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LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram Chai.. U don make me remember something oooo!


That was early las year..


I from ASHAWOO house de come back that morning..



I de rush to go house, so dat I fit LITE UP WEED and SMOKE..


I say make I kuku enter bike so dat I go reach house fas fas..


I know know say police they for round about..


As I stop bike, I sey make I carry leg up and enter!


Behold! NaSo all my RAW WEED and raped WEED just TROWEY for GROUND!


before I know waiting de xup, police don grab me for waist..


As I sey make I drag my self, Dem give me better HOT SLAP for eyes...


Before I go open my eyes again, we don' reach police station!


na my uncle come bail me the next morning..


Waiting still de vex me be say.. them no give me my WEED back!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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tillaman:
on an average how many times do you visit ashawo house my brrrr

Holly Gram On my way now but holdup too much for road..


In a week, about 11 times because in a day, I fit go ASHAWOO house like 3 times..


And na different ASHAWOO house ooo..


the one wey i de JAZZ in now, na for ikeja under bridge Lagos E day.. with 5h or 1k, u go NACK better ASHAWOO BANI wit STANDING BOBZ..


but some of them no de gree collect 5h again, na 1k now and the tin de pain me Gaga!


Abi dem no know say CUNTREE don HARD!


WTF MAN!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Are you obsessed with weed and alcohol?
Do you take shots on meth too?

Holly Gram Ur English don too MUCH!


Which one be shots and which one be meth..


for me, Shots means, wer people de shoot KALA (gun)


For the meth own, I no understand am..


Anyways, I de on my way to ASHAWOO house.. the JEDI JEDI wey I drink, the tin don de work for my waist and PREEK..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

BoredBerry:
Why do you copy right these images?

Holly Gram make dem no thief am!


The MB wey I use download dem, e still de pain me..


I heard it's ur birthday...


So HBD..


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram E de always happen for Nollywood movies..



But e no make SENTENCES at ALL..


Although some will say is tradition but to me, E no make any SENTENCES!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram Na now the matterz clear for ur eyes!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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Holly Gram SEE FOOD!



See as FOOD make SENTENCES!


After SMOKING 7 raps of WEED, na dis kind FOOD I go need..


Abeg try drop LOCATION, make I check weda I fit draw map and JAZZ in ur UNIT...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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Holly Gram U don make me remember 1 ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK Las 2yrs..


Her age go be like, 35 to 40yrs..


As I JAZZ in the ASHAWOO house on a rainy evening but the place was looking dry and scanty!


The ASHAWOO house just empty.. na only 3 old women de der...


I come de reason, which kind NONSENSE b dis but as it stands now, I gats NACK one PESIN because my PREEK don stand like STANDING fan!


NaSo I sight one fine woman from the door side.. her age go be like 35 but she make SENTENCES small..


NaSo me n her JAZZ in room.. I gave her 5h, she talk say make I add another 5h making it 1k so dat she go SUK my PREEK and give me BOBZ SUUK..


NaSo I add 5h.. she remove cloth, me I remove cloth, she begin SUUK my PREEK..


I SWEAR DOWN, the SUUCKING really scatter my HEAD pan and BOOST my ENERGY DRINK!


NaSo I push her for bed.. she wear me CONDOMM, I begin NACK NACK her TOTTO wit anger, as I de NACK TOTTO, I de SUUK and PRESS BOBZ join..


She begin de SHOUT.. I NACK her from 6pm to 8pm..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram WEED and ALCOHOL..


But wen it comes to food.. PESIN wey de SMOKE WEED no de select food, even if poison de inside, bring am come and I go CHOP am LICK plate..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Slayar:
Which side for Lag

Holly Gram bariga shomolu..

WTF MAN!

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Holly Gram Joseph the dreamer..


Abeg na which tab u take, u fit pass give me..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram picture or I don't believe!

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Holly Gram On ur way to success BRO!


It's a good idea and don't let anyone talk u down on it..


Look for a good used Keke and buy..


PEACE BE UNTO U..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram ohh boy.. wit the way the CUNTREE take be, the money small ooo..


But MAMA put business go make SENTENCES well well..


Road side food selling..


The business the give money now ooo..


E get one woman wey I know, she start the business late las year and now she don buy car...


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

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LadyD22:
1k for what ?

Omo na to go thief

Holly Gram sound cheap but yah, 1k to NACK TOTTO...


Even late at night in the road, from 11pm u will see alota girls on the road side standing..


those once, u fit FUVK them for road or Conner..


I don FUVK the road ASHAWOO but dat was Las year and I was new in Lagos.. before we go FUVK finish, NaSo some group of boys come grab me, say I go pay them.. because I de FUVK ASHAWOO for ther street..


Me self CRAZE for them and let them know say Lagos no be Port Harcourt!



PEACE BE UNTO U..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

LadyD22:
No offense but these girls look too fine to be prostitutes , I even had to show my roomie the pic , na wa oh God no allow poverty see me , I'd rather starve than go to the street , I always feel bad for these girls

Holly Gram yah..


U never even see anything..


from the age of 14 to 20yrs full there!


The CUNTREE is FUVK up big time..


so I gats patronize them, make dem fit see money take CHOP..


Some of them are student from other states.


the one wey I NACK yesterday, she tell me say na her aunty introduce her to the business.. she said she came from the village to visit her aunty (her mama sister), to learn tailoring but na ASHAWOO her aunty come force her do..


Her story touch me.. I was suppose to pay her 5h and NACK her but because of her story, I gave her 1k and NACK her...


She come give me BOBZ SUUK, I no go lie u... I CHUK finger for her TOTTO well well..


If no be one tin, I for SUK the TOTTO..


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram


How would u like to SMOKE some WEED, gyal me have some marijuana inna mi house that I would like to SMOKE wit u...



Burna boy - SMOKE some WEED!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram Were this MAN de always go!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram were be dis LOCATION make I go supply WEED for am..



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram If ur wife too like MONEY and she no de give u joy or respect!


My BLODA MAN!... U ARE SINGLE!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Holly Gram ABI make we tell them how this marriage matterz de be dis days..


LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!