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CelebritiesRe: D'banj Gets Porshe Car As SLOT Ambassador by BTT(m): 12:37pm On Jan 01, 2016
Ah!

Great year for us all.
Jokes EtcRe: When You See That Pastor That Said You Will Be A Millionair In 2015 by BTT(m): 7:41pm On Dec 31, 2015
Well, the pastor meant In Zimbabwean Dollars.

#inDefenceOfThePreacher
Poems For ReviewRe: NPC End Of The Year Thanksgiving Cypher. by BTT(m):
Tomorrow is Come

My January was hijacked
February feeble
March was marred and messed up.
April was a peril
May may had not come at all
Because it made June jejune

July was just lies
And August lost guts
September brought Septicaemia
And October made us so sober

November was nothing to remember
Because of the December dessemblance.

Tomorrow comes
And January shall be jam-packed
February a Sanctuary
March shall be match made for real in April


May made merry
And June fun

July shall be a just ally
August shall be just
September shall hold the sceptre of remembrance

And surely before October be over
November shall bring abundance
So a merry December can bear resemblance.

This tomorrow we thank our LORD today.
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CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy Responds To Davido's Babymama Drama? by BTT(m):
The humorous public do not owe you mercy when you trade your stinking linens in their visual domain.
EducationRe: Burnt Certificates, I Need Advice On The Process Of Getting It Back. by BTT(m): 2:00pm On Dec 30, 2015
handsomeclouds:
You don't joke with people's plight
I feel sorry. I have clipped the offensive part.

Thank you.
EducationRe: Burnt Certificates, I Need Advice On The Process Of Getting It Back. by BTT(m):
...

May God restore you.

Ile oba tojona, ewa lo bukun
Jokes EtcRe: What Are They Trying To Fix Now? (Hilarious Photo) by BTT(m): 9:42am On Dec 28, 2015
Ah.

The firewood carrying the pick-up truck broke down. They are trying to light the fire.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Cuts Cars In Motorcade by BTT(m): 9:40am On Dec 28, 2015
It is sickening to know that some of our 'learned' press-men continue to call every SUV 'jeep'.

A Jeep is a brand, like say Honda. It is like calling every sedan Honda. So when this reporter said Prado jeep, it was like saying 'Corolla honda'

Gosh!
CelebritiesRe: Flavour's Manager Benjamin Omesiete Pre-wedding Photos With Ifeyinwa Onyuike by BTT(m): 9:11am On Dec 28, 2015
Waoh. Nice shots, especially the beach one. So much looks like studio works.

Only if marriages were made like pictures!

May God keep your union, Mr and Mrss Omesiete.
Christianity EtcRe: How Christmas Ought To Be Celebrated by BTT(m): 9:10am On Dec 28, 2015
That import is long lost. But it is ever true.

Merry is the new catch. Not memory.

Thanks for sharing.
Car TalkRe: 2006 Audi A6 3.2 Quattro or 2007 Toyota Camry LE by BTT(m): 9:04am On Dec 28, 2015
Siena:
[color=Blue]Audi would be MY choice. It may not necessarily be YOURS.[/color]
Save your breath Siena, the Toyota crew will soon be here.

Tick... Tock... Tick...
Car TalkRe: Fatal Accident On Benin Expressway (Graphic Photos) by BTT(m): 10:49pm On Dec 27, 2015
God have mercy.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Punchman, Rape Four Women by BTT(m): 9:27am On Dec 27, 2015
Whither our security?
CelebritiesRe: 10 Most Controversial Moments Of 2015 - 360jamng by BTT(m): 7:08am On Dec 27, 2015
omokoladele:
is skiibii still alive? huhhuhhuh
The day he faked his death he truly died.

'Ologbon ni n gboo, omaran nii maa'
PoliticsRe: With Love From Sambisa - By Da Boomsha by BTT(m): 4:38pm On Dec 26, 2015
Such creative imagination.

The Sambisa story is still to be told.
Car TalkRe: Between Accord V6 EX-L And C230 2007 Model Sport Sedan: Pls Advise... by BTT(m):
elite:
Oga, Next time, endeavour to copy correctly before you advertise ur folly on an online forum. The vin you are posting is different from his vin. @Op, did you consider the 08 camry?
You expect me to bandy words with your uncouth and diabetic rash-infested trash of unsolicited response spewing from your empty 'coconut'.

Must you spill your delinquency at the least opportunity? Should you be bereft of manners to take your miscreant smell of Golgotha to claim I advertise folly at the lintels of your genealogy?

Why attack my personality when you have not proved beyond reasonable doubt that the link I pasted was wrong? Even so, how does it wrap around your warped mind that there's anything in it for me to post a misleading link.

Park. 'Abeg'.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fire Out Break At Chicason Gas Plant In Nnewi, Scores feared dead by BTT(m): 5:54pm On Dec 24, 2015
God have mercy.

In the remaining days of this year and beyond, we shall not be victims of any evil in Jesus name.

Amen.
Car TalkRe: Between Accord V6 EX-L And C230 2007 Model Sport Sedan: Pls Advise... by BTT(m):

Car TalkRe: Between Accord V6 EX-L And C230 2007 Model Sport Sedan: Pls Advise... by BTT(m): 10:33am On Dec 24, 2015
elusive2:
mb c230 sport sedan 2007. 2.5 ltr v6 (wdbrf52h47e027459). Thank you for asking.
Are you aware this was exactly what your dealer sold to you?

http://www.vininspect.com/en/check-vin-number-and-get-the-vehicle-history-report/checkout/WDBRF52H47E023248/?a_aid=53cfdb93c06a7&ch=code2
Car TalkRe: Help!! Toyota Highlander Or ML 350 by BTT(m):
Dear rofemiguwa,

I have carefully read your op and the subsequent responses that have followed. I am not as 'undisappointed' about the responses as I am at the issue itself. Every once in a while we are stuck between choices and seek counsel from people we assume know better. You did right.

Your request however betrays your understanding of the 'workings' of this forum and the average Nigerian. If you knew, you obviously would have directed your enquiry to maybe, aliens.

rofemiguwa darling, I have seen innocent enquiries on altogether different car brands and conversations here on Nairaland buried at the doorsteps of Toyota. I maintain that any car brand comparison against Toyota or even between other brands is dead on arrival in favour of Toyota. I knew this before I opened this thread.

Please, tell my brother to follow his heart. There are no such things as absolutes. Whatever the choice is, he should brace up for the consequences. That's what makes MEN.

MEN-said-this is my choice in this equation if you seek my opinion.

My warm regards to the family.

Merry Christmas.

BT T.
RomanceRe: Must See: The 10 Things You Should Know Before Dating A Funny Guy by BTT(m): 7:30am On Dec 21, 2015
Nothing like good old wit and humour.
CelebritiesRe: Medical Student Draws Trey Songz (Photo) by BTT(m): 8:39pm On Dec 20, 2015
Medical Artist
Christianity EtcRe: The Misinterpretation Of Matthew 11:12 In The Bible (Violent Prayers) by BTT(m): 7:57pm On Dec 20, 2015
There sha is violence. Shikena
Music/RadioRe: The Top 20 Biggest And Most Popular Songs In Nigeria 2015 by BTT(m): 4:54pm On Dec 20, 2015
Where Airforce1 song naw?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Managed Till I Got My Dream Job by BTT(m):
Great

Shooo! Na your interview I dey come tomorrow so?

Ol boy, you kno na, we be fellow Nairalanders, you no fit shi for you paddy o. Na me go wear that green tie and plus yello glass frames. Easy entry na hin you go gee me o!

Na joke I dey o

May the LORD keep you, keep that awesome family and your business. Accept my congratulations bruv.
PoliticsRe: Umar-Jibia's Letter To President-Elect Buhari About The Shiites by BTT(m): 4:27pm On Dec 16, 2015
chynie:
lengthy, yeah but quite educating.

Shiites or what, need to be watched at a close range, hence another terrorist group emerge
The article fell short of saying they are already.
CrimeRe: Nigeria's Murder Mysteries That Were Never Solved by BTT(m): 2:48pm On Dec 16, 2015
sketcherJ:
1. Mungo Park - he was an explorer who was born in Selkirkshire scotland , he was the first westerner to have travelled to the central of the river Niger,he was sent out by the Association for Promoting the Discovery of the Interior of Africa' to discover the course of the River Niger. He was particularly sent on this expedition because of his success in the first trip where he went alone but on this journey he went with 40 Europeans who all lost their lives in the adventure.

(Though Nigeria had not been formed when mungo park died, I feel it justifiable to include this, because he was last seen in a place currently in Nigeria)

His death; against logic and reasoning, Mungo park set out with his 40 man expedition to the river Niger from Gambia in the rainy season, and when there were different wars and hostilities going on in the Niger area. Due to the weather, and different kinds of deseases , mungo park's men started dying , from 40 to 11, but mungo park was a proud man and didn't send any letter of his problems to London , by the time they reached segu, only four of his men were alive, Sending his native guide, Isaaco, back to Laidley with his journals, Park was determined to continue. But at the bussa rapids in 1806 after 1000 miles on sea , park and his four men disappeared from the face of the earth, issaco was sent back to find the truth but the only remains to be discovered was park's ammunition belts. Some historians say he drowned in the sea While some said he and his team were mistaken for Muslim's raiders and shot at..but we might never know how mungo park died,,if he is alive today, he would be 244 years old.
There used to be a place in Jebba, which we grew up believing to be his grave and monument. I think he was believed to have died of malaria/trypanosomiasis (aka sleeping sickness). This grave/monument used to be to the left of the Mokwa-Ilorin expressway when coming south. I don't know if there's anyone from that area who can help shed light on this.
Car TalkRe: This Is For GAZZUZ...... by BTT(m): 6:08am On Dec 15, 2015
Oskilala:
i have spoken with him b4, if he is real, i will find him and i will kill his enemies.... cool


#SAYNOTOKAZEEMS
But well you see, Gazzuzz is pro-Kazeems.

When he comes back here with his razor-sharp wits and innuendos, no be me tell you o
BusinessRe: Ezekwesili Or Soludo Likely To Be CBN Governor, To Replace Emefiele - Guardian by BTT(m): 5:16pm On Dec 13, 2015
Bad market
PoliticsRe: Fashola Visits Egbin Power Plant,Says Government Will 'Settle Its Debts'(photos) by BTT(m): 4:33pm On Dec 12, 2015
ademega:
at the end of the day.... if fashola could not fix our power sector under Mr Buhari, then this generation should forget about electricity .
Flesh and blood hath not revealed this to thee mine brother.
Christianity EtcRe: COZA Church Gifts Widows Materials (Photos) by BTT(m): 6:01pm On Dec 11, 2015
Proudly COZAite.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders Plss Help Me To Thank God For My Life by BTT(m): 12:53pm On Dec 10, 2015
To God be all the glory.

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