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Politics / Re: FG Suspends Twitter's Operations In Nigeria by BrainSanitizer: 5:36pm On Jun 04, 2021
Commenting without verifying is a big disease.
A clear sign of dumbness that is even worse than that of the presidency.
What happens to checking Twitter, sending a tweet to see whether it has been suspended or not.
I just sent a tweet now and no where has Twitter been suspended by anyone.

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Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by BrainSanitizer: 7:37pm On Jun 03, 2021
Felililicia:
This is somebody, I just accepted a month ago,
I barely know him though we met twice during the relationship. During the third one( yesterday) now he is hinting for sex, the way I replied him made him change topic and said he was joking.
Anytime we meet his joystick get visibly aroused. I need a serious man. Should I dump him.
Earlier thread
https://www.nairaland.com/6576284/did-rush-accept-guy-hope
Pray that he's not a real niggar.
Otherwise, he'll dump you the next time you don't get to smash with him.
It's a pity that women still think they're doing men a favour by having sex with them.

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Crime / Re: 36 Online Scammers Arrested In Atlantic City, Ikorodu, Sangotedo by BrainSanitizer: 7:53pm On Jun 01, 2021
DamnnNiggarr:
shocked

This one is between Afo**** and Flat****

The score so far is.....
Awon NCAN.
How market?
Give us full report na!
Crime / Re: Suspected Nigerian Drug Peddler Stabs Police During Arrest In India by BrainSanitizer: 7:50pm On Jun 01, 2021
Kaiser20:

Stop looking for the place, abi you be JJC??
No be matter of JJC.
So any foreigner involved in fraud or drug misdemeanor is a Nigerian?
Pathetic!!!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: June Ruto Weds Alexander Ezenagu (Pictures) by BrainSanitizer: 4:49pm On Jun 01, 2021
Kenya!!
Politics / Re: Obaseki: Oshiomhole Says Conflict Unfortunate, Ize-Iyamu Pleads For 14 Lawmakers by BrainSanitizer: 4:13pm On Jun 01, 2021
You don't mean it!
This Oshiomhole is more shameless than I thought.
What sort of nonsense is this for Pete's sake!
Iyilala kee you there!

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Crime / Re: Suspected Nigerian Drug Peddler Stabs Police During Arrest In India by BrainSanitizer: 3:09pm On Jun 01, 2021
I'm still looking for the place where they police said the drug peddlers are Nigerians.
All I see there is "foreigners".
Is every foreigner peddling drugs in India now a Nigerian?

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Politics / Re: NDLEA Captures Two With Drugs Concealed In Cray Fish, Cereal Packets by BrainSanitizer: 2:53pm On Jun 01, 2021
ivolt:


Criminals and their supporters often cite unemployment as the only reason for crime but greed is actually number 1.
This man was regularly earning 1700 Euros, about 860,000 per month but it wasn't enough for him.
As in eh!
That sum is some people's annual salary in Nigeria oo.

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Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma: Gulak's Death Is A Clear Case Of Political Assassination by BrainSanitizer: 8:17pm On May 31, 2021
He vowed that those responsible for Gulak's death will definitely be brought to book. Uzodinma also revealed that his convoy was never attacked.
I thought the police said they've neutralized the people who killed Gulak.
Which people is Uzodinma vowing to bring to book again?
Health / Re: Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake 'Sent' By An Unknown Person (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 9:46pm On May 30, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
How is it even possible to send a snake sef .
E go be like snake oya come go bite this pesin for me undecided
story everywhere....
Lol...
When you see, you go believe.
Politics / Re: Buhari Expresses Outrage Over The Murder Of Ahmed Gulak by BrainSanitizer: 7:22pm On May 30, 2021
Maxymilliano:
I sincerely wish and hope the perpetrators will be caught and brought to book this time around.

Enough of empty condolence messages
I sincerely wish and hope so too.
Just that I know the perpetrators won't be caught.
They'll end up arresting and torturing innocent people with the option of confession to the crime as the only way to live.
We still need to do a lot in terms of solving murder cases in Nigeria.
Religion / Re: The Sleep Paralysis I Had: Could This Be A Spirit Wife? by BrainSanitizer: 10:07am On May 30, 2021
SimplyFacts:
The sleep paralysis I had few days ago was scary. I could feel/see something playing with my manhood, as if she (couldn't be sure of gender) wanted to use her mouth on me. With so much anger, I wanted to rebuke it but I was so powerless - couldn't talk or raise hands. I later woke up with fast heartbeats & said some prayers. It was in the daytime.

Could that be a spirit wife? I think I need to go for deliverance.
Next time, focus.
If it's a spiritual wife, smash her spiritually. Abi you no get spirit?

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Politics / Re: Umahi Sacks Over 1000 Board Members, Aides by BrainSanitizer: 6:42pm On May 29, 2021
Ebonyi State Governor David Umahi has dissolved all boards and commissions in the state with immediate effect.

He announced this during his 2021 anniversary day address to the people of the state.

Also sacked are management Committee members, liaison officers and local government advisory committee at all the 64 local government areas and 171 wards in the state.

Also affected by the sack are all the Executive Assistants, Technical Assistants and Senior Technical Assistants to the governor.

Put together, those sacked are over 1000.

The sack comes barely 24 hours after the governor sacked 83 members of the state executive council.

He however noted that some statutory boards are not affected by the dissolution.

They include Judiciary Service Commission, House of Assembly Service Commission, Civil Service Commission, Local Government Service Commission and Ebonyi State Independent Electoral Commission (EBSIEC).

The governor said the sack became necessary because some of the appointees have sympathy for the opposition People’s Democratic Party(PDP).

He also stated that the sack is to enable those who want to contest the local government elections next year and the All Progressive Congress(APC) congress to take part in the elections.

So Ebonyi has 64 LGAs?
I thought they have 13.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators Open Idiroko Border, Disarm Security Operative by BrainSanitizer: 6:26pm On May 29, 2021
kachuk:
small small another ipob is born in south west
Surely.
Just that the name will be funny.
Independent People of O'odua = IPOO
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Commander Marries Daughter Of Fulani Herdsman In Sambisa Forest - FFK by BrainSanitizer: 4:15pm On May 29, 2021
WiszyFraud:


grin grin

Can you share your brand of weed plssss grin
I don't think it's weed.
He has moved much higher than weed.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Demands ₦173,000 From Government After Deadly Potholes Damaged His Car In UK by BrainSanitizer: 4:09pm On May 29, 2021
I'm still having trouble seeing any potholes (naija spec) in the pictures.
Career / Re: Meet Maira Bashir El-Kanemi Who Started Flying Aircraft At 17 (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 3:19pm On May 29, 2021
Chienex24:


Lolz... Yeah... At least this one will not be killed
Oil dey your head well!
I don dey fear say another burnt offering loading...

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Sports / Re: APC Delta Sponsors UCL Finals Free Viewing Centre Tonight (Photo) by BrainSanitizer: 2:45pm On May 29, 2021
Tietie
Business / Re: Naira devaluation: BDCs get dollars at ₦393, sell for N494 by BrainSanitizer: 2:37pm On May 29, 2021
Buy: $20 000 a week @ #393/$ = #7 860 000
Sell: $20 000 a week @ #494/$ = #9 880 000
Make profit of #2 020 000 in a week.
That's #8 080 000 in a month!

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Politics / Re: How States Stand On RUGA by BrainSanitizer: 2:20pm On May 29, 2021
xpressionx:
No southern state is in support on RUGA
Imo is in a dilemma.
The supreme Court governor has dined with the devil.
It's now payback time.
I only pity the good people of Imo State whose birthright have been sold for the personal interests of a few.
Career / Re: Meet Maira Bashir El-Kanemi Who Started Flying Aircraft At 17 (Photos) by BrainSanitizer: 1:58pm On May 29, 2021
I was relieved to see that she's from Borno State and not from a certain State in the South South.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by BrainSanitizer: 1:46pm On May 29, 2021
Alexaonfleek:
Please what is the full meaning of gnld

Golden Neo-Life Diamite
Crime / Re: Bandits Block Kaduna-Abuja Road, Kidnap Scores Of People by BrainSanitizer: 9:44pm On May 28, 2021
Basitelo1:
May God help d poor masses
But as 4 Buhari and his Zombies may d devil who leads dem continufe 2 guide dem
Nay, not one of them will go to heaven!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by BrainSanitizer: 9:22pm On May 28, 2021
ggood:
Congratulations!!!

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ADDRESS:
Enter vehicle going to mararaba step down @ high court opposite access bank mararaba, stand by high court call this number 08033926263 to direct you in.
or ask of neo ngo empowerment
REQUIREMENTS:
Your CV and co-operate dress code.

TIME: 10:30am

NOTE: No African time, 30 minutes or more of Coming late may disqualify you

(Come with your MASK) NOTE: ONLY FOR THOSE IN ABUJA
Call me

Anything Neo = GNLD
Run! Run!! Run!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Is This Job Interview Genuine, I Just Got It Now by BrainSanitizer: 9:18pm On May 28, 2021
Anything Neo = GNLD
Run! Run!! Run!!!

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Politics / Re: Certificate Forgery Suit: Obaseki Reacts To His Victory At The Supreme Court by BrainSanitizer: 9:02pm On May 28, 2021
Sunofgod:
Another Supreme court governor....
How many times will they tell you that weed is not good for you?
Politics / Re: Psalm 33: Amaechi Turns Singer, Releases Gospel Song Featuring Wife (Video) by BrainSanitizer: 8:55pm On May 28, 2021
The guy is smart.
He's already preparing for his jail time.
There's nothing prisoners like more than music.
Hopefully, before the expiration of their evil, murderous and damning government, he'd have improved on his voice.
At least, his fellow inmates at Kuje will give him back up and chorus.

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Health / Re: 1 In Every 13 Residents Of Anambra Infected With Tuberculosis – Official by BrainSanitizer: 8:21pm On May 28, 2021
Hmmm
Agriculture / Re: FG Commissions 450 Metric Tons Cassava Processing Plant In Rivers by BrainSanitizer: 7:24pm On May 27, 2021
Good one by Nyesom Wike.
But then, I smell a rodent.
An APC minister commissioning a project in a PDP state?
Not just any State but Wike's Rivers State?
And even praising Wike?
Ok...
I may be wrong but I have a feeling that there's something about Wike and the APC that we'll get to understand very soon.
It's just a thought though.

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Travel / Re: Lagos Beach On Fire (Pictures, Video) by BrainSanitizer: 6:04pm On May 25, 2021
You mean water is burning?
Ayam not understanding.

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Politics / Re: Introduction Of Oduduwa Anthem In Ondo: Northern Elders Kick by BrainSanitizer: 9:12am On May 25, 2021
Jobless elders!
What about other organizations with anthems.
Schools have anthem.
Youth organizations have anthem.
Churches have anthem.
In case they don't know, an anthem simply defines a people based on their history, tradition and beliefs.
Education / Re: She Was Sacked For Telling Students To Pray For Nigeria by BrainSanitizer: 7:49am On May 25, 2021
omolola100:
Whenever an American citizen wake up in the morning, they will pray that God should bless America.

This country is turning to something else and i dont think Nigeria can ever balance again, my cousin who works in a private school got back home after the proprietress sacked her for asking the student to pray for the redemption of Nigeria, and also telling the student to observe a minute silence for the COAS and the military personnel that lost their life in the plane crash.

Is it a crime to pray for one's nation again?
The woman is an enemy of the nation for her to have rejected prayer for our dear nation.

It is not, and will never be a crime to pray for one's nation.
Unfortunately, your cousin may have asked the wrong people to pray.
As a teacher, students often do things they wouldn't normally do when you ask them to. Then they'll complain later.
It usually breed conflict between school owners and parents.
That's why staff must seek permission before doing anything that's not curricular, including praying.
Some of the students may have been told by their parents that Nigeria is no longer their country.
Some of them don't believe in prayer.
Some of them don't like the military, especially the Nigerian army.
There may be several reasons.
In fact, I know someone who was fired for telling a student who was failing his subject that he needs divine intervention.

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