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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Note In A Tray At A Restaurant (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2021
Magnoliaa:
God whennnnnnnnn? cry embarassed

Awwwwwnnnnnnnnnn.❤❤❤❤❤

Wow wow wow wow wawuuuu. My mammary glands. May the son of man locate me like this too in the Mighty Name of Jesus, Holy Ghost Fire!!!! kiss kiss
No be you dey form Taliban feminist?
Hmmmmmmm inside life!

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Politics / Re: Six States Oppose FG’s Compulsory COVID-19 Vaccination Plan by BrainSanitizer: 12:44pm On Sep 19, 2021
Extract from the post..

"So, you have a right to refuse vaccines, but you do not have the right to endanger the health of others."

Now let's answer these questions.
1. If I take the vaccine, will I be protected from contracting covid-19? NO.
2. After getting vaccinated, can I still transmit the virus if I get infected? YES.
3. Does my getting vaccinated protect other people from contracting the virus? NO.
4. Am I endangering anyone's life if I don't get vaccinated?

Bottom line:
Everyone should be allowed to choose getting the vaccine or not.
Getting vaccinated protects oneself not others.
Not getting vaccinated places oneself at risk of complications not others.
The only crime the government can charge anyone with, if they refuse to take the vaccine is attempted suicide.
Even so, their murderous activities are far grievous than any attempted suicide by a refusal to take their fraudulent vaccine.
The only reason they are bent on forcing the vaccine on Nigerians is because there's something in it for them.
Forcing citizens to take a vaccine they don't want to take translates to bioterrorism and
#IRejectBioTerrorism!

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Religion / Re: 22 Doctrinal Beliefs Of Deeper Life Church by BrainSanitizer: 10:30am On Sep 19, 2021
arantess:

Tithe is in order
Jesus talked about it too
Bible reference for the bolded, please.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Celebrates Her 41st Birthday (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 8:18am On Sep 19, 2021
PrinceMajestic:
shut up bitch nigga, the laps are so clean, soft, sexy and very good to lick
It is finished!!
Hello Angel Michael.
Please rush down here.
There's a patient that needs immediate attention.
Yaba left, right, centre, back and front can not take of this situation.
And remember to come with that koboko that has been buried in North Korea for 75 years.

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Phones / Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by BrainSanitizer: 8:14am On Sep 19, 2021
Well...
Bezoz will be more than glad to take them away from Earth to sell.
Maybe people outside Earth will need it.
Over to you Cook.
Maybe you can somehow invite Jobs to the meeting too. He must have missed Earth after 11 years away.
Romance / Re: Beautiful Pre Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander by BrainSanitizer: 10:18pm On Sep 16, 2021
Fine boy and fine girl.
I pray for them so they won't cancel the wedding.
Outer Beauty to sure.
Hope inner beauty is available too?
Anyways, who's a Nairalander between the two of them?
Congratulations in advance to the couples.
Don't ask why I am congratulating the couples when there's just a couple.
I'm operating in the spirit and you will not understand.
Just remember to refer to this comment when the matter begins to set.
Celebrities / Re: PSG Pays Neymar An Extra N270m/Month Just To Wave At Club Supporters (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 6:00pm On Sep 14, 2021
E choke!
Hello Righteousness2.
Seems they are offering Neymar incentive to desist from announcing Christ.
What hath thou to say concerning this?

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Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Organizes Kuje Prison Football Competition (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 5:58pm On Sep 14, 2021
I know say na Arsenal jersey the prisoners go wear.
Arsenal to the world!!
E shock you?
Family / Re: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by BrainSanitizer: 8:45pm On Sep 13, 2021
Bachelor has grade oo.
There are bachelors what don't smash at all.
There are bachelors who smash once in a while.
There are bachelors who smash even more often than non-bachelors. And they enjoy variety which is the spice of life.
Trust me, there are celebrity bachelors who have kids and companionship.
Relax! Bachelor get levels.
The difference between nonsense and comedy is money!!!!

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Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Pastor Kibori-Asha Awuce In Kaduna, El-Rufai Appeals For Calm by BrainSanitizer: 8:09pm On Sep 13, 2021
fourboys:
Pls when will Christians start carring arms... E don too much
Christians will never carry arms.
If they shoot your left leg, give them the right also.
Pray for those who kill your family members.
Why should Christians fight for anything?
Don't you know that vengeance is the Lord's?
Even if someone comes to your house with a gun ready to shoot and kill you, then mistakenly slips and falls, dropping his gun, you should pick up the gun and hand it back to him.
It is an achievement to die for Christ who once died for you.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Politics / Re: Umahi Challenges Wike To A Debate by BrainSanitizer: 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2021
10 months as an APC state and over two decades as a PDP state.
Can someone tell me one thing that Umahi has done as an APC governor?
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele You Are A Bad Woman - Iyabo Ojo Blasts Funke Akindele by BrainSanitizer: 9:56pm On Sep 11, 2021
Funny enough, that movie is the talk of the town now, at least in the places I've been.
I'm not much of a fan of Nollywood.
Never even heard of the movie before today when I commuted on a public bus to save money due to the unfortunate Lagos traffic. Two girls started talking about the movie and before I knew it, other passengers joined.
I was like wtf!!

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Food / Re: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by BrainSanitizer: 8:25pm On Sep 11, 2021
gasparpisciotta:


Where is your location?

Bush pig meat is delicious.

From the pictures you have already butchered the pig....that is a wrong way to prepare the meat.

It is better when grilled raw than cooked.

Wash it well...spread salt and other spices with scent leaves and grill after rubbing red oil on the body.

Are you related to a certain mannabbq?

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Romance / Re: Should I Wait For My Girlfriend Who's In 300L To Finish While Am Already 34yrs ? by BrainSanitizer: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2021
Eyaaaaa.
Sorry for your predicament.
What you need now is a wise counsel and not just advice.
Unfortunately, you can not get any counsel here because it isn't free.
I suggest you make up your mind on your own.
Prepare for the worst while working towards the best.
You see that thing called National Youth Service, fear am!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With A Kleptomaniac by BrainSanitizer: 9:33pm On Sep 10, 2021
Never really encountered one in the act.
I used to have a neighbour who used to be a kleptomaniac.
I heard stories about him until he told us a few stories of his kleptomania.

1. "I once went to a compound to steal.
I had nothing particularly in mind that I wanted to steal. I just wanted to steal anything. I looked around but couldn't find anything. It was like the occupants knew I'd show up. They took everything into their room, including their brooms and fireplace stones! I was very uncomfortable because once I step my feet unto a compound, I must steal something form that compound. Now there was nothing, I mean absolutely nothing here to steal. I had to steal a gravel and take to my heals. Surprisingly, I felt ok with the operation for that night and I was able to sleep. I still have that stone in my box till today."

2. "During a family meeting, I felt the urge to steal. Funny enough, the meeting was called because of me. They felt my trade was bringing disrepute to the family. They had to do something. I was to be admonished, made to swear an oath never to steal again and stuff like that. But there I was, feeling like I would dissolve if I didn't steal. It was broad daylight and I couldn't leave the meeting as proceedings were in top gear. I had to excuse myself to pee. I was given just a moment as some thought I was planning to run away from the meeting. I just went to a corner to steal so I could feel alright again. I had some money in the left pocket of my trousers. I quickly stole it to the right pocket. That same moment, I felt a breeze of fulfilment blow across my face. I rejoined my family members smiling."

Those were the stories of a drunk former kleptomaniac who claimed at the time of telling those stories to have ditched stealing. I doubted him very much though but I enjoyed the stories. I even introduced the left to right pocket thing into a local drama we acted.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Fires Back At Bobrisky: I Don’t Have Time For Nonsense by BrainSanitizer: 2:43pm On Sep 10, 2021
WibusJaga:

We need to package & deliver this Bobrisky to Afghanistan. One week in the hands of the Talibans will do him a whole lot of good.
Please use the correct pronoun "her" for bobrisky.
Creatures like that have no business with the male species.

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Science/Technology / Re: Bizarre Giant Pig-Faced Shark Pulled Out Of The Water In Italy by BrainSanitizer: 9:00am On Sep 10, 2021
headbasher96:
So e get meat wey if them cook meat no go hungry me again abi I think say I fit eat anything but I go avoid this fish the way I avoid dog meat tueeeeh!!!


Hafa righteousness89 wetin bible talk about ugly fish wey resemble buhari

Lol...
I dey wait for righteousness2 also oo.
Science/Technology / Re: Bizarre Giant Pig-Faced Shark Pulled Out Of The Water In Italy by BrainSanitizer: 9:00am On Sep 10, 2021
What we know about nature is just a little fraction of what we don't.
What do we even call this one now?
Piark?
Shaig?
Pigshark?
Sharkig?
Sharkpig?

I think I'll go with Sharkig.
Politics / Re: Which Is The Best HMO In Nigeria? by BrainSanitizer: 6:17pm On Sep 09, 2021
DuduParaPara:


Any idea their rates or plans?

And can a non salary earner (business person) register?

https://www.axamansard.com/health/plans/#features


https://www.hygeiahmo.com/our-plans/

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Politics / Re: PMB In Imo: Residents Line Up To Welcome The President by BrainSanitizer: 9:58am On Sep 09, 2021
Vintagepipes:
Oh! Of course they will rent their APC thugs.
One can clearly see the rented vans with which they are being conveyed.

And OP, stop using fake images. Some of the images are from the endsars protests.
Mad oo!!
APC on the beat again.
As usual, deceit and falsehood are their major characteristics.
@kahal29
Wassups??

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Career / Re: As A Teacher, What's Your Workload And Pay Range? by BrainSanitizer: 9:09pm On Sep 08, 2021
Hmmmmmmm
Politics / Re: Uzodinma: President Buhari To Visit Imo Thursday by BrainSanitizer: 10:09pm On Sep 05, 2021
We have heard.
Just waiting to see who he'll send to represent him.

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Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia’s 7 Children And Baby Mamas (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 4:23pm On Sep 05, 2021
Tuface na man!!
Iklaga 1!
Osakpa tenyi 1
Ada ugwu mla ayi mla ayi.
Álofu gbeeeeee
See resemblance!
Chai!!
Sports / Re: Inside The N13bn Mansion Cristiano Ronaldo Will Be Staying At Manchester (Photo) by BrainSanitizer: 4:16pm On Sep 05, 2021
Born2winnx:
He's white no one saying he's old



But if na black man now....them go dey study him face.

Oga leave that thing.
He's still playing because he is good!
Roger Milla played in the 1994 world cup and even scored against Russia.
He was 42 at the time.
And hey...
Milla played club football until he was 44!
Is Roger Milla white?

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Celebrities / Re: Adamu Garba Advises 2Baba: "Embrace Polygamy, Marry Peru" (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 8:45am On Sep 05, 2021
Mikecold:
can you bring any scripture since the time of Christ when his followers did polygamy or babymama
Can you bring any scripture since the time of Christ when his followers where asked to pay tithes?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Has Anyone Heard Of Project 5000? by BrainSanitizer: 9:28pm On Sep 04, 2021
Good evening everyone.
Have you heard of Google?
Please what are they into?
Romance / Re: Should I Still Marry Her After Yahoo Boys Have Used Her Destiny? by BrainSanitizer: 1:57pm On Sep 04, 2021
FatherCHRISTMAS:
How do they Harvest destiny
I tire oo!
Her destiny was used and she's doing well in her business?
That doesn't add up.
This is a very poorly made up story.
NYSC / Re: Corper Gives Birth In Bayelsa NYSC Orientation Camp (Photo) by BrainSanitizer: 11:10am On Sep 04, 2021
StrongInBed:
Is she married or the baby a product of camp immoral act.
You've missed your medication again?

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: NCC Orders Shutdown of Telecom Sites In Zamfara State For 2 Weeks by BrainSanitizer: 11:04am On Sep 04, 2021
TheMan3:
But how exactly is this going to help? Or are they planning gross human right violation, so there will be no evidence?
I clearly hate this APC government with every fibre in my being.
But we should all understand that this decision is worth a try.
This is war by terrorists.
Even though the FG has refused to proscribe and tag them terrorists, they know without any doubt that the war is real.
These demons kidnap not just for the ransom but to use them as a shield.
Any time an attempt is made to launch a full scale attack on their forest abode, their hired propagandists quickly run to the media to recount how many hostages are still in their captivity.
The government can not carry out any operation in such circumstances because of international sanctions.
In every war, there are casualties and some of them are collateral damage who have to pay the ultimate price for the greater good.
It's reality people.
Two problems will be solved with these action.
Leakage of classified information on military operations to the terrorists will be at least reduced.
Sharing of propaganda materials between the terrorists and their propagandists will be reduced at least.
I just hope the FGN is sincere in this.
I just hope!

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Family / Re: My Brothers life Is Becoming Messed: Becoming a Theif. Pls I need advice by BrainSanitizer: 9:49pm On Sep 03, 2021
passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.
I assure you that he has only one problem.
Gambling!
Get him outta that and he's free from all the other vices.

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Politics / Re: Umahi: I'll Feel Bad If APC Denies Igbos Chance Of Producing President In 2023 by BrainSanitizer: 9:40pm On Sep 03, 2021
Tareq1105:


Would PDP have given him? NO
The PDP wouldn't have zoned the presidency to the South East. Agreed.
But the PDP is more South East oriented than the APC.
Whether we like it or not, political parties have geopolitical inclinations.
You may remember that APC is a product of parties with Northern and South Western tropism.
ACN, ANPP, CPC.
I would consider it foolishness for someone from the South East to be so daft to think that the region stands a chance of clinching the presidential ticket in APC at a time when groups from that region are being persecuted, proscribed and declared terrorists by the same APC led government.
What a shame!
Umahi should've known better.
Two evils no doubt, but trust me, the PDP is a far lesser evil.

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Travel / Re: Cow Causes Accident In Abuja, Nigeria’s Capital City by BrainSanitizer: 9:25pm On Sep 03, 2021
What gave the driver of that vehicle the impetus to collide with a first class citizen of the zooderal republic of cowgeria?!!
He should be locked away ASAP!!

Cc

DSS
NPF
NA
NAF
NN
DMI
NSCDC
DHq
NIS
NCS
Hisbah

Code red!
I repeat
Code red!!

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