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PoliticsRe: Police To MASSOB : Don't Hoist Biafran-Flag by bright007(f): 1:07pm On Aug 30, 2012
It will be possible and faster for å cow to pass through d eye of å needle than for dream of å country called biafra to come into reality.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 12:50pm On Aug 30, 2012
No....I have work.
Can u do dike-dike/kole-kole?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 11:45am On Aug 30, 2012
bunmioguns: No . . .when am not Mogulo



have u ever been cheated?
gringringrin...I heard that guy even eat mosquitoes....

No....never been cheated oo..u don forget say I be jamesbond?...
Can I press ya bosom for one naira?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 11:18am On Aug 30, 2012
No...why should I?
Do u eat cockroach?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2012
Yes and No..stewpid kwesion
Can we tangle?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Things You Should Never Do At Your Work Place by bright007(f): 4:50pm On Aug 28, 2012
Good points...lemme add one:Never always try to show dat you know it all in d office...always give room for others to give their opinions/solutions....You maybe tagged as I.T.K
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 4:35pm On Aug 28, 2012
No...what is d meaning of bleep self?

Are u ok?
Jokes EtcRe: Do U Know Ur Shoe Size Can Tell Ur Age?? by bright007(f): 5:29pm On Aug 27, 2012
booobsqeee...why you too dey copy and paste?I posted this same content å few months back and here u are with ya photocopying machine...haba
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 5:20pm On Aug 27, 2012
No....it is not fair


Do u understand?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 2:12pm On Aug 26, 2012
Nooo...I went with my koran
Do you believe me?
CrimeRe: 26-Yr-old Man Beats-up His Mother For Not Cooking by bright007(f): 1:15pm On Aug 26, 2012
D sage: I disagreed with you,I doubt if a Yoruba guy can raised his hand at his mother for failure to prepared his meals.
CrimeRe: 26-Yr-old Man Beats-up His Mother For Not Cooking by bright007(f): 1:11pm On Aug 26, 2012
D sage: I disagreed with you,I doubt if a Yoruba guy can raised his hand at his mother for failure to prepared his meals.
Take ur time to understand what I wrote.I said "if u investigate this issue thoroughly,u will be surprised that the reason why he beat up his mum is far from d fact she didn't prepare his meals.I believe there were other issues involved
You also said that å yoruba boy cannot do the same as what ťĥĕ boy did above.Now I think we should stop all this tribal sentiment.Evil acts are not limited to å particular group of people or tribe.Its only the one you get to hear either from å good source or the media that you know.When I ŵăš in Lagos,I watch å program which is aired every sunday.Its titled "Nkan nbe".I watched an episode where å yoruba boy threatened to hit his mum's brains with å pestle.The program shows what happened in real life.
Don't bring that phrase dat å yoruba boy cant do this or that.
CrimeRe: 26-Yr-old Man Beats-up His Mother For Not Cooking by bright007(f): 12:32pm On Aug 26, 2012
Why all this noise?.Anybody with å sound mind should know that what d boy did was not endemic to igboland but is in every tribe,state,etc.This report is an isolated case that eventually found its way to d jury and now the media.If u go through d write-up carefully,u will see that the boy was bailed with N50000 meaning he was not poor up to the extent of not been able to feed.
My point here is dat we all sholud improve on our reasoning because I believe there is more to this story than just that the boy beat his mother up all because of food.I believe he had issues with his mum.However,he has no excuse whatsoever for beating up his mum
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kidnap The Ibenanowei Of Okordia-Clan In Bayelsa by bright007(f): 11:34am On Aug 26, 2012
This thread has been invaded by miscreants.Instead of condemning the evil act,the low-lifes have turned this thread into a thread of fighting a war of words and whiskers.
Jokes EtcRe: 5 Mistakes You Should Never Make As A Nigerian by bright007(f): 11:17am On Aug 26, 2012
where is d joke?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 11:13am On Aug 26, 2012
No....I employ people..
Do u need å job?
Jokes EtcRe: How Long Have U Been On Nairaland? by bright007(op): 7:12pm On Aug 25, 2012
Acidosis: wow! . .
[quote author=~vicky~]shocked shocked shocked shocked am missing u too dearie?
how's your day? smiley smiley[/quote]
Acidosis: wow! . .
See this 2 lovebirds oooo...na here una wan do rendezvous.....make una fly comot here or else....I get catapult wey no dey use stone....na IED/bomb d catapult dey use...I believe una know wetin dat one mean..gringringringrin
PoliticsRe: Dangote Monopolising Power Distribution At Ikorodu by bright007(f): 5:01pm On Aug 25, 2012
well..if your allegations are true,then its unfortunate.
My advice for you is to relocate to å better location since you are not å landlord.
TravelRe: 10-Things You Shouldn't Do/Say Outside Nigeria. by bright007(f): 4:42pm On Aug 25, 2012
Nice thread.Let me contribute....
My cousin came back from London some months ago and we went to a nearby supermarket to buy basic items.
I bought å sliced bread in addition to other items...d sales girl packed everything in black nylon for us and my cousin objected...he said d only way he would walk back home with me is if d girl changes d pack to another colour....d girl immediately changed it..
He later told me dat in London,u don't buy something in å black pack...only thieves/pilfers do so...You will be avoided by everyone if they see u carrying something in å black nylon.
gringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 4:01pm On Aug 25, 2012
No...why una come dey toast for here naw?

are u searching for love?
PoliticsRe: Faces/Images On The New 5000 Naira Note by bright007(f): 11:27am On Aug 25, 2012
One thing is sure:The N5000 fake will surely emerge before the original comes out
Just imagining somebody collecting å fake N5000 note
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(op): 10:46am On Aug 25, 2012
larride: Easy honey
help me calm boodsqee down ooo.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 9:20am On Aug 25, 2012
Yes....but how do we conduct å fair pageant online?
Are u addicted to Nairaland?
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Simile * Joke Section Version* by bright007(op): 9:14am On Aug 25, 2012
booqee: come, u dis godforsaken stupidd son of a bastarrd, are u daft or something?? I try as much to ignore ur acute display of insanity. But then its got limit. Get off my case if u don't want me to insult u. I'm only overlooking ur immaturity cos u're way beneath me. U dis disgusting bittching scumbag..!
So d thing pain u sotey u begin menstruate for hia.
Let me remind incase u hav forgotten,this is d jokes section.Don't take things personal.
You also mentioned being matured than me...well I won't contest that(since I don't know u physically).But I know for sure that the reply u gave above is immaturity at its peak cos its only å child that gets angry for being teased.gringringringrin
CultureRe: What's So Special About Male Children? by bright007(f): 8:53am On Aug 25, 2012
dasparrow: You Nigerian women are your own worst enemies. No wonder many of your men punch and beat the crap out of you people with the type of mentality you exhibit in this post of yours. So in Nigeria, because a man married and paid a woman's bride price, she becomes his property? So there are still Nigerian women who think like you in 2012? Anyways, you are a product of your Nigerian society and environment. Who am I to object to your sick and demented way of reasoning if that is all you have been taught by your parents and the chuvinist Nigerian society you were brought up.
[color=red]Hey don't misunderstand my post!By virtue of å man being the head of d family,he owns everything including d woman.I say this because d man's command must be the woman's wish most of d time whether she likes it or not.
so remove sentiments and be down to earth.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 8:23am On Aug 25, 2012
No...most are wugly.
Do u think NL guys are handsome?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 4:14am On Aug 25, 2012
Yes...I collect church offerings
Do you mind if we hijack d next church offering?gringringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by bright007(f): 9:45pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ajibel: u think am hermaphrodioic like jackpot and bright huh
See this munttulla dey yan rubbish!
House-husband like you dey talk wen better people dey talk?*gives him å hot e-igbaju*gringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op): 7:20pm On Aug 24, 2012
Yes...No...Yes gringringrin
Should same-sex marriage be legalised in naija?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No Reloaded! by bright007(op):
Yes...No...Yes gringringrin
Should same-sex marriage be legalised in naija?
CultureRe: What's So Special About Male Children? by bright007(f): 6:31pm On Aug 24, 2012
mrrock: Obama (U.S president) have 2 daughters ''only''.

Bill gates (richest man in the world) have 1 daughter ''only''.

Bill Clinton (former U.S president) have 1 daughter ''only''.

To be honest I always said male children when I get married. But I have changed my mind after seeing this thread and comparing the above persons. It struck me girl children are even better ''IF'' they could get good education. Forget about that linage stuff....
You have forgotten that å man goes out of his family to marry å woman from another and å woman is married out of her family into his husband family.
What becomes of the only daughters of the rich men u mentioned above when they die and their daughters gets married?Do u expect them to be the head of their family because of inherited riches?
You seem to have forgotten that when å man marries å woman and pays her bride price,she becomes his property.He owns d woman and everything that belongs to her.

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