₦airaland Forum

koboko69:
Be sincere with your self, even before the elections, everyone knows PDP have been the one play kindergarten politics. How else can u explain the many folly being displayed by PDP members. Imagine this fool, telling a retired Major general he is imitating a useless bloody civilian.

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Shut up there, you are just overrating, ( Retired major General ) Buhari is just a two star General befor retirement. Do you know how many Leiutenant Generals we currently have in the army, how many have you heard of calling them selves generals up and down. Nonsence

My people don't be deceived by some zombies that gej did nothing. Some zombies bad belle is just too much.

18. Introduction of the Almajiri system of education in the academically disadvantaged Northern parts of the country.

19. Arresting the outbreak of the deadly and highly contagious Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) in record time, though it unfortunately claimed some lives at the onset.

20. Transformation of the agricultural sector, so that, in the words of Agriculture minister Akinwumi Adesina, “Nigerians will stop thinking of agriculture just as a means of livelihood, but more as a business.”

21. Nigeria has reduced its food imports by over 40% as of 2013, moving the country closer to self sufficiency in agriculture.

22. Nigeria is the world’s largest producer of cassava with an output of over 45 million metric tonnes in 2014 according to the Food and Agricultural Organization of the United Nations (FAO).

23. Due to favourable economic policies, Internet penetration in Nigeria has now increased from about 45 million in 2011 to 63 million in 2014, overtaking countries such as the United Kingdom and France in the process. What this means is that more people now use the internet in Nigeria than in the UK and France.

24. As of the second quarter of 2014, the number of registered active telephone lines in Nigeria stood at 130 million out of a total of over 170 million telephone lines.

25. Introduction of the Nigerian electronic identity card (e-ID card), one of the most secure in the world d the largest in Africa. The e-ID card serves as both an international identification module and an electronic payment solution.

26. Introduction of the cashless system which aims to encourage the use of e-payment systems in the country and reduce the volume of physical cash in circulation.

27. Unbundling of the dysfunctional Power Holding Company of Nigeria (PHCN) into about 18 profit-driven successor companies.

28. Under the watch of President Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria won the African Cup of Nations for the first time in 19 years in South Africa in February, 2013.

29. Nigeria ended up with 11 gold , 11 silver and 14 bronze medals at the recently concluded 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, finishing 8th in the overall ranking.

30. Women in politics have been given more prominent roles in the current President Goodluck Jonathan administration. A large number of the federal appointees of the Goodluck Jonathan administration are women. They include, but are not limited to, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala; Miriam Aloma Mukhtar, Nigeria’s first female Chief Justice; Diezani Alison-Madueke; ex-aviation minister Stella Oduah, Joy Ogwu, Nigeria’s representatives at the United Nations; Sarah Jibril; and Viola Onwuliri. E.t.c

I saw a thread to day of an apc fan, to list just one achievement by Past president Goodluck Jonathan and i just smh.

So here are some of the achievement of past president Goodluck Jonathan :

1. Promotion and practice of true democracy by creating an enabling environment where people from diverse backgrounds and with divergent views and opinions can be accommodated. Under the watch of Goodluck Jonathan administration, the APC was registered by INEC as a mega opposition party big enough to challenge the PDP at both state and national levels. This would have been unthinkable some years back.

2. Conduct of free and fair elections in the country, including the 2011 poll which was adjudged to be the most credible election of its magnitude that has ever been conducted in the country, though it was not without its flaws. Unlike in other administrations, the Goodluck Jonathan administration has given a free hand to the country’s electoral umpire, INEC, to perform its statutory duties.

3. Relative non-interference with electoral and judicial matters. This is evident in the number of governorship elections that have been won both at the polls and in the court by opposition parties in Anambra, Imo, Osun states, among others.

4. Liberalization of the press and guaranteeing the freedom of speech in a country where the stifling of the press and suppression of the citizens’ right to freedom of speech used to be the norm, a legacy of over 30 years of military rule. The existence of vocal anti-government media houses and critics would have culminated in some high-profile assassinations some years back, but today citizens are free to air their views whenever and wherever they like just like any other sane country.

5. Opening up of Nigeria to the global business community and becoming Africa’s number one destination of foreign investors. In the first six months of 2014, a total of US$9.70 billion or N1.51 trillion flowed into the national economy as foreign direct investments (FDI).

6. Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria rebased it’s GDP for the first time in over a decade to become the largest economy in Africa, overtaking South Africa and Egypt in the process.

7. Proceeds from Nigeria’s non-oil exports rose to 2.97 billion by the end of 2013, up from 2.3 billion in 2010.

8. Initiation of the YOUWIN program in 2011. The Youth Enterprise with Innovation in Nigeria (YOUWIN) program aims to generate over 100,000 jobs for innovative unemployed youths across the country in the course of three years. It is currently in its third year.

9. Nigerians are now a step closer to being fully integrated into the international e-commerce community with the approval and reinclusion of Nigeria as one of the Paypal-compliant countries after being banned from using the service at the peak of the advanced fee fraud (419 scams). With Paypal, Nigerians can now pay for goods and services online from anywhere in the world.

10. Goodluck Jonathan administration is the one behind the revival of the dead automotive industry in Nigeria. Global auto giants like Peugeot, Nissan and Hyundai now either assemble or wholly manufacture small cars, Sport Utility Vehicles, trucks and buses at various locations in Nigeria. In addition to that, Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Company (IVM), Nigeria’s flagship indigenous automaker, has begun the sale of their first made-in-Nigeria cars and SUVs in August 2014.

11. Under the Goodluck Jonathan administration, Nigeria became the first country in West Africa to host the World Economic Forum (WEF) in 2014. It was also the most successful World Economic Forum for Africa (WEFA) in history, boasting of a global reach of 2.1 billion people according to estimates.

12. Africa’s richest man Aliko Dangote’s net worth increased from US$2.1 billion at the start of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan’s administration to US$23 billion in 2014, making him Forbes’ richest black person in the world and the overall 26th richest in the world. He attributed this mammoth increase in his monetary worth to Goodluck Jonathan administration favourable economic policies.

13. Construction and beautification of many federal roads in the country, including the Lagos-Benin expressway, Abuja-Lokoja expressway, Enugu-Abakiliki expressway, Onitsha-Owerri highway and most parts of the Enugu-Port Harcourt expressway. Also, construction of the second Niger Bridge between Onitsha and Asaba to relieve the pressure on the old Niger Bridge which was completed in December 1965.

14. Revival of the comatose railway system of transportation in the country is happening under the current Goodluck Jonathan administration.


15. Remodelling, beautification and standardization of airports across the country. In addition to that, aircraft from Nigeria are now allowed to fly directly to the United States of America instead of going through many stopovers in Amsterdam and some other European cities along/in the route. The Akanu Ibiam Airport in Enugu was upgradede into an international airport, directly connecting the South-East region of the country to the outside world for the first time since independence.

16. Establishment of nine federal universities across the country in states which previously had no federal degree awarding institution.

17. Computerizing education in the country with the introduction of the computer-based test (CBT) which will be mandatory for all UTME candidates from 2015.

ConqueredWest:
But fact must be stated clearly. I don't believe that the ND militants did this because they don't operate like this

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Gbammmmmmmmmmm
999000,000,000,000 likes for this post

Our leaders sha, must their children school outside the country. Smh from Obasanjo - Yar adua - Atiku - Buhari e.t.c
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Jonathan is the only Nigerian leader whose none of his child schooled outside the country.
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After some zombies will say Jonathan is corrupt. Smh
foolish zombies

Kenville:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please i need insightful responses that will help me make a good choice of what to do! I have never tried any business all my life tho! So kindly give your suggestions. You can give details too about the business.

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If you have capital and have no solid business idea
in place, then
there is a huge probability that you would end up
wasting your
resources by investing in a business that wouldn’t
bring you attractive returns. This is why every potential
business owner must
take out the time to research profitable business
ideas before they
invest in them. To make it easier for you, i have
analyzed 100 hot small scale businesses guaranteed to bring you
huge profit in Nigeria.
1. Quail Bird Farming
2. Catering Services(Indoor and Outdoor)
3. Mobile food Vending
4. Computer Training Centre 5. Computer Repair and Accessories Sales.
6. Mobile Phone Sales and Repairs
7. Rental Services
8. Food Processing
9. Cement Sales and Distribution
10. Frozen food Sales 11. Pure and Bottled Water Production
12. Livestock Farming
13. Poultry Farming
14. Used Car Sales
15. Social Media Marketing
16. Blogging 17. Freelance Writing
18. Mini-Importation
19. Exportation
20. Cooking Gas Sales
21. Recruitment Agency
22. Uniform Making factory 23. Ready-to-wear cloths making
24. Haulage and Logistics
25. Transportation
26. Online Marketing
27. Bulk SMS Services
28. Daycare Centre/Crèche 29. Small Scale Manufacturing
30. Scrap metal sales
31. Waste Management Services
32. Pet Breeding
33. Animal feed production
34. Ethanol Production 35. Software and games development
36. Security gadget sales
37. Cleaning Services
38. Recharge Card Printing and Sales 39. Sports
Viewing Centers
40. Sports Betting Agency 41. Building Blocks Production.
42. Art Gallery
43. Ice Cream Production
44. Jewelry making
45. Travel agency
46. Natural Fruit Juice Production 47. Photography and Videography 48. Magazine
Publication
49. Monogramming and Branding Services
50. Weight Loss Consultancy
51. Biscuit Production
52. Printing and Book Production 53. Private Library Services
54. Hairdressing Salon
55. Day Spa
56. Nail Studio( Manicure and Pedicure)
57. Selling Fruits
58. Selling honey 59. Affiliate marketing
60. Personal Fitness Instructor
61. Business broker
62. Car Wash and Detailing Services 63. Dating Service
64. Make-up Artist
65. Video game Center
66. Pharmaceutical company
67. Stock Photography
68. Art brokerage 69. Resume writing
70. Online Vitamin/Health Food Store 71. Virtual
assistant
72. Pest control
73. Car Rentals
74. Nanny agency 75. Mail-order business
76. Ice block production
77. Night Clubs and Restaurants
78. Solar energy installation and equipment sales
79. Antique Furniture Sales
80. Laundry Service 81. Virtual Call Center
82. SEO Consultant
83. Gift Baskets
84. Disc Jockey (DJ)
85. Personal Shopper & Errand Service
86. Wine Production 87. Sports Collectible Shop
88. Funeral Arrangement Company 89. Oil Palm
Plantation
90. Internet Radio Station
91. Online Clothing Store
92. Modeling and Event Ushering 93. Marketer/PR Agent
94. Fashion Stylist
95. Automobile Repairs and Fleet Management
Services
96. Facility Management Services
97. Appliance Repair Service 98. House Painting
99. Alternative Power Supply
100. Security Gadget Sales and Installations.

csc2:
Few months ago, Airtel Nigeria introduced Airtel SmartTrybe Tariff plan which then make users to enjoy Hourly Unlimited Night plan at N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS. I remember then, a friend of mine was able to downloads up to 15.3GB within 3HRS with the Hourly Unlimited Night plan.

Well, its seems the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan is not favorable for Airtel NG as they scrap the Unlimited Hourly Night Plan and introduce another new data offer. Airtel NG have unleash 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 which valid for one single night at the Hour of 12 mid-night to 5AM.

READ: GLO UNLIMITED BROWSING STILL BLAZING HOT

Though, this new Airtel Night plan offer "500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50" looks cheap but you can never compare it to the former Hourly Unlimited Data which costs N100 for 1HR and N200 for 2HRS respectively.

Along side with this new night data plan, Airtel also introduce 1GB for N500 which valid for 1Week and N200 for 200mb + 30Min Airtel calls weekend offer and free 15mb for 7days when you recharge with N200.

All these above data offers worked only when you are on Airtel SmartTrybe tariff plan. The Tariff plan also feature 11k/s calls charges for all national networks (N6.60K/min). If you are interested in these tariff offer then below is how to migrate to it.



How To Migrate To Airtel SmartTrybe
Just dial *312# then reply with 1

How To Subscribe For Airtel N500 For 1GB, 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50
1. Kindly Dial *312#
2. Reply with 2 for N500 For 1GB [7 days]
3. Reply with 3 for 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50 [Night Plan 12am - 5am]
4. Reply with 4 for N200 for 200mb + 30Min call [Weekend: Sat and Sun]


Guys, what's your view about Airtel scraping the Unlimited Hourly Plan And Replacing with 500MB for N25 and 1.5GB for N50. Drop your comments below.

Source: http://www.femtoptech.com/2016/07/airtel-scrap-hourly-unlimited-night.html

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Bros please, the N200 for 200mb. Does it last for a month or its for a week?

Vikky014:
stil didnt see it

. . Check ur spam folder, it mst be there and don't forget to thick it non - spam.

ibkgab001:
Hey Dangote please don't answer them ,... They want to kill you same wAy they kill MKO Abiola


Anyway LALASTICLALA how much is today exchange rate of likes I have 8,000 likes to change to naira

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Jesus 8,000 total likes? How is that even possible, and if true. Your comments must ne very sensitive. Am speechless

SeverusSnape:
Hehehehehehehehehehe
Funny you, My comment won't make sense to you if you're a zombie, but if you're a wailer, it will.

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Gbammmmmmm, u jst vomited it out of my mouth.

ladyF:
I don't have to worry about most of these in my hut

It's [size=15pt]FynestGeh[/size] again

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You have started again abi? Its no longer lady F, its now fynestgeh, small time u ll open a new account with the moniker fynestgeh. Smh

HOW EUROPE UNDERDEVELOPED AFRICA:
Ben Arfa (Tunisia) - France
Paul Pogba (Guinea) - France
Karim Benzema (Algeria) - France
Samir Nasri (Algeria) - France
Govou (Benin) - France Zinedine Zidane (Algeria) -
France
Luis Nani (Cape Verde) - Portugal
Christian Benteke (DRC) -
Belgium
Jerome Boateng (Ghana) - Germany
David Alaba (Nigeria) - Austria
Oguchi Onyewu (Nigeria) - USA
Angelo Ogbonna (Nigeria) - Italy
Dennis Aogo (Nigeria) - Germany
Okaka Chuka (Nigeria) - Italy Gabriel Agbonlahor (Nigeria) -
Scotland
Patrick Owemoyela (Nigeria) -
Germany
Nedum Onuoah (Nigeria) -
England Patrick Vieira (Senegal) - France
Mousa Dembele (Mali) - Belgium
Romelo Lukaku (DRC) - Belgium
Sami Khedira (Tunisia) - Germany
Vincent Kompany (Congo) -
Belgium Danny Welbeck (Ghana) -
England
Mario Balotelli (Ghana) - Italy
Mamadou Sakho (Guinea) -
France
Bacary Sagna (Senegal) - France Patrice Evra (Guinea) - France
El Shaarawy (Egypt) - Italy
Dirick Origi (Kenya) - Belgium
Ramires Makukula (Swaziland) - Brazil
They leave us with Mikel, Yobo, Aiyegbeni, Nsofor,
Song, Kaita, Sulley Muntari. How can africa win the World cup with these? mtcheeeew
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HOW EUROPE UNDERDEVELOPED AFRICA:
Ben Arfa (Tunisia) - France
Paul Pogba (Guinea) - France
Karim Benzema (Algeria) - France
Samir Nasri (Algeria) - France
Govou (Benin) - France Zinedine Zidane (Algeria) -
France
Luis Nani (Cape Verde) - Portugal
Christian Benteke (DRC) -
Belgium
Jerome Boateng (Ghana) - Germany
David Alaba (Nigeria) - Austria
Oguchi Onyewu (Nigeria) - USA
Angelo Ogbonna (Nigeria) - Italy
Dennis Aogo (Nigeria) - Germany
Okaka Chuka (Nigeria) - Italy Gabriel Agbonlahor (Nigeria) -
Scotland
Patrick Owemoyela (Nigeria) -
Germany
Nedum Onuoah (Nigeria) -
England Patrick Vieira (Senegal) - France
Mousa Dembele (Mali) - Belgium
Romelo Lukaku (DRC) - Belgium
Sami Khedira (Tunisia) - Germany
Vincent Kompany (Congo) -
Belgium Danny Welbeck (Ghana) -
England
Mario Balotelli (Ghana) - Italy
Mamadou Sakho (Guinea) -
France
Bacary Sagna (Senegal) - France Patrice Evra (Guinea) - France
El Shaarawy (Egypt) - Italy
Dirick Origi (Kenya) - Belgium
Ramires Makukula (Swaziland) - Brazil
They leave us with Mikel, Yobo, Aiyegbeni, Nsofor,
Song, Kaita, Sulley Muntari. How can africa win the World cup with these? mtcheeeew
ww

Mimisboygreat:
A caterpillar has a thousand legs, the millipede has ten thousand legs, the mamba has none yet it outruns the both. portugal just acted that adage in this tournament. weldone boys!! je suis desole pour le bleus

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Bros na wa 4 u ooo, if u jave notin to say just go and sit down, na for where catepiller and millipede for get thousand os legs. Smh , legs that is not even up to hundreds self. Smh

johnglefury:
Don Jazzy should be 5th and Omotola 6th by your calculations

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Nice observation, man you are very sharp. Kudos to u.

SeverusSnape:


That guy no get talk seriously, Na to strike out him sabi.

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Gbammmmmmmm you knew him so very well, any small tin he dun strike your post, any small tin na striking, him head nor correct at all.

SeverusSnape:
Zombie, Why typing long stuffs I don't even read. Two lines is okay for me. Now do the needful, I don't read long zombie-trash.

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Hahaha u won finish that guy, from starting to ending my belle one burst with laugh at the bolded mostly the zombie part. Hahaha
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Nayok:
Wailers

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Bros go and sit down mtchewwww, go count all jonathan appointments all together and buharis and come here and tell me the difference and not this nnpc trash you posted up there
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Next

searchng4love:
the only way anyone can confirm if he's infected is by medical testing... please get tested

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I have done hiv test sha , bt it was a free test and that was three months after the exposure

SeverusSnape:
Your zombiesm is powered by the sun. Non-stop. You're a zombie, I'm a wailer. Why always trying to give us your name?... What do you have to say about Buhari's one sided appointments??

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Gbammmmm that guy foolishness in raised to power 2, any small thing wailing zombie. Na now i know how d name zombie when u dey call dem dey pain dem reach. Nor b small tin

searchng4love:
PLEASE read there are some STD's that latex condoms are completely useless against.... NOTE them.

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searchng4love:
hey howdy...did you read or you opened and closed? do u know what to do if you have a risky exposure to hiv? do you know about prep or pep? do you know certain STD's are NOT stopped by latex condoms?

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Sir the first sir i ever had all my life was with a complete stranger and we did it skin to skin and worst of it all i have an injury at my joystick at that period, she was far older than me, i gave her N100 after the sex, nut since then i have nt had any symptoms of hiv except for a fever after some weeks after having sex with her, and that was early 2013.
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But after seeing your posts i became very afraid.

agarawu23:
Still hoping on those that promised next week.

Your name is there already. https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me/94#47351436

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Sir pls help me i didt do my project when it was going on bcus my parents can no longer sponsor my education, as am here now, i dont even think i can graduate, i already know am going to drop out that is for sure.

apcisevil:
At least you parasites can be happy now, go to your chad basin

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Yesss ooo, they are real evil apc is evel. They are the most evel evil that planet earth has ever come in contact with all through the years of existence
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999,000,000,000,000 likes for your moniker

gmacnoms:
wher r u based? I might get u hooked up to seasoned drummers Sir

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Good eveling sir, please sir can you help me hook up to any electrician sir?

Love Machine:
Bokoharam YouTube and isis twitter are still active.Are these 2 terrorists not worst than Niger delta avengers?

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Gbammmmmmmmmmm
999,000,000,000,000 likes for you.