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haywhyze:
Best of luck bro...
Thanks for sharing.

Hi sexy boy. May I hug u?

DJEhimond:
You want just one hit, don't you? Oya take it! That's a good one there!

Brother. Can we swap dik pictures? Show me yours & I show up mine

thornapple:
Prosecution must hold.

I bet I can take your man

habsydiamond:
Na people wey dey wear exposed lace they wear inner skirt oooo...it's old fashion true true ooooo

Hello handsome. Can I hug u?

moorevic:
My friend mind your business

Hi handsome

Veraatabeh:
he will protect u if only u stay frm sex till u get married

I bet I can take your man. Dare me. Give me his number

Hi boys. Any handsome gay men up for a chat?

Chibuway:
Good day N-Power personnels in the house.
Please are we to print the deployment letter from n-power portal? If no, where can we get the deployment letter?

Kudos for the good job.

Hi babes

stam101:
And whose picture is that? You are saying a hoffenheim striker and putting a sampdoria player there

Hi babes

deLogo:
let's start with selling police then other thing can follow

Hi babes

ValZod:
No hard feelings ladies.

I need some guys here to understand say, you should never ever kill yourself for a woman...

Women are just tools for sexual satisfaction.

Ask yourself, all the dating, spending cash, taking her outing while she still fvcks another guy who she fancies behind your back? Is it worth it?

Why I'm saying this tonight is cos I know many stupid guys outchea in the hood.

You spend all that cash on movie and cinema tickets and you can't boast of pressing breast.

Fvck any pussy niggar here. Real niggas stay sharp, stay confident.
All ladies Especially Nigerian Girls can't offer you shi.t apart from pussy

I know first hand trust me. I get high body count for Ministry of Bitches Affairs.

I don fvck girls wey dey yan dust for phone with their bobos, churcheous ones, mad ones wey go cool down after lashing, proud ones wey no fit believe say you go fit lash them.

For real relationship is a fvcking waste of time.

If you meet a girl you like, go straight to the fvcking point, tell am you wan fvck am, if she agree, enter the zanga if she disagree move on but make sure she understand say your main aim isn't to whine or waste her fvcking time with I love you, I love you text messages.

Mushy mushy love gets you nowhere. Stop being a pussy ass nigga cos all girls are made to be fvcked. They all want a strong guy who is bold to em what they want to hear.

I'll still release my full true life stories here on nairaland, how I changed from a pussy ass nigga to a Boss.

Incase you wondering, me and my bosslee Shile dey bar for Ikeja. After hitting some drinks baba begin dry wail unto him babe wey breakup with am.

Seeing him this way, this evening gats make me clear the code for other pussy niggas

Remember what is fvcked can never be unfvcked.

Word.

. Boo boo are u as muscular as Mr Bolt or are you slim and sexy looking?

Mrbolt555:
Yuck. I go instantly flaccid when I see this!!!

Hey. Hi babes. How are you. Brother , are u muscular?

oluwole52:
If you want to avoid fights, jealousy, rage attacks and even problems of self-esteem in yourself, it is better that in certain circumstances you close your mouth. Remember the saying: "in the closed mouth, no flies come in"

Here are 5 things you should never tell/ask a man.

1. Do you think she is cute?

If you and your boyfriend cross path with a woman known to both of you(friend, classmate, work or whatever) and you notice that he looks at her a lot, never ask him that question. If he says no, you will be angry because you do not believe him and if he says yes, a fit of rage will come. Better to avoid meaningless worries and make sure nothing happened.

2. When do we meet again?

First date with a man you like. You have had a great time, but at the moment of saying goodbye, he still has not hinted at anything for a second meeting. Do you ask him when to meet again?

Don't!

If he has not told you yet, it's because he is not convinced so better avoid that uncomfortable moment for you. A man really interested in you will propose it to you.

3. Have you slept with her?

Do not ask your partner about things from the past. So that the ghost of the past and the insecurities that come with them persecute you eternally?...

Continue readinghttps://www.selfbrandpal.com/2018/06/5-things-you-should-never-tell-man.html]

Boo boo. I am number 4

Kevsmart88:
Y'all claiming to have never been dumped just make me laugh.... If u haven't had a breakup before,then u've neva been in a relationship... I don't mean friends with benefits cos that's what the norm these days...

Hi boo boo

nellyelitz:
HAHAHA

Hiya. Brother can we link and are u muscular?

Dabat23:
Should have added Bananas too

Boo boo u like banana? Boo boo We have the same things in common

Mrbolt555:
Slap of death.

Brother can we swap dik pictures? You show me yours and I show you mine

mercenary:
Majority of the same one third can also impeach Buhari

Hi babes. Brother Please can we compare dik pictures? You show me yours, I show up mine

whitebeard:
Guy i need human body for practicals oh...be like say u no get any purpose for life again, u fit give me your body make i use am from practical...but u go die sha..!!

Boo boo, what you need is love, real love, my love.
Boo boo,We make make love, not war

KratosCorp:

May I kiss you sir?

KratosCorp:
I totally DO NOT support your movement (or whatever it is).

Mynd44, this guy is actively trying to derail this thread.

Please, could you kindly remove his irrelevant posts and move the thread to the front page?

#AskingNicely

My brother. Are you homophobic and are you muscular?

nellyelitz:
I pity for ur anus, it must be very wide.

My brother, would you rather I kiss you than to have sex with you?

KratosCorp:
Please can you unquote my earlier post?

Many thanks for suporting our Gay movement sir. Gay lives matter all around Africa. Thank you. Blessed.

Lets make in happen. Preach.

KratosCorp:
Here's the link to the base thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/4667874/dinosaur-bones-found-lagos-warning


The thing is actually a lame publicity stunt.

The entity (company) behind that stunt seems to be a Marketing Communication and Brand Management Agency. But what they failed to grasp is that whilst this stunt may give them traffic, it would hardly attract or entice the corporate personnels that seem to be their primary target audience.

Another thing they seem to miss is that there's a very thin line between "shapeshifting" and loss of credibility and integrity. And, both of the later are infinitily worth much more to any serious brand than any class of unlimited but indiscriminate exposure would ever be.

Don't get me wrong. I perfectly saw the intended messaging and analogy (the need for archaich brands to re-brand or get buried).

But how many Nigerians actually saw that message and analogy clearly?

How many would interprete it correctly?

I think these guys tried to emulate the recently viral Illuminati Menu campaign by Taco Bell. But they failed to consider that this is Nigeria where superstition still reigns supreme.

May God help them not to get the unintended outcome of being associated with cultism. That may firmly block their entry to the mainstream.

What do you think?

I believe in Gay Rights in our country, Nigeria

Mekenz:
hello,gud evening all,actually i dnt knw were to post this topic,to get much of your views,opinion and contribution,perhaps on this particular topic,bt without wasting much of ur time,i wnt to ask,between hardwork and talent,which one is more important?to have, and ur reason,for me i will go for hardwork,cus through hardwork,u cn discover ur talent,so over to you,which one is more important to you,let the debate begin?

Hi sexy boy

elkon:
hmm d scary situation i ever is found mysef na to reAD dat tori d mumu monika above m wrote.. abeg u forgot to include title

Hi handsome

EdwardRandy:
Not just you... But it's most boring on Sundays, I've bn angry since today going through the front page.. E dry pass desert!

Hi babes. May I take pictures with you sitting on my lap?

collarfreak:
See lazy youth

Hi sweet man

Ever8054:
what an insolent fool...",iam answerable to my brother from Daura who appointed me only"....if I see osibanjo,I will buy him a very chilled bottle of "Alemo bitters"...

Hi boo boo

Mrbolt555:

Boo boo, we have the same things in common. We both love ass. Boo boo are you single?