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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Branduche: 6:45pm On Apr 26
So you have a wife and had a sex worker on the side shocked shocked
Kyng1:


I already got more drugs today, and I'm hoping it will work. I'm only scared for my wife not to contract it because she's pregnant. If it's really chicken pox, I heard it's extremely transferable.
Politics / Re: ‘Misplaced Priority’ – Obi Questions Lagos-calabar Super Highway Project by Branduche: 12:33pm On Apr 22
Abi. They should have constructed from Ondo. The great surveyor general of the federal republic of nigeria. You have done well with your insight.
EmeeNaka:
Peter Obi is right. The so called coastal highway from Lagos- Calabar is a huge project such as which Nigeria has no history of completing. That is why they started constructing from Lagos axis, just to ensure that Lagos is completed before the 8years or 4 years tenure elapses. We know about East-West Road that had taken ages, yet not completed.
It is important for Federal government to put in place a plan for adequate funding of all uncompleted Federal Road project littered across the country before embarking on another monumental projects.

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Travel / Re: Iyana Iba Interchange & Flyover Bridge, Badagry Expressway, Lagos (Pictures) by Branduche: 5:30pm On Apr 01
Ambode project o
SoNature:
This is mind-blowing! Sanwo-Olu is doing an excellent job! 👌👌👌

What are the governors of Akwa Ibom and Rivers States doing?

They shouldn't take those states backwards. Their predecessors did awesome infrastructural jobs!
Health / Re: See The Big Scorpion That Died In My Bucket (photo) by Branduche: 8:58pm On Mar 30
Scorpion house
Change apartment
Testiebobo:
Omo 😯 see the big scorpion that died in my bucket ☠️. I just woke up from afternoon nap, and I wanted to take shower and saw this.
Photo🔽 the Lord is my shepherd 😅
Politics / Re: NLC Rejects Abure's Re-election As LP National Chairman by Branduche: 9:40am On Mar 28
Nairaland is not the internet. Always do your own research. “History of Labour Party” is the search term to apply on google.

Jayhome24:


Are you alright? So NLC that belong to all Nigetia workers from.all parties now the one that formed LP? Are you insane or something?

When did NLC now forming political party?

This is one of the reason I hate you obidient with passion infact I hate all of you to the point if I see any obidient dying and I'm in a position to rescue him or her I won't I will let him.or her die to tell you how much I hate you guys. If its Tinubu or Atiku party caught in this mess the by now you will have break the Internet.
Politics / Re: NLC Rejects Abure's Re-election As LP National Chairman by Branduche: 12:44am On Mar 28
The Party was founded and established by the NLC. If the NLC is dissatisfied with the current executive council of the party, they have the right to express their criticism, conduct an investigation, and remove the chairmen if their actions constitute a legally punishable offense.
Ance4Liverpool:
N L C should go to hell, they are the ones making it seem as if labour party is having problems

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 11:43pm On Jan 17
daalụ o, mana zipu ego!

2sexycom:
Happy New Year Folks... It is 2024, let's go harder.

Congratulations to all domain sellers.

iCausetrouble how have you been bro?

Iykepromotions, Kedu?

BrandUche Nna, what's up?

AwesomeDuru, congrats on your growth. Not surprised about how far you have come. I noticed you would be a badass salesman when you started dropping those sales email on here, I also stated the copywriting skill you exhibited.

Bonsu, how is Ghana grin

Treasure28, thanks for those calls in 2023

Beckplanet, thank you for always sharing your milestone each year.

Learner47, I hail bros.

Ikhalyfah, where have you been?

HayKay2005, you just forget us for here. no b so ooo.

JudeAnajama, don't leave us here. Please come back.

God bless everyone involved in this journey and growth, 2024 is going to be great year, let's make it count.

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Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince Claims “oleku” Was The Inaugural Afrobeats Anthem by Branduche: 8:59am On Jan 01
Google things first before misusing the QWERTY keypad. Use the keyword “ Oleku release dates” into the search box
shadrach77:
Pure trash! Wizkid's "Pakurumo" and Davido's "Dami Duro" all came before Oleku

He is just trying to make himself relevant cry
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 11:53pm On Dec 01, 2023
Yes as an enduser.
An example, flutterwave barter domain was bought. Seen an african enduser do big purchases on specific domain they need.

YoobaNesan:
Study.ai sold by Andy Booth for $90k.

A Nigerian buyer @Mercuryheavens on X.

I doubt this sale, do you think a Nigerian can spend ₦90M on domain?

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Sports / Re: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Branduche: 9:00pm On Nov 14, 2023
Woman go do something, she will publicize it like one big deal.

A man will do uncountable things, even beyond his capacity and won’t even remember what he did.

robosky02:
Ighalo slept with BBNaija star, Nollywood actress’ – Estranged wife, Adesuwa


Sonia Adesuwa, the estranged wife of former Super Eagles striker, Odion Ighalo, has taken to social media to make serious allegations about him.

She claimed the former Manchester United player was sleeping around with different women including a Nollywood actress and a Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) reality star.

In her recent outburst, Adesuwa also threatened to expose more of Ighalo’s dirty secrets.

Adesuwa also claimed she helped Ighalo throughout his career and assisted his immediate family travel to Europe.


https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/14/ighalo-slept-with-bbnaija-star-nollywood-actress-estranged-wife-adesuwa/

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Politics / Re: Dapo Abiodun, Hope Uzodimma And Soludo Are The Worst Governors - Mokwechineme by Branduche: 7:54am On Oct 23, 2023
What worries me is the way you have analyzed so confidently based on hearsay from your group of peasants who are not privileged to have an access to these three personality

Abiodun is doing a good job if you had an access to see what rot amosun left for him to deal with.

Uzodinma to me if far better than the okorocha that left there.

Soludo to me is the basis of your argument. Don’t cut through the corners. Come out with your full chest. I am from anambra, I don’t expect an economist who is in the journey to create a structured people governance to focus on leaving dirts in your local government. Knowing how the people misuse opportunity given to them. He has done well.


mokwechineme:
3 In the third position is Abiodun - governor of Ogun state. I have been hearing so much about his ineptitude. Even though Ogun state is the home state of some of the most prominent Nigerians, the state seem to be lacking in good governance and Abiodun happens to be a typical example of this phenomenon.

2 Sitting in the second position is Uzodimma - the one fondly called Ozodimgba is the governor of Imo state. He has literally supervised the carnage in his state encouraging the federal government to create theatre of war in the state he governs. There has been incidence of massacre of innocent civilians, displacement of communities and burning of villages by the Nigerian soldiers and he feels that will guarrantee his hold on Imo state.

1 Sitting in the first position of the worst governors is Chukwuma Soludo - Governor of Anambra state. In one of his numerous promises is making Anambra the Dubai/Taiwan of Africa. He also promised Anambra would be one huge construction site during his tenure. As we speak, we never see Awolowo's head, talkless of Azikiwe's. He has been in Ekwulobia with the out of priority project for more than a year constructing one flyover while Willie Obiano adjudged one of the most incapable governors did three flovers in a space of three months. In the Omanbala region where i reside, he has closed all refuse dumpsites leaving people with nowhere to dispose their refuse.
The hungry boy that is paid to defend him here on nairaland, should help tell me where in Omabala region comprising of 5 local governments does Soludo have one single project going on other than hanging banners of solution is here in every nook and crany of the state especially where the previous administrations sited projects.

Soludo remains a total tragedy to Ndi Anambra

Which are ur worst??
Politics / Re: It’s Treasonable To Deploy Nigerian Army To Niger Without Senate Approval — MBF by Branduche: 11:53pm On Aug 12, 2023
Morbeta11:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/08/its-treasonable-to-deploy-nigerian-army-to-niger-without-senate-approval-mbf/

This Niger situation really showed me how very deep we lack knowledge at the way the continent is secured. ECOWAS standby military is not same as Nigerian army. It breaks my heart reading stuffs like this from learned people.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2023
AroFx:
Bosses in the house, pls what's the best response to this end user reply

Always use VPN..
That enduser did a soft shade.
Travel / Re: Why A Nigerian Was Denied Schengen Visa (Refusal Letter) by Branduche: 1:20pm On Jul 30, 2023
Health / Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by Branduche: 12:50pm On Jul 10, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:


Only you get more than 5 monikers for this forum. And the funniest thing is that, you'll start a thread with one. Quote yourself with another. Make a lone comment with one. Attack yourself with one. And like all your posts with another.
You are so consistent with this. How you dey take do am?

Mehn that was one hell of a study. Took you few days?
Culture / Re: Let Have Some Fun Mention One "Pidgin Proverbs" You Know? by Branduche: 2:00pm On Jun 22, 2023
Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

Them kno dey tell blind man say rain dey fall
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 10:28pm On May 19, 2023
bxcode:
Hello house, please who has experienced this scenario before, I filled those contact us form on an end-user website, and he replied "Thank you. Will think about it".
What's the best approach to handle the feedback?? Its over 24hrs now since the feedback.


I can identify you want a sale at warp speed, but sometimes, it’s best to give ample time for a prospect to think about any pitch. Say 72hours tops. But if you must email before 72hrs, be sure to have your body of the email well detailed about why the domain can be strategic investment to them while it provides a strong online presence and enhancing brand credibility. Whatever you decide, make sure the email is as short as possible, but convincing.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 6:13pm On May 18, 2023
Promxy94:


Thank you so much sir I know you have always been of help to me. I reached out to both mails you dropped but the ist one bounced but the second one didn't. I hope to get a better response from him, as I will keep the house updated.
Thanks sir

Sorry, the one that bounced, this is the correct address l.skaarup@epik.com

Apologies.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 4:26pm On May 18, 2023
pwetie:


My other account (learner47) was banned let's help a brother...Branduche & co.

Unfortunately I cannot provide the solution you seek due to disengagement from Epik holdings. From what I know, majority of the CS folks had left. So it’s expected to get extremely slow replies from whoever is on shift there with operations reduced to 8 hours daily. No more 24hrs.

Reach out to l.skaruup@epik.com or b.royce@epik.com

For those who have 2FA on their acoount, I will advice you deactivate it, set a stronger alphanumeric character password.

Sorry!!

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Family / Re: My Husband Doesn't Want Us To Get A House Help by Branduche: 6:58pm On May 10, 2023
Xerona:
Hello Nairalanders, there is an issue at hand.
I have two kids and recently gave birth to the third few months ago. It's been really difficult for me since I practically do most of the house chores... my husband is hardly around because of work.

I came down with this strange disturbing headache that doesnt go away. So I went to see a doctor and she said the headache was as a result of postpartum stress and lack of sleep.

The truth is I'm awake most of the time because of the baby or when I'm attending to other household matter. I haven't had a good sleep in a long while. So when the doctor suggested I get a house help so I can find time and sleep when shes holding the baby. I knew she she was on point. But the problem is my husband, he wouldn't hear of it, he doesn't want us to get any househelp...

I even pleaded with him and made him see reasons why I needed help, but he refused... I'm beginning to think I ended up with the wrong person because I dont understand why anyone would deliberately want to subject their wife to this kind of torture.

My kids are age 5, 2 and 3 months... I go to the market, cook, clean, i even do school run too...He's a contractor and will be travelling back to work next week.. yet he doesn't want me to get help...

Have you spoken to him about another idea of having a house staff that doesn’t live in? Resume at 8am, closes at 7pm
Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by Branduche: 5:55pm On Mar 15, 2023
Germanhunter:
Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

Just go through this thread: https://www.nairaland.com/4696641/official-car-comparison-recommendation-thread

And get Heavenlybang and Nurey to help there with choosing your first car. There are also great people on the thread though.

For me I will only recommend Toyota Corolla, Toyota Yaris and Honda Civic 2008 as first car.

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Car Talk / Re: The Official Car Comparison/Recommendation Thread by Branduche: 9:14pm On Jan 02, 2023
CVT
eamodu:
Please which year of the nissan altima is a good buy with no issues? I heard they are problematic, how true?
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 10:10am On Aug 28, 2022
Send the domain to tony@epik.com
I will check if it’s redeemable for free or a possible charge.
emmyang:
I sold a domain in redemption period. It's with Epik. Already tried contacting Rob. Somehow, I can't seem to redeem it. Rob hasn't answered in many hours now. Chatted with their support. They also left me hanging. What can I do please? There was a good man here working with Epik. Please can you help out?

Please was it Beckplanet or Branduche? I need your help.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 10:10am On Aug 28, 2022
Health / Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by Branduche: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2022
Start showing responsibility.. register her for antenatal.. And don’t allow her education be paused.
New222:
I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.

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Family / Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by Branduche: 4:08pm On May 24, 2022
And you are doing your uncle Yahoo bah.
Is he in the USA because of you?
Such entitlement to his money wink
VictorUSA:
My dad is death.My mum sells vegetable and pepper.
Music/Radio / Re: Mention A Line From A Popular Song & Someone Will Tell You The Name Of The Song by Branduche: 12:03am On May 22, 2022
“ Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower
But it's, "Bleep the world", get a child out her
Yeah, my life a bitch, but you know nothin' 'bout her
Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers“
Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Branduche: 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Buy Tadalis
One tab only.
30 min before the match with her.
She will be begging you steady.

Please don’t use tadalis more than once
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by Branduche: 9:25am On May 19, 2022
Delete love from your mind. Keep enjoying the cookie jar.
Get another girlfriend to make her jealous.
She will have sense like trump.

Alaigbopress:
Please Elders in the house I need a serious advice because I don't want to make mistake.

I met this girl about four months ago, I approached her and after some weeks we started dating. She told me that she broke up with ex boy friend last December because her parents were not in support of the marriage. She told me that she has nothing to do with the said boyfriend.

But recently I noticed that she still share the pictures of the ex boy friend on her Whatsapp status and even still use his pictures as her phone wall paper. I confronted her about that and she said it does not mean anything. Since we started dating she has not for one posted my pictures on her Whatsapp status but has posted that of her ex up to o three times.


The one that got me sad and made me threaten to dump her is that she posted a WhatsApp Status requesting that anyone who mention her Boy Friend's name will get a credit card rewards and most of her friends were mentioning her Ex's name and she was cool to post the screenshots of where they mentioned her ex's name. Know it that some of my friends are also her friend and they saw the status and they have been asking me if the girl is actually dating me or someone else.

Please Elders in the House what should I do. Should I quit this relationship or should I confront her and hear her out?. Please Mod move it to front page I beg You.
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 12:02am On May 16, 2022
Hi, kindly exercise patience for the flutterwave virtual cards maintenance.

Promxy94:


Please sir good evening and hope you are having a good day today.

Please this barter card maintenance is taking long, is there another Alternative.

Please let me know if there is an alternative payment method like bartar cards.

Thanks.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Branduche: 10:15pm On Apr 15, 2022
She found a future, XYZ generation.
Bought domains during promos 4/5years ago.
Owns a huge number of one word XYZ domains.
No JUJU there.

yemight2776:
No be juju be that, this girl sha.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Very Reckless Past. by Branduche: 12:28am On Mar 29, 2022
Lol and you call this reckless past?
Let me take you to a benue state trip...
You will realize this your babe is still very okay.
And she even told you comfortably abi cheesy

Every one has a past. Everyone environment is never the same.Try to know her more.
But respect/love her for telling you her past. Not all girls do this.
That girl just play a guide for you. Na you know understand (she is fully committed).




Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

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