₦airaland Forum

GloriaNino:
Absolutely Vile

And yours too

TINALETC3:
women, Una dey try dese days oooo

let's change your relationship status

Dsov2016:
Unless you were not there, or you'll know that that is a very long if

Thunder way go fire u, ur ancestors go feel am. Where on earth did u vote in the Edo elections . as far as I know and trust me it is very far obaseki won. Ize iyamu was busy receiving update via phone from his canvassers who knew they had lost but were feeding the original agbero false results for fear of their lives. Even tinfrastructure and PDP asked them to share when they saw the mood of the voters they refused to share except at okada where they igbinedion and his daughter share 10,000 naira and at uhumwode and orhiomwon where uroghide with the connivance of odubu shared 5,000 naira. Most people refused to vote PDP after taking there money due to oshiomole work in infrastructure the meeting he called for farmers where 60,000 farmers attended where he promised land for farming and c of o for those who already have farm and keying the state into the CBN anchor borrower's scheme and boi youth and artisan empowerment and reclaiming most of okada land from the igbinedion family.

Are you done foaming in the mouth?

I was there, i voted and yes, ize-iyamu was the more popular and desired candidate same as oshiomole was in 2008 and 2012

Now drop dead!!

phenol33:
what if apc win after re-counting the edo vote

Unless you were not there, or you'll know that that is a very long if

dman4mdmoon:
Some people will still say that this picture was taken in 2015! The same way they will doubt it if the man makes a video of himself addressing Nigerians. At least it is now evident that the man is alive though he looks stressed and needs to rest.

If
If
If

And guess what?

More

Ifs
.............................

But if he should make a video while holding todays paper, we will believe he isn't dead! ..............yet!


Only if...........................

Atmmachine:

Jesu.
These clowns dressed like my 73 year old uncle when he came to America.

How in the world would you wear agbada over a turtleneck sweater and a jacket over the agbada and then a muffler on your neck, it's not even that cold in the UK

It is when you're dying

gbosaa:
I am going to face mekka with my jar of Vaseline. I will fiercely and energetically apply it to my cassava till it ferments and shoot molten starch.
I will not stop till I see stars and crescent moon

Z-a-g-g-a-d-a-T mi hombre!

softwerk:
Mumu talk identified!

Hmmm

As lewd as it may seem was actually paying you a compliment. I guess i vibed your ability to be humoured wrong then.

Have a nice day

softwerk:
Hmmmmmm, seeing these pictures marriage just dey hungry me

Can't wait to start having regular sex (In Linda Ikeji's voice)

Regular, irregular, disregulated sex! I'm your man

She haute buh she ain't gat naffin on u your royal yanshesty

In Orezi's voice............

see your baka be like toolz

Follow me come i'll pay your dues

dominique:
That's stretching it a bit. There is no way he could have known that he was going to defeat GEJ five years prior. He was just expressing the same concern every Nigerian had back then.

And echoing him, we are expressing similar concerns he had back then that every Nigerian (except you of course ) has right now that he should show up and resume at the helm of affairs again, resign or be impeached!

Chikena!!

Is that so hard to understand?

dominique:
That's because you refuse to see the sense in it. If Buhari was asking his fellow northerner (from same state o) to step down for a southerner to take over, then he is not the tribal bigot that he has been portrayed to be. Understood?

The northerner that he lost to? Right! bigot first, no make that vindictive bigot! Sambo dasuki can attest to it

AfterEarth:
I don't get @bolded.

Thought you promote break ups?
Emphasis on "break-ups" needing initial hook-ups to occur, gerrit?

AfterEarth:
Babe .. The thing tire me.

I'm just going through comments .. With that I'll know what the OP was actually insinuating ..

Between .. @OP don't ask me for any relationship advice because I'm single and I promote breakups ..

#OyaTakeKiss

I love that! I will like to break up with you, but first, we gotta have something to break innit?

What say you?

madridguy:
Insha Allah you will be back home soon healthy and fit. You are always on my mind and prayer.

Insha allah back as a cadaver aminallahu!

Never new there was an anatomical part of a Roach that could be called an ASS

Joavid:
Physical attraction for me takes time. I've never dated based on looks. and luckily for me, I don't meet ugly men.

Now, here's a conundrum

blackaxe78:
Good One!

Believing she is going to win the English Premier League and Obi will be forced to come develop our Agriculture in Nigeria so Formula One races can also be hosted in Ghana.


Great achievement for the Red Devils!

Man ah bloooood clot!!!!

davibid:
I hope you will come out and fight par adventure they show up

Don't need to, they got their sh*** well covered unlike some parts of my state (delta) that are not representing and falling our hands, these niggars fly the fvcking south flag high! The day fulani collaborate with military and wipe out any community there is the day every other fulani and hausa runs out on code! We don't kiss and tell! Ask any fulani/hausa in bayelsa wassup! The reprisals will go unnoticed and unreported, there will be no bodies of evidence, hundreds of hausas will just cease to exist!

So yes, we know the collaboration they have with the buhararian sunni military

iPopAlomo:
Explain Jon Snow's black hair...

Tagaryen's can produce any other hair colour when intermarried with other blood lines

midolian:
Mr Man, don't forget to remember to run for your life!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jLwVX7_sfXY/maxresdefault.jpg

Why is moto-moto chasing that nigga?

davibid:
Herdsmen attack on Bayelsa loading...

Them no born dem well

Proffesor dumbledore!
Oh no!

I don't know why for the life of me westerners and buhari will have the temerity to label us corrupt when they are a corruption tag team personified!

They are just more subtle about it and phrase it in terminologies and jargons to pass it of as legit and as creative financing and/or exploiting tax loopholes as drumpf will put it

Horlufemi:
If your idea of Yoruba is the elite, then there's no need in discourse.

Like I always said Johnathan isn't a saint and righteousness is dead.

In other words you could not find a rebuttal or plausible deniability to hide behind!

What a shame!

Chiiiiiisoooooooos!!!!!


Well, can't say i am surprised

when injustice becomes a law, resistance becomes a [color=silver]duty[/color]!!!!

'Nof said!

shakaZuIlu:
hahaha haha Tonyebarcanista na my boy ooo

And dazz why i am routing for him too

shakaZuIlu:
lol bruv you get mouth ooo i trowey salute
our own Tonyebarcanista can sing oooo

our hero should do the needful and save us all

Plus you forgot to add help tonye reach a global audience with his talents

Oya tonye, start [color=pink]prey[/color]ing oh every barrier to your inter-nacional renown, fall down and......................

Rayhandrinni:
babe, stop kicking off...i didnt say nothing bout what you got on...i just made a joke off your laps...chill bro

When personally involved, 99.9% of Nigerian girls have their humour compass pointing false north!

When gisting with them, never forget who they are (Nigerian girls) and their offence taking speed is directly proportional to how much they like you and like you to like them

TrapQueen77:



Hahahaah... Where can I sign up?

Report for your first workout at the event centre ze ma kribs at 20:00 UTC/ 21:00 GMT+1

Dress code: wear nada prada

About time!!