Righteousness22 how far?
Did Timaya shave the demons off his head?

I don't like El-Rufai but on this one, good one by El-Rufai!
Those criticising his action are those who have never been to the North.
I did my NYS in the north and I can tell you that more than 700 people come to the local government Secretariat to collect salary at the end of every month.
Go there after salaries have been paid and you'll see less than 50 people at work.
It's really very bad and it takes someone with a lot of guts to deal with the situation.

Ibadanpikin:
I am a 31 year old man i have never been in a relationship with any lady talkless of sex. I stammered a litttle bit so i find it very hard to toast a lady. Any time i try talking to a girl i begin to stammer and my heart beats fast, its so embarrassing, some of my friends think i am impotent or gay.
How will i marry, guys how do u do it?

Forget about you being a stammerer.
In fact, some girls find stammering very sexy, so long your pocket isn't stammering as well.
Just make money, I mean plenty of it and when you speak to any lady, your voice will sound smoother than Kiss Daniel's.

HRSweetness:


LOL. You might as well blame Lalasticlala

Oh no!
Not me!!
You want me to dare someone who commands creeping and biting things?
Let me stay behind my curtains first.
I dey come.

Why would the CEO of NECO not be a mallam? Don't you know that we are living in a Fulani republic?
Watch as they kick him out and replace him with a mallam.

the mantra on the lips of every sensible person outside the Fulani republic now should be "we want out of this scam called Nigeria! We want out!! We want out!!!"
#UNDRIP
#DrAugustaAnosike

HRSweetness:


Yes, Trump shouldn't be spared as well.

You're right, you know.
This is all Desmond Elliot's fault!

No surprises.
I would've been surprised if he announced Chigozie Babalola as the DG.
In fact, I would have consulted all the consultables if that happened.
But with this announcement, it's 95 %ers all the way.
Las Las, we'll all be alright.

#UNDRIP all the way!!
#DrAugustaAnosike

I expected this to be something easy.
I can't believe no one is getting the correct answer.

MaDaRa01:
Lazy youths......

Very simple riddle, but una no go apply simple logic....

You currently have 10 boxes of gold( 1 every birthday you celebrate)... Then that means you are yet to celebrate your 11th birthday.... You could be 10yrs (12-n)month, where n is any integer(1 to 11)....

The age of someone is a whole number of years.
If you're 12 this year, you remain 12 until your next birthday.

HRSweetness:
Who should be blamed here? The state governor? NLC? The heartless nurses? Who

I think it's best if we blame Jonathan.
What do you think?

fijabs:
Good evening, please i want you guys to suggest a business I can start with five hundred thousand naira, presently I do e hailing business with my car but the income is no more enough after getting married, my wife is still in school and my baby has started creche, besides I thought about my old age, I can't continue driving for a living, please help your brother.

Use the money to carry 1.5 odds consecutively for 30 days and you'll make 95.8755 billion naira.
After that, you don't need to work anymore.
Just sit back, relax and enjoy for the rest of your life.

Na play oo

AVOID GAMBLING WITH EVERYTHING IN YOU BEING

Me sef fit tap business idea from this your thread oo.

#WeMove

We know the game.
Money is not flowing.
Threaten to impeach the Senate President.
The presidency still wants him there.
Bags of money will exchange hands.
Case is closed.

33Solomonf:
I just received this SMS from navy pls how real is this SMS?

If you applied, go for the training.
The website joinnigeriannavy.com is genuine.
To check its authenticity, visit the official website of the Nigerian Navy www.navy.mil.ng and click on "join the Navy."
You'll be redirected to joinnigeriannavy.com

You check if your name is on this list here

https://joinnigeriannavy.com/successful-candidates/

Good luck.

Vaughanlanrewaj:

Thank God for the Buhari administration. This is the same ship that was decommissioned 10 years ago during the locust thieving PDP/ GEJ administration when oil price was doing fine. It was the time the GEJ administration handed over the management of our waterways to Tompolo. Smh.
May God bless PMB. May God bless Nigeria my fatherland.

I visited your site freestuffsng hoping to see "sense" listed.
I wanted to get a little for you but it's not there.
I guess sense is too expensive for you to acquire.
Common sense is not common after all.

checkolatunji:
Hello Peeps

Are you in need of a job?

Are you are a DevOps Engineer?

Would you like a remote job?(US)

Do you have a working computer?

Can you work anytime of the day?

If your answers are yes to these questions, check my signature.

%100 Legit

I checked your signature.
All I see is bringing iTunes cards of $200, buying & selling BTC & RMB.
Is that what's gonna make me money?

The paragon that I know is in the UK.
Except if they've opened an office in Lagos.

momodub:
Hummm for who get job abi, lagosians work 100 hours a week majority doing nothing lol

Truth.
An average Legosian wakes up by 4am, leaves home by 5am latest, closes from work by 6pm, gets home by 9pm, sleeps earliest by 10:30pm.
Now, let's calculate:
4 am to 9pm = 17 hours daily!
That's 102 hours in a 6-day week.
#wemove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NnamdiN:
African finance summit in France
Bunch of jokers

I tire oo!
So there's no place in Africa, including the giant of Africa, to hold a summit for Africa?
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

blamingthedevil:
"UK is expensive abeg. Imagine charging my Naija homeboy N270k a month for this face_Me &_face_You with shared toilet and bathroom. The Landlady said no roommate is allowed or girlfriend living with you. Also this 5kg gas [Camera via@ValiantNig,] is N1,800 in Lagos but N18k in the UK"


https://mobile.twitter.com/OvieNews/status/1380899354576359430

#270, 000/month for face-me-I-face-you.
#18, 000 for 5kg gas.
I didn't know Nigeria has colonized UK that they're now using naira as their currency.
This is good news oo.
Where is abeg?
Time to holla@ your darling daddy to update his CV in case his ear is still paining him.

DICKstractor:



You must be 5years old.
Both parents gives you a box of gold each in every birthday

Not the correct answer.
My parents give me one box of gold on each birthday.

gaius01:


The word parents was used that means a dad and a mum.

2*1O = 2O !
I hope I get it !

No, you didn't.
Maybe you should try again.

Augla1:
10 boxes on your shelf while what your parent gives you is box of gold

I receive a box of gold on every birthday. And I currently have 10 boxes of gold.

Every year I celebrate my birthday, my parents give me a box of gold as a present.
There are currently 10 boxes of gold in my shelf.
No box has been stolen or taken away.
My parents never forget to give me a gold box on any of my birthdays.
None of my birthdays have been skipped since I was born.

But I am not 10 years old.

How is that possible?

Ben13 & dani1luv do you know the answer?

paulolee:

them never even start.. na dt UCL final go worst pass because going by what I saw Chelsea did yesterday, I trust pep to beat them well..
azin city go beat Chelsea and win ball possession all tru d game, I keep telling blind Chelsea fans dt tuchel n his boys are just on form but city have better players, an effective style n more scoring players than Chelsea dts always waiting for werner n ziyect to score after missing 5 chances.
CNT wait for dt final, make I rush go stake city to win before their odds go drop pass naira..

Check the odd for "home to win from behind" and thank me later.
My prediction is that Chelsea will lead City at some point (they'll probably get the first goal) but City will win the match.

MARSHALDEMSA202:
Good morning NL, please help.
Which of these jobs is more stronger in terms of pay and less stress.
1. Efcc and NPA(AP Moller)

By pay, you mean remuneration (salaries + allowances) or entire proceeds (remuneration + others)?

If the latter is your idea of pay, then God help your soul.
If the earlier is what you mean, then God help your soul.
If you mean both, then God help your soul.

Anyway, after you've chosen one, I won't mind having the other.

Another thread to argue about religion.
Let me just be reading comments.

Just a little tip from me to you though.

There are two categories of worshippers:

1: those who worship the true God and
2: those who worship the religion God.

Just one small advice on this beautiful sunny Sunday.

Worship wisely and have peace for your soul.

Ok..
Now it's confirmed that Nigeria's presidency is not the only humans with inherent stupidity.
I've always known that Turkey is a fanatical racist society.
What I didn't know is that they have a stupid president as well.

I was known for being the president's son.




E shock you?

You know say na joke na..
So are most of the comments you have read and those you'll read after mine.
Anyway, the truth is that I'm here to read comments from those who went to school.
As for me, I didn't go to school.
I just got an education.
During that period, I was known for dragging babes with my lecturers and I nearly got into trouble because of that.

Leicester City have won their first FA Cup title after finishing four times as runners up in 1948–49, 1960–61, 1962–63, 1968–69.
Youri Tielemans' 63rd minute goal was enough to beat Chelsea to the title.
Congratulations to Iheanacho and Ndidi.

Cc
semid4lyfe, honeric01

Let's celebrate these guys.

ogayoungboss:

We appreciate your interest in Custodian Investment Plc.

Your application for the post of FINANCIAL ADVISOR/ CUSTOMER SERVICE OFFICER has been processed and you have been shortlisted for oral interview. The details is as follows:

Date: Monday,17/05/2021

Time: 8am prompt.

Venue: 27, Commercial Avenue, Sabo, Yaba. (Head Office Annex)

Dress Code: Corporate

Come with a copy of your CV.

If you are outside Lagos, reply this mail OUTSIDELAG - your location. Don't bother to come for the interview. Provision shall be made for you to be interviewed in our office close to you.

You people should be using Google once in a while and stop bordering us with useless topics.
A simple Google search would have told you that the company is very legit and almost a household name.

michaelpop50:


Check that your friend well, them born am between May 22nd to June 20. Na lienus pikin for heaven, Gemini

Abi oo.
I go check am well we'll the next time I see am.