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i don't see any reason why dy are blaming d guy oo.. d woman in question is not a kid.

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Bilabong:
I have lots of childhood fun memory... Lemme share this one.


One day while coming back from school with my primary friends, one of the guys saw his uncle so he went to greet him. On coming back to meet us he was smiling so we asked him what ups, he told us he was given some money for TP. I come happy pass the person were them give money o. My guy asked me to stop bike, we were four in number. Na so I mumu stop bike. Unknown to me that he had keyed others that nothing commot from the uncle.

Boooom bike stop as I turn my guys don disappear. I saw them running like two nepa poles away. Me sef pick race to the opposite direction. Omo na so bike my follow me up o. Temple run in real life that day. Na gutter help me escape them for jam me break leg. I finally use bush track meet them for front. Them laugh me one week straight.

hahahaha

Donald3d:

It wasn't funny at the time, but its funny now

1. When my dad just bought Nokia 3310 , very expensive at the time, he was gathering money to buy SIM card another priceless possession...He warned me not to touch the phone (he kept it on top of the cloth hanger ).I was about 7 at the time, I was a playful and extremely inquisitive child, my sustained inquisitiveness led me into my current career path as a programmer.
Anyway, some days later he found a scratch on the screen of the phone, called me and asked me why I still went there after he warned me...In all honesty I didn't touch it, but he didn't believe me.

He flogged the living day-light out of me, he flogged me so much that I confessed to a crime I didn't commit.I had to admit to what I didn't do

Years later I reminded him :

Daddy, see that phone that year, yes, the one you flogged me so much for , I didn't touch it, I was innocent....Baba was shinning his teeth , no apology till today

I am married now, my children must hear this as soon as they are born, I would send them to torment him on why he punished their father unjustly


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lol

foleskay:
People that boast like you re empty barrels. We know ur type. If I see you I can't talk to you, you carry fire for head ni?Lmaoo! O go sha

I did not boast, I just gave u an insight..

foleskay:
Lol, see the miserable bitch calling her father lowlife. High life girl atleast my I have self esteem to have uploaded my pic. I guess you're so ugly with bleached monkey face, that's why youre ashamed to upload your pic.low self esteemed pig. Oya run along and go suck your smoker bf dick Ari din.

hahahaha e pain am... I won't even argue with u, because u cannot talk to me if u see me on ground, slowpoke. lolzzz

foleskay:
Since you're justifying robbery, you can aswell go join the trade, so we could see your shaggy breast and smelly bushy pussy when you're caught. Nitwit

you cannot even read and comprehend, I said that's not the right way to handle such case, I did not say she did well by stealing. please go to school and stop misunderstanding people or better still have sense.

foleskay:
That's a lesson to ladies like her and maybe you, cos I can see u having an empathy for a thief

look at your useless face, smoker.. you're high on some cheap hard drugs. I don't even know why I reply this low life.

foleskay:
That's a lesson to ladies like her and maybe you, cos I can see u having an empathy for a thief

you are a Big fool.. people like always want to see unclothedness.. how many naked politician that are thieves you have seen in your society. there ways of handling such issues. slowpoke.

must they naked her? nawa sef

ghettokid1:
All this na scam
Where is their names or photo?
dem wan use the opportunity loot

exactly ooo there's nothing like corona virus in Nigeria.. God will disgrace all of them soon.

your husband to be said pregnancy b4 marriage and you're cool with it.. okay oo, that's your priority sha and it comes with d kind of person u are.

NextD18:
You were able to know when Coronavirus will end , but couldn't see your building crashing and collapsing while killing hundreds of members.


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are you sure this man was not paid to spread it to Nigeria?

Ifesinachi22:
I suffered a heartbreak just yesterday.
But i won't commit suicide because of her.

To even imagine it was still that yesterday that i bought a phone for her. She lost her phone and put her Sim in her roommates 2nd phone. I emptied myself and bought a phone for her. She saw my ex pics on my phone and flayed up calling me many names, a womaniser that can sacrifice anything to have her tight pussy. The thank you she will tell me is that am a womaniser that she's done with me. The insult was too much that i blocked her yesterday. I unblocked her this morning and made a threat that if she leaves I'll release her nude. With this i pinned her down. I love her so much and can go to any length to keep her. Am never going to release her nude. But she calmed down immediately she heard this. She has been seeking for advice on Facebook groups the whole of this evening. I've been seeing her "i need advice" on Facebook groups.

She has been loyal since 2pm that i told her this.

Am the boss

that's nonsense, you kept her because you have her nude and she's still with you because of d threat and you think you're smart? that's not love but selfishness and lack of dignity, allow d girl to make her own decision.. witch.
I blame her for playing wify role in a relationship when she's not married, girls don't give them your body until you're married.. but dy won't hear.

Boss my foot.

Mymynd4u:
Pls have u clicked on the like button?

why should I?

uthlaw:
dog is even more better...rat instead!

of course you know this also implies to your mum and sisters

uthlaw:
dog is even more better...rat instead!

of course you know this also implies to your mum and sister

Mymynd4u:
I Rather take a bullet for man best friend, DOG than a lady called Girlfriend

The last time I took a bullet for a lady, God punish me in heaven for making such heavy mistake and he gave me a second chance.

I won't misuse my second chance ooo..


Take a look at nairaland ladies, just try get like 200 likes and see how dey will flood your dm with msg.... Small thing can carry them away


Like for Dog

Share for girlfriend

so you're now comparing ladies with dog, and why will girls flood your DM because you got 200likes?

Femsyn:
To buttress the OP's views...

I read this story and i laughed... i laughed hard because marriage is complex and is often more that what meets the eye.

Do you know the couple's story? They alone, know why they act in the manner they do. Look! how a woman or wife react in marriage is borne more of the input of the husband. What you see is what you get.

Let me ask you a question? Do you think the woman would've reacted the same way, if the man is often of the habit of squandering family cash on irrelevant things, stays away from the house with girlfriends, ignores the wife, does not carry the wife along in major decisions and does not take care of the home?

Young men, don't read hastily. The man the OP depicted up there is a responsible man. Most women align with their husbands easily, when the man is doing the needful.

The man has done enough for the reward you saw for few moments. Men, that reward doesn't come automatically. You work for it!!!

My response is not for the OP, because s/he has done justice with the points given thereafter. My response is for men who might read hastily, and assume the wife's behaviour is follow-come.

you nailed it

livinbygrace:
Can you imagine?So men came to this world to suffer after taking care of the responsibilities.
,paying school fees and training you to adulthood.
Well,this is why I always advise men to enjoy themselves at their prime.Most children prefer to take care of their mothers and don’t care about fathers ,so their rewards seems not to be on this wicked world

and you think all men do take of responsibilities abi?

Sexyliciousbri:
My sweet mom 100k and dad nothing

same thing with me, but I will just give him 5k because I'm a Christian and mum 95k

Lilimax:
When you're married you'll know.
It doesn't reduce your love for each other.

hmm when I'm married I will prefer sleeping with my husband with his hand around my body, you can even have early morning gist and sex, not when u want to have sex it will be arranged because we're sleeping about.. let emotions control everything... chai, see as u dy make me anticipate marriage.

hmm .. I can't imagine staying in different room with my husband, Never.

that's the result of marrying who is ready and not who you love

Mishael42019:
Rubbish .


My ministry stands on no sex before marriage

Since this generation have refused to abstain from immorality many will end up in hell

Repent because there’s no repentance in grave

Accept Jesus Christ now as your lord and personal Saviour no other religion can lead you to heaven but to hell Jesus is the only way

God bless you

this kind of issue is very easy to solve.
talk to her, if she doesn't change her ways then ignore her.
when I say ignore her, I mean don't give her attention, do your husband duty by providing for the family but act in a such a way that She'll think that you're cheating on her.. but don't cheat on her oh, I believe you can abstain from sex at least two months.
once she notice your distance from her, She'll be worried and She'll think she's gradually loosing you. this alone will reset her brain.
or you can probably flirt with female friends in her presence, praise your maid more often and look at her lustfully in presence of your wife, that's if your maid is not an old woman o.. if you do this things enh mostly not giving her attention She'll be frustrated and ask you what's going on.


this can only work if you have been a faithful and lovely husband.

and please ones she start getting worried too much tell her the reason for your action and She'll change.

Olumighty123:
Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.

Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.

Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.

When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir
You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.

A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.

You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.

The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.

They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.

If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.

You can see, it’s not an easy death.

Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…

You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.

It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.

If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.

You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.

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