can i tell her, so she could forgive me

, just tell her you crushing on her by sending a long note, be funny maybe she will laugh small because ladies will not laugh at a joke the person they hate makes, then after you create a post for her

prettythicksme:
Ode

must you be everywhere?

Prettythicksme was the first to attack me and I will never forget that, Egohsa was the first to message me on whatsapp via NL, robosky and AngelAhnie are my first friends and I'm their monitoring spirit

I kept seeing lalasticlala and I was like must you include it but later felt it was to get hos attention and It's not reasonable to me, I see funny comments that will just make me laugh all of a sudden even when I'm off NL and I remember I still laugh . This place is fun

Strahovski1:
When i comment someone must quote me telling me to go back to India

Because you are not a Nigerian and you poking your nose into our matter

I think I will recognize an India attire when I see one but not this

Before I say anything I'll wish them a happy married life. Now I don't know if I'm the only one having a different thought about the Bible's opinion about Samson marrying a foreign woman, Solomon, etc Besides if this man is to marry a foreign woman I've not seen even Obama's wife or female politicians in indecent dresses not to talk of the pastor's wife above, and one of the bride's maid on the left, is she wearing a mask on her face or It's her face primer?

robosky02:
team prettythicksme and Blessograo lol

real size lol

I'm way far below that stature

tomquest:
I met some former colleagues of mine whom I'd seen about 6 years ago. Believe me, while I was able to recognize all the guys, it was a Herculean task identifying all the ladies, most of whom I knew to be slim/trim/curvy and unmarried then. Almost all of these once-slim ladies are now looking big and fat and absolutely less plummy than they used to be.

Why is it hard for MANY married ladies to stay trim and sexy? Is marriage a "breakthrough from hunger" or what? And why do they express shock when their husbands go after trim and shapely ladies outside? Is it that they didn't know that men are typically motivated by sensual sights?

I've seen a lot of ladies in their 30s who are so lazy to even take a 20 minutes walk in a week, at least just to exercise and burn some fat. Let's not even mention going to the gym. They drive or board okada all their lives. And when they eat, you'd ve amazed at the amount of calories they consume!

Are this category of ladies aware that the game is becoming dangerously tighter because "oga" is constantly inundated with young, trim, energetic and sexy girls on a daily basis; while his own wife keeps growing fat and out of shape and looking like his mother? Guys, do you like your wife looking like she's your mum?

If only you know how to respect women it will bevthe last nonsense you will post, Child bearing alone has already made then put on more weight, they go to work, come back tobtake care of the husband and kids yet the husband will insult and complain that she's too lazy is the reason she's preparing food late, meanwhile through out the whole day she hasn't eaten because she's busy and due to the hunger the next food she eats gety converted and stored as sugar to help her with the next day's job and only little is digested and excreted, before you know it the kids are fighting and crying over one thing and she always has to be there to know the latest information in her home, she's always multi tasking, even the thought of her husband and kids makes her restless, yet het parents and siblings are still there to take care of, she has to please her husband's family too and she has no time to take care of herself nor notice when she begins to add more weight, she goes to church to pray for her family cos she knows her husband might decide not to go that day and there's little she can do to force him. She doesn't have time to take a walk it go to gym because she has to be everywhere like, kitchen, market, PTA meeting, family events and the littlevtime age needs to rest you open your mouth to say she's been lazy to take one stupid walk your talk from saying she's lazy will graduate to be that she's gossiping with other housewives or she's seeing married neighbor the very day you see her taking a walk just to say hi to someone. All these things they do is what men cannot do which is why most widowers die or re-marry immediately their wife does because the burden is too much for them which is why women get suprised that after all they have done to keep the family and the husband happy he sees someone else good for ONLY HIS SEXUAL PLEASURE NOT SOMEONE BETTER THAN THEM. Appreciate every good woman in your life, their size doesn't reduce the good in them.

i miss you and AngelAhnie, will be back here by thursday

robosky02:
berry?

your ex will always be an ex if only you decide to come back together but if at all you think of punishing the best way is to move on and act like you don't give a Bleep, they will always want to try to contact but you can reply but not in a friendly or like you are enemies and don't talk about the past of when you were together better still give a one word reply and if they ask any personal question tell them it's none of their business.

I'll think about it

ponti93:
will u be my personal doc

how? they should e bold to do that and i think if i do they may be scared

talk2joel:
Y don't u help them out....

They are my classmates in China

sauceny:
Wetin con carry you go Bangladesh

your joke is off point

goingape:
once you ENTER 30yrs you go forget say you talk this TALK.

once that time come and you never marry, your crush will no longer have interest in You but rather your neighbor's daughter! yes that small girl with no breasst will later OVER TAKE You.

your life will be like MTN 100naira recharge which fade away by just 2mint of call.

your life will look like that of that 5mb bonus mtn use to give. and that's when you will realize that you are NOTHING and not even less than MTN costumer care service.

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Lol, no, it's just how i make my nail polish instead of buying[email][/email]

Puresolutions:
@Bless dnt tell me u knw n patronize those juju men in small stores in China where tiger tooth elephant toe nail monkey eye lashes and all those krazy stuvs are bin sold..Lol

LOL, no i don't. It's [email][/email]just how i make my own nail polish instead of buying

Puresolutions:
@Bless dnt tell me u knw n patronize those juju men in small stores in China where tiger tooth elephant toe nail monkey eye lashes and all those krazy stuvs are bin sold..Lol

you are demanding for scarce and expensive oil and if you don't mind i can ship it to you from China but you have to pay for it and yet they are so expensive. another alternative is just buy the transparent nail polish and use and colour of eyes hadows you want, pour it into the nail polish container and shake well, that's my DIY ingredient and procedure

Adaobi12:
pls i need to get the following for my final year project. I was asked to produce organic nail polish, and these are the materials i need to carry out the practical. Pls i will appreciate if anyone can tell me where to get them, or another name these things are known with in Nigerian market.

Cold pressed olive oil

Soy wax

Alkanet root powder

jojoba oil

Thanks.

Puresolutions:
But if a guy appraoches a female he likes without previous experiences over 50% of times you ladys say No..which makes it the more reason guys prefer to wander about aimlessly around her looking for a perfect time that never presents itself..

What a dilemma asking out is to both sexes..Lol..

because you lie to yourself that you can't distinguish the truth

DanceVille:
Something keeps telling me you're lying.

they will not still talk

Puresolutions:
So Blesso can i call the " Bangadish " guys up now and have them come over to your place?

I don't think it's true because the two Bangladeshi guys crushing on me will even be afraid to say hi to me, all they can both say is "nice dress Blessing" everyday and it freaks me out cos they can't say their mind or even face me and i freak out because their presence makes me uncomfortable knowing they are crushing on me and saying nothing

yeah, its the truth i've never been able to say that out loud nor accept it but i'm proud of myself now

Puresolutions:


Wow what an orgasmic explosion... or rather orgasmic eruption

i don't have time for rubbish

LordofNairaland:
Better learn how to start behaving like a Queen. We get married tonight and that is final. Case closed.