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Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: I Removed 5 Ribs And Small Intestines To Achieve My Tiny Waist by brainhgeek(m): 4:26pm On Jan 30, 2019
I smell lies somewhere. The ribs, I can understand but the small intestine, how do you absorb your digested food? Some of us still understand the basic concepts in biology.
Politics › Re: U.S. And U.K. Press Statements On Upcoming Nigerian Elections by brainhgeek(m): 5:07pm On Jan 24, 2019
Asshurbanipall:
U.S. and U.K. Press Statements on Upcoming Nigerian Elections

The United Kingdom and the United State announce repercussions, including restrictions on travel, for election-related violence.

U.S. Statement
[Begin]
The conduct of the upcoming elections in Nigeria is important not only for Nigeria, but for the African continent.

The United States government does not support any specific candidate or party in Nigeria’s upcoming elections. The United States supports the Nigerian democratic process itself. We support a genuinely free, fair, transparent, and peaceful electoral process.

We, and other democratic nations, will be paying close attention to actions of individuals who interfere in the democratic process or instigate violence against the civilian population before, during, or after the elections. We will not hesitate to consider consequences – including visa restrictions – for those found to be responsible for election-related violence or undermining the democratic process. Under U.S. immigration law, certain violations may also lead to restrictions on family members.

We welcome the signing of peace pledges by Nigerian candidates and their commitment to a peaceful electoral process.

[End]

________________

U.K. Statement
[Begin]
23 days to the Presidential and National Assembly elections and 37 days to the Gubernatorial and State Assembly elections, the British High Commission in Abuja would like to reaffirm our strong support for free, fair and peaceful elections in Nigeria.

We and our international partners remain committed supporters of Nigeria’s democracy. We do not support any party or individual and believe that the Nigerian people should be able to choose their leaders in an environment free from hate speech and insecurity.

We continue to provide significant support to Nigeria’s Independent National Electoral Commission and to Nigerian civil society to help them deliver credible elections. We also regularly engage with actors across the political spectrum to encourage them to respect electoral rules and maintain an atmosphere of peace and calm. We will be deploying an extensive observation mission for the forthcoming elections, including coordinating with the EU’s Election Observation Mission. Our monitors will in particular be looking out for any attempts to encourage or use violence to influence the elections, including on social media. We would like to remind all Nigerians that where the UK is aware of such attempts, this may have consequences for individuals. These could include their eligibility to travel to the UK, their ability to access UK based funds or lead to prosecution under international law.

The UK is a friend and partner of Nigeria. We hope our continued support will play a role in helping Nigeria take a further step towards consolidating the progress made since democracy returned in 1999.

https://ng.usembassy.gov/u-s-and-u-k-press-statements-on-upcoming-nigerian-elections/
Extend the restrictions to their family members and associates
Travel › Re: New Nigeria International Passport To Cost N70,000 - Immigration Service by brainhgeek(m): 4:31pm On Jan 23, 2019
Freddyjimoh:
Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) on Monday said registration and the issuance of new international passport would cost Nigerians N70,000.

NIS spokesman Sunday James, who made the disclosure, said the agency will commence issuance of the new international passport from Monday, March 4 2019 in Abuja.

Issuance of the passport will commence in Ikoyi in Lagos on March 25, Kano on April 1, Alausa, Ikeja, Lagos on April 8 and London, United Kingdom April 15.

He said the phase two multiple rollout in New York, Washington, and Atlanta, USA would follow immediately after London on April 22; while other locations, local and abroad, would follow in sequence from April 29.

Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday, January 16 launched the new red diplomatic passport at an emergency Federal Executive Council meeting in Abuja.

However, NIS spokesman said existing passport booklet will run concurrently with the new enhanced passport booklet until the former expires.

According to James, the advantages of the new passport includes its 10-year validity, self-tracking of application and express centres for urgent application.

Other advantages he said included weather friendliness, compliance with latest ICAO standard, polycarbonate technology that reduces the incidence of damage as well saves Nigerians in the Diaspora time of frequent visits to Nigerian Embassies.

He, however, urged “Nigerians to take advantage of the reforms, avoid patronising third party or touts and utilise the online platforms provided by the service for their passport application.”

Source: https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/nis-nigeria-international-passport-cost-n70000-189124
This guy's administrative steps keep digging a deeper grave for him.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: Buhari Has Ordered Prosecution Of Lawal, Oke by brainhgeek(m): 7:34am On Jan 23, 2019
Fashion › Re: What She Told Her Tailor Vs What She Got (photo) by brainhgeek(m): 7:13pm On Jan 21, 2019
Dailyhappenings:
This Twitter user went to her page to show what she asked her dress maker to sew for her vs what she got. This is the moment when you think you have the best tailor in the world, but you end up disappointed...lol

source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/01/what-she-told-her-tailor-vs-what-she.html
She sew am well. na you no wear am well
Health › Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by brainhgeek(m): 7:53am On Jan 19, 2019
Jaideyone:
yes buhari was in power when I was in luth as a patient in April 2015 and heat posed a greater threat to my survival than the gunshot wound I was struggling to heal from.

as a student in the same CMUL, heat because of light out was a big head to us between 2007 and 2011. let's blame buhari for that too!!!
No thanks to incompetent gvt. APC or PDP, none of them deserves my vote
Health › Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by brainhgeek(m): 7:49am On Jan 19, 2019
fk001:
Harmattan still dey north.


Very very cold sef
Seriously? Anyway, I still don't envy their cold because everything in the north is extreme. Extreme cold, extreme heat, extreme flood, extreme everything.
Health › Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by brainhgeek(m): 7:15pm On Jan 18, 2019
Nasarawa wil be hell's annex now. Thank God I scaled the north
Crime › Re: Hoodlum Working For Nigerian Gang Leader In Cameroon, Gunned Down. Graphic Photo by brainhgeek(m): 4:23pm On Jan 18, 2019
ChangeIsCostant:
Security operatives have raided another criminal hideout and gunned down a suspect said to be working for a Nigerian gang leader in Cameroon.

It was earlier reported that two Nigerian gang members alleged to be leaders of Cameroonian separatists terrorists’ were killed by security operatives earlier this month. 


Why he come spread leg and give sign like davinci code?
The notorious criminal elements identified as ‘General Obi’ and Ojong Elvis Ojong – were killed during a shootout in separate raids conducted by Cameroonian task force at their hideouts. 

Following a tip-off, the task force tracked down the suspect (an aide to General Obi) to another hideout and killed him in a shootout.

Weapons, charms and other items were recovered from him.  

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/hoodlum-working-for-nigerian-gang-leader-in-cameroon-gunned-down-photo.html
Why is he now spreading his legs and drawing something on the ground? Eyan ti Davinci code
Celebrities › Re: #10YearsChallenge: Emmanuel Ehumadu Carrying Regina Daniels, Photo Recreated by brainhgeek(m): 10:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
GistmoreNG:
Nollywood actor Emmanuel Ehumadu Totolos aka Labista recreates 10 years ago photo carrying actress, Regina Daniels.

They join the trend of “10 Years Challenge” as they both share then vs now photos. He wrote;

Now tell me which challenge can beat this.. finally recreated it after 10 years... #10yearchallenge with @regina.daniels

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/10yearschallenge-actor-labista-shares-10-years-ago-photos-carrying-regina-daniel
This girl's name is almost an everyday tonic on Nairaland. which film she act abeg? maybe i can download it. please don't be offended, i dont watch Nigerian movies.
Politics › Re: "See My Buhari, See Natural Love, This Man Don Win" - Man As PMB Storms Warri by brainhgeek(m): 9:48pm On Jan 17, 2019
Moana0635:
I feel sorry for how disappointed you will be when Buhari wins. What list will you make then?
Disappointed? Excuse me...nothing shakes me anymore about Nigeria than seeing young Nigerians trade their integrity and future for peanuts. If he likes, let him win by 70% dubious margin. his headache. as for me and my like, we refuse to recycle old scam-lords, APC or PDP. We rather abstain from voting.
Politics › Re: "See My Buhari, See Natural Love, This Man Don Win" - Man As PMB Storms Warri by brainhgeek(m): 8:44pm On Jan 17, 2019
tendingNews:
President Muhammadu Buhari stormed and took over Delta State today. He shook Delta like an earthquake.

Thr President shared pictures from his campaign in Delta and wrote:

"Thank you, Warri, thank you Delta State. I thank you very much."

Festus Keyamo who is from Delta State also shared photos and wrote:

"Area!!! Warri!!! My own Warri, my own brothers, my own sisters made us proud. They came out in their numbers to welcome PMB. Contrary to what some say, rather than lose grounds, PMB has broken into new areas since 2015!"

APC Deputy National Publicity Secretary, Yekini Nabena shared this must watch video of overwhelming crowds as Buhari campaigns in Delta. The commentator of the video is so funny:


"See my Buhari, See my Buhari ooo. See natural love, this man don win"


Watch the video here and see reactions...

Source:
http://www..com/2019/01/2019-buhari-campaigns-in-warri-delta.html?m=1
Buhari has been scammed. The same way he deceived Nigerians with fake identity before the last election, so are people deceiving him with fake love.
I know there are 4 types of people in that gathering.
1. Those who came to collect money
2. Those who came to see buhari with their naked eyes
3. Those who came for 1&2
4. Few who are loyalists
Politics › Re: Court Orders Police To Explain Why Dino melaye Is Still Being Detained by brainhgeek(m): 6:12pm On Jan 17, 2019
NairaMedia:
“We are talking about the liberty of a citizen not because he is a senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, but a citizen, this is contrary to sections 35 and 36 of the Constitution of Nigeria. “If you keep a man for 13 days you have already presumed him guilty, ” he submitted.

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/01/court-orders-police-to-explain-why.html
Oga de-law, how many of the citizens who are languishing behind bars for close to 10years without trial have you talked about quoting this 13days theory? If i slap you peren, your brain will go back to default setting
Foreign Affairs › Re: Angry Mob Sets Police Station Ablaze Over Hike In Fuel Price In Zimbabwe by brainhgeek(m): 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2019
Gossipninja:
Police officers have run for their lives as mob sets cars and police station ablaze in Zimbabwe following a protest over government’s hike in fuel price.

Zimbabwe government over the weekend announced a price of $3.11 per litre for diesel, and $3.33/L for gasoline.

That means gasoline in Zimbabwe is now the most expensive in the world, based on data from GlobalPetrolPrices.com. The site says Hong Kong had the highest price for a litre of gasoline on January 7: $2.04.

At least eight people were killed in Monday's unrest during which security forces opened fire on crowds.

Watch the video below.
https://zenithnaija.com/angry-mob-sets-police-station-ablaze-over-hike-in-fuel-price-in-zimbabwe/
I sense Mugabe laughing in Swahili now. ehohohohuhuhhhaahahbikothua!!! cheesy grin
Politics › Re: President Buhari Nearly Falls In Kogi During Campaign by brainhgeek(m): 7:14pm On Jan 16, 2019
HeWrites:
Igbere TV has obtained a video from the president Buhari’s campaign rally in Kogi state today during which the president nearly fell off the stage.


WATCH THE VIDEO HERE; http://igberetvnews.com/529229/just-video-president-buhari-nearly-falls-stage-kogi/
You can campaign but you can't debate. There was a country
Politics › Re: AIG Adamu Lafia Has Emerged As The New Acting IGP - Dele Momodu by brainhgeek(m): 9:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
I hope that those shouting sai buhari since will have their deluded mind open before the election. Northerner go, northerner come, government of the north for the people
Politics › Re: EFCC Arraigns Doyin Okupe by brainhgeek(m): 9:08pm On Jan 14, 2019
Is it not this guy that said Nigeria is not ripe enough to have a metro-line even though we borrowed the same amount mexico borrowed to build their metro-line and we got Damendra's burning train in return? Hold him well....... ko gbodo loo oooo. It doesnt matter what political party is hiding thieves and senseless leaders, fish them out and roast them
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 13th January 2019 by brainhgeek(m): 8:21pm On Jan 13, 2019
This Degea can save PowerPoint slides on nokia 3310 shocked


man utd has always been lucky with goal keepers
Crime › Re: Malawi Thief On Admission In Hospital, Caught Stealing From Fellow Patients by brainhgeek(m): 1:37pm On Jan 13, 2019
Priscy01:
A patient was, on Friday, caught stealing at the Queen Elizabeth Central Hospital in Blantyre, Malawi.

The suspect was on admission at the burns ward as a result of wounds sustained after his brother burnt him for stealing, IgbereTv report.


He was said to be trying to steal through a window at ward 5A of the hospital, when one Maggie Jere alerted the security guards.


Upon their arrival, they found him with two phones and the sum of K2,300 which he had already stolen. He has since been whisked to the Blantyre police station.

MORE; http://igberetvnews.com/524304/shocker-thief-on-admission-in-hospital-caught-stealing-from-fellow-patients/
Kleptomania. He doesn't need the police. He needs rehabilitation and a good psychologist/counselor
Family › Re: Share Your Experience After Marrying Without Your Mother's Or Father's Consent by brainhgeek(m): 4:59pm On Jan 12, 2019
I would hear them out if it has nothing to do with tribe and the religion I have chosen.
Crime › Re: Gunmen Shoot Lady Dead In Benue (Graphic Photo) by brainhgeek(m): 10:08am On Jan 12, 2019
stephenduru:
A lady identified as Miss Ashetu was shot dead this evening by unknown gunmen in Benue at Bemoa Office in Katsina-ala.Katsina-ala is one of the unsafe places in Benue

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/01/unknown-gunmen-shoot-lady-dead-in.html

STATE AND CAPITAL
BENUE = MANSLAUGHTER
Politics › Re: NIMC Charging 15,000 Naira For Modification Of Date Of Birth? by brainhgeek(m): 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2019
brosdoncome:
V
Bros, you see your life outside? upon the v na 8th position you carry. grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Pours Acid On Ex-Wife’s Lover In Benue, Stabs Him To Death by brainhgeek(m): 6:34pm On Jan 11, 2019
dabrin:
A man allegedly poured acid on his ex-wife’s lover, after which he also reportedly stabbed him to death.

The suspect reportedly attacked his former wife’s lover while the woman and her lover were in a room at her father’s house.

The Benue Police Command on Friday arraigned the suspect, one Abunde Goja, 32, who allegedly killed his ex-wife’s lover.

Goja was charged with conspiracy, culpable homicide and membership of unlawful society before a Makurdi Upper Area Court.

The Prosecutor, Inspector Veronica Shaagee, said that Goja attacked and killed Mr. Terdoo Shitov of Judges Quarters, Makurdi,

She said that the murder occurred in the ex-wife’s father’s house.

Shaagee said that Goja, a resident of Achusa, Makurdi, conspired with several others and attached Shitov with machete and acid.

She told the court that the case was transferred from B Division Police Station, Makurdi, to the state Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department on January 7.

“While she (Goja’s ex-wife) was in her room with her boyfriend, Terdoo Shitov, in her father’s house, her ex-husband, Bunde Goja, conspired with his cult members now at large and attacked and ‘macheted’ Terdoo Shitov to death and also poured acid on his head.”

The prosecutor said that the accused was arrested during Police investigation and that he confessed to committing the crime.

She said that a machete stained with blood, a plank, an axe, an acid rubber container and a blood-stained cloth were recovered from the scene of the crime.

Shaagee said that investigation into the matter was still ongoing, and requested for an adjournment to enable the Police to complete it.

She said the offences contravened Section 97, 222 of the Penal Code, Law of Benue, 2004, and Section 11(2) of the Abduction, Hostage- Taking, Kidnapping, Secret Cult and Similar Activities Prohibition Law, 2017.

The court did not take the plea of the accused due to want of jurisdiction.

The Magistrate, Mrs. Fatima Akintomide, ordered that Goja be kept at the Federal Medium Prison, Makurdi, and adjourned the case to February 15 for further mention.

Gist from Gistmore - https://gistmore.com/benue-man-allegedly-pours-acid-on-ex-wifes-lover-stabs-him-to-death
I think the capital of Benue should be changed to manslaughter
Education › Re: Update: Teacher Suspended Over Disturbing Photo Of Black Pupils Allocated A Tabl by brainhgeek(m): 3:25pm On Jan 10, 2019
soberdrunk:
What if the white kids are the victims? angry
Does that exonerate the teacher from being suspended? Must anybody be a victim of racism because of their skin color? White, yellow or black, nobody should be an outcast. We are all citizens of the world
Politics › Re: Father Begs Ba-Ana, His Boko Haram Son To Do Surrender (Photos) by brainhgeek(m): 4:43pm On Jan 09, 2019
Racoon:
You born & bred a son who was so captivated by religious extremism to even embrace BH & you're talking this shitcrap? You will be his next target.

Someone said "Any fight against BH is a war against the north." So any fight by BH is a fight for the course of the core north.
I hate this administration but I hate fake news equally. Lets chase buhari out but not with fake pictures sir.
Sports › Re: "Lionel Messi Will Never Be A Leader" - Diego Maradona by brainhgeek(m): 8:43pm On Jan 08, 2019
Starboytwo:
Of course we know nah....everyone knew Javier macherano is the real commander in chief of the argentine national team,messi jus dey wear armband....


Ororo is the greatest...even while injured at the final of the Euro 16,he almost turned Coach....

Long live Ororo the GOAT...
In as much as I prefer Ronaldo (personal likeness and opinion), Messi is equally a monster of a player. Its is unfortunate for other players to have both Messi and Ronaldo in a generation. There are just 3 players; Ronaldo, Messi and the rest
Family › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets (4 Boys) After Years Of Childlessness (Photos) by brainhgeek(m): 2:55pm On Jan 08, 2019
God be praised! but respect the babies na. put something on them. They are humans too. haba!
Car Talk › Re: Byton's M-byte Is The 1st Production Car To Have A Touchscreen On Steering Wheel by brainhgeek(m): 1:53pm On Jan 08, 2019
Airbag nko?......safety before fancy
Sports › Re: Rohr Earns $55,000 Monthly, Says NFF (photo) by brainhgeek(m): 8:03am On Jan 08, 2019
Then how much is NFF president earning?
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe 41st Birthday Party In Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada (Photos) by brainhgeek(m): 7:49pm On Jan 07, 2019
Is this not the borrow-pose woman?
Business › Re: Keystone Bank Introduces ‘Zero Data’ Mobile Banking App by brainhgeek(m): 4:08pm On Jan 07, 2019
chiboy1116:
how much gtb de collect....I wan close that account sef....fidelity na scam ...big scam......72naira for every mobile transfer .
It's small. I hardly notice sef. i think its #10 or less.

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