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ikekings: Lol... It seems like that “mynd” guy gets an alert on every new post on the romance section... ...

loooooooolz, bros i suspect too o going by the way he updates every second. He should be a MOD soon so he can make good use of the time he spends on nairaland

Red-Light:
Lol i suspect mynd_44 and sexkills to be her husby..
Those niggaz stalk every post like on nl romance/sexuality section like a jobless m0fos ..without any meaninful tin to say than criticize

topic.. Tell her to take her hubby to a psychiastrist or any good rehab center

choi! You beat me to this

OCTAVO: She said “whenever I‘m with my husband, he presses his phone. 95% of the times, he is busy commenting on threads in ROMANCE SECTION. When you talk to him atimes, his response will be totally annoying & off point/topic.“
This is tearing her heart apart, what can she do to get her husband‘s attention back?

Is the husband by chance mynd44?

How did the test go?

It's our money. RDM needs to go and improve on his coaching skills. And i also believe Torres should be sacked with him.

With RDM's record, big clubs should be queueing for his signature. And i'm sure we have the money to bring him back once he's improved. Let him go and gather more experience jare. Good riddance

how about the statement 'you're short'. Isn't that offensive too?

Football viewing centre operators will just be smiling to the bank every week

Lola.luv and sanb

mat2lock: Am an alumni of Unilag.... I d rather we just keep quite and watch rather than raise a reminder..... Some people have their ego to protect in this case.... Please let enjoy watching it die down.....

If this is the kind of english unilag graduates speak, then i bet Jonathan's reason for rebranding the name is highly justifiable

I'm eagerly waiting to see how much churches like redeem, winners, christ embassy,mfm etc will donate to the flood victims.

dmcdad: Guy calm down.. We both know that at every point in time people (male and female alike) do it buh let's face it frankly, gurlz own 2 much jare and all na skimming.. Make I ask u; if u dy use chat services like bbm, 2go or whatsapp wey dem dy upload status, u don see when any stupid gurl update her status; eating eba, drinking garri, beans tinz and d likes? Abi dem no dy eat those tinz? 4 them its always fried rice and sallad, plantain and eggs, bread and tea etc. Even gurl wey eat eba come out, go say she just eat rice and turkey with yoghurt.. Them get luck say belle no be show-glass

Bros, na true you talk, however, na we guys cause am. If girl nor form for you, nor be you go later come talk say she nor get level? She's classless, she's not my type bla bla bla

Na wah o, if they had left the bus with the pure water sachet still with them, i bet you would have come up with another topic like 'why are nigerian gals classless?'

You should as well have asked them why they choose to live fake lives yourself. I'm sure they won't be to hard on you.

Guess you were eyeing one of them, hence your knowing what they put on, their phones and how they felt. Or rather you were intimidated by their appearance but got a bit relieved why you discovered they stooped to your level of sachet water.

My own questions are, 'why are you nosy op? And why don't you learn to mind your business??

Choi! The guy for farabale write am in yoruba language na. I'm struggling to comprehend what he wrote up there. Headache oooooooooooooooo

Mynd_44: What you need to do is relax. When you are alone, take a pen and paper, and make a list of the qualities you want in a guy. List them all, his wage, behaviour and stuff, dîck length and everything.

Then make a list of your flaws too. You odour, you talk too much and so.

Then you look at the man's list and knock out those things which are unreasonable. The things which are just childish cos INFLATED EXPECTATIONS is a real bad thing in relationships then when you have streamlined your list, look at yours and see where you can adjust. Make yourself more lovable.

With all that, have an open mind. Don't close up and be rude, smile more, wear colourful clothes and don't look like you are morning, plant your hair and try to get into more conversations with guys. Don't just stay there and say "hi"

if a guy walks up to you, listen to him. Stop rolling your eyes and just be you.

If these fails, I will personally find a guy for you, I swear

In summary, stop being uptight and always wear a welcoming countenance.

What is romantic about this topic

What's the full meaning of BDO?

The best idea is to stay away from him. Start mingling with female friends.

You're having this feeling cos he is the first person you've ever fallen in love with. And i'm sure he feels you're just a 'kissing object', or 'kissing friend'.

Don't allow your emotion overwhelm your sense of reasoning. If he actually loves you, he would not bother chasing another girl let alone telling you about her.

Think with your head and not your heart. I know it's not easy, just discipline yourself, you'll sure pull through. Pele

Don't relent on your babe hunting quest. You obviously have not found any babe worthy of being introduced as a future wife.

The 19-year-old girl eyes never open. You'll be at risk of future heartbreak if you decide to wait till she gain admission and graduate.

The other babe you described as arrogant and bossy is a 'no go area' o. Don't even dare think about it. If you try an en, when you finally get married to her, she will unleash her other disgusting traits. What she's displaying is just a preamble. According to yoruba adage, "oju to ma ba ni kale, ko ki n ti aaro se ipin" meaning eyes wey go last you reach old age nor go start bringing out specs at your early age. Use you tongue to count your teeth.

I don't hate! I only dislike posts that sound silly. However, consistent silly post from a single poster might make me have a change of mind

Isn't there any way one can invite Fashola to nairaland

I wonder why nigerians are aversed to accepting the bitter truth. Nigeria is already a failed nation. We're just a bit ahead of somalia. Jonathan is just trying hard to salvage the the remaining piece of this country.

Btw, the insults hurled at callotti are uncalled for. Whatever happened to freedom of speech? It is hightime we Nigerians started behaving more civilized.

So na ordinary fulham dey hold arsenal blokos abi?

fresh_dude: Nuffin do you.

you guys should creat a chat room na?

As much as i see liverpool as a very tough opponent to play against, i do not see how they'll cope with chelsea strong midfield force.

Granted they have suarez and sterling, we have defenders capable of keeping these two players quiet. Though i expect a tough game, but predict a 3-1 victory for chelsea.

Bludeville: It depends on what kind of rapport you have, but personally i prefer for you to make it a request, like "Can i have your number?" " Is it okay if I call you?"

pleep: I just ask : "whats your number?" is that o.k?

Or if im at a desk or something.... i just ask what her number is then as soon as she gets her phone out i tell her to write it down.

Nah! E nor go work. With such question, the lady in question would not hesitate to tell you no. Or politely tell you she does not have a phone. If i need a girl's phone number, i'll act like the number isn't that important. I'll bring out my phone from my pocket in the midst of discussion, and give her to type her phone number. Why make it a request Na she go send credit wey i go take call?

She does not want to be the cause of your break up with any of your babe

OP, hope you didn't mention 'marriage' when you were wooing(toasting) her? You know we guys can say anything just to get a lady to say yes.

However,you need to tell her to slow down. She's taking things too far. Guess she loves you. Let her know your discontent on this issue. she might just be doing this to give you the impression that you're the only man in her life.

I can bet with my blackberry phone that the girl in question is yoruba , please I'm not being tribalistic o, just what i noticed with the few I've dated.

Anyway, as for the facebook relationship request, you had an option to decline, but you chose to accept. So why you come dey complain

chucky234: Win all the recharge cards,share give your family,oloshi.

Callotti, em em *using a stammering voice* I hope you'll forgive me for insulting you twice on this forum. I regretted my action the day i realize you're 46, just 2years younger than my mum. Meaning, you're old enough to be my mum. I'm very sorry for the insults. Hope I'm forgiven

Hope you don forgive me
I have a question for you.... Given that you were born in a christian family, what prompted your decision to be Agnostic?