₦airaland Forum

The mummy will do, please.

May I... ?

This bank branch again?

I remembered sometimes in circa 2008 when some robbers went to that bank at night.

God protect the innocent.

Op. Go and hide your head o; never heard of stray bullets?

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Don't sell your dignity for a piece of the pie.

... And I mean it.

Btw, why does your monicker claim Male and your issue suggests otherwise? Except you mean the Manager is gay.

donsteady:
Nice but poorly writing

Ironic, isn't it?

Pray, tell me what is 'poor' in this 'writing'?

I bet you didn't read it, or it was too huge for your simple mind!

Op, thanks for sharing. This perspective is interesting.

Very terrible. Palmgroove, Lagos. Day 5; average 2-3 hours per day.

Is Baba's body language done talking to electricity?

Meanwhile low-lifers are online fighting tribal wars.

The things Asians get away with in Nigeria!

Btw, how many Asians do we have in Nigerian prisons?

Our country has weak law enforcement and so citizens and visitors take advantage.

Do please not only close down the premises, have balls enough and prosecute!

Sneaks in*...

Checks suspect's name... #DidntMatch... #facepalm!


Hush hush hush... Na my fellow countryman o...

But I know a tribal war brewing thread when I see one.

Is this one?

Just keep scrolling.

Not impressed.

The game is far far gone beyond what this guy is offering.

Inter alia, one shirt for a 5 minutes video? Come on.

Marry the one with the biggest boooobs.

Don't mention... No, just thank me later.

God bless your hustle.

What exactly is the perk in being a cultist, what?

Thank you Google. But what are our Nigerian sites doing?

Easy does it.

I think I have business for you, but the number you provide here doesn't look right.

That was for the cameras - I believe.

I came here to verify if the conversation would become more about why the op should buy a Toyota and not the Peugeot which his enquiry is purely based on and I was not disappointed.

Nigerians and Toyota! Smh.

LordEmmyG:
Have tried all i could to post relevant thread to make FP but it all proved abortive. All those who have ever made it,are you guys using magic?

Have you tried posting your selfie with a snake?

Or do you know the colour of Tonto Dikeh's pants?

If you try either or both, you will necessarily have to thank me later.

Lost.

Thank God the FG didn't do the usual sponsoring jamboree, only God knows the total we would have lost.

They went in search of God, He took them in.
No need to mourn.

I truly hope Baba will not disappoint with this ministerial list September deadline thingy.

Otherwise, wailers go wail o.

Beautiful...

I just downloaded that song.

Don't take my word for it, Wizkid sang a lot of trash themed songs about girls, 'bumbum' and ish, but this song is dope.

Have you also listened to the version featuring Drake? Good piece, I tell you.

Kockane:
That man they call Daura President Buhari... Even as he no really pass waec, we still vote am and today he is President. Education is overrated jare.

Modified as the topic hits front page:

Please any Nairalander in Abuja sharing Sallah meat?

Barka da Sallah, christian or Muslim, we are all one.

Go download the ramlocator app. It was advertised on front page yesterday.

Good luck with your search.

I think it is that ironic point when you realize you know nothing and you keep seeking to know at least a little about everything.

You agree with the OP; click 'Like'

You disagaree; click 'Share'

You are undecided, indifferent, stoic or unwilling to say; just jump am pass.

Shame to tribal bigots.

The praymantis...

Queen Amina of Zazzau does to men what the praymantis does to its sexmate.

Shame on our parents for giving our generation education.

It was a futile effort.

Shame on us all.

Kwarans have been taken for granted for too long. If this is the liberation they seek, they are not alone on this.

Kudos for standing up in the face of oppression. If all leaders know of a day like this - when the populi will damn the opulence and security paraphernalia and question their morality - then, leaders will sit up.

Congrats Kwarans.

This is not the picture we asked for!

emmalexabl:
What is this blabbermouth saying ??

Those people there are FULANIs they own illorin and by extension kwara state.
So i wud say the Fulanis are handling their own.,
Leave your coward and dirty yoruba tribe out of this.,

You know nothing about Ilorin, nay Kwara State.

Life...

The things people do to have children.

May God answer all those who still fervently have faith in him for their own children.