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CelebritiesRe: Tuface Tells Blackface To Either Sue Him Or "Shut Up" by Bonapart(m): 7:39am On Nov 16, 2019
Double face the coward. You know no credibility anymore

Duche and a sellout
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: U23 AFCON (0 - 0) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 8:49pm On Nov 15, 2019
See SA going keeper. So unprofessional.

Fowl brain
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Africa: U23 AFCON (0 - 0) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 8:43pm On Nov 15, 2019
Ivory Coast don win. No Olympic for both male and female team. What a disaster of a year
CelebritiesRe: Betty Irabor Reacts To Biodun Fatoyinbo's Victory Against Busola Dakolo by Bonapart(m): 1:51pm On Nov 15, 2019
Pained hypocrite. Case without evidence isn't a case

Some people's education is just a waste
PoliticsRe: 'Forgive Yahaya Bello' - Aisha Buhari Begs Kogi People Over Unpaid Salaries by Bonapart(m): 12:10pm On Nov 15, 2019
Foolish woman
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: No Going Back On Social Media Regulation by Bonapart(m): 7:02am On Nov 15, 2019
Because is a threat to their tyranny and st#pid Islamic agenda. All these will be over one day
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Received By President Salva Kiir & Wife, Mary Ayen Mayardit by Bonapart(m): 7:44am On Nov 13, 2019
Zoharariel:
He has gone to South Sudan to brainwash them with his usual Sakamanje. grin

He was busy seeing visions for people but couldn't see the impending catastrophe at his own backyard that eventually buried 105 gullible sheeples untimely - beneath the rubbles of the Synagogue Guesthouse. grin

To make matters worse, he said Yahweh showed him that Hilary Clinton would win the 2016 Amerikan Presidential Election, only for Trump - the Orange baboon & commander of the Twitter Armed Forces to be sworn in as the 45th Amerikan President. grin

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/us-election-t-b-joshua-predicts-win-hillary-clinton/amp/

And after he realized he had committed an awful gaffe, the bastard then deleted his failed prophecy from his facebook page to cover up his shame.

https://m.news24.com/Africa/News/nigerias-prophet-tb-joshua-deletes-clinton-win-prophecy-20161109

Yet, gullible Afrikans still troop to his church for miracles, signs & wonders. grin

Slaves who love their chains shall remain in bondage.

If anybody tells you that he's a Man of God or Called by God or Filled with the Holy Spirit;

Ask him to call down fire from Heaven to consume Boko Haram like Elijah The Tishbite did.

or

Ask him to turn water into Heineken like Jesus did.

Afterall, Jesus, their master says in the book of John 14: 12 - Very truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father.

Since the ascension of Jesus Christ back to Heaven - without the use of a rocket or a hot air balloon, none of his so-called Pastors & Prophets have tried to surpass or broken his records.

Why? Because all the nonsense written in the Holy Books are fables & fairytales concocted to keep people docile & kill their brains

Even though they run their filthy & fraudulent mouths on the pulpit every Sundays they know they're only deceiving themselves.

Truth is - Religion is a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry of Sakamanje.
stale lines over and over again

Don't you ever get tired of being stvpid
PoliticsRe: Kogi Election: El-Rufai Arrive Kogi State As APC Campaign Council Chairman by Bonapart(m): 7:39am On Nov 13, 2019
The midget, the killer
SportsRe: Squirrels Of Benin Arrives Nigeria Ahead Of AFCON 2021 Qualifiers by Bonapart(m): 7:57pm On Nov 12, 2019
More like NIGERIA vs Nigeria. If you know you know
SportsRe: Squirrels Of Benin Arrives Nigeria Ahead Of AFCON 2021 Qualifiers by Bonapart(m): 7:56pm On Nov 12, 2019
We go eat these ones clean mouth

Sha, no football team in Nigeria sport section at the moment
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria: U23 AFCON (1 - 3) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2019
Taciturn1:
hahahaha. I'm not watching the match, but seriously, are you for real?
ever seen a match where the players can't string two successful passes without giving the ball away?
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria: U23 AFCON (1 - 3) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 7:51pm On Nov 12, 2019
How are these guys playing for the national team? What is going on in Nigeria?

You call this a football team?
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria: U23 AFCON (1 - 3) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 7:49pm On Nov 12, 2019
kindredspirit:
The Nigerian team can't successfully string four passes together ??
four? Or you mean two
SportsRe: Zambia Vs Nigeria: U23 AFCON (1 - 3) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 7:29pm On Nov 12, 2019
This is the worst football game hv ever seen in 30yrs of my existence
FamilyRe: I Impregnated A Pastor's Daughter, We Rushed The Wedding by Bonapart(m): 10:40am On Nov 12, 2019
FreemanTJ:
I'm Confused With The Way Forward With My Relationship And Marriage

2 years ago I met a lady through a colleague. We got really close and became friends, few months later we got intimate and eventually she got pregnant. She was so scared and devastated and pleaded that I not only accept the pregnancy but marry her as well.....her parents are both pastors and she didnt want to bring shame to them by having a child out of wedlock.

The truth is, I wasn't ready for such commitment but I couldn't bear to see her depressed and so devastated, so I succumbed to getting married to her. Within 2 months we had to do a rushed traditional wedding and white wedding but before that I told her I felt trapped and we had an agreement we weren't going to be living together. This was because we both had different apartment at that time and due to proximity to work I wanted to stay on the island while she stayed on the mainland. She's an entrepreneur and since she was pregnant it wasn't going to be easy for her shuttling between island and mainland

She was ok with the agreement and all the while we lived apart. After the wedding I never wore the ring as I never considered myself married. My parents were the only ones that showed up at my wedding, all my sibling were really disappointed.

Anyway, to cut the long story, while I was with this lady before she got pregnant I met a lady at an event and immediately we connected. We would chat for several days and play chess game for long hours. We shared alot of common interest in our profession, games and all. She's not the reading type so I always recommend books for her to read and we reviewed together. After about 3 months of communicating online she asked if I was seeing someone, at that time my wife (it feels odd using the word wife) was pregnant, I stylishly dodged the question but she another she insisted I answered and I just had to confess I had a gf.


She thanked me for telling the truth, we continued playing chess but it wasn't as often. One time we were playing and started teasing sexually, she played along and was surprised I even mentioned anything sexual. Few months after, I got married but never mentioned it to her. I fear I might lose her while going through a marriage I never wanted.
During this period I withdrew from all form of communication, I was trying to figure out my life yet distracted. She kept sending messages on WhatsApp which I ignored until after about 2 months, I responded and she was upset that after connecting so well I suddenly withdrew.
She asked if I had a meltdown or emotional breakdown which I denied. Just told her I was detoxing from social media but I was back for good. So we continued chatting for another 3 months and decided we saw a movie together. After the movie I told her I wanted to see more of her. Eventually after some weeks, I invited her over and we got intimate. It wasn't the best of experience for her as she claims to have been celibate for over a year.

When she got home that night we discussed our sex extensively and she said she has never experienced orgasm and has always had painful. I felt I could change that experience for her. The next time she came over she asked if I truly had a gf since we spend alot of time communicating online, this time around I said I did but due to the distance we had issues and the rship isnt heading anywhere. I knew it was selfish of me but I wasn't ready to let go. After the third attempt she had her 1st orgasm and i could tell she wasn't ready to let go either.

After a while she got suspicious, she would tell me she had a dream of a short black lady chasing her out of my room and I kept reassuring her it was impossible but she kept insisting this dreams were recurring but I kept denying I had a gf or wife. She described my wife perfectly and I just wondered how some people are gifted with the ability to see things in dreams. All through the while she insisted on protection as she couldn't trust me completely. She grew more suspicious daily and I got defensive everytime and this started causing a strain in our relationship.
During this period we were dating and I asked her if she publicizes her rship on social media and she mentioned no, then later she asked me what I was hiding but i got defensive and we had a major argument.
you're a pervert son of a b!tch. You deserved to be hanged by your sisi balls.

That's if this st^pid story of your is true.

Nonsense
SportsRe: AFCON 2021 Qualifiers: Iwobi, Musa, Ndidi & Others Arrive Camp In Uyo by Bonapart(m): 9:28pm On Nov 11, 2019
ikezuora4689:
Iwobi fine boy....the dude no suppose leave arsenal......I think his football career is going down the drain.... Everton is not giving him enough playing time...I think he should move to Germany and revive his career like Ginabry
is not Epl you watching.

Stop being pretty
SportsRe: Messi & Griezmann 'Don't See Eye-To-Eye As They Do Not Speak In Training' by Bonapart(m): 7:00pm On Nov 09, 2019
NonFarmPayrol:
Another rumour from madrid
then you don't have idea who Messi truly is
SportsRe: Andy Ruiz Jr Apologizes To Eddie Hearn For Beating Anthony Joshua by Bonapart(m): 1:28pm On Nov 08, 2019
Dude is running his mouth like a loose cunt.

December will be the last first of your career

Phat mfucker
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Affirms El-Rufai's Election As Governor Of Kaduna State by Bonapart(m): 6:40pm On Nov 07, 2019
garfield1:
Any evidence to back up this wild and spurious claims
Gtfo with your stupid evidence.
Dude is a terrible killer

Who said that he paid fulani herdsmen to stop killing Christians?

Who's the body bag master?
PoliticsRe: Joseph Chukwueke Elected Mayor Of Woodlynne In New Jersey (Photo) by Bonapart(m): 6:26pm On Nov 07, 2019
IdioticNLmods:
Hope some haters will sleep tonight.. This is not drug or baby factory matter so they will wail silently hoping some country makes one of their own a mayor too, even if it's burundi.

Anyways, I knew it will be igbo.
Amaka Igbo
even if its Burundi�����
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Affirms El-Rufai's Election As Governor Of Kaduna State by Bonapart(m): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2019
superlanny:
I don't have a particular reason, but I just don't like this Man, maybe I just don't like midgets.
i'll tell you why. He is a religion bigot. He kills his own people(those that are Christians) for fun

He is a bloody hypocrite
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by Bonapart(m): 9:11pm On Nov 06, 2019
Realist1:
As usual you guys turn to insults instead of to counter my claim.I could be old enough to be your father.
but your brain too shallow to father a fowl
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by Bonapart(m): 10:02am On Nov 06, 2019
Realist1:
African man still believe their God can take side with them and agianst their opponent.Now why should a just God do that? Religion is the worst thing that happend to an African man
terrible mumuness

Cry me a river
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by Bonapart(m): 12:57am On Nov 06, 2019
LazyGold:
So you want to brag about all the little success and forget all the enormous failure?

Super Eagle is being dominated by Igbo and Nigeria have not get to the Quarter final of world cup in ages.

According to you guys we should make the failure the failure of Igbo since you guys want to be stupid.

Despite all the numerous times Super Eagle had lost, despite all the times Super Eagle have been a disappointment nobody complain that it was because of the numerous Igbo in the team.

But when the case is being reverse you started your stupid bickering online calling the Golden eaglet Hausa and Yoruba team and saying the team is losing because of Yoruba and Hausa in it.


Don't worry we will also pay you guys back in your own coin.

You should be preparing for enjoying the super eagle also alone.
goan buy sense. Abok! Remain a cow
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by Bonapart(m): 12:56am On Nov 06, 2019
niaralandtopuser:
I don enta queue since everybody wan toast you. if e reach my turn let me know
na camera just dey deceive una like this or y'all are intentionally st^pid
CrimeRe: Victims Recount Their Ordeal At Lagos Christian Rehab Home (video) by Bonapart(m): 6:12pm On Nov 04, 2019
This nothing to do with Christianity. There is more to this stupid story
CelebritiesRe: Chi-junglist Receiving Treatment by Bonapart(m): 10:53am On Nov 02, 2019
mabeni:
These guys should learn to save for rainy days. So he came back from CHINA empty handed?
how much e make before? He no go eat? House rent nko
SportsRe: Australia Vs Nigeria: FIFA U17 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 10:58pm On Nov 01, 2019
ORIENTATION101:
This match is fixed jare for Australia to qualify as best loser in the groupcheesy all the aggressive shots re played over or side ways in close range while tame shot re fired at goal at long range. The marking ,passing, defensive coordination is poor
best loser ke. Thy just took second position
SportsRe: Australia Vs Nigeria: FIFA U17 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 10:07pm On Nov 01, 2019
Ejemehn:
That No. 7 got potential. He reminds me of Dan "the bull" Amokachi.
foolish potential
SportsRe: Australia Vs Nigeria: FIFA U17 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 10:07pm On Nov 01, 2019
Realhommie:
This Olusegun guy selfishness no be here oooo.. With such attitude he no go fit make am for football oooo, no be curse..
he's going no where
SportsRe: Australia Vs Nigeria: FIFA U17 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 10:07pm On Nov 01, 2019
How Is this stupid boy wearing number 7 jersey still on the pitch. The urchin is playing his shallow mind


What kind of st^pid player and foolish coach is these
SportsRe: Australia Vs Nigeria: FIFA U17 World Cup (2 - 1) Full Time by Bonapart(m): 9:56pm On Nov 01, 2019
cenaman:
The DSS son "ABBA BICHI" has not played a second in the bitch, but was subtituted for a good and tactical player just because he has some one to stand for him.
please come again. Your write up is crappy

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