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Politics / Re: Cross River High Court Bars Secondus From Acting As PDP Chairman by BrainSanitizer: 7:15am On Aug 28, 2021
fergie001:
Tonye, as a PDP man at least the best we know.....Can a Ward Executive Committee expel the National Chairman of the PDP?


Another doc don show
Yes, they can.
There's nothing like national register in any political party. Every party member registers in his/her ward.
Unfortunately, people don't know the power that ward party chairmen wield.
Once your ward EXCO says you are no longer worthy to be a member of their party, you are in very deep shiiiiitttt!!
You can not be a national chairman if you are not a party member.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Announcement Causes Man Utd Website To Crash As Deal Is Agre by BrainSanitizer: 9:40pm On Aug 27, 2021
I started loving football because CR7 plays the game.
If Exeter city has the means to afford CR7, I'll port to become an Exeter city fan immediately.
It's not about where, it's all about who!
CR7 gives me joy.
The best of Messi is still worse than the worst of Ronaldo.
Take me to court and I'll say it even louder!
Cristiano Ronaldo makes football looks so easy to play,
goals so easy to score!
You can argue the much you want, but it's either CR7 or no one.
He's simply the best.
Welcome back home, the legend!
#GGMU

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Shatters Messi's Transfer Announcement Record On Twitter (Pix) by BrainSanitizer: 7:56pm On Aug 27, 2021
Davash222:
Presently, Ronaldo is bigger and greater than Manure and Ole, Why stoop so low



Manure is dead and gone, and there's nothing Ronaldo or anyone can do to revive a dead club!

I hereby donate a carton of sniper.
Don't worry, for you it's free shipping.
Just confirm location.
Over and out!
Crime / Re: Olusegun Akinlade ‘Shadow Walker’ Indicted For Wire Fraud by BrainSanitizer: 6:57pm On Aug 27, 2021
Hush baby
Let me tell you something oo
I wanna tell you something ooo
Shadow walker on the beat oo.
Let celebrate him oo

Hope ogbeni shadow didn't buy ashoebi oo
Foreign Affairs / Re: IS-K: Profile Of World's Deadliest Terror Group Behind Kabul Attack (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 6:28pm On Aug 27, 2021
By the time the US begin to act part two of this drama, even the Taliban go shock.
I still believe that the US has a hand in the airport bombing.
Everyone knows the Taliban is a terror group. Everyone knows ISIS-K is a terror group. Everyone believes it.
But only a few people actually believe that the CIA is the deadliest of them terror groups in the world.
Take it or leave it, America didn't want to dishonour the pull out agreement that was in place. They only needed reason to go back to Afghanistan and produce more ruins.
Now they'll got a perfect reason!
No where in the world has it ever been heard that killing Americans go unpunished.
Now, they killed soldiers!
The thing that will hit Afghanistan will be mighty, very mighty!!
I'll keep.my fingers crossed.
Patiently waiting for season 2.

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Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw On 26th August 2021 by BrainSanitizer: 7:35pm On Aug 26, 2021
Gdskillful:
Group A: Man City, PSG, RB Leipzig, Club Bruges


Group B: Atletico Madrid, Liverpool, Porto, AC Milan

Group C: Sporting Lisbon, Borussia Dortmund, Ajax,
Besiktas

Group D: Real Madrid, Inter Milan, Shakhtar Donetsk, Sheriff
Tiraspol

Group E: Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Benfica, Dynamo Kyiv

Group F: Villarreal, Man Utd, Atalanta, Young Boys

Group G: Lille, Sevilla, Salzburg, Wolfsburg

Group H: Chelsea, Juventus, Zenit, Malmo
What a wonderful draw!
I can't wait to see Villarreal collecting the goals Man utd couldn't score in the Europa league final.
E go shock them!
#GGMU

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Properties / Re: Agents And Landlords Exploit House Seekers In Lagos by BrainSanitizer: 6:22pm On Aug 26, 2021
vikiphy89:

Whats the total package of selfcon at egbeda
You'll have to contact an agent there, go to the location and Inspect the house yourself.
On the average, you can get a good self con for 250k total. Annual rent @150k. It can be more or less depending on location (proximity to the road, condition of the house, situation of power supply, history of the house, etc)

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Properties / Re: Agents And Landlords Exploit House Seekers In Lagos by BrainSanitizer: 4:56pm On Aug 26, 2021
pocohantas:
Must we go through agents to rent/buy properties?

The ones in Lagos collect 10% of the rent. I have even heard of some that negotiated their charges and it was above 10%. Some of them inflate the cost of the property. Some rent one apartment out to multiple people. They charge inspection fees and the annoying part is that they sometimes end up taking you to an abysmal or totally different property.

Are there landlords here that rent out their properties without using agents? How has it been?
Unfortunately, in Lagos!
Some house owners become agent to their own house.
I once rented an apartment in Egbeda.
After paying the total package - annual rent + agency fee + agreement fee, I later discovered that my landlord is both the house owner, the agent and provided the agreement.
The greed in Lagos is on level 19.

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Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria To Start Production Of Airplanes Before 2023 by BrainSanitizer: 12:03pm On Aug 26, 2021
Good.
Please they should make it earlier so that they can manufacture a jet to give Buhari as a parting gift in 2023 because only him and his people fit travel inside made in Nigeria plane.
Career / Re: N15,000 Salary In Ibadan Or N10,000 Salary In Osun? by BrainSanitizer: 5:41pm On Aug 25, 2021
Wife material.
If you know you know.

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Webmasters / Re: Onlyfans Reverses Ban On Sexually Explicit Content by BrainSanitizer: 5:22pm On Aug 25, 2021
fasho01:
Be like say na only me no know wetin all the fuss about this only fans is
I dey here oo.
In fact, I wanted to check it out and what it is all about. But when I saw adult content, I know na pricckk and totoo matter.
My data is not for nonsense.

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Politics / Re: Soludo Insists Anambra Too Complex For WAEC Holders To Govern by BrainSanitizer: 6:38am On Aug 25, 2021
Mandela89:
Is well
No, it is not well at all!!!
Sports / Re: Arsenal, Man City, PSG... 5 Top Clubs That Have Never Won The UCL by BrainSanitizer: 9:36pm On Aug 24, 2021
I heard that Arsenal wants to sell their trophy cabinet.
Who else heard this news abeg?
Politics / Re: Ganduje Visits Olu Of Warri, Ogiame Atuwatse III (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 6:43am On Aug 24, 2021
Asgard73:
Wetin Ganduje think he’s doing?

Maybe.. business partners

APC vice presidential candidate, 2023
Politics / Re: Ortom, Makinde In Delta For Burial Of Okowa’s Father (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 9:17pm On Aug 21, 2021
Asquare84:
Not a single project commission by ortom in benue state. He use fulani herdsmen as a basis for under performance. Who did benue state this kind thing.
When I asked him, he said he's not a commissioner to commission anything.
He said he is an elected governor and his job is to govern and not to commission.
Shey you get me now
That man called Ortom is the greatest emotional scammer of all times.

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Politics / Re: Gumi Berates Politicians For Attending Buhari Son's Wedding In Private Jets by BrainSanitizer: 8:29pm On Aug 21, 2021
Gumi for President


















































































































...of the Islamic caliphate of Arewa.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Fighters Set Woman On Fire For Bad Cooking, Use Girls As Sex Slaves by BrainSanitizer: 7:50pm On Aug 21, 2021
Fahdiga:
All thanks to Islam. Pls who can lecture me on any usefulness of this religion
It sends people to meet their creator more quickly thereby freeing them from the miseries of this sinful world.
And if you die fighting for Allah, you head straight to paradise to enjoy your 72 virgins till eternity.
Please who knows whether the female terrorists who die for Allah also get an allocation of some virgin dic¢€ks on arrival?
I'm curious.

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Why Tinubu May Look Elsewhere by BrainSanitizer: 7:26pm On Aug 21, 2021
So BAT has another meaning?
I thought it was an animal that flies and the abbreviation represents British American Tobacco.
Anyway, what do I know.
A cow sounds Muuuu.
We got a Muh.
Now they want to package a BAT for us.
Must we agree that we are truly a zoo?
Who do us this thing abeg?
Oh sense!
Why hasn't thou forsaken us?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why Was I Not Picked For This Job? by BrainSanitizer: 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2021
Mode4:


If what you are saying is true, then what's the essence of making us go through the rigorous interview process if they won't do it based on merit?
Merit has so many meanings, especially in Nigeria.
Which of the meanings are you using?
Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2021
Ladylawyer:

My dear, no matter how you see it, calling out this man is totally wrong. This is blackmail.

I thought blackmailers keep secrets and collect money from their victims?
How does revealing what is troubling her mind translate to blackmail please?
I'll only reason the blackmail angle if she comes out again to say that she said those things under the influence of alcohol or something like "someone paid me to tarnish Suleiman's image".
Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 3:04pm On Aug 21, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
Was this necessary? Okay, now that you have confessed, of what use is this information to us?

You had sex with him, enjoyed it and even got compensated for the time well spent. A few years after, you decided to confess your sins and seek restitution from God and the face of men after you have enjoyed all the sex styles available.

I am still trying to understand what the essence of your interview is. Abeg, rest. sad




Luke 8:17.
Religion / Re: Chioma Ifemeludike: "I Slept With Apostle Suleman Twice For Money” (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2021
Typical.
A man who is ready to sell his image for money.
How people still listen to AJS after he asked to be paid in order for his image to be tarnished defines an entirely new level of people's gullibility.
This man is definitely not an apostle of Jesus Christ.
Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham: My Main Striker Should Come From Africa – Mourinho by BrainSanitizer: 9:56am On Aug 21, 2021
Karlovych:
But St Kitts is not in Africa, that was the point I was trying to make.

No, it isn't.
But Kittitians of African descent have African blood flowing in them.
From what I read in the post, that's what matters to Mourinho.

The former Tottenham manager who discloses that using strikers with African blood had been his lucky charm said that such players have aided in his winning trophies as a manager.
Sports / Re: Tammy Abraham: My Main Striker Should Come From Africa – Mourinho by BrainSanitizer: 9:43am On Aug 21, 2021
Karlovych:
grin grin
Drogba- Ivory Coast
Eto'o- Cameroon
Abraham- Nigeria
McCarthy- South Africa
Rashford- ??
Majority of the people of Saint Kitts are of African descent.
At least that's where his ancestry is traced to.
I'm sure Mourinho has some information about the lad that doesn't show up in his online profiles.
Business / Re: CBN To Block Bank Accounts Of 18 Companies (Full List) by BrainSanitizer: 9:33am On Aug 21, 2021
The blocking continues.
Anyway, I am not even surprised.
They'll block oxygen from reaching us if they know how to.
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With My Colleague's Ex by BrainSanitizer: 10:02am On Aug 20, 2021
Abbey117:
There is this lady who recently joined our organization. She caught my attention but I wanted to take things slow. Later I got to know that my other colleague at work had already spoken to this lady and they had been having serious romance. I had to cut off every affections though the lady in question and I later became best friends.

Fast forward to the present day, they broke up and the babe had been trying to gather herself. I cunningly asked her if she could work things out with the guy but she bluntly said no.

The issue here now is that I've been developing serious affection for her again though during our chats before their breakup I had told her I developed feelings for her but my other colleague was faster than I in approaching her of which she said I should have told her about it.

This lady ticks every boxes I want in a woman.

Kindly advice me...
Office romance is top of my list of "things never to do in life."
Look somewhere else.

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Crime / Re: Man Caught Sleeping With His Sister In Benue (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 9:57am On Aug 20, 2021
janetakan:



With your username, one will expect a sensible comment from you but... Some Nigerians of these days in an attempt to sound open-minded and exposed think anything goes.

This is a big sin even in the eyes of God.

What is not good is bad! Okay?
Maybe if you read my comment with understanding, you'd have realized I didn't endorse the act. I only condemned the action of parading them nakedd before the community.
Except you are saying it is not a sin for people to gather and watch nakedd people?
Couldn't the cleansing or whatever ritual be done in a shrine or somewhere else with fewer people who must be there?
Would you have gone to look at nakedd people if you were in that community?
Crime / Re: Man Caught Sleeping With His Sister In Benue (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 7:34am On Aug 20, 2021
Useless community people.
Why allow other community members to look at their nakednesssz!
What about all their brothers, sisters, cousins, aunt's, uncles, nephews that are in the crowd?
Do they even know how many erections of both di¢€k and clit + pu$$ea wetness are going on as the crowd watch?
Isn't that a taboo as well? A brother feasting on the nakednessszz of a sister and getting an erection which may lead to masturbation!
What if the man has a big di¢€k that ladies in the crowd covet? They then get horneee and next thing is a cucumber in action!
Las Las, the kind of pu$$ea that will chase after the big di¢€k for a f4¢k, and the number of dii¢ks that will beg to have a dip into that black and curvy girl's probably hairy pu$$ea can only be imagined.
Common sense is truly not common!
Science/Technology / Re: World’s Worst Ever Zoo Attacks As Bears, Tigers& Gorillas Attack People(Pix) by BrainSanitizer: 8:45pm On Aug 19, 2021
Righteousness2:
In the Beginning, Man had Full Dominion over all the Lions, tigers, elephants, gorillas and other Creatures. Infact Adam, our Forefather was the one that Gave names to them all. The Orginal creation plan was lost when man disobeyed GOD by eating from the Forbidden tree.

When Man sinned against GOD, He lost Dominion over these Creatures, Infact the some of the Creatures began to harm man.

Glory to GOD, After the Rapture and Great Tribulation, we will be coming back here for the Millienium reign with Christ. That Orginal plan of Total Dominion over these creatures will be Fully accomplished.

If you Desire to be a Part of the Glorious Millienium reign with Christ here on Earth, then you need to Submit to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, live according to His Commandments and Live Ready for the Rapture of the Church, which is set to Happen Soonest.

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Crime / Re: Nine Suspected Cultists Arrested In Oyo During Handover Ceremony by BrainSanitizer: 7:29pm On Aug 19, 2021
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Politics / Re: I Will Not Exit Government As A Failure - Buhari by BrainSanitizer: 7:06pm On Aug 19, 2021
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If not that I don't insult leaders, I'd have said someone has started reasoning like a cow.
But I won't say it because that someone is some people's darling darling.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan Protests Spread In Early Challenge To Taliban by BrainSanitizer: 5:26pm On Aug 19, 2021
Samunique:
This is the difference between the Arabs and naija people.

If it was naija, the highest things we'll do are, to attack ourselves tribally on nairaland and other social media platforms, las las, we'll make jokes and comedies out of the situation and we move on. undecided while the minority oppress us.

Chai,who do us this na ? undecided

Less than 10% of our population has been oppressing us since God knows when, and up till now we still remain docile !!! undecided

We like to "leave things in God's hands".

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