Romance › Re: I Love The Colour Of Her Dress, What Do You Love About Her? by BluntBoy(m): 7:01pm On Apr 10, 2018 |
OK, this is disgusting. |
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Celebrities › Re: Tope Alabi Celebrates Her Husband, Soji Alabi's Birthday With Surprise Party by BluntBoy(m): 2:02pm On Apr 10, 2018 |
This man is a really good pianist. Tope is very gifted but she must constantly thank God and her gem of a husband for making her successful. |
Education › Re: Sex For Mark: "OAU Female Student Should Stop Playing The Victim" - Man Says by BluntBoy(m): 10:34am On Apr 10, 2018 |
TheUpsetGirl1: I still don't know why some people won't read, you approach lecturers for sex just to get marks.. what will happen if you read? Where was it stated that she approached the lecturer? There are some lecturers who do the approaching. They fail you on purpose and then promise to help you if only you would have sex with them. People wonder why I can't tolerate pastors and the so-called Christian societies. I know them, especially the ones who work as lecturers. When they discuss girls, you will shake your head and wonder what sort of fathers they are. |
Education › Re: Sex For Mark: "OAU Female Student Should Stop Playing The Victim" - Man Says by BluntBoy(m): 10:24am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Mayydayy: Abeg.don't tell me nonsense. Why would the prof even agree to such a thing. That is the question. He has no excuse. Supposing the girl even approached him herself to negotiate marks, it is still not enough excuse for him to want to have sex with her for a fair grade. He has failed in his duty as a lecturer and should not be shielded if found to be guilty without doubts. |
Education › Re: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by BluntBoy(m): 9:17am On Apr 10, 2018 |
I can't imagine becoming a professor and in that age and be opening my body for girls young enough to be my daughters. God forbid. |
Politics › Re: Photo: Buhari Arrives London by BluntBoy(m): 9:15am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Cajal: ..Baba is very straight in figure and character I have my PVC God bless you, bro. |
Celebrities › Re: Ummi Ibrahim Zee-Zee: "Dating Timaya, My Greatest Regret In Life" by BluntBoy(m): 8:51am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Coldplay007: Any regrets in life?
Sometimes ago somebody was quoted as saying that I left Islam and converted to another religion because of my relationship with Timaya. I found it very difficult to believe. It was very much baseless and a mere allegation to tarnish my image. In fact in my entire life that is an incident I am finding it difficult to forget. I am a religious person. I love Islam and whenever I am free I read Hadith of the Holy Prophet a lot.
All Journalists and bloggers will all end up in hell fire.. how can anybody interpret the above as "dating timaya, my greatest regret?. Beats me. The title is totally misleading. I don't suppose bloggers and journalists can escape hell. |
Education › Re: Have You Ever Cheat(Carry Expo) In School Exams Before? Share!!! by BluntBoy(m): 7:47am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: Hope you are not surprised?
It's the plain truth.  I am surprised but my love remains intact. |
Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by BluntBoy(m): 7:46am On Apr 10, 2018 |
JamesKudooski: Thank you so much, BluntBoy. The book will be available on Okadabooks in a few days time. However, you may want to check out my first novel, Prisoner of Love, on Okadabooks here:
http:///Prisoner-of-Love-Ob
I will surely inform you when Jewel from the Ghetto is available on Okadabooks.
Cheers. Alright, I will check out your first novel. More ink to your pen!!! 1 Like |
Education › Re: Have You Ever Cheat(Carry Expo) In School Exams Before? Share!!! by BluntBoy(m): 7:41am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: I have to a talent for cheating
I have never been caught I can't have a long neck for nothing
Queen of exam malpractice.
I spy with sense infact I basically tell people all the answers.
I am a very intelligent person.   |
Politics › Re: Photo: Buhari Arrives London by BluntBoy(m): 6:45am On Apr 10, 2018 |
Baba has got class. See him walking like a boss that he is.
I love you, Buhari. |
Celebrities › Re: Gabriel Afolayan New Wife, Banke Stunning Photos by BluntBoy(m): 6:42am On Apr 10, 2018 |
MissRaine69: Those eyelashes
One blink and a hurricane will occur
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Literature › Re: Jewel From The Ghetto: New Novel Release!!! by BluntBoy(m): 6:39am On Apr 10, 2018 |
JamesKudooski: CHAPTER ONE EPISODE 1
Somewhere in Agege, Pink Roses Beauty Shop, 9.15 a.m.
SHAKIRAH CAME INTO THE salon in tears. She had a black eye that could hardly open, a swollen cheek, and lips twice their size--no thanks to the beating she received from a vicious street thug on her way to work that morning. She looked pitiable and her over-bleached skin reeked of the smell of two or more cheap bleaching creams mixed together for optimal result. The moment the other twelve or so apprentices of Pink Roses caught sight of her, they were curious to know what happened. But when she opened her mouth to talk, she felt a lump in her throat and the words stuck. She swallowed hard, tried once more but a loud cry broke free instead. As she struggled to narrate her ordeal, Kasumu, The Scorpion, walked in.
Kasumu, popularly known as The Scorpion because of the big scorpion tattoo he had on one of his upper arms, was a hard and feared street boy who had a crush on Shakirah and was a friend of the house in Pink Roses Beauty Shop. He had a rough jaw and bloodshot eyes that were not wider than slits sitting beside each other and gave an impression of someone permanently high on a mixture of spirits and marijuana. A deep machete scar crested the left side of his face. His lips were as dark as hell. However, as tough and mean as he was, Kasumu had a weakness--Shakirah! And a soft spot that surprised those who got close enough to see this contradiction in his personality.
At seeing Shakirah, his eyes narrowed and his face hardened. A lone vein stood out on his forehead like a streak of lightning. He clenched his fists.
“Shakirah,” he snarled in his deep, husky voice, “who did this to you?”
Shakirah made an attempt to answer, “It ... was ...” She sniffed. “It ... was ...” But the sob choked the words in her throat.
Kasumu studied her and he could tell instantly that it was the work of a street thug. “Can you recognize him when you see him?” he probed. Shakirah nodded her head in response. He bit his lips slowly. “Good. Let’s go!” He grabbed her by the hand and lead her out of the salon. His strides were like those of a fierce combatant and Shakirah had to practically run along to keep up with him. Outside, he mounted Shakirah on his motorbike and the next second, they vanished into thin air!
Ten minutes later, they were at Orita Junction, a notorious spot where the deadliest street boys hung out. The culprit and two other boys were sitting on a bench with a heap of marijuana and bottles of Chelsea dry gin in front of them. Two of them were busy wrapping the marijuana into sticks while the third was already smoking his and oozing thick smoke into the air. He followed each puff with a sensational whistle that instantly drowned in the blaring noise from a music shop nearby. Thick haze of the hemp hovered momentarily in the air before disappearing into the atmosphere. But not before the breeze blew the choking smell across Shakirah’s and Scorpion’s noses. Shakirah quickly covered her nose while Scorpion sniffed in the smell with pleasure.
“That’s him.” Shakirah pointed to the dreadlock-haired assailant, still covering her nose with the other hand.
With the speed and force of a swift storm, Scorpion advanced, grabbed the bench and flung it and its occupants away. The unsuspecting boys rolled off in different directions. The marijuana heap scattered in the air and the bottles of hot drinks shattered on the ground.
Spark, the bellicose culprit, sprang to his feet. He spat out in disgust like a venomous viper. He vibrated in anger. His biceps rose and the veins of his head stood in aggression. He charged towards Scorpion and threw a swift left punch at him. Scorpion ducked. Immediately, he swung the right punch with added intensity but again Scorpion dodged. However, the move exposed him enough for Scorpion to bury a powerful punch into his side and followed it immediately with a deadly uppercut to his jaw. A mixture of spittle and blood flew out of his of his mouth and reeling off balance, he scrambled to the ground on all fours like a whipped dog.
He got up on his feet again. He wiped the blood tickling down a corner of his mouth with the back of his palm and gnashed his blood-soaked teeth in anger.
“Ah! Emi Spark! O wa jẹjú mi lábẹ́tẹ̀ mi,” he screamed in a mixture of Yoruba and street slangs, “ìyá ẹ́ máa kù leni” (Ah! I, Spark! You came to defile me in my hood! Your mother must die today.)
He picked up an empty beer bottle and smashed it on his own head. He shook the head viciously and beat his chest like an angry gorilla. “Awọ́n father ẹ́ ń duro de ẹ́ l’ọrún. Oya, dàgbéré!” (Your ancestors await you. Now say your goodbye!) He screamed as he charged with full force towards Scorpion with the jag-headed bottle remnant in his hand ready to stab Scorpion to death.
Scorpion stood still, unperturbed. Eyes intently fixed on the advancing opponent. He studied him carefully and calculated his next move. Spark headed for Scorpion’s heart but again Scorpion effortlessly ducked and quickly picking up a plank from the ground, he smashed the bottle off his hand. The hand dangled loosely back and forth from the wrist. Spark grimaced and recoiled in pain.
Instantly, Scorpion matched up to him and sent a punch to his left cheek. He staggered backwards and Scorpion followed it with another one to his right. He staggered further backwards. Scorpion followed through with another and another and yet another until the last one sent him reeling to the ground. Caught in a swirl of vertigo, he crawled on the ground aimlessly in no particular direction. All he could see were tiny specs of bluish-purple lights dancing in front of him. His lips were puffy and battered. Two of his teeth had flown out in the process of the beating. He groaned in agony.
Then, Scorpion removed his belt and whipped the hell out of him. Squirming in pains, he struggled to his feet and took to his heels staggeringly. Scorpion chased after him and sent down heavy lashes on his back each step of the way until he fell few inches away from Shakirah. He cried like a child begging Scorpion to spare him.
“Ahhh! Áláyé ... Máa ṣe bi o ṣe to. Máa jẹ́ ojú abùró ẹ́. Baba, jọ̀ wo ṣe fun abùró ẹ. Mi ó to yàjú si ẹ́.” (Ahhh! Lord ... Please don’t pour the full wrath of your might on me ... Don’t humiliate your younger one ... I didn’t mean to disrespect you.)
“Not me ... Her.” Scorpion replied pointing to Shakirah. His expression mean. His voice affirmative.
Spark immediately crawled to Shakirah and held her legs with both hands in submission. He begged for mercy, “màmà, ẹ jọ ọ́. Mi ò ni ṣe ìrú ẹ́ mọ.” (Mama, please I won’t ever do that again.)
Shakirah stood imposingly over him with arms akimbo, face thrown sideways, and leg placed on his head as if it were a foot stool. “Begin licking my feet now!” she commanded him with an air of authority. It was time to make him pay for what he did to her.
Meanwhile, the two other boys who were with Spark had fled the scene. One of them ran to Don Baba, the fierce leader of their gang, who immediately summoned the remaining members of the deadly gang to gear up for battle. He roused their spirit with a speech akin to the ones given by generals on ancient battlefields. They roared in a chorus with eyes glowing like a burning fire, brandishing all sorts of deadly weapons. They were ready to cause mayhem. No one dared crossed into their territory to desecrate their hood unless the person was prepared to die! They were now blood-thirty and ready to shed as much blood as necessary to reclaim their pride. “That bastard’s days are numbered!” Don Baba said. His expression was stone-cold and the defiance in his voice was scary.
Back at the battle scene, the disfigured Spark licked Shakirah’s feet meticulously like nothing else in the world mattered. A crowd had formed a circle around them enjoying the ongoing drama.
Suddenly, heavy sounds of smashing bottles and screeching sound of machetes screeching sound of machetes scratching against the ground rented the air. The cacophony was amplified by the chants of about fifty daredevils who were out for blood.
Immediately, everyone scampered off in different directions almost causing a stampede. Shop owners closed their shops in a jiffy and roadside merchants hurriedly packed their wares. People knew better than to linger around. They knew that another bloody street brawl was brewing and in less than five minutes, the streets became a ghost town. The stage was set for blood bath!
Scorpion and Shakirah turned around and saw the approaching armed gang. Shakirah ran behind Scorpion trembly...
To be continued ... Watch Out for Chapter One, Episode 2!
NB: The book will be up on online stores shortly for those who don't want to wait for each episode to be released.
Àdùkẹ́! ...My Story, My World. I like your writing style. Where can one get this book? Is it on Okadabooks? |
Sports › Re: Pep Guardiola Admits Manchester City Require The Perfect Game Against Liverpool by BluntBoy(m): 6:15am On Apr 10, 2018 |
okachie1: You never see something...not only perfect game but perfect scores. Messi made you period!! Bro, just because of a loss? So the almost perfect record he has had at the EPL this season was made by Messi? The three consecutive Bundasliga he won was also made by Messi abi Bro, just admit it. Guardiola is good. |
Properties › Re: Grave Inside Compound I And Family Are About To Move Into by BluntBoy(m): 10:58pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
GoodKay: Hello all. Pls I wasn't sure where to ask this question. I'm about to pay for a house and I noticed there's a graveyard inside d compound and close to our side of d house (its just 2 flat bungalow. Someone else is already occupying d back flat). We asked and they said d mother of d owner of d house was buried there.
At first I didn't even mind at all but I just thought it wise to ask questions before we pay. Is there anything wrong moving into a house where someone u do not know was buried?
Also I have 2 small boys and expecting a 3rd child and my boys play a lot and I have no doubt that one day they may play to that grave as its at our front yard.
What are ur advice's please? Does it mean? Can we go ahead and stay there? Anything wrong in staying at a house where someone was buried? I'm not afraid I just want to be sure that there's no spiritual consequences or anything of sort Bro, there is a difference between a grave and a graveyard. Which are you talking about? Is it that there is a grave (tomb) in this compound you mentioned or the compound is a graveyard (cemetery)  |
Family › Re: My Husband Wants To Divorce Me Because I Am Not A Virgin by BluntBoy(m): 9:09pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: Because the guy is obviously handsome.
I have a fish to catch xhosanostra has opened my eyes  I will go and catch my own fish too  |
Family › Re: My Husband Wants To Divorce Me Because I Am Not A Virgin by BluntBoy(m): 9:04pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: Jeez the dude is handsome *opens mouth* Bluntboy are you as handsome as this? Reminds me of zayn Malik of one direction Thank sis I would Google him up. I am more handsome. And why are you opening your mouth  |
Crime › Re: Woman Removes Her Top As She Fights Another Lady Publicly In Delta State. Photos by BluntBoy(m): 8:59pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
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Education › Re: Richard Akindele, OAU Professor In Sex For Mark Accusation Scandal (Leaked Audio by BluntBoy(m): 7:55pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
semyman: Pastor again? I give up on most pastors here, I guess they were mostly criminals before becoming pastors During my undergrad days, many of the lecturers in my department were pastors but all of them were philandering bastards. |
Crime › Re: Woman Removes Her Top As She Fights Another Lady Publicly In Delta State. Photos by BluntBoy(m): 7:25pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
MissRaine69: The top was a hinderence it needed to come off. Do you see boxers with tops when they fight? Yes, amateur boxers with tops on  |
Politics › Re: Balarabe, Makarfi, Others React To Buhari’s Decision To Seek Re-election by BluntBoy(m): 7:20pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
elijah24: My own is thunder fire anybody that says buhari is good to nigerians...my pvc is waiting to b called to action in 2019...#returnbuhari2daura #showurPVC So, who is good for Nigeria  |
Politics › Re: Balarabe, Makarfi, Others React To Buhari’s Decision To Seek Re-election by BluntBoy(m): 7:16pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Koolking: We welcome another chance to savour the wailing and whining of the enemies of Nigeria after PMB's re-election come 2019.
The future is bright.
Long live PMB! Long live Nigerians!! Long live Nigeria!!! God bless you. The enemies of Buhari are the real enemies of Nigeria. If you check them well, you would notice that they are either the looters from previous governments who have not been included in this government or they are the hateful tribalists (most of them misguided Igbos) who want Buhari to fail just to say "sebi I told you he would fail". They forget that wishing a president failure is like wishing failure for oneself. |
Politics › Re: Balarabe, Makarfi, Others React To Buhari’s Decision To Seek Re-election by BluntBoy(m): 7:09pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
weezii: Unfortunately we have to fight back with our PVCs and hopes the results be upheld in peace Speak for yourself. I don't understand this "we" that you people are just throwing around. |
Politics › Re: Man Buys Python To Celebrate Buhari's "2019 Failure" After His Declaration by BluntBoy(m): 7:03pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
madridguy: We Buharist, our love for PMB is based on the will to see Nigeria succeed. We are not paid to support him. We shall be with him till 2023. Exactly. |
Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 5:58pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
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Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 5:31pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: You lie. You are known to have told almost every lady on this forum the same words you tell me. There are shallow expression and there are deep expressions. Some are from the mouth; some from the heart. |
Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 5:01pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88:
 *grabs his collar and slaps him* I was joking, my lady. Didn't mean it. I have a soft spot for you and you alone. My reservations about Nairaland (and by extension, Nigerian) feminism remain strong. |
Romance › Re: The Hypocrisy Of Nairaland Feminists And The Intentions Of A True Feminist by BluntBoy(m): 4:13pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: @emboldened,It's high time people begin to understand that the word equality is not a literal meaning but a figurative one. Gender equality does not mean that we are the same but that the opportunities,resources,access,rights etc. Should be given to all. And don't try bringing in religion to social affairs Genesis 1:27 would discredit your assertions. It seems some people do not understand the gender equality thing not to even talk about racial or social equality. One of the aims of equality of to fight discrimination.
As for shugavee I have noticed the lady avoids your mentions try to stop looking for her trouble and discredit her on this forum. You don't know the lady in person so you have no right to tell her who she is or judge her by her comments on this forum because I have also seen her write about splitting the bills as well.She encourages female independency in her post. Nawa o. |
Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 3:46pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
rainylad: What a wretch!..You are the lazy, ftrustrated buffoon here..All you and your gang does is vent your frustrations on females on Nairaland like they are the reason why your life is hopeless..In this life and next,you will never be able to afford a tyre how much more a ride...
Dirt-poor-broke savages. This thing pain this girl so much so that she forgot how to spell and also forgot the basic rule of Concord. Sorry, wretched girl.
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Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 9:44am On Apr 09, 2018 |
Ladyhippolyta88: Be kiaful  Who are you to tell ladies that identify as feminist that they are not. *leaves thread* *holds her tight; kisses her passionately, breathing is rapid, arrhythmic, sensual, steamy, delicious* |
Romance › Re: There's Nothing Like "Broke Girl",The Term "Broke" Only Applies To Guys by BluntBoy(m): 9:21am On Apr 09, 2018 |
rainylad: Dude,you guys are really really really frustrated and perpetually angry and bitter especially on Nairaland....That can only be caused by being death-poor and hungry...Check out you guys comments on Romance section against females...It is filled with do much bile its not even funny
No self-respecting guy who is comfortable has time for the bull-shitt you guys do here...
P.s...'Big boys' are stiil giving women money till tomorrow...Wretched folks on Nairaland can cry tall they want but its a fact..
Goodbye. E pain am.  Lazy, self-entitled girl. Wake up, there is no free money even in Freetown. You know what I do for your likes, I give you a lift, drive you a few meters, and dump your ass on the roadside  |