The plotters have started the plotting.
All because of the soul of my dear country Nigeria.
Well...
2023 will go down in history.
Either we remain as a country or we get a divorce and end this toxic marriage called a country remains fairly unpredictable.
One thing however is certain...
Whether Nigeria or its resulting separate republics, we will have a president or presidents and not just presidency.
Let the gaming continue.

The urgent 2K species thrive because some men are urgent idiots.
The next time they pick you as a source for urgent 2k, make sure you ask for urgent 2 rounds.
After all, urgent financial help deserves an urgent konjicial help.
Help na help.
..and 1k/round is a fair bargain even for a 2 seconds g.

A necessary evil.
God help the world!

abercrombie:
Like the topic says, this lady and I have been dating for a year now, and we are both in our final year due to my expertise in withdrawal method i always stay focused when about to cum, we had our last sex on 18 of july. Just a months back after we went for semester break,she called that's she feeling uneasy and that her breast is getting bigger.

To cut the story..... that' she's pregnant and she won't abort anything, me as a street wise already know where she's driving at "Marriage Talks"

But she later called and apologize yesterday that she is testing and trying to see if I would deny or start avoiding her,in my mind have already broke up with her.

So guys what do you think she's up to,I need some mature advice and contribution

Mod please move it to front page

Here is a lil advice for you boy...
Füçk the hell outta her but this time, get her pregnant for real.
You'll see whether she really wants to settle down with you.
Disclaimer:
My fingers have a mind of their own, hence I am not responsible for whatever they type.

Ernestforyou:
What business can you invest 2m in Lagos Nigeria and make a profit of at least 20k per day ?

Invest #2m and receive #50k every day for 37 days non-stop.
Ts & C's apply.

Fahdiga:
Crocodile tears. As if he didn't know they were living there in the first place. This picture made me remember how I shed tears when I saw millions of Yorubas in Benin Republic IDP back then. I wept like a baby uncontrollably and I pray it doesn't happen again

Those tears aren't even up to the crocodile level.
Lizard tears are all I can imagine.
Nonsense and ingredients.

PAWG:



Okay



…and how is the place?

The best way to get reliable information is to visit the office and ask your questions.
Whatever anyone tells you here would be based on personal viewpoints which most times are influenced by encounters which may not be a characteristically defining feature of the organization.
The only thing I can tell you is that they are very well organized and gender biased.
Most things they do, if not all, are designed to favour the feminine gender.
I wouldn't say they are entirely feminists, but you know how such places can be, don't you.
So I suggest you go to their office and get first hand information from them.
Good luck.

Me!

Dr Linda Ayade.

Ok.
Up next...

Meet five Nigerian housewives who are males.
Stay tuned.

Valueless!
Whether big nyash, small nyash, black nyash, white nyash, fallen boobs, pointed boobs, big boobs, small boobs, wide hole, tight hole, bushy punna, bald punna, big clit, small clit, fat clit, flacid clit, pink lips, black lips, large eyes, small eyes...
There's only one end to a man...
CUM!
I wonder why we give ourselves trouble drooling over these kind of nonsense.

Good one by the ultimate commander.
Except that I don't see how he's going to do that.
Here is why.
He is not among the 10 richest wrestlers in the world.
The poorest in that category is Chris Jericho with a net worth of $18 million.
Let's assume that our dear ultimate commander is at number 11.
Let's even assume that he is worth $18 million (we know his net worth is actually less than$18 million).
At the prevailing exchange rate of 411.41 naira to a dollar, $18 million is equivalent to 7,407,000,000 naira (7.4 billion naira).
If this entire amount is divided among 1 million people, each person will receive a paltry sum of 7,407 naira.
I doubt if giving someone 7,407 naira can be called "empowerment" or whether that sum is enough to buy tools and equipment as stated in the post.
From this analysis, it is clear that even if he gives out his entire wealth, he cannot empower 1 million people.
Partnering with Jack Rich is a great idea, except that I also don't believe that Jack Rich is rich enough to fund that kind of programme.
Except they're planning to lobby financial organizations to give loans and/or grants to people.

Theicecode:
I wonder how you type without using your brain, where did they indicate that he was shot by a Nigerian?

I think you should look up the word "probably".
It has a meaning.

Man's quest for dominance over the woman has come to stay.
Feminism has come to stay.
Religion has come to stay.
Stupidity has come to stay.
Heat this and hear it clearly...
There must always be an imbalance in the universe.
That is how the universe keeps working.
If equality in anything is achieved, then there'd be astral equilibrium and the universe stands still.
That will never happen.
Whether we like it or not, there are women who rule over men just as there are men who rule over women.
There arise a problem when there's a collision between a man who wants to rule and a woman who wants to rule.
Then tension builds, emotions are stretched and energy is radiated into the universe.
Every being in the universe loves power. From the highest supreme being (God) to the lowest in the chain of being (minerals).
Power drunkenness is a characteristics of beings in the universe irrespective of gender.
I have always told people the simple truth:
Just do what works for you.
There are men who are married to core and fanatical feminists and they're living fine without anyone even knowing about it.
It's just what works for them.
If you can't live with them, move on and find someone who accepts what works for you.
There's someone for everyone no matter what they believe in.
It's called LIFE!

Beebah2000:
you can think whatever you wanna think about me....!! I don't give a fúck.....!!!
I know me. You can't judge me through my comments, okay?

I'm not surprised that you are reacting this way.

Time registered: 21 July, 2021.

My dear, this is Nairaland.
Just read comments, make your own comments, catch the cruise and move on to the next topic.
It's called the online madness!
Even the devil can give you a powerful sermon here.
Separate the mind offline from the mind online.
That way, you'll enjoy the forum more.

earthsync:
I hate this forum sometimes. The way some people just type some things you'd begin to wonder if such thing came from their brains. You'd be reading their comments cringing. Jesus Christ!

Then it's time for you to take a break.
Come back when you are ready to read anything here with the mind of here.
If you take Nairaland comments seriously, then prepare to go crazy in no time.
As for me, I just use this forum to get information quickly, and to catch cruise as I read those comments.
Trust me, most people don't mean what they type. They just type!

thorpido:
Can't imagine Messi wearing a jersey that is not no 10.

Only the real GOAT gets his number anywhere he goes.
And that number is 7!!

allwell51:
Mother of woman who left her husband to marry their pastor speaks.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSZVkeFNYUO/?utm_medium=copy_link

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e7Bz-sHwfE

The mother of Tina Adeeyo, the new wife of Pastor Moses Adeeyo, General Overseer of World Bank Assembly, has spoken about her daughter's recent marriage.

She explained that her daughter's first husband, Bright Ben, didn't pay bride price when he married her daughter 12 years ago, despite doing the traditional marriage and church wedding.

She also referred to her daughter with her new husband's name, "Tina Adeeyo".

Tina and Pastor Moses Adeeyo for married on Sunday, August 8, 2021.

Mummy G.O.
Granny G.O.
Issorait.

nairavsdollars:
Church and Shrine

= Churine

Sirtee19:
How come that ayade have b.sc in 1988 and m.sc in 1980? This did not add up. When did he graduated from secondary school that he has m.sc in 1980.

It was a typo by the op.
He received his BSc in 1988, MSc in 1990, PhD in 1994, MBA in 2002 & LLB in 2010.
@Samueloamen
Please correct the date for Ayade's MSc in your post.

SenatePresdo:
If not that Messi is Humble and Loyal unlike Ronaldo, Barca would have lost him Years Ago.

Messi Should leave Barcelona, they can't blackmail him to extend his contract.

This a situation where I would love the likes of Ronaldo, Neymar or Even Pogba.

Messi is a Simp

Nonetheless, he's my GOAT.

Continue speaking from both sides of your mouth.
We all know who the real G.O.A.T. is
CR7 to the world

Chukwute:
A yet to be identified Lagos bolt driver made a video of a slay queen who couldn’t pay for her ride of because her boyfriend who is supposed to pay suddenly stopped picking calls.

The scene between the lady and bolt driver attracted a passerby who tried to resolve the matter amicably between both parties but could not.

According to the lady warning not to be recorded, she said she is a video vixen and people know her a lot. She told the peacemaker that she only needed the driver to calm down for her boyfriend to pick the call and do a transfer.

On his part, the driver said he had ended the trip and another rider has requested him but the boyfriend has refused to pick calls.

He said, “It is better for everybody to know what is happening because when they say, they say bolt drivers are rude.

”When I pick a rider, a rider pays me and comes down from my car. Am not to be bothered if a boyfriend or someone is not picking call.

“I ended her trip at 10 o’clock and waited 30mins before taking any action and this is already to eleven.

She refused when the cab man suggested that she should drop a valuable that she can collect back when her boyfriend pays for the trip.

Towards the end of the video, he requested for her phone but she held on tightly to it.

Watch the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuKMmJ43VEU

Source: https://focusnaija.com.ng/2021/08/02/lagos-bolt-driver-makes-video-of-slay-queen-because-boyfriend-supposed-to-pay-suddenly-stopped-picking-calls/

Nonsense!
Video vixen without �.
That whorrre is broke physically, spiritually and otherwise.
So she doesn't even have a dime in her own account to transfer then collect from her stupid boyfriend later?
Oh what a world!

Extramarital Sex. Extramarital Sex. Extramarital Sex.
Theft. Theft. Theft.
Extortion. Extortion. Extortion.
Lies. Lies. Lies.
Idolatry. Idolatry. Idolatry.
Covetousness. Covetousness. Covetousness.
Envy. Envy. Envy.
Backbiting. Backbiting. Backbiting.
Jealousy. Jealousy. Jealousy.
Anger. Anger. Anger.
Slander. Slander. Slander.
False doctrine. False doctrine. False doctrine.
"Pastorianity". "Pastorianity". "Pastorianity".
Greed. Greed. Greed.
Selfishness. Selfishness. Selfishness.

Check thou thoroughly thyself
That thou mayest not be in any of those
Or any other iniquity that the Lord God forbade
For the shaking is at hand
And the shaking shall be great

Oh sons of men!
Be warned!!

FutureIsFemale:
This gender sef. Flogging would not solve the problem. Cut the st.upid dicck off.

Would you like a deek peppersoup?

Righteousness2:
My GOD! My LORD!
I Fear GOD Afresh...

Friends and foes, These are not mere happenings!
These are Heavenly Fearful signs and Sights to the Earth Inhabitants
We are at the End of the End of times.
This Ship is Sinking!! JESUS only is the Means of Safety and Salvation.
Come into a relationship with KING JESUS so as to be Saved from what is Coming.

Maybe it's because the Chinese don't believe in Jesus Christ?
What do you think?

DrBrainstorm:
OP like how much this one go cost?

$5 million dollars
















































































That the seller will pay the buyer.

ceevee2003:
Hi all, I need your advice. I work for an online university that pays USD equivalent 230,000 as per today's aboki exchange rate. Now, just recently my immediate supervisor was sacked and replaced by an Indian lady who is making the work so difficult to the extent that I hate remembering work. I have been in this job for close to 5 years and I have never felt this bad about the job. Right now I feel like quitting and focusing on my other hustle, although this will mean halving my monthly income. Anyone with a similar experience to share, or advice to give?

If you are having a hard time meeting up the expectations of your new boss, then your former boss had overlooked your incompetencies.
Just sit up, give the job all you can and even more.
Your new boss will like you and you'll grow.
But if you ain't cut out for that kinda stuff, just quit and start afresh.
I have a friend who desires to be a lazy millionaire.
Each time we're discussing business, he'll always mention it.
Anyway, we are both aware that the only thing that we have in common is drinking beer together.
He strives to be the best but I don't ever want to be a best.
I want to be better, always better.

Look beyond the difficulty and see the opportunity to break new grouds.!

Mokason288:
I wish I could waste my data to watch it

But no I can’t
No I can never

Well, I did.
And thanks Jah it ain't wasted.
I see a new Plantashun Boyz release very soon.
Wonder why I'm sounding emotional right now?
Those guys are my damn idols.
#plantashunboyzcomeback

farous:
Can a graduate with over 13 years working experience accept job offer of N85,000 monthly salary simply because the person's company had challenges and is out of job.

The daily transport to and fro to work is atleast N1,500 and such a person will still have to buy and eat morning and afternoon food,dress well and has a family. Above all,because of traffic and distance to workplace,such a person will be leaving house atleast by 5am and coming home can reach 10pm.

Is it worth it?,Kindly advise

13 years experience doing what exactly?
A clerk? Lawyer? Salesman? Teacher? Architect? Manager? Driver? Messenger? Accountant? Administrator? Engineer?
You can't just fluant 13 years of experience and expect a fat salary.
What skills do you have?
What problems can your 13 years of experience solve?
Does the company making you that offer have that problem?
If yes, how critical is the problem to their growth?
Is the solution you are offering exceptional?
Or can they easily get anyone else to do the job you will be doing for them?
Were you able to convince them that you have enough vision to make a conspicuous difference in the shortest time possible?
Do you have innovative advantage?
Or you are joining them just to "work"?

Dear op, there are so many questions employers ask themselves and sometimes prospective employees before they make an offer.
Nobody has ever paid anyone because of the years of experience they have.
They pay you for the problems you can solve, even if you just graduated.

What if all those who are being targeted to spend their money to vote for these housemates decide to realize that the money can be spent on something more important?
What if they suddenly realize that they'll gain nothing, absolutely nothing by watching the show?
What if they realize that the time they'll use to watch the show can actually be used to do something better?
What if they all decide to gather the money they'd have spent voting and go on a nationwide charity programme to reach out to people who actually need the money.
What if? What if?? What if

#BoycottBBNaija2021

#CharityDriveNaija2021

What if all those who are being targeted to spend their money to vote for these housemates decide to realize that the money can be spent on something more important?
What if they suddenly realize that they'll gain nothing, absolutely nothing by watching the show?
What if they realize that the time they'll use to watch the show can actually be used to do something better?
What if they all decide to gather the money they'd have spent voting and go on a nationwide charity programme to reach out to people who actually need the money.
What if? What if?? What if

#BoycottBBNaija2021

#CharityDriveNaija2021

Iyiataata92:
95% of Nigerians will do this if given the opportunity

95%?
Are you kidding me?
100+ %, including people who are still within the shores of this country.