₦airaland Forum

Oladimejyy:
Almajiri or what is your name your mate are in aba farming nd u are here typing nonesense...GUY GO AND FARM IN ABA

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By Oladimejyy from the south-waste. 99% of nairaland members from south-waste are Zombies.

Hmmmmm

God please intervene.

Awww - Dija

codemaniacs:
Then all the staff at the health center should be sacked and replaced with qualified staff..

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Gbammmmmmmmmm

Another is if you mistakenly wear back of shirt money don dey come. Well am a living proof to that. If i mistakenly wore back of shirt, just a few days from that day i always get money.

ikombe:
Andriod

Make i waka pass with my nokia e5

. . Gbammmmmmm, same here.

Rip.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Lol



No be my name ooh

Na my moniker
stop shedding tears joor

You be baby

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I just showed it to some of my nairäland goons and they all bursted into heavy laughter.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
[size=14pt]Ghana again??

OONI vs PILOTS

Who travel pass??
Click LIKE for OONI
and
Click SHARE for PILOTS [/size]

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Bros i swear, your name made me to laugh to the extend that i shed a little tears.

dopedealer:
HungerBad you don buy market oo

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Bros nor be small market the guy buy ooo, see as different quotes dey fly any how. for air like ole fowl on top him head.

bumi10:
Why are you so blinded and i i i dont even know what to say to u because this is nairaland. i dont want to get banned. But had it been am seeing u face to face, i would have spite on you for this comment. fool.

A judge orders is flouted and you think he doesnt have any cause for concern. With people like u in this nation, darkness will befall everybody.

rubbish

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Bros you dey vexxx ooo. Shuuuuu

tosyne2much:
Egbon Kingzlee

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Bros na wa for you ooo. Smh, why you nor contest for mr nairaland naaa, i can bet my life and that on my family that with your popularity you will by far win majority of the votes with a far bigger margin that anyone will ever imagine. Smh 4 u

Aderola15:
You no get sense at all and some idiots liked your yeye comment

. . I thank that there must be something wrong with your stinking brain. Oloshi

MP3BADOOdotCOM:
wash

https://yoursmiles.org/psmile/king/p0614.gif

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U and this your crown self, you are just trolling all over the forums with a king crown holding a staff. Mtchewwwww

Guyman02:
Somebody predicted here that a Northerner will be given the job as is the policy of this administration.

But the above joke aside Salisu Yusuf is an experienced coach who has worked diligently as an assistant to many coaches in the past.
But I also think we need a new NFF devoid of Amaju Pinnick and Giwa. These 2 men have rendered our football almost comatose and caused us national embarrassment by not paying our coaches who died while being owed their salaries due to their infighting that has lasted for the past 3 years.

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True at the bolded, i read it that day and i thought it w as just a normal joke.

mimzy:
Lol, i just don't want the Op to make a hasty decision

. Madam i hail you, u be real councillor.

Emmaesty:
You can't even spell nonsense.

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Go tell that to your grand children. Nonsence.

Yes ooo atleast 4times, if am right.

Angeldepedro:
Some babies are like that initially, then they grow to be cute, and share this kind of pix as throw back

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True, 100% true, am a living proof to that.

Angeldepedro:
Angelahnie is my potential soul mate,I'm still doing my homework on her, but why do you call yourself blind

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That is because i am blind, yes am blind.

Emmaesty:
And yours will be the ugliest. Rubbish. Haters will always hate

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Go and sit down, nonsence.

AngelAhnie:
The baby is cute, why are you mean to the little cutie?

the onle two people that have quoted me have angel attached to their names, first was Angeldepedro and now you. Hmmmmmm

Angeldepedro:
we are both angels, but you are a bad one

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Hahaha, bros u too funny. Am sorry for those words, but i just said i should talk watz on my mind.

But this child ugly oooo... No ooffffeenncceee

allanphash7:
I was travelling to Lagos from AKURE but when I got to IBADAN,
I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not
using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he
was going to seize my licence. But after much plea, he
decided to collect #2000 from me, which was d last
money on me. I gave him d money SADLY and went my way.
I was about entering Lagos when a phone rang beside
me, and i was surprised 2 c a Samsung galaxy note 5 on my
passenger seat. I picked d cal only to discover dat d FRSC
man 4got his fone in my car.
If u are d person what will u do Please advise me urgently.

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Bros i nor know why i just like this your signature ooo. He short but i nor just know why i just like to dey read am continously.

buharisbae:
18? she's looking like an aunty?

18yrs some people never buy bicycle

this just reminded me of Kylie Jenner who just recently bought a house of 12M$ at the age of 18

Men this ikejis are going far I tap into this blessing


baba God pick up my call and that of NLanders


AMEN!!!

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Amen oooooooooo

Sijo01:
Where's the swag?

. . I tire ooo, me self dey find d swag ooo

Old foolish dullard, u ll soon die.

c4tnoelz:
Complete or incomplete achievement is immaterial now Gej is d bomb
Pls Gej forgive me i remember vividly on NL the day i read what you said that" Nigerians will miss me when i leave office" i was among the people that shouted " leave now, we r tired of you, dumbo" pls forgive us we knw not wat were doing.

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Same here, that was why i de-activated my old account and created a new one. i once hated him very much. But my eyes are clear now, i voted for buhari, but neither did i knew that i was using my own hands to destroy my self. Smh for my ignorance.

OLADD:
OP, the title of this piece is defective. It should have read: List of Jonathan's Achievements. Anyway, thanks for celebrating an achiever. GEJ is forever a gem.

Modified

I could see you've done the correction. Good work.

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Thanks boss, God bless you for the correction. Respect to you sir.