₦airaland Forum

See smart pikin.

This go carry gun later,if he never start.

Joy for everyone who bought #TSLA shares.

Egwugwu don enter express. That sim is gone.

thesicilian:
The sane thing to do is put the money in an envelope and give it to the celebrant.

How much you want put inside the envelope.?

thesicilian:
The sane thing to do is put the money in an envelope and give it to the celebrant.

How much you want out inside the envelope.?

Maryam Babaginda: Dark and Lovely.

setobaba:
Hello Nairalanders,

I’m 30yrs of age, and I never for once consider getting married, I lost interest totally, but this should incase i decide to tie the nut, how much should I have in my bank account to be on safer side before dragging myself into a life time contract with someone else daughter??

I currently own a car, and managing a salon plus other bussiness thag comes once a while, I’m working towards having a building of my own before getting married, but you see the country is so messed up right now that building a three bed room apartment for yourself is so difficult.
Families and friends are dragging me to get married without considering my financial status, they all felt I have what it takes to get myself a wife......lol tho I’m not moved or shake by their claims but I need to know this.

Can one settle down with an available balance of a million naira and feel safe?

If you recently get married here, can you pls do a cost implication of the said wedding and the cost of running your marriage since inception??
Many guys are scared, I swear

What you need are a steady income and an understanding woman.

Nigeria go soon turn to Mexico.

Security officers intimidating civilians will be ambushed and slaughtered.

Then una go act well cos they won't know who is who.

Wetin this one dey yarn.

We all knew CNN collated footage but an international platform was needed to broadcast the individual footage and CNN was that platform.

Yenefer:
Jonathan 2023. What a joke he will not going to have more than 4 votes

Stop spewing nonsense.


GEJ is not even coming back.

This life eh!!!

The young man left home that morning saying goodbye to his wife and kissing his new baby goodbye.

Not knowing that will be the last time he will be seeing his family, not knowing an overzealous bodyguard to the man you always hail every morning and look up to, will be responsible for your demise.

Rest in peace to the Vendor.

Silly buffoon.

So all these upper mission boys wey dey sell electronics for mission road go dey rob and dey blame am on cultist.

Senseless Man

How many investments do you have in Abia state that employ Abians?

Edopesin:
Lagos state government said no one died from gunshot so get sense

The Governor said, “Two dead bodies, that is what we have seen from all the morgue...."

You wey your papa foolish, how you want take differentiate sense from nonsense. When all you have been feed all your life is nonsense.

OmoAkin85:
lol bro as long as sanwo olu said two people die trust me more dan 20 have died ..if u know u know

Of course more people died. Just pointing out the fact that BBC lied.

BBC said no one died but the Lagos state government said two died.

BBC story was based on lies.

chucs:
No peace for the wicked!

Have they eventually dumped the bodies of the Lekki slain heroes there because of the bad media coverage it is generating internationally?

Anybody involved in that killing will never know peace, including the paid miscreants defending such acts here. I shudder when I read stupid comments, asking for the relatives to come forward and other stupid stuff in support of that barbaric act.

How much were they paid? 30 thousand? 50 thousand? Money that u will spend in a snap of the finger. I believe in Karma. So one way or the other, their nemesis will befall them.

Amen.

For Social Media you wish dem together but privately you scatter.

Minjim:
I went to my local Electricity Distribution Company to settle my electricity bill, I was told it was N10,000:00.

I gave the lady 100 naira and asked for a receipt. The following day I again paid 100 naira and asked for a receipt.

I did this for 10 consecutive days until the PHCN people called me aside and in anger asked "Do you know how irritating it is for us to give you receipts of just 100 naira daily? Why not just give us the whole of your balance?"

I laughed and replied "That is exactly how it feels when you give me power for only 1 hour every day."....

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Lol. Nor be south east?

Betrayals!

Tramadol and Codiene diet.

Make this confused man go sleep.

Mumu switch activated.

Useless governor.

Na wah for wire road.

If na Muslims kidnapp Christian girl,wetin you go hear say Mohammed marry Aisha when she was 9yrs.

Hypocritical malus.

Okhian ariavbie!!!