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Politics / Re: Umahi: I'll Feel Bad If APC Denies Igbos Chance Of Producing President In 2023 by BrainSanitizer: 9:22pm On Sep 03, 2021
I support Gov. Daveft Mumuahi on this one.
At least, he has finally proven that foolishness attracts foolishness.
He wasn't getting it in PDP so he had to switch to a place where he can display his foolishness unhindered.
By the time he doesn't smell President, VP, SGF, AG, SP, he'll know that his terrorist oga at the top doesn't give a shiiitt about his chameleon loyalty.
Now he'll be regretting why he left the PDP.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Invite By Fina Trust Microfinance Bank by BrainSanitizer: 9:10pm On Sep 03, 2021
Vavana:


������� it is well oooo. Mumu on top clarification?


Well, I was invited for Internal Control Officer Position.

I only want to find out more about their pay and how they treat their staff.

All the same, Thanks.
They invent all sort of nomenclature for positions that ultimately become marketing positions.
You can go try it out if you don't have any job at the moment.
If it doesn't meet your expectation, you quit.
But don't resign from a job to go take up that kinda job.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are There Any Remote Jobs In Nigeria! by BrainSanitizer: 9:05pm On Sep 03, 2021
Yeah.
But most are educational and life coaching jobs.
Few in tech.
Politics / Re: Mustapha Nwaoko: No Money Belonging To Kogi State Was Frozen by BrainSanitizer: 10:24am On Sep 03, 2021
So some people are using the EFCC against GYB?
I thought Bello is Buhari's boy.
How can a father turn the barrel of his gun against his own beloveth son?
Except of course the "belovethness" has turned to "forsakenness" or the father himself doesn't even have the gun in his hand anymore.
Patiently waiting for the drama to unfold completely.
...and hey, I think the latter makes more sense.

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Celebrities / Re: Anne Idibia Removes 'Idibia' From Her Instagram Bio by BrainSanitizer: 8:59am On Sep 03, 2021
ambivert27:
Nigerians with their peddling of unverified rumour. I don't think anyone has tried to check annie's page to verify this claim.

Even the dumb moderators, but they'll be quick to move this to front page.

She still has the name intact on her profile
Don't mind them.
They'll be dragging first to comment.
No one cares to drag first to verify.
Even the mods seem not to care about verification.
SeunOsewa should seriously review the contract of his moderators.

Sports / Re: Ronaldo Thanks Cavani For Giving Him His Man Utd No 7 Shirt by BrainSanitizer: 7:25am On Sep 03, 2021
joshuaidibia:


You wan use Ronaldo of Raul era compare now? Bro forget your talk, if na now Ronaldo jam Raul for Utd again,Raul go either drop the number or Utd chase am. We all know you're a Messi ass licker. Your Messi wey hide for Copa final if not for Dimaria and emiliano wey help am for final. Your same Messi retired twice and came back. Copa America has to be played three times in 5 years so he can win. Oga you're the chicken without a Republic tongue
Holy Theresa!
This one choke oo!
Thank God say na inside house I still dey read these comments.
My colleagues for ask me whether I don craze.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Thanks Cavani For Giving Him His Man Utd No 7 Shirt by BrainSanitizer: 7:20am On Sep 03, 2021
SenatePresdo:
If Messi was as Desperate as Ronaldo is for Glory, they would have changed Soccer to Messi.
But even as effortlessly as he plays his game, he's still a thousand miles ahead of CR7.

I thought Ronaldo loves Challenges? Why is he moving from one Most successful club to another? Why didn't he go to Arsenal? grin

Real Madrid is the most Successful Club in Spain and the world.

Juventus is the most successful club in Italy.

Man-United is the most successful club in England.

Where then Is the challenge his fans always shout about?

Messi haven't been in any most successful club, yet doing wonders.
for the Records, Barca isn't the most successful club in spain, neither is PSG the most successful Club in France, Marseille is.

It's Good to choose your Goat as a wise man.

With this, I hope I have been able to change your mind to accept the real Goat.


Like for Messi and Share for Ronaldo
I hope you can look at the likes and shares that you asked for?
E shock you abi!!
Politics / Re: Over 5,890 Terrorists Have Surrendered In The North-East - DHQ by BrainSanitizer: 8:31pm On Sep 02, 2021
ogododo:
And dem don give over 4000 of dem amnesty to come dey live for society.
Mission 2041.
Politics / Re: How Many Times Has Buhari Worn Suit Since He Came Into Power? (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 8:29pm On Sep 02, 2021
BKayy:
Why would a reasonable human being wear suit outside in a weather like what we have in Nigeria?
Buhari might be an idiot but its like his stupidity no reach that level unlike idiots that trek in suit.
Jesus sobs!!
Travel / Re: Prospective Corper Survives Ghastly Accident In Kogi As Bus Rams Into Tanker by BrainSanitizer: 7:01pm On Sep 02, 2021
Crowwejihadist:


I pity your first son
That type can never make sons.
Even his ejaculation will be off point.
Politics / Re: APC Expels Sulaiman Adamu, Party Chairman Who Wished Osinbajo Replaced Buhari by BrainSanitizer: 6:13pm On Sep 02, 2021
iwaeda:
The APC condemned Adamu for making “unwholesome utterances on President Muhammadu Buhari, the Leader of the Party”.

“He was also found guilty of bringing the image of the party to disrepute thereby creating doubt on his leadership quality and loyalty to the party.”[/b] A country where people are afraid to speak the truth as they are; is in danger of being destroyed without remedy.

APC is a party that hates TRUTH.
I thought BAT is the leader of APC?
Politics / Re: Secondus: Only PDP's NEC Can Suspend Me by BrainSanitizer: 7:09am On Sep 02, 2021
This season of BbNaija is very unfortunate.
So little noise because of other issues.

Secondus-PDP wahalla
Afghanistan
Yusuf Buhari's wedding
Igboho and MNK saga
Messi to PSG
CR7 to Man Utd
...and lots more.

Sorry oo
Na so life be.
Family / Re: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by BrainSanitizer: 7:50pm On Sep 01, 2021
Vabama:
So am one of those Guys that preach against domestic Violence ....

I Got married of Recent and Guess what , we dated for 3 Years before marriage.

After putting a ring on her finger ... her behavior change ...

From Bad to Worse ...

Like this girl will wake up at Night , and Give me a dirty slap .... If You Ask her what's the problem , she will look at you and work away.

She will wake up by 2am and start playing music , if you ask her wetin .... She will ask me 'CAN'T I PLAY MUSIC BECAUSE I MARRY YOU'

If You mention divorce .... she go vow say if you try am , You Go die !!!

Okay i sat her down and ask her what is the matter.

Below is what she told me !!!



So am asking , is it that she wants me to beat her or what
Should i run away from Home
Marriage no dey easy at all.
Go and buy guitar.
If you don't know how to play, learn quickly.
Any time she starts wahalla, just play "guitar boy" by Victor Uwaifo for her.
She go know say you don recognize her but you no go run.
Even ogbanje dey admire respect and acceptance.
"...if you see mami water ooo, never never ever run away..."

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Why I Sacked Nanono, Sale Mamman & Reshuffled My Cabinet by BrainSanitizer: 6:30pm On Sep 01, 2021
If it took America 20 years to replace the Taliban with the Taliban, replacing nonsense with nonsense after two years is nothing.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Andy Uba: I’m anxious for your success by BrainSanitizer: 8:00am On Sep 01, 2021
Excuse me oh.
So Andy Ubah went to visit Buhari.
Buhari received him and had discussion with him saying he's anxious to see him win.
And no single picture of Andy Ubah with Buhari?
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Hurricane Ida: Houma Residents Are Left Reeling As Homes Are Reduced To Rubles by BrainSanitizer: 7:33am On Sep 01, 2021
Too bad!
By the way, how do they pick names for these things?
Politics / Re: Plateau Killings: Buhari Vows To Crush Perpetrators by BrainSanitizer: 7:32am On Sep 01, 2021
QUIZ!

There are only two countries in the world without a president.
One of them is Afghanistan.
The other is ________________.
Do you need a hint?
Politics / Re: Emulate Maduka, Reveal Evidence Of Your Achievements- Ndi Anambra Tell Candidate by BrainSanitizer: 5:39pm On Aug 30, 2021
If I hear!
When did three people translate to a cross section of Ndi Anambara?
No wonder someone called them lazy Nigerian youth.
Someone can not even sit down and write the statements of at least 15 to 20 people (real or fictitious).
Na wah oo.

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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo Honoured With A Doctorate Degree From A University In Benin by BrainSanitizer: 9:32pm On Aug 29, 2021
This guy no get shame true true oo.
Even secondary school student no go gree collect this kain degree from this kain nonsense school whe no even get website.
If him wan chop toad, him for kuju chop the one whe get very big lap na.
Oh gosh!

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Politics / Re: FG Postpones "Nigeria At 60" Awards by BrainSanitizer: 7:59pm On Aug 29, 2021
They better hold it on October 1, change it to Nigeria at 61 and add one name to the list of awardees.
Gumi or Pantami won't be a bad idea.
That's if their names are not already on the list.
At least they are bold enough to share a bed with terrorists.

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Sports / Re: No Match Tickets Will Be Sold For Nigeria VS Liberia Match. by BrainSanitizer: 7:49pm On Aug 29, 2021
Same way Secondus asked Akinwonmi to preside over NEC meeting.
Not selling tickets that wouldn't have been bought anyway.
Autos / Re: 2014 Maserati by BrainSanitizer: 4:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
I didn't know they now issue SPY plates to cars other than pickup vans (tundra and Hilux and the likes) and operational vehicles such as Peugeot 406 and the likes.
This is Nigeria sha.
Religion / Re: Pastor Bakare Mocks Bishop Oyedepo For ‘Making Noise About His Private Jet’ by BrainSanitizer: 4:26pm On Aug 29, 2021
FarahAideed:


There is no plane called 1707

TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Can't Get Tired To Watch? (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 4:10pm On Aug 29, 2021
Someone tell Surnow and Cochran to bring back 24!
I miss Jack Bauer.
Politics / Re: Matawalle: Powerful Politicians In Aso Rock Sabotaging The War Against Banditry by BrainSanitizer: 2:51pm On Aug 29, 2021
donbachi:
mmm!..so who killed pharaoh?
That's why I said "at least not in this age"
Pharaoh's time is not in this age.
Besides, God didn't kill Pharaoh.
He sent the angel of death to kill the first sons of Egyptians, including Pharaoh's.
Politics / Re: Matawalle: Powerful Politicians In Aso Rock Sabotaging The War Against Banditry by BrainSanitizer: 2:29pm On Aug 29, 2021
donbachi:
GOD abeg kill dem for us.as many as they are in that aso rock carrying out dis evil against nigeria.
God no dey kill, at least not in this age.
He is an all forgiving God.
They still have a chance to repent and accept Christ as their personal Lord and Saviour.
Righteousness2 am I making sense?
Family / Re: Rwandan Dad Calls His Deformed Baby 'Devil Spawn', Tells Wife To Kill Him (Pics) by BrainSanitizer: 6:45am On Aug 29, 2021
post=105268384:

You will japa to leave the baby for the mother alone?
No be wickedness be dat?
Na she give herself belle?
World people sef!!
E shock you abi.
Devil don submit letter since say him no wan be CEO for him company again.
Na people no gree am step down. That is people whe senior am for work.
Family / Re: Rwandan Dad Calls His Deformed Baby 'Devil Spawn', Tells Wife To Kill Him (Pics) by BrainSanitizer: 6:42am On Aug 29, 2021
GOFRONT:
Head be like Lassana Diara of former chelsea
Fine boy like Lassana Diara na im you take compare this woman pikin?
Chai!
You are wicked!
Abi no be the same Diara the Frenchman whe play for PSG?
The guy na fine boy na.
Na the side view of his head be wahalla.
They guy is not laterally photogenic.
Romance / Re: Lady Celebrates Her Birthday With Cucumbers, Prays For A Good Man (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 9:32am On Aug 28, 2021
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Coc.k and cucumber

My only anger is that she may rewarded with a responsible SIMP man for marriage.
Cocck in one hole, cockumber in the other.
Sports / Re: Manchester United Gains $300m In Share Value After Ronaldo Announcement (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 7:39am On Aug 28, 2021
That's what I call LEVELS!
With a snap of his fingers, Coca cola cried!
With a wave of his hand, Manchester United smiles!
Who says CR7 is not the GREATEST!!
#thekingisback
#CR7
#GGMU

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Politics / Re: Lagos State Assembly Members Visit Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London by BrainSanitizer: 7:28am On Aug 28, 2021
Wetin dem carry wedge am this time?
I can't see his walking stick support.
Oh, i see it now!
Temitope Adewale's left hand is firmly behind baba BAT as a wedge.
At least these people get sense pass presidency.
This packaging is presentable.
Las Las sha, e go clear all of us.
I come in peace.

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Politics / Re: Cross River High Court Bars Secondus From Acting As PDP Chairman by BrainSanitizer: 7:25am On Aug 28, 2021
techWriter1:
Nigeria's legal mechanism = misunderstanding
Absolutely.
The matter was clear from the first court order.
Secondus must remain a party member before remaining in office as a party chairman.
His battle should have been with his ward party structure not struggling to remain chairman by all means.
The Kebbi court issued the useless order because it is APC induced and they want to cause further confusion in the PDP.
Secondus as party chairman keeps PDP in chaos and that's all APC wants.
Watch as another court order will soon be released from an APC court.
It's just politics and nothing more.
The legal system in Nigeria, just like every other aspect, is in ruins.

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