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Pasima:
Good morning everyone, please I need your suggestion on this situation.

I have a female friend who always shares things with me. She tells me everything about her and I also told her mine. She is in a relationship about to enter marriage but she is not certain she will marry the guy because he is in the force.

But I am falling in love with her, she comes to my house we watch film together and eat together. We snap pics together, she even sat on my laps to snap pics. I felt like telling her that I love her and I want her as my girlfriend but I am scared she might get angry with me then on second thought I was thinking maybe she was waiting for me to say the word.

What do you guys think?

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Oga Gerrouuwwtt..
You have crossed the line.
You're Friendzoned already.
You can only get out of there as a perceived enemy.
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CriticMaestro:
Its funny how you just hide behind your keypad and be calling someone a simple man. Do you know what me and her have been through in this life? Not everyone has the same heart, you can sit their idly without love and be happy... In the meantime leave the few of us to enjoy what we have

If that's how you go about deleting a lot of things about yourself, even when they are not a threat to anything,, then you're in a cage, and not in love

CriticMaestro:
how am I a simple man?

Why would you delete the App?
Do you owe her any explanations for trying to know more about your chances of leaving this country?

massmediang:
One of the most popular tourist destinations in Nigeria is Arochukwu waterfall. The amazing scenery at this place is worth experiencing first hand. This waterfall is located in Amannagwu, Arochukwu, in Arochukwu local government area of Abia state. The place has the potentials of yielding millions of dollars per annum for both the state and federal government. Check out the sights and sounds of Arochukwu waterfall.
https://massmediang.com/arochukwu-waterfall-is-an-amazing-place-to-visit-photos-video/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYHZsiFuMAI

WHICH STORY DID YOU SAY THAT THEY TOLD YOU, WHICH YOU WANTED US TO BELIEVE??

You went there all alone?? Are you not afraid of the bandits and kidnappers that littered the bushes?

The documentary is almost empty. You didn't give us more insight about the waterfall itself. The History, the people that used it in the past, the purposes it had served, and so on.

You said that the site had fetched so much money?? To who?? To the State Government? Or to the FG? Or to the community touts? Or to who exactly? And how much money are we talking about here sef?

SmellySperm:
Wich kind wahala be this

That's the right Meme for the phrase.

chatinent:
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So I will be putting myself in the shoes of the groom. So I go dey marry, one mischief go come spoil am say when e bin date my girl she gatz return all the money?

Ok, make we assume I let that one pass cos I no dey informed. I go plan another marriage within that same week.
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If en sure for en papa, make e follow me dance the shurugede.

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I still can't believe the story..
Even with all the photos here.
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Let them tell us exactly what happened.

Na Him Sabi Ooo

Jennyclay:
Well, that doesn't mean he's a weakling. He should just go out for peace to reign.

Meanwhile, I might be rude but I can never slap my husband.

Until then

ERockson:
If you see Nigerian with so many awards, You have just seen a potential bad person with fake life; and this fact is not for only Kyari

Prof. Dora Akunyili comes to mind??
And Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala comes to mind too??.

Iamdbull:
More

You had haircut on your legs too??
It's confirmed.
This thread is pointless.!!

Iamdbull:
Incase you Wondering why am just getting an haircut this year an haircut or a haircut goes for $20 here. But wetin man go do that's the price to pay for being a starboy.

So how do I look?

Show us pictures from the moments just before the haircut..
If not, this thread is pointless.!!

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp

Your wife won't pass through the pains and complications of pregnancy and giving-birth.
You're going to get a surrogate

ahnie:
My type of husband in the next life,men weynor believe in work and die,stress and kill yourself.
Husband material .

People will just full for your house.
No privacy.
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And since the money is always there, he can get whatever he wants, even if you're not going to give it to him, he gets it elsewhere.
And don't ever complain abourritt.

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp

So what exactly can your wife do??
CAN SHE MAKE MONEY??
I MEAN,, LOTS OF MONEY??

Lucrativress:
The reason why you're using the word "unlucky" is cause you're way more emotional
Being practical would have said "he wasn't as good as I am or we're just not on the same page"
In no ground are you unlucky, you just used more of your heart than your head in deciphering him being good for you,he was just what he was from the beginning, you just didn't see it,Pele dear.

The reason she used UNLUCKY was because she doesn't even know how to decipher (from far far away) what lies below the surface of human beings.
So, she counts herself unlucky for always falling victim of shadows which she always fail to see

saphiere:
God I may I jamb his type this year IJN

You don't need any man in your life.
You will suffocate him with your childishness and senselessness.

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Thandiubani:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RGmTmXwmas

A white lady has taken to social media to blush after giving her Nigerian prince, $2000.

According to the lady, the prince promised to send her back about $6,000 as he needed the $2,000 to settle a pressing need.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CaFlsLajMqx/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again

She is not blushing..
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She didn't send any money either.
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She is catching cruise.
She's making a joke of Nigerians.
Nigerian Prince Indeed.

Aminat508:
Source: https://amiloadednews.com/2022/02/breaking-oyetola-wins-osun-apc-guber-primary-see-official-results.html

Another Hand-written Primaries Result.

Islie:
• Labour, railway, correctional service, airport, others moved to concurrent list

• Stiffens requirements for political parties formation

• Seeks diaspora voting, mayoralty status for FCT

• It’s a way of meeting restructuring demand – Lawyers, CSOs





https://dailytrust.com/constitution-review-7-controversial-clauses-as-nass-panel-finalises-report

Are there any provisions about deciding issues with a Referendum??

Penguin2:
I read everything and they are all wonderful provisions.

First, I support stifling of political parties registration process please. Just like I support the deregistration of a thousand of churches especially those started by disgruntled pastors from bigger churches.

A situation where one idiot goes to rent a container in Abuja as party office and asks INEC to register his party relying on whatever stupid Supreme Court judgment is stupid.

They end up wasting everybody’s time at the elections with stupid presidential candidates whose village people don’t even know. If you must contest for the presidency, go and win House of Rep, Senate or even governorship seat first. Show what you can at the regional level and let that be your pedigree giving the presidency a shot.

It is the reason people like Tinubu, Fashola, Peter Obi, Umahi, Umaru Zulum, etc, will always have edge over any other candidates in any presidential contest because we have seen them deliver at regional levels.

Again, Independent candidacy is another masterstroke. Political parties would learn not to toil with popular and capable candidates anymore while going for a buffoon because they think he will play ball.

Allowing states to decide on airports and railways, is another great provision. So that states will stop going to Abuja to beg for approval to build airports like Obiano and Umahi did just to build airport.

Mayoralty status for FCT is wonderful except that they still left the qualification at SSCE when we are clamoring for graduate certificate to be the minimum qualification for political office.

Another thing not so good is Labour going to concurrent list. We have seen how wicked some governors can be. But I trust Labour to make a lot of noise until Labour is removed from concurrent list.

When all is said and done, we will now go to God in prayers that Buhari will assent to it when finally legislated and passed by both National and state legislators.

Nigeria is getting there!

Meanwhile, Igbo Presidency 2023.

Are there any provisions about deciding issues with a Referendum??

Handsum64:
Narcotics cartel will soon hijack there

You mean CSP Abba Kyari and co?

LeoDeKing:
So no international flight has ever landed in Anambra all these while? What then has been the paparazzi all along?

So, when it lands, the Paparazzi becomes valid sheey??

AoifeNightfall:
So basically he met this girl at a party, he talked to her and she was forming then he decided to touch her nyash Someone he doesn't really know?

Rema is promoting sexual harassment with this song. We must cancel him

You're Correct.
The girl by herself chose to be mellow.
He disturbed her “mellow” by going to say hello
“But She No Wan Follow”.
Yet he started highing.
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Guy was trying to Rhyme, but he exposed himself

Aydot351:
I am fearfully and wonderfully made

Ok.
Others are cheerfully made??

AoifeNightfall:
Many things.

Like my loyalty and unwavering attention.
My resourcefulness and boundless, exciting creativity.

Most importantly I have so much love inside me to give.

And so much more I don't want to mention here. Now stop being jelly

Now is just boorringg.!!

Jeon:
they have beautiful shining skin tone and well formed masculine facial features.

No beards??

AoifeNightfall:
So guys from Mali are fine like this

Please tell me why I've been wasting my time dating Nigerians? Please tell me

I'm moving to Mali as soon as I can

Holy father! If beauty was a person. Nigerian men can never

Sheey the guy behind is also from Mali??

abdulskulboy:
Is he supposed to make the declaration for her?

Governors are becoming something else in this country.

His wife had been riding on him since Forever.!!
She now wants to ride on his husband's speech to bring the information to the notice of the people Free-Of-Charge.!!
Like,, let the whole world hear it now that the Governor already has an anointed senatorial candidate at heart.

NwaNimo1:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/my-wife-will-contest-for-senatorial-seat-in-2023-says-anambra-governor/

From The EFCC’s Detention Facility or from Jail??

Mercychen:
He didn't even change the gender in the message. He just copied everything gba!
Is she a guy?

Na this kind people dey copy person name and surname join for exam.

The OP who created this thread is so lazy to read the whole chats.
In the chats, the Lady was the person who copied the message and sent to her boyfriend, and it was the boyfriend who dumped the lady.
Please blame the Lazy OP who finds it very difficult to put things together properly.

Ishilove:
I'm still learning so in this situation, I will simply swerve into the bush yonder and leave the road for these two 'big fools'. "Exit of a young gem" will never be my portion.

Experienced drivers, let's hear from you!

Only if guns are legalised in Nigeria...
That guy driving the yellow truck should have been dead for threatening my life with his lorry