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3k every year, your salary will be 150k in 20 years.

Let's scratch that!


40k every 3 months that's 160k annually, your salary is approximately 105k monthly.



Oga, dem go slap you first?

Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me...

Thank you

After beating her you regret it but can't stop hitting her.

This is more spiritual than physical.

You need therapy both mentally and spiritually.

Kids, here will say otherwise but I'm repeating it again that this is not ordinary.

Someone in either of your families has vowed to destroy your marriage because they felt you disrespected them.

Seek spiritual help!

Some northerners created the Fulani myth seed and some cowardly southerners are nurturing it.

Imagine some daft claiming Jonathan isn't intelligent.

Same people that voted for an unaware man without a certificate.

You, buffoons, should bury your empty skulls in the sand.

His silence is giving you all insomnia.

Fiam to Benin straight, if una real finish this road.

Cos na still audio, until I fit drive smoothly go pass ijebu enter express.

This is necessary.

She dey enter your eye? Don't be a closet.....


Express your sexuality

Moonwalking....

...It's a secret she's been keeping
It's been eating at her heart
Wish I could find the words to tell you
But I don't know where to start
And when she looks into the future
She sees too many problems
There are so many reasons
She should pack up the past
And breakaway
Oh, oh, oh she'll breakaway...





I love the young girl. She is now in charge. I'm glad she grew up quickly.

Kwankwaso and Shekarau combo is force in Kano.

Ganduje is finished politically.

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.

In her heart,you are the ex.

Your next line of action should be..














































RUN.

Delusional grandiose.

Banbanna:
Yeah, that guy has to see life in a whole different way. His present situation in life could have been worse. Instead of being thankful for his life's blessings, he's getting worried/resentful over how far he lags behind some people.

Uvbi koyor o . I saw some Bini lingua in your signature. That pic is quite cute & lovely, btw.

Ovbioba ughato. Enikaro dabawe. Afiangbe kevbe alaghodaro gue rho.

And some people will have this as a friend, not knowing he is an enemy.

It's now obvious to all that Buhari is running the most corrupt government in the world.

No agency, parastatal or ministry in this government is free from corruption.

The next administration will have a lot of cans to open.

darichlife:
Sorry why are you so bitter? The family of the said girl never called him a pedophile neither did the girl report the said man to the authorities why are you quick to condemn a man who is doing his best keep tins together. Try see the best way out of situations without condemnation.

If you are not mad at that paedophile, then I better waste my time talking to a goat than replying to you.

brandsoncharlie:
Can you show evidence I assaulted my mother?
Everything about you is just vague, you can't argue constructively, insult is only your weapon.
you are looking for someone to insult go home and insult your father.

Noodles is ready. Run along now.

[quote author=Lanrelagboi post=112949166]BREAKING NEWS: Governor of Lagos State, Mr Babajide Sanwo-Olu has announced the TOTAL BAN on Okada in some Local Governments in Lagos State, effective from June 1st 2022, The whole of IKEJA, SURULERE, ETI OSA, LAGOS MAINLAND, LAGOS ISLAND and APAPA Local Government Areas.

Governor Sanwo-Olu gave this order today while speaking with all DPOs and Area Commanders across the State today at the Lagos House, Ikeja.

Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu says other security agencies will join in the enforcement.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK11LZzLivQ

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you are acting like a governor.

Okada go scratch ur car and still dey bang ur car to get down to fix his bike.

Sharp sharp,who get time to check time....

brandsoncharlie:
You're a girl with lack of respect for others, is that how you talk to your father at home.
Did he legally married her or not.
Ned woko married Regina at what age or he's not a cradle stealer because he has drain the resources of poor Nigerians that's meant for infrastructure development of the country so that you lot can call him rich.

Coming from a mor0n who assaulted his mother!

I'm not surprised, read your gibberish slowly and delete it.

You write like a ninny with an IQ lower than that of a KG1.

[quote author=satandeterrible post=112946343][/quote]Take a look at the mirror and repeat your statement.

[quote author=Sukkyy2010 post=112948116][/quote]Not again!!!

Would you be comfortable, if any man compare your sister to a thing, especially her private parts?

"tear rubber"

He married an adolescent because her wanted to tear open her hymen.

Females should be kept far away from such creatures.

[quote author=Djelectron post=112948731][/quote]Really? For someone who described a human private genital as a thing?

He wrote " tear rubber "

He deserved more than a verbal guillotine.

darichlife:
You are full of negativity. You really need some peace of mind.

Is your positivity encouraging a paedophile?

You are such a dim witted buff00n.

By the time Osigbajo adds Ogun and Oyo then top it with Fayemi decamping vote and Akeredolus .....South West is gone to him for good.

Peter532:
No, I wanted a virgin I married her before I saw her pants.
You can ask her mother.

Old cargos like yourself wasn't my type, I hope you understand

Of course, I won't understand the mind of a paedophile, going after a girl child that should be in school.

How do you feel now that another teenager snatches your "wife".? 1second man.

You are not a real man but a weakling, you can't stand your mates cos you are such a low life who can't look a real woman in the eye. The smallest size of condom is bigger than your di<k.

You are a laughing stock and a disease to society. That community should cast you out like garbage because you are a bad omen.

Peter532:
This is a girl I signed for tailoring work, her attitude towards me this year changed drastically because of hard times am going through. I have seen her at the far end of my street standing with boys of same age with her holding her anyhow in the waist and every time I caution her that she's no longer a small girl but a woman. I thought maybe she will grow up, but since on Sunday afternoon she left for her mother's place, she was supposed to come back in the evening, I waited till on Monday morning I couldn't call her because the last time I bought phone for her, she lied she lost it, I later found out that she gave it to one guy who is a Yahoo boy, it nearly caused a big issue that the community chairman had to be involved to settle the whole matter and the money of the phone was paid back to me. I had to go to her mother place only to see my daughter there and she wasn't in sight. Though her mom was trying to hide it from me but I know what's going on, this isn't the first time she's done something like this

I Just left there this evening, all her mother was saying is I should take it easy.

I didn't beat her

We didn't quarrel, she just left on Sunday afternoon to drop my 3 year daughter at her mothers place.


I'm ashamed of the whole thing, everyone in my compound keeps asking me of her whereabouts, til it has gotten to the far end of our street.
I can't even come out in peace, if I do they must ask me what happened just to find my mouth, and the shame of explaining everything to them of her she dumped my daughter all over again since on Sunday is not easy.

How old are you?

Dem needs to tie your small prick to an electric pole and use a broom stick to flog am..


Very mumu man. I'm very sure you raped that girl and put her in a family way. The mother had no choice but to allow her to stay with you.

If her father was around your ass will be burning now.

Cradle stealer!!!

"every man dreams to get married to a tear rubber."
Peter532.




I'm very sure you put that teenager in the family way, after taking advantage of her innocence.

You are a cradle stealer!

Go drop some money for your daughter's grandmother to take care of your child.

That child should also be kept far away from you before you start molesting her.

Tell Garba to open Arewaland.com

Destroying your own property.

Nor be mum be that.

Snake rufai

Wow!!! I love this. This is how school is meant to look like.

Kudos LASG.

#OP, where is Elemoro?