₦airaland Forum

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Looks like a low budget asss award for South Easterners only

uncle plan your own make we see na

Sayishalom:
It's not about jealousy. The contemplations I have is about doing the right thing.

Mr right lusting after someone’s wife? *lafs*

Pics or i don’t blve this...simple!

Saviourk:
Freedom of speech has a limit;maybe he forgot

then y is it called freedom of speech?

Hisbah21:
touching and sad.. but some Ipobians fools are celebrating it

Ewu.

Freestainworld:
Build 3 storey building for rental first, park in into one of the flats while leasing the remaining flats out, then gradually plan properly on how to build private house later.

exactly what my in-law did.

Karemarealty288:
Mumu opportunist do the needful and report to police not social media.

this ur whisky glass cup no dey full?

Illuminatiship:
May death not come the moment our light is about to start shinning..

amen!!!

Goodvibes8:
My girlfriend is a Banker at GTB (not a contract staff). I just love her unconditionally. I thought she was different from other ladies. My girlfriend is cheating on me with an elderly ugly man.

She switched off her phone for 2 days, since on Tuesday. The first day I noticed, I was scared for her safety because she don't behave like that.

I called her very close friend and she said she haven't heard from her too but I shouldn't worry that she's fine.

Then I knew something was fishy. I live in Ogun state, so I went to Lagos early this morning as at 4:45am hoping to see her at home before she go to work.

When I got to her house, I saw her neighbor (she haven't seen me before else she would have lied to me as well) so I asked after my girlfriend and she said she has not been around since on Sunday.

In my mind, I was like since Sunday? Well, I know since last week, she has been acting strange. I noticed she's always quick to discharge me whenever we're on call.

I just went straight to her office at ikeja. I met with a security man and i asked if miss Lydia (not her real name) has come to office this morning? He said no but she will soon come afterall work starts by 8am and it's just 7am.

I just sat inside my car looking angry and curious. As at 7:25am, a car dropped her. I came down from my car immediately to approach her.

I was like so this is the ugly slowpoke you have been staying with since on Sunday that made you switched off your phone abi? She even have guts to ask what am I doing in Lag?

This is a girl I have never cheated on her before. Despite I am good looking, dark and tall with a good physique.

I don't know what to do. I'm heart broken . She hasn't even call me till now. This is a girl I have sacrificed a lot for.

u jst hav to let go and move on bro.

ChizzyBuna:
Im 35 years old and i have one aunty who is a generous lady. Anytime she visits and im around. She is always in the habit of giving us money from 1k to 5k.
Since 2015 she does this
Back then it was cool cuz i was young guy
But now as a man, it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Recently i meet her she gave me 1k as i was about to leave. I thought she wanted me to buy something for her. So i asked her what is the 1k for she said its for me.
I kinda felt sad, like why is this woman always giving me money anytime we meet.
One side of me hates this because as a man i feel weird to collect money from women. I feel i should be the one giving not recieving.

I almost didnt want to take the 1k, i just felt like does this woman think im homeless or a hungry broke guy that everytime we meet she give me like 1k oe 2k. Im confused

How do i react next time i see her and she wants to give me money. How should i politely reject it?

this has notin to do with being matured, broke or rich bro...once had an aunt like that b4 she died. She was also givin us money like that even when boys turned men anytime she visits till she died...Family na family bro...no reason am.

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

call ur people and tell them exactly what u wrote here and thank me later.

thorpido:
Wetin come dey worry the man?
She should pay back money spent on his own children?
Abi him do DNA see say no be him get the children?

the story no jst str8

Bluntguy:
I am here lavishly spending my data seeing this.

swearz

Softorgasm:
This op want to spoil market for us..
op who send you?

teddybarz:
so d rest no have sense? Is dat what u mean?

e weak me o

simplepee:
Igbo Amaka.

If I no marry Igbo man, make I know wetin cause am.

My dreams is very simple; Have a stable income, be an Igbo wife . Lobatan

my Edo Fiancé...u not just comin to igbo land but to Anambra state for that matter...will make sure of that my love.

illicit:
Not only in Lagos

It's everywhere these days


How shopping malls became their HQ still baffles me

u must b an Abuja based...

donbachi:
Choppings...dis week stew for u.

i wonder for una wey dey chop anytin animal....yuck!!!

Waakanda:
Mercedes of course... with the big digital screen combo? Na till thy kingdom come o.

u no even see the dash board

Sunisonflex39:
Finally.....them don release me from ban..I must kill snake to celebrate it before this year ends and give lala

i no dey even reason that ban of a thing...anytime i see quote? i quote...if i no come see am? i go jst feed my eyes and bounce...lala ban can b very annoyin and na that time u go see better gists wey u go like quote but lala go wan dey use person shine jst like that victor nwankwo weddin IV...THAT GUY WAS MY CLASSMATE IN DENGRAM...I WAS THERE PRESENT THE DAY HIM AND THAT SENIOR HAD THAT FALL OUT THAT BROKE HIS SPINAL CORD...SO WAS HAPPY HE WAS GETTIN MARRIED BUT GUESS WHAT? I WAS BANNED BY LALA AND WAS UNABLE TO QUOTE...LALA IF I CATCH YOU EHHHHHHH!!! I WIL JST KISS YOUR LIPS THATS IF YOU BE BABE O...BUT NO SHAKING...U DON DO YOUR OWN.

Kriss216:
Catholic Church dey try to uphold our culture and inheritance.

Kudos to them.

Otito diri Jesu.

na ndu ebighebi...amen!!!

una no realise early...ndi mgbu!!!

ItsGoodToBeGood:
Congratulations o..


You propose to person daughter ontop 3rd Mainland Bridge and you expect her to say No abi,,, Bad Guy

hehehehehehehe....Bahd Guy!!! I hope it's not what am thinking o

Commando by Arnold Schwarznigga comes to mind.

Biodun556:
It seems the media is tired of covering ipob atrocities

abi IPOB are tired of being accused of crimes dey knw notin abt. You get it? If u don’t get it, forget abt it.

DannyG8:
My nairalanders people
Is it okay to maintain friendship after breaking up a relationship?
The lady I was dating broke up with me and still wants me to be close to her as always but it's eating me up and I don't know how to handle the situation.

yeah...but jst dey nyash her dey go...no go love up o!!!

Denvacandy:
We got married in 2018 and things where going smooth, i was working with a company in port harcourt and i can bodly say i was very okay, taking flight is not an issue.

When she wanted to give birth to our first child, it was through CS and i paid every damn bills amounting to 500k or so.

We moved down to ogun state and i was taking flight monthly to see her from port harcourt.

Fast forward to 2020, the comapny fold up and i lost my job, i came down to ogun fully with my wife and everything went down, feeding was hard and my savings is drying up.

You know how woman do and how to satisfy them so my savings eventually dried up and the reality was down.

She applied for a teaching job at govt school and she got employed and i was always at home.

Do she was supportive but its didnt took long when she changed and started treating me badly.

I was so sad the day she utter all terirble words to me, on how have not been a good husband and how i have not been dropping money for food and co.

how i have not been taking care of her, i almost moved to tears and i refused to eat her food for some period, i was being supported by a street friend.

How can someone you have sacrificed so much for all of a sudden change and bring out thier true color.

that’s women for u brother.

LordviccoDaGuru:
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The Buhari I know will never release that Terriorsts so better wake up from ur dream

if u call Nnamdi Kanu a terrorist, what wud u now call ur brothers killin people in every state and parts of the con3?

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TheRareGem1:
https://pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/11/18/nigerian-celebrities-who-raised-over-n150m-for-davido-full-list/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Oba Elegushi....Kabiesi o���

CUMIN:
At least they should permit meth so that we can forget our sorrow.

i swear Bro

Ghana and stoopidity.