₦airaland Forum

johnwizey:
Gals dey try sha

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In every actionn there is always a reaction, and that is why God Almighty gave them 8000 minimum and 15,000 maximum nerve endings for the pleasure of sex, why the male peniss has just 4,000 nerve ending maximum for sexual pleasure. And also God gave them multiple orgasm continously they could have 500 - 1000 and more and more orgasm if they so desire without getting exhausted, unlike we men just 2 - 3 - 4 rounds we are tired we can no longer contiune, the urge has fly away e.t.c
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God is indeed very wise.

Thunder fire you there you short midget, go pity your life. Goat

FreeSpirited:
Bros, how old are you way love dey shack you like this? you better not place a permanent curse on yourself. You can love without tying yourself with vow or curse.

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Am sorry, but there is no better way i could explain for him to understand.
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Happy new month.

Suspectzero:
Okay, keep us updated if possible.

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No problem bro, i promise i will always do, happy new month, and have a wonderful day.

waywardpikin:
Look here Mr BlindAngel, when she finally breaks your heart don't come back here to complain. You never see anything you dey open mouth. Shior...

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Thank you sir, am sure that is never gonna happen. But anyway there is a saying that always prepare for the worst.

waywardpikin:
Bro I'm sure you meant WEDDING DAY not WEEDING DAY. No try do 419 with God and man combined. Besides, I'm sure you smoke weed everyday. Repent.

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Everybody has a right to his or her opiniop, you can post ur own opinion without the insults bro.
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Happy new month, and have a blissful day.

Suspectzero:
It's all good till it's no longer good. My advice is stay on your toes, don't relax and think you got her locked forever no matter how much I love yous or devotion she shows. Women can flip or be flipped (by some other dude) at any time. Never let your A game slip.

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You won't understand, you don't know this girl am talking about and the type of heart she carries, i just can't explain it.

faith551:
That's true and genuine love man and I my wish for you is that it continues that way, but there's something I must tell you

(1) You deflowered her? 90% of girls have that unshakable bond with the guy that deflowered them,but there are still chances she's that good naturally.
Once had such, she wasn't a virgin tho,she ended up running back into the arms of her first love when the ugly guy came into town
(just trying to say we have such girls in Nigeria too)
happy sunday

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That is not true in my own case, even before i dis-flowered her, she has that unshakable and unconditional love for me. She is even here with me right now, applying eardrop into my ear which she bought, am feeling pains inside my ear for some days now.

passionate87:
bro my advice for you is to hold on to this love o plz don't to be a jerk to this lady in question or else u will later regret it. I won't have believe ur story if I'm not experiencing similar Thing but point of correction not all naija gals are money lovers some can love to a fault till someone breaks their heart and they change.

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As am typing this now, she just came back from church just now and she gave me a goldnecklace and a watch just now, she also bought indomie with friedegg for me to eat.

My God

vchykp:
Just hope you keep to your word

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vchykp:
she's nice, she's good, she's lovely... yea, every man wants that kind of girl, but be 90% sure that you two wont end up together, she's like a promo to you (offer valid while stock last), its not as though i'm wishing you bad, but guys are ass hole, you will end up running away if you impregnate her, or probably feel she's not good enough for you if you start making little change, am sure of what am saying, you'll dump her one day and jump back to 9ja girls (LovePeddler), so bro that was a nyc thread you created, but those shit you wrote does not move me, am not convinced u'll end up with her.

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Like i said before, you won't understand. I have always made this vow to my self and i will always continue till i failed to keep it and my time comes

naijacentric:
am not defendin naija gurls but i think naija men are ones who spoilt dis ladies d same as dey are doin in other african countries but kip dat babe tight u mite not see any like her enjoy!

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Thank you sir, that is exactly the world am always saying to my self, (i can never and ever find any girl like her)

czarr:
She get sister?

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Yes sir she told me she has two elder sisters, but they äre both married. Although i have never seen any of them, but she has told me alot about them.

carmag:
first love is always like that.. it's only when you break her heart by dumping or cheat on her .... then the next guy that want her will pay the price for your sins

so enjoy your life while it last..

what i will advice you is since she doesn't ask you for money try and get her something like a gift..maybe a clothe if you can afford it ...just make it a surprise

in that regard, she will feel on top of the world and always look for a way to make you happy

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Thank you very much mr, your types are very rare, when i first opened my thread i was hoping to see an insult from a fellow nairalanders until i saw your comment, and i must confess am shocked.
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We have had some little querrel in the past, although our love was not strong as at then, i have walked out of her in public, shouted at her e.t.c hours later i ll feel highly remourseful and prepare to beg her when she comes, but to my surprise she will start begging me to forgive her when she comes. I will be so shocked. But still i ll always drop my pride down to still ask her for forgiveness because i know am the one who was supposed to ask for it and not the other way round.

Please pardon my english.
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I don't mean to but i just have to say the truth, yes %99 of naija girls are golddiggers and heavy pretenders.
My girlfriend is from ben-rep (Cotonou) she presently lives with her aunt here in Nigeria, i met her early february and i must confess she is my life and everything i love her with all my heart.
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Although am very broke now but she is still with me everyday and every time and i can swear with my life that the only money i have spent on her since feb till date is #200 and that #200 is by fire by force before she accepted it from me, it was when she saw that i was getting very angry that she just collected it. although i have offered her money like 6more times but she always refuses money from me (always), i know you will insult me and also insult her but she is far more precious than Gold and diamond put together.
Morning... Afternoon...eveling she always brings food for me to eat and she knows how to cook all foods and her soup is veryyy sweet she always do this daily till i stopped her never to bring food to me again which she refused and continue bringing me food daily till she saw i was very angry and serious about before she stopped, reason i stopped her its because it looks somehow to me. I will prould say that till i knew her in early feb till date there is no single day that have passed that i have not seen her in this life (only two times that i have not seen her in a whole day since i knew her, i have not lived two days straight without seeing her.
Although i knew their house but i have not entered once because of her wicked aunt, all the days of this life right from feb till date that i have been seeing her daily, she is the one that always come visiting throughout all the times i have seen her, they have 3borehole tanks on their compound but she added something inside the tank to make it have an ordour which made them not to use the tank water for cooking, everyday she will carry heavy bucked of water on her head that she is going to fetch water just to come see me, i have warned her severally to stop but she refused. Her answer was if she don't see me for just a day (one day) as she calls it. She will fall sick. She always knees down to beg me that i should not barred her from fetching water just to see me, that its her only hope for her to see me. Sometimes she will start crying when begging me. And i will felt so much pity that i also cry when i saw her crying.
To talk about beauty she is so very much more beautiful with pink starchy lips, with very big brest and medium ass, she is ebony in colour.
I remembed the day i wanted to travel to Asaba for just 4days mhen we were just discussing normally when i noticed some changes in her mood, before i could ask what is wrong she bursted into an uncontrollable tears, mhen she kept on crying crying and crying there was nothing i could do to stop her she cried and cried and cried but no way, i don't know what to do any longer and i din't know when i started crying oh Jesus Christ. when she saw me crying, when she saw my tears. its not something i can explain i will just skip that.
I don't think that there is anything in this world that can seperate her from me in this world---nothing
she has promised me with her life times without number that even if i don't have money in this life she will never and ever leave me, she has taught me so many things about life and how life is not always about money that no rich dude alive can ever use money to deceive her, and all her words are so true. She is the one always and always and always warning me that if i want to start life i should start with a room (one room) that i should never rent a room and parlour or a self contain for a start, that even if i lived in that one room all my life she will always be with me, she is ever ready to be with me no matter how life seems difficult, i have told her countless times without number that if i don't have money in this life that i can't marry her, and her answer are always thesame that no matter what she will always be with me, that am the only one in this life that she must marry.
I know you will not understand, but i have never and ever seen a girl all my life like her. And also she does not pretend lile naija girls she is just straight, when she first fell in love with me some months back she never hide her feelings for me, anytime she comes around she always sits on my laps, if am lying down she will lie on top me and so on. That was when i got the signal and i told her straight away that i want her to be my girl friend, she is 24years old now, i dis-flowered her when she was 23 (early this year), even before she lost her virginity to me. Her love for me was the strongest i have ever seen all my life.
(although i must confess, because i was being selfish because it was strongly against her will, but i took advantage of her through the love she has for me, it was not easy though)
she does not pretend like naija girls i said so because if its rainy and she is around me or feeling cold she always tell me straight that she needs sex without pretending that she was feeling cold and other styles that naija girls uses, she tells me straight to my face (Daniel come fucck me) or (My love cold dey catch me con touch me small naaa) e.t.c

abeg my fingers dey pain me the ones when i type don do. If i decided to continue to type all what is happening between us, the whole of nairaland cannot accomodate it.

See them jealousy full here.
Even if she masturbates daily, does romance, intimacy, kiss all the boys in this worlds e.t.c
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In my own opinion and as the word virgin is defined as far as the hymen is still intact and has not been broken. She is still a virgin

Harshirama:
dumb people,why do some ppl believe that whatever looks good is a sin. Na english dey worry dem,attachment is anything you add to your hair be it rubber or thread or whatever. Same with the people who believe a woman must not wear anything pertaining to a man,so what about those wearing cardigans or jackets made for men. Nigerians just likre twisting thr bible to fit in to culture.
Like if you agree

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Man u are way backward go read the book of leveticus and see for your self.

Oladimejyy:
Almajiri or what is your name your mate are in aba farming nd u are here typing nonesense...GUY GO AND FARM IN ABA

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By Oladimejyy from the south-waste. 99% of nairaland members from south-waste are Zombies.

Hmmmmm

God please intervene.

Awww - Dija

codemaniacs:
Then all the staff at the health center should be sacked and replaced with qualified staff..

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Gbammmmmmmmmm

Another is if you mistakenly wear back of shirt money don dey come. Well am a living proof to that. If i mistakenly wore back of shirt, just a few days from that day i always get money.

ikombe:
Andriod

Make i waka pass with my nokia e5

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Rip.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
Lol



No be my name ooh

Na my moniker
stop shedding tears joor

You be baby

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I just showed it to some of my nairäland goons and they all bursted into heavy laughter.

IffaCatchYouEhn:
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Bros i swear, your name made me to laugh to the extend that i shed a little tears.

dopedealer:
HungerBad you don buy market oo

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Bros nor be small market the guy buy ooo, see as different quotes dey fly any how. for air like ole fowl on top him head.