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raumdeuter:
And while they are disarming them 20 kidnappers to 60 hostages, the hostages will just be looking like dundee? Three shots the kidnappers will flee, no one wants to die. If one of the kidnapper get dropped the others will flee

If kidnappers believe at least 20 people can be armed, they won't go on such journey in the first place, they always look for soft targets and most of Nigeria is a soft target except for barracks which is why they hardly attack barracks except you are a terrorist ready to die not those hoping to collect ransom

U obviously don’t follow the timeline of how the attacks/kidnappings are carried out.

While u are driving on speed u will just see bullets flying into ur windshield . The kidnappers have an element of surprise . Or are u saying everybody will be driving with one hand and the other hand on their own gun also spraying bullets into the air ?

Even if u carry a gun with u, it is difficult for u to escape such attacks especially when the kidnappers are laying in ambush waiting for u.

The solution is not people carrying guns but for our security as a nation to be beefed up. There are so many under-policed space in the country .

By the way, I think the guy said the kidnappers were like 35 in number . Almost even their victims’ number sef

raumdeuter:
And those that didn't get killed in the shootout what do you think they will do when 20 men are herding 60 people into the bush with at least 20 if them armed?

They would’ve disarmed u immediately after the shootout. U think those guys are dull enough to allow u conceal weapon while they are leading u inside the bush ?

Did u not read the part where the guy mentioned how his vehicle was ransacked ? Even the phone he hid under the car seat they located it.

If people are allowed to carry weapons , the kidnappers will be more deadlier sef . The initial shootout will always be highly fatal. And only the few that survived will be taxed for huge ransoms after they must have disarmed them.

Spy360:
Sesko only started making the marks around the second half of last season. He started playing as no 9 when Openda was moved to the wings. Openda was actually the main goal threat for Leipzig taking the season as a whole into account. However a lot of potentials was seen in Sesko hence the hype.

Most of the top strikers available are already in big clubs and they would not be allowed to leave unless an astronomical fee is paid. The move many clubs are making now is to identify potential big things that are yet unknown. The likes of Solanke for me does not look like he will be a top striker. I mean we have observed him for years now and the signs he is showing are those of mid table club level at best.

Arteta and Edu must do everything not to allow Chido Obi Martins to leave for free. They ought to have tied him down before he started blowing hot. They should bless his life with a decent professional contract worth at least 50k. It will not be a waste. 50k x 52weeks = 2.6m[/b]On a good day this guy can fetch over 30m if we choose to sell him.

They should give a 17 year old Amateur 50k per week contract ? 😂

U’ve got jokes . How much do u think Fabio Viera and Smith-Rowe earn sef ?

raumdeuter:
This is another reason to have a gun seankafor

Those guys would've killed u before u can use ur gun sef. They shoot at cars indiscriminately in a bid to make them stop

It is not cheap. Potatoes are perishable so the sellers need to sell as much as they can before it goes bad.

I've lived in the north briefly; those potatoes go bad within couple of days due to the hot weather in the north

Ballzproblem2:
Chelsea have made a move for Olise Sources claim that Olise’s £60m release clause may only be able to be triggered by Champions League clubs 👀

(@Matt_Law_DT) #CFC

Which kind release clause be this?

Is it the player's agent that inserted the clause into the contract to guarantee he plays UCL football, or it is at Crystal palace's instance to ensure they make the most out of his sale?

Segedinho:
Izzou...

See another one on democracy day

https://twitter.com/chiditweets042/status/1801250390383407121/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1801250390383407121&currentTweetUser=chiditweets042

A lot really happened that yesterday

izzou:
[color=royalblue]My last experience was fearful.

I never travel since that time, although i have one urgent one now.

Na God's mercy i dey hope on now oh.

We are all on our own[/color]

As in....We are really on our our own.

Almost all the amjor highways are susceptible to incidents of robbery and kidnap. From West to south; East to North.

I always do everything possible to avoid travelling by road at all cost. Those guys will calling money that they know ur family members can never raise without selling properties and other valuables.

Itsrm:
This is sad. I usually watch the program on youtube when the algorithm brings it to my timeline but never came across this one. Can you remember the title?

I watched it on TikTok , it’s usually algorithm that brings his videos. But I just checked YouTube now , I think it was on this episode .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvOj_9yCKAo?si=Rv-aOBaqIJF5Q45B

Itsrm:
I never see wetin go make me go on a road trip in this country ever again

This is exactly how we were flogged, beaten, and maltreated. Though this is not us in the video, these are the Abuja-Kaduna train victims.

But this is exactly how we sat and lay down. No difference whatsoever. These victims spent 3 months in captivity living this way, so you can… pic.twitter.com/fopzn9OnER

— 👑K I N G👑 (@kingsuleiman27) June 12, 2024

This is why I see izzou as a strong man with the way he hops on the road travelling the length and breadth of this insecure country .

This thing has been happening rapidly since Buhari's first term but it has been grossly under-reported in the media. Countless people die at the point of abduction, others die in custody while only few live to tell the story after their loved ones manage to raise the ransome.


There's this program on Agidigbo FM anchored by Alhaji Oriyomi Hamzat. One lady who was a victim like these guys in the video came on that program and narrated her experience. Her parents had gone to the program earlier to report she was missing, and they actually suspected her igbo friend whom they both hustled together at a supermarket in Abuja.

It was when she was released that she now came to the program to clear the air that she was actually abducted by Fulani herdsmen and it had nothing to do with her friend. She left her base in Abuja to go look for another Job in Enugu but later discovered the Enugu job was not really worth it, so she decided to go back to Abuja and continue with her job there. Unfortunately for her, around Kogi state the armed men shot at their bus, killed the driver and few people and then matched them into the forest.

She was held for weeks and couldn't call her parents in Ibadan cos she knows they don't have the kind of millions those guys were requesting for ransom. They beat them daily and fed them only Garri once a day. The kidnappers had to tie her release to that of another girl in their custody whose father was a pastor. The pastor paid ransom for his daughter and herself and that was the only reason she was released. She narrated how some of them even died in the kidnappers custody.

Omo! This country don go .

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Exceptionally impressive, or exceptionally funny?[/color]

They are not funny . It’s more like 3 people doing the same thing Layi Wasabi does as a single act.

They are witty and excel in word play just like Layi.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Wetin him wan talk?

He has obviously retired himself after his shambolic outing in 2023.

What is more hilarious is how he refused to be VP for Obi, because he was bigger politically. [/color]

The man overrated himself , he thought he was Buhari in the north

CrystalTiger:
Our coastal road is now down to just 6 lanes because apparently, this government now wants to save cost, lmao...

That Umahi ehn. The less said about him, the natter .

iamoyindamola:
My guy collected his L in peace and embraces it
That's what I like about him

Maybe he’s waiting for naija to go back to regional government so he can take charge of northern region through his massive followership in Kano

raumdeuter:
Almost everyone in Yorubaland say over 90% belong to either Xtianity or Islam though their level of seriousness might vary

The 2 religion don corrupt all the traditional institutions we had, Go and see Obas in redemption camp worshipping Christian God

We are simply holding the the concept of rulers whose relevance is waning, Those days Oba is the overall leader of a community, Now All the structure for enforcing his authority has been taken from the stool and replaced with something else, what is left now is just ceremonial acknowledgement

Nowadays, Governors dey drag Obas in the mud, even LG chairmen and commissioner for chieftaincy affairs sef

Anytime I see those Obas at Redeem camp on DoveTv, I just shake my head .

I just see them as doing 2 factor authentication. They want to be Christian’s and at the same time traditionalists ; in the real sense of things it’s actually impossible to be both at the same time.

iamoyindamola:
I am 200% sure they will rather attack this poster compared to AA childish trolling

Come to think of it sef , why ur guy the red cap fraud of Kano no Dey put mouth for all these national issues since after elections ? 😂

Abi him no Dey part of the opposition again ni?

Sportsweb:
I don't know why. Even Atiku boys that ditched him all focused on Obi.

Haven't seen Reno and Bwala criticize AA since they detected.

AA can literally insult Agabdo Republic and they keep mute.

Obi literally caused them looming hunger for the next 8 years . Some of those guys had been seeing themselves as potential ministers , Ambassadors and chairmen of board of agencies until Obi happened .

Bwala for example is a lawyer just like Keyamo. Today Keyamo is a minister with the budget of a whole ministry at his disposal to administer as he likes. Bwala is most likely cussing Obi silently for not rocking Atiku’s boat ; perhaps he could be the one in Keyamo’s place .

Na hunger Dey speak through those guys because they know Tinubu has so many hanger-ons in APC to even look their side with appointment . Na out of spite dem Dey do wetin dem Dey do

larride:
No. Go and watch his normal skits. Not those voiceovers.

I said mostly . I watch all his skits .

He was first on Toktok before IG na. I’ve been following Dezny for a while now. He does both voiceover and his own contents but I can actually get it with u that most of his contents are voiceover

larride:
You guys should check out Denzy

Creativity wan kill the guy.

Denzy is funny , but he relies mostly on trending voice notes to do his impressions .

raumdeuter:
True. My own attention span for them is probably a few weeks
there was a time I used to check one Yoruba guy that does lewd voiceover on Indian movies Samobaba but it faded and later Ankara gucci(Lawyer kunle) that faded too, then Taooma but the slap thing also faded, Then Macaroni which faded quick cos the theme was the same

That’s why I recommend Nasboi. He’s versatile , he understands what made some of those guys fade away and he always tries to come up with new concept .

He developed more than one character for his skit and he regularly churns out body of work for each character

raumdeuter:
Th bold is the truth whole truth and nothing but the truth

I can’t remember any AY joke that has ever made me laugh. At least I can still remember basket mouth’s “ There are two things involved “ joke till tomorrow .

iamoyindamola:
Be like say na only you rate am🤣
Same guy efcc they drag for fraud, is he also Danny young elder brother?

I actually don’t rate him. But the seat he occupies is a revered seat which a Charlatan like him should not be sitting on.

I think all these kingmakers should stop enthroning Muslims or Christian’s . They should just select traditionalists who will abide by the African traditional religion . Simple

iamoyindamola:
Is he not the same yahoo king?

He is na. Oba wey Dey roll loud Dey smoke 💨 wey dem post am online

Singapore1:
You can't compare football. They are two different thing.

Views is how you measure acceptance rate. If they are not funny nobody is going to watch them. It is as simple as that

Like u didn’t see people’s comment above saying they haven’t really heard much about Nasboi before now ? . A poster up there confirmed he went to YouTube to check his videos and he agreed the guy is good .

There’s no way u want to claim Macaroni or Shaggy are better comic acts than Nasboi that’s why they have more views than him.

Even Macaroni and Shaggy will not agree they are better at making people laugh than Nasboi. Having more social media views does not in any way mean u are more talented than others .

Even AY who is the driest comedian in Nigeria has more followers than a lot of younger artists with more talents

iamoyindamola:
First of all he’s not a rated king
Secondly you either barb your hair to kondo style or stay away from there, no matter the level of kings
If you are in Rome behave like them

He’s not a rated king bawo ?

He’s actually a first class Oba . Oluwo of Iwo is a first class Oba in Osun state and not some lower class Oba. It is the town that messed up making an ex-convict the king after all.

The guy should not have gone on that pilgrimage . He just useless the tradition with that move . He’s the first Yoruba king I will see his bare head since I was born .

Singapore1:
but see Bro Shaggy View. how can you see this stats and say he needs another career. Na only in Nigeria we no rate these guys.
They are king across Africa

Which kind talk be this sef? We are dicussing comic acts who are actually funny with their contents not who's got more views.

What u are doing is like we discussing the best Footballers in the EPL and u mentioning James Milner because he's played in the EPL for as long as anybody can remember

Singapore1:
It is not hatred. It's okay for everyone not to like a certain comedian. Brother Shaggy has about 350 million views on YouTube, while Macaroni has about 210 million views, and that's not counting his second channel. Nasboi, who he is praising, has just 19 million views on YouTube. While an excuse can be made that Nasboi started his channel in 2020, if you remove his music videos, he averages 4 million views per year. In contrast, Macaroni averages around 20 million views per year, and Brother Shaggy averages 30 million views per year, and he isn't even in my top 20 best skit makers. Just because you don't like a comedian doesn't make them a bad comedian. The numbers don't lie.




There is also a reason why you used to find them funny but after a while you don't find them funny again. skit always needs new idea

Me find Macaroni funny and Shaggi funny ? when ?

Those two guys don't have what it takes to make an average joe laugh abeg.

Your response to afrodoc is u talking about number of views; nothing concern me with who get views pass. This is actually a dicussion about the comic act who makes people laugh with their skit not Shaggy jumping up and down or Macaroni in his agbada making passes at known and aspiring IG baddies.

afrodoc2:
Haa Funke!

E be like say you hate the guy (or at least his skits) with passion. LOL

Honestly I like Macaroni as a person and as an activist. But u see that comedy wey he dey do? No be am at all.

In the nollywood movies I've watched him act in, he did really well. His comedy on the other hand seems forced.

raumdeuter:
Broda Shaggy needs another career beside comedy

I co-sign this message

Singapore1:
Macaroni's character is a parody, a satirical take on a "sugar daddy" figure often seen in Nigerian society. The intent behind his skits is not to sexualize women, but to highlight the absurdity and humor in these interactions.

By focusing on Macaroni's repeated failures and the way he is constantly scammed, the skits are actually flipping the script and it has nothing to do with sexualizing women at all

he is the one being ridiculed, not the women. With his continuous misfortune and the cleverness of the women who outsmart him.


Macaroni is also a very fantastic Actor. He also said in one of his Interview that he is an actor not a skit maker. Comedy is very subjective what i like is different from what you like

Brother Shaggy is one of the most viewed skit makers in Nigeria (arguably in Africa too), and I can't relate to his comedy at all. I have been to many African countries, and the names that always pop up are Brother Shaggy, Macaroni, and MarkAngel.

All this long talk is equal to= Macaroni skits are not funny .

And yes he sexualizes women. He makes sure the girls he goes for as co-actors in those skits are actually known IG baddies who bares it all on their respective pages.

If what he’s doing is satire , then it is a failed attempt at satire . Maybe he’s a good actor in other genres but u see the character he portrays in those skits ; it is a forced one . It neither emits laughter from me nor does it pass the intended message

Ibime:
For some reason, I watch Charles Okocha the most even though all his skit have the same punchline about eating garri

Igwe 2pac is a clown

I also like his shiiit…. Maybe it’s just the nostalgic old nollywood feeling sha

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Layi na my GOAT oh.[/color]

Latinis witty and good at what he does . But if u Dey find premium laughter , Nasboi got u.