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LET THE PREDICTIONS AND BETTINGS BEGIN. ... .


1, 2, 3. . .GO!!!!!

gigz31: young lady are you alright....you have been saying this for like a week now....find something to do with your GOD given time...wait sef what are you good at?...the answer is not far fetched saying rubbish i guess.

alienvirus: Oh no, I hate eating pork! Do you eat that dirty thing? You must be disgusting.

alienvirus: I will rather watch tom and jerry

alienvirus: The only reason I can be a christian is because of this: www.nairaland.com/1004043/evangelists-street-must-packed-aro

Jakumo: The Right Honorable Grammar-Meister At-Large, Patrick Obahiagbon, of the “Flabber-Whelmed and Over-Ghasted" fame, never fails to deliver whenever the need arises to put The Queen’s lingua franca through its paces in all its unmitigated, timeless splendor, cacoethes loquendi, cacoethes scribendi.

Effortlessly bestriding the ever-shifting metaphysical delineation that separates inter-alia the ponderous, pedantic and indecipherable from the transcendent and inspired, our man Patrick takes no prisoners as he pulls out all stops to bombard befuddled captive audiences with cascading rip-tides of scintillating diction carefully drawn from the most labyrinthine, convoluted, obscure and tautological outer reaches of human comprehension, ad-nauseum, nolle-prosecui, curia-advisari-vult. In simple terms, the prevailing modus operandi shall maintain its current status-quo and continue to do so ipso-facto, corpus-habeus, ad-iudicium, and of course, ad-infinitum.


As Miles Davis was to improvisational jazz, Patrick Obahiagbon is to the English language. Whether it be Miles cutting loose with his trumpet, or Patrick reaching for his well-worn thesaurus, the band plays on, allowing the soloist to lift off into the stratosphere of existential and neurological suspended animation, such that even when sour notes slip out into the mesmerizing audio-perceptory data-stream, disoriented audience members merely glance around, note others vigorously nodding their heads in spellbound appreciation, and so proceed to do the same for fear of appearing ignorant or uncultured, veritas vos liberabit.

Patrick is da MAN. Nihil Incarborendum Illegitimi !

bright007: Find d missing ICE
(1)Dat is an ectoparasite found on dogs
(2)Å six-sided box
(3)Used to improve taste and aroma
(4)Ån house-hold pest
(5)World's most consume grain
(6)When water changes from liquid to solid
(7)To cut into chops/pieces
(Å second-in-command
(9)D worth of something
(10)A liquid-like food consumed esp wen cold

Idowuogbo: ^ dats my gal! Fire burn all d excrembres and haters.

U neva jam o!

BinghiNya: The love peddlers are christians gbam

booqee: Beht y dani, y dyu act like a new moderator wey job still dey shack im body?? You like to dey show power sha...and e dey pain me seriously!

Oya have you read dis finish? Oya hide dis post too as usual.

Idowuogbo: Word battle wiv minors aint my thing. Btwn! Dats a HE!

U new to j sec aren't u? U so gullible.