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This man Utd team is so messed up. No intelligence whatsoever. No instinct and will to prove people wrong. You can't keep sacking coaches. You will get same result. Start by changing the ownership of the club. They have no business being in football management. We can then talk about players and coaches. As long as these guys are still in management, man Utd will always be hoping they qualify for Europa league and a time is coming they will be struggling to avoid relegation.

chigoziri2403:
An uppercut to the face will solve half of Nigerians problems

Hilariously disrespectfully and embarrassingly true statement. �

Eleriibu sombori. Where is the electricity?
Next please......

awoo47:
aswr
i no dey give dem anything again
God forgive me
children are innocent
but d parents main mission is to born as many so as to increase income tru begging
abi why will someone hv 12kids nd u cant carter fr 1?
u nw take all of dem to street to start begging

I don't give them too. The best thing anyone can do to help the situation is to criminalize the act and make it an offence to see kids begging on the street. They will start having sense small small

Criminalize almajiri system in the north, you have solved Boko Haram palava by 50%
You have to see the out of school kids in ibadan too. Their parents have just one mission, give birth to as many as possible, inaugurate them early into the begging system. Northern illiterate Muslims are a curse on this nation.

Pls, add 'graphic' to this post

Hmm. I feel like thinking that she traded something for this honor.

TooMuchStuff:

Shameless MURIC as ever!

So our presidential JET is now glorified Taxi for private micro business of Buhari kid daughter??

Abeg na who dash dis mumuric man the title of a whole professor?? I want to know

Professor of madness

oneda:
This animal was caught in a construction site in my school today.

I presume this is a sloth because of how slow it is.
I didn't even know we have it in Nigeria.
It a very firm grip with the limbs and the teeth.
Treat it carefully if you come across it because it bites hard (I didn't know if it's venomous)

Wow. Never knew we have sloths in Nigeria. Can you take it to a game reserve? You will be rewarded for it I can bet. The benefits outweighs consuming it. I can bet that

When was the office of the presidential children established? By which Constitution?
If I am elected the president of this country, these things will I do;
1. Political offices will be by contract and will be wages paid by working hours. Including members of the green and red Chambers and the presidency.
2. The highest earner will be according to your degree and experience, just the same way your contemporary in the labour market earn.
3. If you have held politically elected offices for up to 3 terms (cumulative), you cannot contest for any elected position again at the federal level.
4. Death penalty for any political officer found guilty of financial crimes while in office
5. Anyone older than 65years cannot contest for presidency or in gubernatorial elections.
6. To contest a political office, your previous 5years must have been spent in Nigeria and your children must have completed at least, secondary school education in Nigeria. As a governor, you must have a thriving business in Nigeria with top executives of your company being Nigerians and your children must have attended Nigerian schools at least, to secondary School level. As a president, you must have spent the last 10years in lieu of 5 for other political office holders. You must including condition for governors have your children have at least, their first degree in Nigeria.
7. No medical trip for any political office holder. Neither the state or federal government will foot the bills if you must embark on one. You dey earn wages/salary, foot your bills.
8. The state/nation elected you alone, not member of your family. Apart from protection , any duties performed by your any member of your family is volunteer service. Nothing acquired by through the sweat of tax-payers will be used to fuel family affairs except the Senate approves of it.
9. All privatised assets will be reviewed and handled by the government.
10. Education and health get 30% of national budget respectively.


Make I no talk everything finish.

Make I relax small.

Mouthgag:
BLACK MAMBA of course

and they are very VERY venomous.



NB: There is nothing like a poisonous snake.
Poisons can only be ingested like food. Snake venoms are usually INJECTED.

This is not black mamba. You just tagged the snake black mamba outright with reckless mention all because it is black. Black mambas are rarely black and they are extremely rare in this part of Africa.

OP, is the area swampy

There are three teams in EPL , Liverpool, Man City and the rest.

They have your bvn and some of them can accrdd your phone contacts. They will start by sending a message to your contacts (including your in-laws and your boss and people who can disgrace you ). They will tell them you borrowed money from them and refused to pay up.
Others can blacklist you on public finance bureau.
Chose your poison wisely

donoro:
its a malaria feeling bro go for check up thank me later

Warisit? Somebori can not beef in peace again? ���

I don't know why Liverpool are still contesting. They should be given the league and the rest of us should be left to struggle for the remaining top 3 spot. As it stands, only two teams can try to get a draw and by lucky, get a narrow win against Liverpool; Man City and the very shambolic and unpredictable Man Utd.

Why do I feel like Liverpool can't win this match?

KingEzo:
Hello Nairalander,

please I need your advice. I am 31 years and my fiancee is 29 years and we have been dating for the past four years.

She discovered that she's pregnant on new year's eve. We discussed the issue throughout the new year and we agreed to keep the pregnancy that she's going to write her nursing Council exam later. I told her that she should give me some time so that I can go and discuss with my parents and organize introduction then do the engagement in a little way but she said her mom won't be happy with her that she needs to do big wedding because she's the first child of her mom.

She later told me that she's going to inform her parents before taking any step. To my surprise she called me this evening that she is going to terminate the pregnancy because her family has been raining insults on her since she got home.

She said her grandma is even coming to the city with her so that she can terminate the baby. But I told her that I didn't support it that I can't terminate pregnancy, I told her that she can write the council exam after delivery but she insisted.

Sir-Ma should I support this their action?

Your fiance of four years, not wife of four years. Bros, if she does it, you share a chunk of the blame too. If you had married her, such thought wouldn't have come to her.
My advice, report the matter to someone who respects, not the internet counsellors

I don't think it works on all networks. Glorified for instance

Mental disorder everywhere

Cletus77:
Meanwhile the Prime Minister of Canada also believes from Canadian and other intelligent sources that the plane was shot down by a missile, and may be "unintentional"

The leaders of Canada and the UK called for a full and thorough investigation into the crash, which killed all 176 people on board.

https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-middle-east-51055219

You can not differentiate between a commercial airline and a war plane and you want to fight a country aiming at precision....your mumu never start.
Now you can count your losses. 83 Iranians killed in less than 10 days. One killed by the USA and 82 killed by Iranian government's mumuness. Isokay.

All the World War III crew, how far? Iran gvt to gbon. Won ya yin akara so afefe (wise Iranian gvt. They purposely fired a missed target to appease dumb protesters).
If Trump identifies another terror Lord in Iran tonight, he will still blow the idiot up and nothing will happen.
Patipati

ghettokid1:
Hope, he sees this,
Cox am afraid of this purported tweet below

I ran through Donald Trump's Twitter handle and this statement is not on his handle.
Mad bloggers everywhere.

Greatzeus:
This is dumb,just because she has a medical condition doesn't mean she is less human or her life is over. You are obviously a kid,you still don't know life,just wait for it
An HIV patient went on to become one of the youngest senators in Nigeria. If you are so daft to contribute positively,why not keep quiet?

God bless you.

ghettokid1:
God's_plan.
All we can do as humans is to say "Ripp" we cannot do more than that

Godigini? Free For abeg

fairfora:
Too bad. Trump should just apologise, simple .

I think he is. Apologising for not doing it earlier. Kinda

They have been ready for how many months now yet none of them have paid it. Hypocrites everywhere

illitrate:
The guy don hammer.

I almost said that too but then, this is Nigeria by the time they mess up the case, if the guy hammer, na nail o. I wish he gets justice sha

sarrki:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7850453/amp/How-Qassem-Soleimani-targeted-230mph-laser-guided-Hellfire-missile-fired-drone.html

Hmm. Just $66million when more are.embesseled in Nigeria all in the name of fighting Boko Haram. Just imagine what arms deal would have gotten for Nigeria

usamali:
Look At The Strange Bird That Was Found In A Church

World Of Tribulations And Evil Minded humans.
This strange bird was found in St Patrick church edeoha community in ahoada east LGA Rivers State.

Oh Lawd. This poor creature is so unfortunate. The most dangerous part of the world to live is Nigeria where ignorance , religion and politics are the greatest threats to life. That is an owl for crying out loud. What offence has it committed for living it's life?

Poloyanabo1:
Too much sense will surely kill you.

Just me thinking out loud

1 Cor 15:52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


Could this be the last sign before it's the end?