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Events / Re: Nkechi Bianze Is Married: "No Bride Price Paid" (Wedding Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 1:48pm On Jul 19, 2021
Wake me up when she announces that she can finally pee straight.
Until then, I am a masculinist.
Romance / Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Relationship Moments. by BrainSanitizer: 7:27pm On Jul 18, 2021
chatinent:
This experience no dey give me joy sha.


Long ago, I was trekking on the pedestrian lane with my supposed loml in the scorching sun, a car hooted and stopped by the side, the guy in the car brought out his large useless head out and said; “beautiful lady, what are you doing trekking in this hot sun alone? Come in, let me....”

Anytime I remember this, e dey pain me jege..upon I no still get car now.

Wtf.


Well, abeg make una share una own relationship sadperiences.

Head whe think, hustle come buy car.
Your own meaning of useless just dey shout "E dey pain me oooooooooooooo".
Oya sorry. No vex again, you hear.
In fact, the guy head, nyash, blokos, prick, intestines, liver, stomach and that of all him village people dey useless!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Salary Is Enough For Good Living In Nigeria by BrainSanitizer: 6:38pm On Jul 18, 2021
I currently earn #5million in a month and I'm still managing.








































...and my neighbour's son shouted NEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and woke me up.

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Business / Re: Meet The Female Banks CEOs In Nigeria by BrainSanitizer: 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2021
SunTrust Bank.
Lotus Bank.

It's alright.
Let me just keep kwayet first
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Replacement In The Civil Service by BrainSanitizer: 7:07pm On Jul 17, 2021
highbee02:
How possible is it to replace someone in the Civil Service? If possible, how do I go about it? The person has ND certificate and I have B.Sc.


Share your experience
Once upon a time, my friend called me that there was replacement going on in the federal civil service. I contacted a very influential man I know and asked him to help my friend secure a slot. This was his reply:
"There's nothing like replacement in the civil service.
Government only recruit people."
I wanted to believe him. I almost did. But my friend insisted that there was actually replacement going on.
I had to contact someone else who I met during the course of my activism.
Long story short, my guy got the job.

Beware of people who'll ask you to pay #50k or #100k for a slot.
Real jobs are a lot more expensive than that.
Shine your eye.
If you've got money to pay, there're always slots.
Never give anyone money until you're sure that the slot exists and that they're capable of securing it for you.
In fact if possible, appointment letter for hand, money for hand.
Don't quote me, I didn't say there's something called replacement.

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Romance / Re: Guys How Did You Find Out Your Girlfriend Had More Money Than You? by BrainSanitizer: 6:38pm On Jul 14, 2021
jaelz:
So in the Nigerian context, the guys always do all the spendings in a relationship and that leaves us wondering what the ladies do with their money, although many atimes I have always heard that women have more money that men in the real sense, I didn't believe until it happened to me, see my story below:

So I have been dating this girl for like a year plus now, and I always do all the spendings, bills, outings spendings and so on, but just last week she gave me her ATM and told me to help her witdthraw 80,000 from her account for her while coming back from work, on my way back I stopped at an ATM to withdraw for her, but one mind prompted me to check her account balance, when I did guys guess what I saw? This my babe wey dey always do like say she no get one Naira had close to 3.1 Million Naira in her account lying there breathing.

Omo I almost fainted at the ATM queue. Many ladies have money guys o, please guys kindly share how you found out your girlfriend had more money than she has been revealing.
She asked you withdraw money for her but you checked her balance.
Shey na so you dey do?
Politics / Re: Olusegun Odebunmi, Sponsor Of Press Gagging Bill, Suspends It For Consultation by BrainSanitizer: 4:29pm On Jul 13, 2021
The person in the attached picture looks like an overfed slowpoke.
Please who is that?
Sports / Re: Pastor Emmanuel Badu Kobi Euro 2021 Final Prediction Goes Wrong by BrainSanitizer: 4:20pm On Jul 13, 2021
It wasn't about England. It was about his stake.
The baba staked hugely for England to win.
Unfortunately, he couldn't cash out.
Sorry ooo...
Anyway sha, he'll definitely tell another lie to cover up the first.
God's ways are definitely not our ways.
After all, he who must save his life must lose it.
The first shall be the last and the last shall be the first.
Only if people can borrow sense for a few minutes and see through these scammers who call themselves and claim to be called by God.

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Properties / Re: Updated Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos by BrainSanitizer: 8:19pm On Jul 12, 2021
Interviewer: What do you do for a living?
Me: I pay house rent in Lagos.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Me: You're quite excused. Now get out!

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Politics / Re: See How Nnamdi Kanu Started (Throwback Photo) by BrainSanitizer: 12:43pm On Jul 10, 2021
richmond500:
NK is the greatest scammer in 21st century, capable of deceiving million of ipob piglets.

Very true.
He's second only to team bubu the tadpole who have reduced Nigeria into a stage play.
Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Commissions Road Project Constructed By Dunamis Church In Abuja by BrainSanitizer: 12:39pm On Jul 10, 2021
xpressionx:
Dunamis has built more roads more than some governments grin
True and very commendable.
They also collect more taxes than some governments.
I'm not saying it's compulsory for them to build roads though.
Politics / Re: How To Print Your Improved NIN Slip by BrainSanitizer: 9:29pm On Jul 08, 2021
Anyone who has done it should please tell us how much the "necessary payment" is.
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Duties: Churchill Changes Diaper of His Baby With Rosy Meurer (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2021
Can't we for once mention his name without mentioning Tonto?
Abi Churchill no popular reach?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Federal Government Parastatal Pays Well by BrainSanitizer: 9:58am On Jul 04, 2021
kizsis:
I will like to know how much is the basic salary for federal government parastatals and if you are given an opportunity which of the parastatals would you go for?
DPR
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Lucrative Is Decagon Software Engineering Training Program? by BrainSanitizer: 5:57pm On Jul 01, 2021
Juanmike:
What's decagon abeg
A plane shape with 10 sides.

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Sports / Re: Everton FC Welcome Rafa Benitez, New Boss by BrainSanitizer: 9:58pm On Jun 30, 2021
inoki247:
No new Coach again na recycle all of dem dey du now....


if u try new one na disaster dey end am las las...

Just like Nigeria politics.
#wemove
Politics / Re: Makinde Sacks SSG, Commissioners, Others by BrainSanitizer: 9:35pm On Jun 29, 2021
The SSG was spared. Yet the caption says he sacked the SSG.
Were there two SsSG in Oyo state?
Politics / Re: Maduafokwa Olisakwe: "PDP Should Find My ₦26 Million" - Anambra Guber Aspirant by BrainSanitizer: 11:00pm On Jun 28, 2021
So if dem give this one governorship ticket, him go take carry contest to become governor?
What sort of nonsense is this sef?
Papa whe no even fit furrrk him wife again wan govern Anambara state.
Chai!! Ndi Anambara don suffer, I swear.

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Sports / Re: Riyad Mahrez Proposes To Taylor Ward With £400k Ring by BrainSanitizer: 8:23pm On Jun 28, 2021
Wow!
See money!
Using today's exchange rate of...
How far, Otar.
You never sleep?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by BrainSanitizer: 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2021
Note: immediately after your registration file is opened, your registration documents will be forwarded to the U.S Bureau of Immigrant Affairs (Visa Processing Office) here in the United States for the authorization and approval of your visa documents before faxing the visa documents to U.S Embassy (Consulate Office) in your country of resident and you shall be called by the Embassy for visa appointment date to secure your visa for the conference meeting.

Country of resident indeed.

Unnecessary repetition typical of amarture scammers.
Red flag!

Verdict: RUN
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Prince Kpokpogri On His Birthday (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 9:50pm On Jun 27, 2021
Hmmmmmmm.
Men get mind sha.

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga's Family To Nigerians: Don’t Worsen Our Plight by BrainSanitizer: 8:46pm On Jun 27, 2021
highoctane:

If he was in chronic irrecoverable debt, or he was owing the mob, they never forget. Chidnma became the fall guy.
Very possible.
And she'll be threatened to take the fall and claim molestation if she wants to stay alive.
Being a media person in Nigeria has its dangers, especially if you decide to be a very objective in your job.
I hope the security agencies won't rule out the family's suspicions as they investigate the case.
Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga's Family To Nigerians: Don’t Worsen Our Plight by BrainSanitizer: 7:16pm On Jun 27, 2021
Kingcalls:


Close mouth abeg...he had the right to do whatever he wanted, he was separated from him wife
Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga's Family To Nigerians: Don’t Worsen Our Plight by BrainSanitizer: 7:07pm On Jun 27, 2021
Did I just read that the family of the deceased believe that he was killed by someone else than the arrested girl?
Well...
in these days of the unthinkable, nothing is impossible. I just hope it's not an effort to change the narrative that the man died a fuckaholic?
If it is, then I must say it's a futile one.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Invitation For A Job I Never Applied by BrainSanitizer: 2:56pm On Jun 27, 2021
gbagyiza:

How can a person waste his time n energy on a job invite he did not apply for?
That's the reason I suggested he contact the company to find out whether the invite is actually from them.
Companies keep database of applications.
It's possible someone sends a resumé but isn't called, only to be called later.
Could be after a year or even more.
Also, I don't rule out referrals, except one doesn't have people who can refer them when there are some openings.
I've benefitted from that a good number of times.
Although I usually got a call from the firm to schedule an interview at my convinience before a text invite.
The address in question is not obscure.
That's why I provided the contact numbers which are also listed on their website.
That's because dubious people do use the name of a company in a building to lure people to another office in the same building to present them with foolish MLM talks. My comment was just a suggestion. The op has to decide what to do with it and numerous other suggestions he has received.
Religion / Re: What Changed My Life Forever by BrainSanitizer: 1:01pm On Jun 27, 2021
Drsnives:
God please help me, i need a change too
Lower your voice, sir.
Buhari is listening.
Please we don't want another change.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Invitation For A Job I Never Applied by BrainSanitizer: 12:21pm On Jun 27, 2021
smogia1994:

Who else fee this man above me is a neolife glnd scammer bastard sin of a bitch

Well, by the man above you, I suppose you aren't referring to me.
If you are, then I'm afraid you are failing yourself.
I live in the 21st century so I don't insult people online without verifying information.
People with functional brains will first visit the company's website https://www.tbs-ng.com/ and realize that the phone numbers I supplied are listed on their site.
Furthermore, Abdul, the MD of the company is someone I've met personally and had discussions with.
I was just trying to help the op avoid scam while also not losing out in case the message is from a genuine company.
Someone should tell me if that's a sin on niaraland.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Invitation For A Job I Never Applied by BrainSanitizer: 9:21am On Jun 27, 2021
Gabriel459:
So I received message this afternoon inviting me for an interview for a job I never applied. Please guys what's your advice and any Idea about the organization?
The company is legit.
I've been to their office more than twice.
The only problem is that you didn't apply for any position.
And the Grammatical composition of that invite sef...
I have a little doubt that it's actually coming from that company.
The CEO of the company is a very sound young man and all the staff I've meet are people who are not likely to compose that crap as an interview invitation.
Just reach them on 08052711591 or 08168897320 and confirm if it's from them.
Good luck.

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Religion / Re: A Cobra Was Found In My Office - Bishop Oyedepo by BrainSanitizer: 9:16am On Jun 27, 2021
I am disappointed.
I wanted to read how the snake attacked him and how fire sprouted from no where and started burning the snake and how the snake started screaming like a human being and how at last, the snake pleaded for mercy and how Papa finally forgave the snake because God is a merciful God or how he refused to forgive the snake and let it burn amid its screaming since we should "suffer not the witch to live".
Thank God I have found the true meaning of Christianity and my life has been experiencing the awesomeness of God without all this churchy stuff.
Praise the Lord!!

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Smoking In A Video by BrainSanitizer: 2:06pm On Jun 26, 2021
Hassanmaye:

Lol Let me tell you the truth I don't ever want to marry at all, is not even in my dictionary and I don't care. That's why who don't marry live long
Happy living long, sir.

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu Smoking In A Video by BrainSanitizer: 1:47pm On Jun 26, 2021
Hassanmaye:

Do you mean you are married with five children

I mean of you ever decide to marry, you'll have five children - all girls!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Matt Hancock And Gina Coladangelo Kissing, Caught On CCTV Video; Gina Packs Out by BrainSanitizer: 1:46pm On Jun 26, 2021
Siwisheswereesh:
A man will always be a man

It is well
And someone women really fancy the "manship" to a point they declare themselves to be men.
Do you want Tonto Dike's contact?

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