₦airaland Forum

bumi10:
Why are you so blinded and i i i dont even know what to say to u because this is nairaland. i dont want to get banned. But had it been am seeing u face to face, i would have spite on you for this comment. fool.

A judge orders is flouted and you think he doesnt have any cause for concern. With people like u in this nation, darkness will befall everybody.

rubbish

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Bros you dey vexxx ooo. Shuuuuu

tosyne2much:
Egbon Kingzlee

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Bros na wa for you ooo. Smh, why you nor contest for mr nairaland naaa, i can bet my life and that on my family that with your popularity you will by far win majority of the votes with a far bigger margin that anyone will ever imagine. Smh 4 u

Aderola15:
You no get sense at all and some idiots liked your yeye comment

. . I thank that there must be something wrong with your stinking brain. Oloshi

MP3BADOOdotCOM:
wash

https://yoursmiles.org/psmile/king/p0614.gif

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U and this your crown self, you are just trolling all over the forums with a king crown holding a staff. Mtchewwwww

Guyman02:
Somebody predicted here that a Northerner will be given the job as is the policy of this administration.

But the above joke aside Salisu Yusuf is an experienced coach who has worked diligently as an assistant to many coaches in the past.
But I also think we need a new NFF devoid of Amaju Pinnick and Giwa. These 2 men have rendered our football almost comatose and caused us national embarrassment by not paying our coaches who died while being owed their salaries due to their infighting that has lasted for the past 3 years.

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True at the bolded, i read it that day and i thought it w as just a normal joke.

mimzy:
Lol, i just don't want the Op to make a hasty decision

. Madam i hail you, u be real councillor.

Emmaesty:
You can't even spell nonsense.

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Go tell that to your grand children. Nonsence.

Yes ooo atleast 4times, if am right.

Angeldepedro:
Some babies are like that initially, then they grow to be cute, and share this kind of pix as throw back

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True, 100% true, am a living proof to that.

Angeldepedro:
Angelahnie is my potential soul mate,I'm still doing my homework on her, but why do you call yourself blind

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That is because i am blind, yes am blind.

Emmaesty:
And yours will be the ugliest. Rubbish. Haters will always hate

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Go and sit down, nonsence.

AngelAhnie:
The baby is cute, why are you mean to the little cutie?

the onle two people that have quoted me have angel attached to their names, first was Angeldepedro and now you. Hmmmmmm

Angeldepedro:
we are both angels, but you are a bad one

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Hahaha, bros u too funny. Am sorry for those words, but i just said i should talk watz on my mind.

But this child ugly oooo... No ooffffeenncceee

allanphash7:
I was travelling to Lagos from AKURE but when I got to IBADAN,
I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not
using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he
was going to seize my licence. But after much plea, he
decided to collect #2000 from me, which was d last
money on me. I gave him d money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Lagos when a phone rang beside
me, and i was surprised 2 c a Samsung galaxy note 5 on my
passenger seat. I picked d cal only to discover dat d FRSC
man 4got his fone in my car.
If u are d person what will u do Please advise me urgently.

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Bros i nor know why i just like this your signature ooo. He short but i nor just know why i just like to dey read am continously.

buharisbae:
18? she's looking like an aunty?

18yrs some people never buy bicycle

this just reminded me of Kylie Jenner who just recently bought a house of 12M$ at the age of 18

Men this ikejis are going far I tap into this blessing


baba God pick up my call and that of NLanders


AMEN!!!

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Amen oooooooooo

Sijo01:
Where's the swag?

. . I tire ooo, me self dey find d swag ooo

Old foolish dullard, u ll soon die.

c4tnoelz:
Complete or incomplete achievement is immaterial now Gej is d bomb
Pls Gej forgive me i remember vividly on NL the day i read what you said that" Nigerians will miss me when i leave office" i was among the people that shouted " leave now, we r tired of you, dumbo" pls forgive us we knw not wat were doing.

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Same here, that was why i de-activated my old account and created a new one. i once hated him very much. But my eyes are clear now, i voted for buhari, but neither did i knew that i was using my own hands to destroy my self. Smh for my ignorance.

OLADD:
OP, the title of this piece is defective. It should have read: List of Jonathan's Achievements. Anyway, thanks for celebrating an achiever. GEJ is forever a gem.

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I could see you've done the correction. Good work.

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Thanks boss, God bless you for the correction. Respect to you sir.

koboko69:
Be sincere with your self, even before the elections, everyone knows PDP have been the one play kindergarten politics. How else can u explain the many folly being displayed by PDP members. Imagine this fool, telling a retired Major general he is imitating a useless bloody civilian.

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Shut up there, you are just overrating, ( Retired major General ) Buhari is just a two star General befor retirement. Do you know how many Leiutenant Generals we currently have in the army, how many have you heard of calling them selves generals up and down. Nonsence

My people don't be deceived by some zombies that gej did nothing. Some zombies bad belle is just too much.

18. Introduction of the Almajiri system of education in the academically disadvantaged Northern parts of the country.

19. Arresting the outbreak of the deadly and highly contagious Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) in record time, though it unfortunately claimed some lives at the onset.

20. Transformation of the agricultural sector, so that, in the words of Agriculture minister Akinwumi Adesina, “Nigerians will stop thinking of agriculture just as a means of livelihood, but more as a business.”

21. Nigeria has reduced its food imports by over 40% as of 2013, moving the country closer to self sufficiency in agriculture.

22. Nigeria is the world’s largest producer of cassava with an output of over 45 million metric tonnes in 2014 according to the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations (FAO).

23. Due to favourable economic policies, Internet penetration in Nigeria has now increased from about 45 million in 2011 to 63 million in 2014, overtaking countries such as the United Kingdom and France in the process. What this means is that more people now use the internet in Nigeria than in the UK and France.

24. As of the second quarter of 2014, the number of registered active telephone lines in Nigeria stood at 130 million out of a total of over 170 million telephone lines.

25. Introduction of the Nigerian electronic identity card (e-ID card), one of the most secure in the world d the largest in Africa. The e-ID card serves as both an international identification module and an electronic payment solution.

26. Introduction of the cashless system which aims to encourage the use of e-payment systems in the country and reduce the volume of physical cash in circulation.

27. Unbundling of the dysfunctional Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) into about 18 profit-driven successor companies.

28. Under the watch of President Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria won the African Cup of Nations for the first time in 19 years in South Africa in February, 2013.

29. Nigeria ended up with 11 gold , 11 silver and 14 bronze medals at the recently concluded 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, finishing 8th in the overall ranking.

30. Women in politics have been given more prominent roles in the current President Goodluck Jonathan administration. A large number of the federal appointees of the Goodluck Jonathan administration are women. They include, but are not limited to, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala; Miriam Aloma Mukhtar, Nigeria’s first female Chief Justice; Diezani Alison-Madueke; ex-aviation minister Stella Oduah, Joy Ogwu, Nigeria’s representatives at the United Nations; Sarah Jibril; and Viola Onwuliri. E.t.c

I saw a thread to day of an apc fan, to list just one achievement by Past president Goodluck Jonathan and i just smh.

So here are some of the achievement of past president Goodluck Jonathan :

1. Promotion and practice of true democracy by creating an enabling environment where people from diverse backgrounds and with divergent views and opinions can be accommodated. Under the watch of Goodluck Jonathan administration, the APC was registered by INEC as a mega opposition party big enough to challenge the PDP at both state and national levels. This would have been unthinkable some years back.

2. Conduct of free and fair elections in the country, including the 2011 poll which was adjudged to be the most credible election of its magnitude that has ever been conducted in the country, though it was not without its flaws. Unlike in other administrations, the Goodluck Jonathan administration has given a free hand to the country’s electoral umpire, INEC, to perform its statutory duties.

3. Relative non-interference with electoral and judicial matters. This is evident in the number of governorship elections that have been won both at the polls and in the court by opposition parties in Anambra, Imo, Osun states, among others.

4. Liberalization of the press and guaranteeing the freedom of speech in a country where the stifling of the press and suppression of the citizens’ right to freedom of speech used to be the norm, a legacy of over 30 years of military rule. The existence of vocal anti-government media houses and critics would have culminated in some high-profile assassinations some years back, but today citizens are free to air their views whenever and wherever they like just like any other sane country.

5. Opening up of Nigeria to the global business community and becoming Africa’s number one destination of foreign investors. In the first six months of 2014, a total of US$9.70 billion or N1.51 trillion flowed into the national economy as foreign direct investments (FDI).

6. Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria rebased it’s GDP for the first time in over a decade to become the largest economy in Africa, overtaking South Africa and Egypt in the process.

7. Proceeds from Nigeria’s non-oil exports rose to 2.97 billion by the end of 2013, up from 2.3 billion in 2010.

8. Initiation of the YOUWIN program in 2011. The Youth Enterprise with Innovation in Nigeria (YOUWIN) program aims to generate over 100,000 jobs for innovative unemployed youths across the country in the course of three years. It is currently in its third year.

9. Nigerians are now a step closer to being fully integrated into the international e-commerce community with the approval and reinclusion of Nigeria as one of the Paypal-compliant countries after being banned from using the service at the peak of the advanced fee fraud (419 scams). With Paypal, Nigerians can now pay for goods and services online from anywhere in the world.

10. Goodluck Jonathan administration is the one behind the revival of the dead automotive industry in Nigeria. Global auto giants like Peugeot, Nissan and Hyundai now either assemble or wholly manufacture small cars, Sport Utility Vehicles, trucks and buses at various locations in Nigeria. In addition to that, Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company (IVM), Nigeria’s flagship indigenous automaker, has begun the sale of their first made-in-Nigeria cars and SUVs in August 2014.

11. Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria became the first country in West Africa to host the World Economic Forum (WEF) in 2014. It was also the most successful World Economic Forum for Africa (WEFA) in history, boasting of a global reach of 2.1 billion people according to estimates.

12. Africa’s richest man Aliko Dangote’s net worth increased from US$2.1 billion at the start of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan’s administration to US$23 billion in 2014, making him Forbes’ richest black person in the world and the overall 26th richest in the world. He attributed this mammoth increase in his monetary worth to Goodluck Jonathan administration favourable economic policies.

13. Construction and beautification of many federal roads in the country, including the Lagos-Benin expressway, Abuja-Lokoja expressway, Enugu-Abakiliki expressway, Onitsha-Owerri highway and most parts of the Enugu-Port Harcourt expressway. Also, construction of the second Niger Bridge between Onitsha and Asaba to relieve the pressure on the old Niger Bridge which was completed in December 1965.

14. Revival of the comatose railway system of transportation in the country is happening under the current Goodluck Jonathan administration.


15. Remodelling, beautification and standardization of airports across the country. In addition to that, aircraft from Nigeria are now allowed to fly directly to the United States of America instead of going through many stopovers in Amsterdam and some other European cities along/in the route. The Akanu Ibiam Airport in Enugu was upgradede into an international airport, directly connecting the South-East region of the country to the outside world for the first time since independence.

16. Establishment of nine federal universities across the country in states which previously had no federal degree awarding institution.

17. Computerizing education in the country with the introduction of the computer-based test (CBT) which will be mandatory for all UTME candidates from 2015.

ConqueredWest:
But fact must be stated clearly. I don't believe that the ND militants did this because they don't operate like this

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Gbammmmmmmmmmm
999000,000,000,000 likes for this post

Our leaders sha, must their children school outside the country. Smh from Obasanjo - Yar adua - Atiku - Buhari e.t.c
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Jonathan is the only Nigerian leader whose none of his child schooled outside the country.
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After some zombies will say Jonathan is corrupt. Smh
foolish zombies

Kenville:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please i need insightful responses that will help me make a good choice of what to do! I have never tried any business all my life tho! So kindly give your suggestions. You can give details too about the business.

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If you have capital and have no solid business idea
in place, then
there is a huge probability that you would end up
wasting your
resources by investing in a business that wouldn’t
bring you attractive returns. This is why every potential
business owner must
take out the time to research profitable business
ideas before they
invest in them. To make it easier for you, i have
analyzed 100 hot small scale businesses guaranteed to bring you
huge profit in Nigeria.
1. Quail Bird Farming
2. Catering Services(Indoor and Outdoor)
3. Mobile food Vending
4. Computer Training Centre 5. Computer Repair and Accessories Sales.
6. Mobile Phone Sales and Repairs
7. Rental Services
8. Food Processing
9. Cement Sales and Distribution
10. Frozen food Sales 11. Pure and Bottled Water Production
12. Livestock Farming
13. Poultry Farming
14. Used Car Sales
15. Social Media Marketing
16. Blogging 17. Freelance Writing
18. Mini-Importation
19. Exportation
20. Cooking Gas Sales
21. Recruitment Agency
22. Uniform Making factory 23. Ready-to-wear cloths making
24. Haulage and Logistics
25. Transportation
26. Online Marketing
27. Bulk SMS Services
28. Daycare Centre/Crèche 29. Small Scale Manufacturing
30. Scrap metal sales
31. Waste Management Services
32. Pet Breeding
33. Animal feed production
34. Ethanol Production 35. Software and games development
36. Security gadget sales
37. Cleaning Services
38. Recharge Card Printing and Sales 39. Sports
Viewing Centers
40. Sports Betting Agency 41. Building Blocks Production.
42. Art Gallery
43. Ice Cream Production
44. Jewelry making
45. Travel agency
46. Natural Fruit Juice Production 47. Photography and Videography 48. Magazine
Publication
49. Monogramming and Branding Services
50. Weight Loss Consultancy
51. Biscuit Production
52. Printing and Book Production 53. Private Library Services
54. Hairdressing Salon
55. Day Spa
56. Nail Studio( Manicure and Pedicure)
57. Selling Fruits
58. Selling honey 59. Affiliate marketing
60. Personal Fitness Instructor
61. Business broker
62. Car Wash and Detailing Services 63. Dating Service
64. Make-up Artist
65. Video game Center
66. Pharmaceutical company
67. Stock Photography
68. Art brokerage 69. Resume writing
70. Online Vitamin/Health Food Store 71. Virtual
assistant
72. Pest control
73. Car Rentals
74. Nanny agency 75. Mail-order business
76. Ice block production
77. Night Clubs and Restaurants
78. Solar energy installation and equipment sales
79. Antique Furniture Sales
80. Laundry Service 81. Virtual Call Center
82. SEO Consultant
83. Gift Baskets
84. Disc Jockey (DJ)
85. Personal Shopper & Errand Service
86. Wine Production 87. Sports Collectible Shop
88. Funeral Arrangement Company 89. Oil Palm
Plantation
90. Internet Radio Station
91. Online Clothing Store
92. Modeling and Event Ushering 93. Marketer/PR Agent
94. Fashion Stylist
95. Automobile Repairs and Fleet Management
Services
96. Facility Management Services
97. Appliance Repair Service 98. House Painting
99. Alternative Power Supply
100. Security Gadget Sales and Installations.

csc2:
Few months ago, Airtel Nigeria introduced Airtel SmartTrybe Tariff plan which then make users to enjoy Hourly Unlimited Night plan at N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS. I remember then, a friend of mine was able to downloads up to 15.3GB within 3HRS with the Hourly Unlimited Night plan.

Well, its seems the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan is not favorable for Airtel NG as they scrap the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan and introduce another new data offer. Airtel NG have unleash 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 which valid for one single night at the Hour of 12 mid-night to 5AM.

READ: GLO UNLIMITED BROWSING STILL BLAZING HOT

Though, this new Airtel Night plan offer "500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50" looks cheap but you can never compare it to the former Hourly Unlimited Data which costs N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS respectively.

Along side with this new night data plan, Airtel also introduce 1GB for N500 which valid for 1Week and N200 for 200mb + 30Min Airtel calls weekend offer and free 15mb for 7days when you recharge with N200.

All these above data offers worked only when you are on Airtel SmartTrybe tariff plan. The Tariff plan also feature 11k/s calls charges for all national networks (N6.60K/min). If you are interested in these tariff offer then below is how to migrate to it.



How To Migrate To Airtel SmartTrybe
Just dial *312# then reply with 1

How To Subscribe For Airtel N500 For 1GB, 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50
1. Kindly Dial *312#
2. Reply with 2 for N500 For 1GB [7 days]
3. Reply with 3 for 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 [Night Plan 12am - 5am]
4. Reply with 4 for N200 for 200mb + 30Min call [Weekend: Sat and Sun]


Guys, what's your view about Airtel scraping the Unlimited Hourly Plan And Replacing with 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50. Drop your comments below.

Source: http://www.femtoptech.com/2016/07/airtel-scrap-hourly-unlimited-night.html

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Bros please, the N200 for 200mb. Does it last for a month or its for a week?

Vikky014:
stil didnt see it

. . Check ur spam folder, it mst be there and don't forget to thick it non - spam.

ibkgab001:
Hey Dangote please don't answer them ,... They want to kill you same wAy they kill MKO Abiola


Anyway LALASTICLALA how much is today exchange rate of likes I have 8,000 likes to change to naira

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Jesus 8,000 total likes? How is that even possible, and if true. Your comments must ne very sensitive. Am speechless