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Peter Crouch has divulged a revealing anecdote about how a naked Cristiano Ronaldo used to boast he was better looking than Lionel Messi in front of Manchester United's dressing room mirror.

In the Stoke City striker's new book, Crouch details stories told to him by Rio Ferdinand, a team mate of Ronaldo's for six seasons with Manchester United.

"Rio Ferdinand would tell us stories about how Cristiano Ronaldo would stand in front of the mirror naked, running his hand through his hair, and say, 'Wow. I'm so beautiful!'," Crouch said in his new book, as per the Daily Mail .

"The other United players would try to wind him up. 'Whatever. Leo Messi is a better player than you.'

"And he would shrug his shoulders and smile again. 'Ah yes. But Messi does not look like this...'"

http://www.goal.com/en/news/naked-cristiano-ronaldo-boasted-hes-better-looking-than-messi-at-/9dxv6hbj0zfp10h6uuzslh212

taiyesoul:
About 12 presidential aspirants alone from PDP, all eyeing Asso Rock seat come 2019.Each of them is willingly pay the N55m (at least) nomination form fee.
N55,000,000x12
=N660,000,000

Now, where does this money goes?.

N660,000,000 is enough to develop and sustain a section of the economy.

With this, all Nigerian Poli theif cians are THEIVES.Vote for them at your own peril.None of them is a saint.Our mumu don do.Be wise!

Sorry
APC = 55m per form
PDP = 45m

buharitill2023:
This one na apc he will end up.

U don't know shiit about this political guru in Northeast.
Go and read about him!

Buhari was stoned pure water in Gombe 2015 in front of the Emir's palace because of this man. When he came to campaign for the APC governorship candidate after the presidential elections.

And he still won APC while remaining in PDP in d Northeast in a predominantly Muslim state

afroniger:
Is that not Willie Obiano I see in the picture?

Yeah!!!
nigerians in China are mostly there for exportation of there goods n technology to other countries like Nigeria n other African countries. So it's expected to find mostly igbos there.

There's also people there for training n studies etc.

So it's expected for Obiano n others eastern Govs to be there.

Thanks so much this priceless piece!

Netfilix:
Anti-Buhari keyboard warriors be like

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Na only Buhari u see there abi

Kwantinuuu!!

Ekez:
Buhari cry for nigeria,
Which kind fuckery be that

Brooos u Don forget

SolutionMee:


Misleading headline

He has done well

So he deserves more than that

I recently visited North Korea last week and a family has been ruling over them for decades

Yet, his people aren't complaining

Nigerians should please be patient and contented

Our leaders are working out plans

Everything will be OK one day

Imagine the kind of country you are using as an example sef. Nawa to uooo!!

LIFEisSIMPLE:
I am soo disappointed. Kingsley Moghalu has the biggest chance of pulling this off

Moghalu to me is more of a technocrat/professional than a true leader/politician

dahmie2013:
Dis man seems confused, 2day he says A 2moro B. Where do u stand Peter Obi?

Be explicit about what he said as "A" and "B" elsewhere pls

pocohantas:
Nawa!

Very soon when you Google search NYSC 2018, na Davido picture go come out.

Na Soo my droo!!

Hmmm!!

divinelove:
manual in 2018, u must be a cave man still using outdated automobile technology. abeg shift. only taxi riders n cave men like u use manual in 2018. manual is stress to drive n automatic is fun to drive

Guy forget the real fun in driving is in manual transmission

Better control of the car. That's when the car is like a baby in ur hands. U twisting anyway ma guy.
About the model just let me know d model of ur car and I'll let u know newer version than urs still in manual transmission



Toyota, Mazda, Ford, chevvy, Porsche, Honda Civic, Fiat, Golf, BMW etc are still offering 2018 manual transmission models jareee

KingSatan:
I don't need your appraisal Boy.

I am your God, i don't change and my words are "Yea and Amen".

Good luck
#peace

KingSatan:


Depression kills faster than HIV.

I wonder why the world isn't giving much attention to this Psychological Illness.

Please if you are depressed, talk to someone.

I know humans are hard to approach but talk to someone.

Good one!!
Pls change that name for people to take u more seriously

Nukilia:
Op put graphic in the caption pls

Ok, the graphic, is it for the wound or for that skin

googi:
Chei, see ignorance o.

What part of Okonjo Iweala, Sowore or Fela Kuti spoke in either American or English accent?

It is one thing to be articulate making sure people understand you, it is another to confuse it with foreign accent to obtain a job as a broadcaster in Nigeria.

I hope you guys realize that François Mitterrand, former Greek President George Andreas Papandreou taught in America and Russian President or Chinese for that matter spoke in their language through translator when in England or America.

But the colo-mentality born in most of us do not even allow you to speak to your children in your language at home.

Kotinue.

It's ok for to stick with whatever u believe.

But when u leave this shithole of a country and interact with foreigners that hasn't been with nigerians. U will surely come back to this I promise u.

ChiefAzubuike:
Very big lie. How can you say this when there's India, Bangladesh, Philippines, and most nations in south east Asia and the Americas. Well if she's saying this based on population density then India is far ahead.

U never see anything yet

Keep leaving in denial until reality clears the ground from under ya feet!

NaijaFutbol:
Moghalu doesn't know that he is being used by the guys that sold the "lifeless" to destroy opposition votes. Any vote that is not for PDP is a vote for the lifeless party.

The lifeless party will still win.

Because the country has over 20m almajiris with voters cards who will stop at nothing to see the return of the lifeless one.

He will return to complete his second lifeless tenure of lifelessness.

Correct my guy.
Any vote not for PDP is actually for APC.

But I really don't have any affinity for any political party but for good governance n a better nation. So I say we vote PDP now and if they fail? We go back to APC

We keep alternating until we get it right. That's how it's done in America where we borrowed our democracy from.

If d politicians in APC n PDP know that in every 4yrs we are gonna vote out any lifeless/clueless president and party. Common sense will make them to all sit up.

Even though I like Fela Durotoye but I believe he n his party doesn't have what it takes to restle power from APC at the moment.

Maybe from PDP we go to Fela or something

Storyy

InvertedHammer:
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A beggar has no choice.

When was the last time Canadian President went to London for medical solutions?

Stop comparing countries with zoo. Take it or leave it, US is 100x better than Kenya or Nigeria. If it pains you, hold your leaders accountable. Greatness is not by wishful thinking.

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My guy tell them

Yeye n clueless lots

Sarang:
Nah kwontri accent go help you nah

Lol!

4601CE:
It Excites Kenyans??
That means he normally doesn’t have that accent and he had to fake it to impress

He doesn't have to, he schooled their

I've got close families that schooled here and are either working or lecturing abroad now.

It's normal for them to speak normal nija english n pidgin when interacting with us but will speak fluent foreign assent at work place or when delivering seminars there.

It's almost automatic for them and it's all for better communication with colleagues there. If u don't they'll keep asking u to repeat ur words n reading ur lips to understand what u saying.

So chill it's just normal for uhurru to switch when speaking to keyans or interacting with foreigners.

I'm surprised u guys are reacting this way. Even okonjo iweala, sowore, Fela kuti and host of others do that.

If PMB is still a past HOS and in daura, then no qualms. But as a president??
It's minus for him period

kestolove95:
Lifeless declaration

Heey man!!

We all know who's lifeless in our political arena ok?

Another one!!

seguno2:
Only those who have their own PVCs ready can look for another president.
Do you have yours
What of your family and friends? Do they also have their own PVCs

Guy I don get am tey and ready gidi gbaam.

One legacy I wanna leave for my kids is that I participated and voted for a good leader who is visionary and ensures a guud future for coming generations.

Obviously PMB is not competent, Assertive and lacks Capacity
Let's look for another

RockHard:
At this rate, Nigeria will soon be exporting more criminals than crude oil.

Guy take it easy naaa

buharitill2023:
The US embassy know it is the handiwork of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Bia-fra terrorist party PDP.

Meanwhile, Kenyatta can sell Kenya to pig trump.
Because Nigeria can not be bought.
We have able president till 2023.

Hahahaha
U never see anything yet!!

Keep hailing a lifeless president

excomarow:
shatap!

Keep believing politicians and deceiving ya self.

After borrowing in 3yrs more than what opposition borrowed in 16yrs to construct railway to Gusau (without considering the business activities there to generate the required patronage to payback)

Even as petroleum minister, this is happening under them

https://www.nairaland.com/4699939/n50bn-disappeared-n4trn-unremitted-nnpc

jonathanOz:
I thought APC said PMB has fixed all federal roads

Lol!

Awon charge and Bail