₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Yes good trip.
Stressful too. Wish I hadn't. The aim was to relax and vacay a bit but that didn't happen.

New year's will be something simple the way I'm seeing it for now

Wait, what? Something simple ke? You better quit playing around and send my share to 101 Chicago Avenue. Sambisa forest, Lagos. Zip code 71459.

cococandy:
Aww
Kpele.

I traveled for christmas o. Just got back yesterday. So I didn't do any christmas cooking.

Good you had a safe trip. So, what are we having for new year? I love my foods spicy.

govee:
A girl I have being chasing for six month now sent me this message, wait checking my inbox....
here it goes "HELLO! I THINK U WILL BE A GOOD HUSBAND MATERIAL TO UR WIFE, N I BELIEVE SHE GONNA ENJOY YOU SO MUCH' end of quote. Please NLs is this girl coming for me now or she just sent it? drop your comment pls.

I hope this is not another Mod story. OP, why are you asking us? Why don't you call her and ask her what she meant?

Mike008:
where can I get Refurbished items please?

I usually get mine on Amazon.com.

deeswagger:
Like how much would it cost to get a refurbished one?

You can buy a amazon refurbished one for 150. That's how much I bought mine + a one year warranty of 40 bucks. I'll probably smash it next year and get another one.

Roseey0:
Just pumpkin. I use spinach normally but I couldn't find it today.
How is the water leaf prepared?

I guess basically the same way you would any other veggie. The only difference i think is when after you wash it, it becomes slick-like which makes the finished product creamy to taste. Sounds weird but it's freaking delicious.

P.s where is cococandy? Been expecting a bombardment of gut wrenching delicacies this christmas, but nothing. Disappointing.

deeswagger:
Yeah, very nice watch but when you consider the price... People wont go for it here o

The mistake people make is they always buy their electronics/cars new, forgetting that they lose value the moment you use them. I always buy refurbished. Then i buy insurance/warranty on it. Refurbished is basically new as far as i am concerned.

Roseey0:
Yam and veg/egg sauce.

I haven't seen that in years. My dad used to make it for us growing up. Absolutely delicioso. Did you use water leaf as well?

donaldofficials:
Following recent attacks by Boko Haram insurgents on some parts of Borno State, Governor Kashim Shettima on Tuesday held a meeting with members of youth volunteers involved in counter insurgency operations popularly known as 'Civilian JTF' during which he appreciated their gallant efforts and unveiled welfare packages for them.
At an open session with majority of the volunteers, Governor Shettima paid glowing tributes to them for sacrificing their lives towards complimenting the efforts of armed forces to fight for the restoration of peace in the state. He said no amount of welfare package can equal the sacrifices being made by the volunteers especially given the fact that some of them had laid their lives for Borno State.
The Governor said despite its meager resource, the Borno state Government would expend whatever it takes to ensure that the volunteers were properly paid allowances, equipped and highly motivated. He announced a bonus of twenty million naira to the volunteers while directing that any backlog of allowances be paid immediately. Shettima directed the Ministry of Health to put a system in place that would guarantee free medical attention to all youth volunteers in all public hospitals in the state. He also ordered the supply of more patrol vehicles to the volunteers.

From http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/boko-haram-attacks-gov-shettima-meets.html

What the phuck is this?

deeswagger:
Lol
Different strokes for different folks...







Beauty meets functionality... weather forecast, temperature, barometer e.t.c

I prefer the LG G watch R.

BALLOSKI:
http://www.theheraldng.com/how-buhari-can-achieve-n1-to-1/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

This does not make any sense. There are only four ways to stabilize the Naira;

1. Stop the over dependence on oil as the main source of revenue.

2. Gather a credible database of it's citizens and begin to tax them equitably and using those funds judiciously. This is what other normal successful countries do.

3. Empower domestic production. Of what use is pegging the highest denomination to 50N when you cannot find goods to buy. You'll still be spending the same amount you are spending now. I didn't make this up. The rules of supply and demand did.

4. Change your mentality as a nation. All this points won't work if you insist on keeping the mentality that got you all in this mess you are in.

adebaxton:
Humility

Humility? because he wants to buy food. Ok.

Eyekandi:
I can't find where he says the funding will be coming from. I taught Nigeria is broke?

Its good Nigerians can put fire under their leaders, but if they can't deliver on this, they should just let go already

You are mistaken. If you look hard enough you will find exactly where he said the funds will come from. The only problem is, the more you look the less you see. Nigerians don't care about where the funds will come from. All they care about is collecting the funds. I thought he would say that it would be funded through taxation, like every other normal does it, but alas, he himself doesn't know what such a huge project entails.

oglalasioux:
With more people thinking like the OP, there is hope for the black race. Kudos.

The amazing part of it all is that countries who don't even believe in God are growing in leaps and bounds. I wonder why?

Demmocrats:
My APC controls the media but the truth is that Bayelsa State belongs to PDP

Bayelsa belongs to Nigerians. Not to one party.

Aviero:
Too bad! Most of 'em truck drivers are just reckless.

How about settle what you're supposed to settle and go in peace.

Now, he's killed a soldier, and he'll pay for it. Families of both will suffer, too. Stoopid, really Stoopid!

And Nigerians want things to change but keep doing the things that hold them back as a nation. "Settle what you are supposed to settle". Really?

Police don become hazard for Nigeria wey people go de run from.

When will Nigeria move away from the dark ages and join the rest of the civilized world?

Osarieme415:
Fayose is charismatic tho

To a Nigerian, even a mad walking na.ked on the streets is charismatic.

herbie27:
ur enjoyin a nice saturday evening vacation, outside d country pls!, repent frm lies.

Suffer no good i swear. How and why is what I said a lie? The reason you think that is because of your limited experiences. What if I told you that I've halo'd from an aircraft countless times, back packed through more countries you can only imagine, etc. Life is all about experiences. Because yours is limited doesn't mean mine is. You go just kill yourself out of frustration. Lol. ...

saxywale:
4.6% of global sales! These guyz called Carmudi.ng may be referring to tokunbo sales.

This report also says Nigerians would embrace hybrid cars cos of low fuel consumption and emmission. Since when did Nigerians start caring about emmission and environment?

Na mufu the road side mechanic and rafiu the rewire go fix an hybrid car when it breaks down.

Exactly. These mumu Nigerians are already saying "nice one", and all that nonsense forgetting that the percentage amounts to over six million vehicles. In what planet do you think Nigeria is that forward thinking to achieve that? That will equal the sales of Ford vehicles. People need to research more and stop swallowing everything fed to them.

"The outpouring of blatant Islamophobia and
barely disguised racism coming from the right-
wing in the wake of the Paris attacks is utterly
despicable. Every time one of these attacks
happen, conservatives insist on blaming the
world’s 1.6 billion Muslims for their complicity,
even though the majority of terrorist attacks
are carried out against Muslim. American far
right-wingers like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) are
calling for religious profiling of incoming
refugees, because somehow being a Christian
automatically removes the risk of terrorism –
even though Christian right-wing terrorists in
America have killed more people since 9/11 than
Muslim terrorists have"

Well unfortunately for you, your definition of what a terrorist is, is not what the entire world consider terrorism/terrorist to be. We might as well call an armed robber a terrorist. According to you, a right wing gun touting nutcase is a terrorist. Well it doesn't work that way. He doesn't gather unfortunate souls together to gun them down all in the name of the almighty constitution or for gun rights. He does that, well, because he is a nutjob. And yes, every time one of these hideous attacks by muslim terrorist occurs, the world, not just the USA, blame muslims. Unless you are a muslim of course. Like it or not, you follow a religion where violence is at it's core foundation. Trying to disassociate yourself from it does not change the fact that your muslim brothers and sisters consider it gospel. And i wonder why they would want to live in a land where their religious beliefs are incompatible with the host country's? Why not move to iran, malaysia, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and so many more. They wouldn't do that because they love their freedom. I also wonder why these Muslims countries don't welcome them. I remember the day the first wave of syrians arrived Nuremberg. It was horrible. We saw men acting exactly like what we expected. Fighting with the authorities, threatening people, and gesturing with their fore fingers to their throats, suggesting slitting someones throat. I'm going too fast. What about in Nigeria? We all can see how christians have been waging holy war and killing thousands of people in accordance with our religion. Haven't we?

P.s. Please quote one passage of the NEW testament where Jesus christ advocated violence.

kellybently:
this verse hope they are not in ur bible
"Kill those who are not Christian or Jewish:
You must kill those who worship another god.
Exodus 22:20


Kill any friend or family that worship a god
that is different than your own. Deuteronomy
13:6-10


Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20
they are Old Testament. anything that favours ur pastors from the Old Testament is right.


Once again, a gunman has killed people for political
reasons. Once again, he is described in the mainstream
media using words and phrases such as: deranged,
mentally disturbed, homicidal, gunman, shooter,
criminal, murderer, and lone wolf. He may have been all
of that, but one key descriptive word is conspicuously
missing from most of the commentary: terrorist. Killing
people who don't believe what you believe in order to
further your political aims is, indeed, one of the
definitions of terrorism. If the suspect involved had
recently arrived here from Syria (or anywhere else in the
Middle East, really), would the news networks be so
cautious about calling him a "terrorist"? I seriously
doubt it. In fact, if that were the case, he'd likely be
quickly labelled an "Islamic terrorist."

Obviously you are a muslim and that's why you don't know. The moment Jesus was born, the Old testament became only a point of reference. Meaning the old ways of practicing was over and the teachings of Jesus christ was the way forward. I for one have not read anywhere in the bible where Jesus said to his people to spread the word with violence. Even in the world today, almost every single terrorist act has and is being done by people who follow the muslim faith. That they have twisted the quran to suit themselves is irrelevant. If it happens in one country, i would understand, but for almost all terrorist act to be done by muslims tells you a lot. They are all reading from the same book and there is no way that they all would misinterprete what the quran says. They are a threat to the human race. Imagine what would happen if they got their hands on a nuclear bomb which is one of the reason why the whole world is against iran having nuclear technology. They have said that they do not recognize isreal and would do anything to wipe them from the face of the earth if given the chance. Again muslims. No matter how much you try to convince us about how peace loving the the teachings of islam is, present world situation proves otherwise. Plus, if a "lone shooter" does not say he is killing for islam, then why should the media label him a muslim terrorist. Muslim terrorists post youtube videos before and after their act which leaves nothing in doubt as to why they do/did what they are doing/did.

2tanG0:
This is to show that animals don't just need food, water and space to move around.Sometimes, they need a friend too.

You are funny. The tiger is not hungry, else. . . . . .

kellybently:
ur mentality of jihad is holy war by what you were taught in church and Sunday school.
he concept of jihad is indeed a Quranic one, but sadly,
a false and twisted version of this Quranic concept has
been used by terrorists acting in the name of Islam to
commit various terrorist acts. These terrorist acts,
which occur all over the world, aim at the
indiscriminate killing of innocent people. They are
being undertaken in the name of “jihad”. These non-
Islamic acts have gone a long way towards distorting
the image of Islam.


“The true believers are those who believe in God and
His messenger, then attain the status of having no
doubt whatsoever, and strive (jahadu) with their
money and their lives in the cause of God . These are
the truthful ones.” 49:15

“Those who believe, and emigrate, and strive (jahadu)
in the cause of God with their money and their lives,
are far greater in rank in the sight of God. These are
the winners.” 9:20
“As for the messenger and those who believed with
him, they eagerly strive (jahadu) with their money and
their lives. These have deserved all the good things;
they are the winners.” 9:88
p.s. the word “jahadu” is the verb form of the noun
“jihad.

Don't you just love it when people quote whatever they like in a context that supports their opinion even though history and present situations proves otherwise?

Quran (2:191-193) - "And kill them wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing...
but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun (the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)"

Quran (2:216) - "Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But Allah knoweth, and ye know not."

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

Quran (4:76) - "Those who believe fight in the cause of Allah…"

"nuff said.

kellybently:
Wat of this in your bible "Kill those who are not Christian or Jewish:
You must kill those who worship another god.
Exodus 22:20

[b]Were do u see it in the Q[/b]uran. ...
Kill any friend or family that worship a god
that is different than your own. Deuteronomy
13:6-10
can u go to Vatican City and perform any other religion be it Redemmer or a baptist.

Obviously i have to educate you. I have no problem doing that. I will begin by asking you a very simple question. What does Jihad mean?

Skywalker5:
Bye felicia. You knew the risk and you took it.now face the music

Lol...."bye felicia".

lalasticlala:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2312731_frankedwardsasbgistng_jpeg63444d7b4e43b8402171e0f74107181a

The gospel singer shared this testimony on twitter:

''I had over half thank of fuel , my car was snatched last night @ lekki 2nd round about before they cld get to Ajah d fuel dried up !!

Got my car back this morning with no scratch #IFGODBEFORME

Fuel that could last 4days dried up in less than an hour what a mighty GOD we serve !!!!!!!!!!!

You shall receive your own miracle & testify before the year is over!!!!!"

https://twitter.com/FRANKRICHBOY/status/681412593156780032/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I swear Nigerians dull no be small. They siphoned your fuel and you are shouting miracle. How does 4 hours of gas dry up in such a short time?

wristbangle:
In as much as I agree with your comment, for those who are extremely broke/unemployed, I feel the 5K will still not relief their financial woes. Promises that cannot be fulfilled should never be made in any way and now that Nigerians are holding him ransom for this promise, is it now they know we don't have a structured database?

You still don't get the point. If I promise you a million naira right now, wouldn't you have questions? Nigerians should have been asking how he was going to achieve it when he made the promise. Just as they should be asking how he is going to fund his six trillion naira budget. That is how it is done in normal societies. They ask questions. Not just swallowing anything like a sex starved nymphomaniac.

kenonze:
Lol exactly my tot initially.
Fortunately for me, I was in the house. What I did was to take the write up before a mirror.
Just read the mirror image of the sentence. It means exactly the same.

Op didn't do well, he could have say mirror image not reverse

Exactly. English is a big problem in Nigeria.

RedCapChief:
I only see people sharing and receiving hospital-acquired infection. Why would a healthy person touch the hospital bed of a sick person? Even hugging his body that has been swimming in microbes. Later, one of them will start purging and then blame GEJ for it.

But, what do I know sef? I didn't have a good breakfast today.

It is because it is a Nigerian hospital. In a normal hospital in a normal society, you'll even want to move in with him.