WibusJaga:

Make nobody type RIP here o.

But you just did.

philad:
Kayode Adebowale has become the new vice-chancellor of the University of Ibadan.


The new Deputy Vice-Chancellor (Administration) attended the Senior Executive Course 39, 2017 of the National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies, NIPSS, Kuru which led to the award of the member of the National Institute (mni).

Oga op which one is he?
VC or DVC?

DrObum:
Which one is he? VC or DVC?

Your write up is confusing.

Exactly!
I was gonna ask the same question.
Just had to read through comments to see if someone already asked.

obembet:


Give your life bro Christ

Is it a crime to want to see the inscription on your pendant?

Why don't you invite people to your house and ask anyone who doesn't finish their food why they didn't finish it?
Before you feed people for 2 weeks, you must have gotten your answer.

Kyase:

True
Wait where’s Amaechi my presidential candidate

Check Buhari's laundry room, he's there.
Yesterday was Ayade's turn.

obembet:



Are you happy now

Make I no lie, I zoom am.
I wanted to see the ...





































































... inscription on your necklace pendant.

dollynnn:
Commendable!
Meanwhile,I hope it is not audio?

It's visual, so use your eyes instead of your ears.

You about to enter the book of world records.
Just make sure you and your sister marry her and her brother on same day at the same venue in the same church.
Only that the book won't be Guinness.
I'm sure you can still manage Coca cola book.

Elzazzi:
Earlier today in one of the lodges in the environs of federal university Otuoke Bayelsa state, this venomous reptile known as the Gaboon Viper was killed. A student almost stepped on it before he was alerted and we killed it. Besides this is the hometown of Ex President Goodluck Jonathan.

Oo na wah for you oo.
What has that got to do with the snake?

I know say e get one weed whe dem dey call Igbo Ibadan. If you smoke am eh, you go dey reason Okada whe go carry you from Ojuelegba to Ontario for inside Canada.
D whahala be say those Okada for Mapo eh, those guys no dey dull oo.
Na Beijing straight dem dey load.
Visa on arrival.

But see eh...
What Buba Marwa doesn't know is that a good number of those who abuse drugs in the South are northerners.
Those abokis can inhale/smoke/injest anything that can make a Homo sapiens "high".
I first learnt of the abuse of a certain cough syrup from the north.
Most of their actions aren't sober induced. They are drug induced.

BeeBeeOoh:
The Commander, 14 Brigade, Nigerian Army, Brig Gen Mohammed Bello Wabili, spoke during the flag-off of the army exercise in the state.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/10/06/no-hiding-place-criminals-%E2%80%93-nigerian-army-begins-%E2%80%98golden-dawn-abia-distributes-books

During the event, the army donated educational materials such as books to students in the state.

When army dey donate something, Dem dey forbid picture?
Abi camera man no follow them go?
Even the commissioner whe rep Oga govano no get cameraman?
Not even phone when get camera?
This one weak me oo!

Why is Sanwo-Olu the only APC governor that has refused to arse lick Bubu.
Is there something I am missing?

AJSfan:
Where is Gov Ayade?

He is washing Buhari's boxers.

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY

1. I am here because your office is nicely painted.

2. If you don't, I'll relocate to your house.

3. I am a man with big balls! Isn't that obvious?

4. Tell me what you can afford. Even if I told you what I'm worth, you still bargain anyway.

5. Don't tell me you are planning not to pay me for today?

Illuminatiship:
E no go better for Nigeria politicians..

What of the people whe dey vote for them bad politicians?
In 2015, the campaign was for anyone but Jonathan.
We were soon to realize that that decision was an unfortunate one.
But did we correct it in 2019? NO!!
We chose to bring back the disaster.
We chose to continue in sufferings.
We chose to maintain the status quo even though it was clearly hellish.
We chose evil over good simply because some people told us that the good we knew was carved on wood.
We chose anarchy over freedom, poverty over succor, disgrace over honour!
How sad!
The battle for the soul of Nigeria 2023 has since begun.
In 2023, we'll make another critical decision as a people.
Who will sail the ship?
Will we yet again settle for half a bag of salt and a thousand worthless naira in exchange for our freedom and prosperity?
Or will we take back our country decisively by casting our conscience in the ballot and ensuring that our votes count?
Let the pondering begin!

orisa37:
Yet MR.PRESIDENT says BOKOHARAMS ARE SURRENDERING IN LARGE NUMBERS IN BORNO STATE.

More like upgrading.
Leaving Boko Haram group and getting recruited into the Nigerian army.
Is that what they call surrendering?
They're are just perfecting their plan to covertly get rid of southern soldiers in the army.
Once that is done, phase II will be activated.
Just watch as another group will emerge when they eventually label bandits as terrorists.
May we live long enough to see the end of this nonsense.

Gandollar:
I have brain sanitizer for give away. Spray, puff, liquid, any how you want it.

If it's the type that draws, I'm in.
If not, thank you very much. You can even keep the change.

I'm waiting for the banks to issue a statement that they all took the flags down so that they can be dry-cleaned.
No be naija again?

We already know you one of them, Mr Gumdit.

Leemao!
No be juju be that?
Anyway, I believe she's talking about the draw soup that is eaten by dipping a pestle in and out of it and then vomiting into it.
Sweet hole, deadly draw hole soup.

Why haven't I seen any comment that says "blame Buhari"?
Ok...
Let me kuku say it.

Blame Buhari for the missing person.
Blame Buhari for him searching for himself.

But wait oo..
The man no know wetin the search person dey look for before him join them?
Ayam not understanding again oo.

Modified:
Maybe we should blame Jonathan for stealing the man's sense.

Sonnobax15:

61 years to celebrate wetin exactly?

Meanwhile,may God never forget to punish both Leicester and Napoli

Amen.

HealthWealthy:
There's this girl in my area I gave a lift sometime last month.

She sometimes comes to visit my neighbor in the evening and goes back early morning of the next day

Although I liked her after I gave her a lift that day but I didn't get her number

I saw her again last week, going back home early in the morning from my neighbors house and she was happy to see me. this time around I didn't give her lift, I just waved at her

Something tells me she likes me but I'm considering losing interest in her because I'm sure she's the money type cos my neighbor is richer than me, and even if I'm to approach her, I believe she won't treat me well the way she's treating my neighbor cos they're obviously richer than me

And I remember Harddon you always talk about not doing home chicken but she doesn't stay around our area.

Should I still go ahead and try my luck in approaching her and getting her number when next I see her or just save face and just be waving at her anytime I see her?

Righteousness2 is on his way to reason your matter.
Just hang on.

Oh I see...
Even corps members are now party stalwarts.
Odi egwu!
Money that they'd have given to people in need is what they burnt, all in the name of some useless defection.
APC, PDP, APGA = scammers.
Parties are not our problem.
Party men and women are.

Kobojunkie:
And some go say there are no evil parents out there.

Evil parents.
Evil children.
Evil neighbours.
Evil friends.
Evil relatives.
Even evil mentions on Nairaland.
Are you afraid of the evil world?

Tyranny:
Whatchu gonna do if your little daughter did that to your brand new vehicle? Spank her, kick her, pat her, hug her, disown her or prob'ly put her behind bars? What really are you going to do?

#funTime;
#noChildTalk;
#noBadVibe;
#noBadEnergy;
#noAds;
#noSpamming;
#noDerailing;
#TGIF!!!

I will also write

"I love you too, sweetheart"












..on her favorite white dress...



























































...using palm oil.

Officialgarri:
Who still believes Sahara reporters with all these fabricated, obvious lies and their useless anonymous source.

Investigative journalism with no pictorial proof or video evidence, but toying with the emotions of people who would believe anything as long as it is against the government.

Boko Haram would afford an AGF.... Very laughable.

Common sense tells me this is a lie and anyone with common sense will agree with me

Unfortunately, common sense is not that common.
From your comment, it's obvious that you're still on the queue for common sense, and nowhere near the 1000000000th person on that queue.

I just noticed that the man closest to him in the pictures is an Arsenal fan.
Arsenal?
Yes, the gunners gonners.
Dr Maduka ooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Wahalla for USA sha.
First it was China. Now Russia. North Korea own still dey there oo.
Na so oo!

seunny4lif:
Make Nigeria government launch just her own abi na only to bully civilians our military of defence know

Nigeria that is struggling to launch e-naira abi which of the Nigeria are you talking about?
Common weather satellite we can not launch. Na birds dey knock our satellites come down.
Is it missile we will now launch?

Picture of Muhammadu Buhari but statement of result for Mohamed Buhari.
I know that BMC don't have shame.
I didn't know that they've lost their senses too.