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God Help You My Sister...

chatinent:
Will track this handler for N60k.

Last price.

You'll be seeing result as it is happening until the bearer is apprhended.

You want to chop your own join?

Crazychris:
I hope you have more than N100k to sgive the police otherwise your money is gone for good..

I was at iyaganku police station few days ago and there was guy that came to report how a scammer defrauded him to the tune of N80, 000. Mainly looking at the guy I think he was just a normal hustling guy looking for ends to meet, he narrated to the police how that 80k was part of his life savings.
Those stupid officers charged this guy N30k just for a start that's not including money they would use fuelling their car o. And he was told that they can't guarantee him 100% of getting back the money..
The guy was confused and left with tears when he couldn't afford the money. Imagine paying up to N50,000 to get N80,000 back.

Sometimes I asked, is Nigeria even a country?

Na waa

Na waa oooo.
For this baadd era?

Mynd44

Lalasticlala,
Seun

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Saphiere..
Come and carry your gender.
They don fụ́ck-up again.

FutureisFemale..
Come and see as this particular evil future is blocking the future of another innocent feature.

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iokpebholo:
Story...Y EFCC never come after Tinubu since he declare..At least it's on record he has been a Thief since 1999

Why did EFCC come After Okorocha??
See, even the EFCC is working towards an agenda.
And if you look well, you will see the agenda for yourself.

Akaegwu:
I waiting for the new one from the terrorists ministry of communication.

Please be positive for once.

nifemi25:
Done

Will they notify me when it has been updated.

They will reply your email..
At least, within two working days.
Maximum of three working days.

jojomario:
I want to believe one of the addresses above involves some serious elements in the agency. Copying others has opened your issues to virtually everyone concern.

Copying to others is just to make sure that everyone that is supposed to see your inquiry got to see it.

nifemi25:
God bless you in a million fold. Have been waiting for this for long. I really appreciate.

Amen..
You're welcome..
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Now, go and do the needful

jojomario:
Most of those agencies / institutions act fast when you escalate the issue to higher authorities. Anytime I have issue with any telecom service, I escalate by involving consumer protection unit. Same with bank, escalate by involving CBN. You get quick responses asap.

But in the case of NIMC,, there is no other place to report to.
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Thanks goodness that NIMC responds quickly to their emails... Unlike INEC and NPC..

(Answer:
Just Complain To NIMC...)
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A lot of Nigerians, and Nairalanders are going through this wahalla at the moment
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If you already have your NIN-Number with you,, but whenever you take the NIN-Number to the Bank, they would always tell you to go back to the NIMC and tell them to Validate your NIN-Number and add it to the NIN-Database on the NIMC Computer.
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This is what you would do...
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Send an email to info@nimc.gov.ng with a copy-to cc.. to customercare@nimc.gov.ng and nimccustomercare@nimc.gov.ng....
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Put the subject as “VALIDATE MY NIN-NUMBER”.
Then give them your “full name” and the NIN-Number that is to be validated.
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(Try this first, then come back and thank me later)

DamnnNiggarr:
Sofiat: We got money ritual guidelines from Facebook – Ogun teenage boys

https://dailypost.ng/2022/01/31/sofiat-we-got-money-ritual-guidelines-from-facebook-ogun-teenage-boys/

Guidelines wey them never confirm whether e dey work true true, na’im these fools rushed and killed the “pussy” of one of them, and they guy whose pussy was butchered didn't even feel bad about it...
Meanwhile, the girl just got wasted for nothing.
The money will not come, because they didn't even evoke any evil spirit into their rituals that would be directing money-lucks to them.

iokpebholo:
Don't bother ursef sir, nigerians are just block heads dt will only reasonvia ethnic/religious sentiments....They will rather queue behind d renowned bullon van crook...Even ur kingsmen will always b foolish that dey will never come out and vote

You see EFCC??
The moment he declares, EFCC will come stronger for him unto Pandora stuffs.
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And Peter Obi as usual would still maintain that his investigations with the EFCC should be televised live on TV.

Maxymilliano:
As a strong member of the party, Peter Obi could have taking the bold step by throwing his hat into the ring to make a bold statement rather than waiting for party decision before knowing the next line of action.

He is playing the chess with his head

tutudesz:
How can you compare Hisbah law and Anti-Grazing law together Grazing law is meant to protect farmers and their farm lands from heardsmen, please what is Hisbah protecting Are they enforcing the law on all person's or selected person's

They said that the Hisbah Law is protecting people from loosing their morality.
And yes, it is now an official state-wide law in Kano State, and is biding on every resident of Kano State, whether you're a citizen or not.
Even if you're visiting, or that you're a tourist.
Once you're on Kano State Soil, the law is biding on you.
And you must submit to the dictates and the decisions and judgements of the Hisbah Police.

That's my own opinion though....

timesup234:
All private property is theft! The said property was stolen by Arthur Eze via exploitation which is the trademark of capitalism. This is just a return of a stolen property to a thief

This Particular Thief Paid Some Money And Got The Watch-dogs To Be Doing His Biddings.

etokhana:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=304368005059743&id=100064596373289

So, EFCC can also serve the interest of the private individuals??
Iffa-hear say money didn't change from-hand-to-hand..

Lamasta:
We know she's your wife and you are her husband why all this public show Make una getat abeg

NGaraarrahiaa
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Anyway, if you look well, the whole joy is coming from the lady.
She's doing pepper-dem to all those who think she's too bad as a baaad-girl that she cannot marry..
Now, she's peppering them that she don carry her badness and find husband that loves the badness too.
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Now quick question..
Is she going to continue being a baaad-girl??
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It's left to her to solve the puzzle by herself.
If not, she might not stay long in the marriage.
Especially now that a lot of other people had noticed how she be, coupled with her kissing skills and sweet curvy arse.

ashewoboy:
answer the question. tell us your reason.

A. Is a Blue RED...
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B. Is a Red BLUE.
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So, in this case, the colours are the adjectives describing the actual named items.
So, the answer is B.
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Engineering Higi Haga my foot

Newboss:
Birth rate has nothing to do with marriage. Birth rate has to do with pregnancy, which has to do with cûming inside the toto without birth control.

Now go and have your kids in peace. No man needs marriage. It's a liability to a man

The rate at which men dey run away from the significant women in their lives who had been the ones giving birth to their kids is very alarming.

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It's now Official..
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The whole of Thailand is infested with lots of Monitor Lizards..
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betcliq:
Nope bro isn't about the gift . What he said about marriage is somehow a fact in Igbo land is not proper to got a girl pregnant before going to see her parents.

But in Igbo Tradition, there is ime-mkpuke..??
And there is also “marrying someone you got pregnant before the baby is born, so that the baby won't belong to the pregnant girl's father”.??
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So, where exactly are you coming from??
Which tradition exactly are you quoting here?

bigpicture001:
...My friend whose dad passed on two months ago and who was so sure he will henceforth become a big boy got the shock of his life when his dad's will was read to them by his father's lawyer...

In the will his dad gave him Nothing which was unusual especially being the eldest son and coming from the Igbo tribe.. his father owns two filling station, a big and very busy half-warehouse store where he sells dangote cement wholesale, three commercial houses , a sign supermarket,3 pieces of land also one SUV and two small cars.

We suspect, it may be connected to his visibly wayward lifestyle, he has twice been sent packing from two different private University in the south east over tuancy and suspected cultism....more shocking is the late father handing over the day to day running of the firm to his oldest daughter "not his wife"

The said girl is just 24 years old but graduated as second best in the dept of economic then..his father even helped her secure a lecturing job 5months before his demise..he stated that his wife will only be an important signitory for transaction worth a million and above.

He added a clause that his son can join the management of the firms and estate only when he graduates from any University with at least a pass and record less than 7police cases before he turns 28..

Even at that he can eventually take over the firm after joining management for minimum 4years...

Abeg oo. is this. Dead man not wicked... Allowing a girl lead the house when her mum is still alive.. although she is older than the guy.. sh is the first child

You're a bad friend.
Both you and that your lazy cultist friend are not wise at all..
Fools so to so.
You should be advising your friend to wise up and go and meet his father's conditions..
And you both are here plotting wickedness on top of a dead wise man’s properties.

Amb1045:
This was sent IN earlier this week by a married man living in lagos with his wife of about 5yrs and a family of 3 kids.

He complained that his wife has extremely low libido. Infact, he practically begs for sex every night and labours even harder during the act cos the wife never gets wet at all. He has grown so frustrated with this since the wife has advised him to masturbate if that would make him feel better cos she has no interest whatsoever in sex.

He is now thinking that about their miserable sex life as a couple and now thinks that perhaps the wife has a spiritual husband or cheating and really disillusioned with the marriage and turlt needs help.

What do you advise him?

Oga, for someone like me, I hate masturbation so badly..
Instead of me to masturbate, I rather pick up a random lady.
Na waa oo.

The rate men dey run from their own women these days is very alarming