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Uncle Jude go dey fight corporate organisation with beer parlour approach. See hands down o.

It beats me why and how Audu Abubakar made it as the flagbearer of the APC in Kogi. It is sad how this man with an ignominious past in Kogi State Government House wants to go back to further impoverish the good people of Kogi.

Let the will of God prevail. Vox populi vox Dieux.

Caveat. I am an APC fan.

Moral of the story:

If you are 'Gifty' and you are not 'gifted', there's very little you can do about it.

No news

Demex40:
Lols imagine Arabic calling turkey, greek chicken, the Greek calling it french chicken, while france called it Indian chicken....

Did you also know that what the English call French kiss is also known as English kiss by the French?

5minsmadness:
Hehehehehe
Good one!

It seems his friends are also a major issue. Can't u find a way to keep him away from them? Don't do it directly cos it will have a negative result, rather insist on him being home early and raise hell if he isn't. OR Call him at odd hours when he's outside and send him message e.g "pls dear buy banana and groundnut for me on your way back. ". Tomorrow it could be 'since u r outside could u buy bread and garri on your way back, also add bathing soap cos the kids have not had thier bath... Etc"

Men HATE being sent messages like these but have no concrete reasons to refuse them. Soon he would prefer being at home early instead of letting u spoil his fun outside.

Na secret I don blow for u oh!

And when he comes home without buying them, raise hell.

Kikikiki where im wan get kulikuli and garri buy for 11pm. Omo, you mean gan o. My wife must not see this your advice I swear.

Moral of the story :

The north and the south are same in this country.

Moral of the story:

The rose will bear thorns still even if you change its name.

Ceefix:
As a graduate I have worked and paid 22k per month, I have also searched for other jobs, some decieve me (gnld) and others fail me. I had a 2.2, I also studied plant science. So during my search for jobs, I usually come across adverts to make money from just have sex with an older woman and I usually see 150' as the payment for one night, at first I just ignored any advert I saw, but later I started considering it.
So I did and started contacting the numbers. People actually picked but it was usually men not ladies claiming to be either lawyer to d women or agent. So I stopped calling cause I was not comfortable with the idea of agent.
Ff after a while I travelled from Abuja to Port harcourt to visit my bros and to also search for jobs since abj was not in my favour. After two months of steady job search to no avail, except d same 15 to 20k hotel, I got tired of it and decided to still try d sugar mummy thing since, from d site port mummy tend to pay more and they are more there.
I contacted one who told m e to pay agent fee, which I foolishely paid to d account with a promise of connecting me to a mummy but till date no connection, he kept posting me that she has been taken by another client dat paid. A higher agent fee and dat I should be patient.
I did not give up I still continued searching but dis time I had no money so I usually plead for them to connect me and I promise to pay them as soon as I am paid but that was usually the end of the bargain wenever I broght that up.
I am now wondering if the sugar mummy are real as they said y will dey want to collect 5 thousand and 10k for agent fee, is she not suppose to pay dem? And I still know dat the sugar mummy are out there but they are not online.
I know you are wondering y I want a sugar mummy instead of focusing on geting a job, well shit happens and this was my shit. I have a high sex Libido so I thought to put it to financial use, since d market was showing forth but. Its over now.
Well right now am in Benin am studying for Msc, and I need school fees exams start next month. If you can help, I would appreciate. Sorry for making you read this long, Am still interested in sUgar mummy though in case you are wondering.
Am 25, muscular and 5.6 ft chocolate in complexion and am very hairy whatsapp 08076976944

Sorry bruv, but you are on a long thing.

Please let this MSc pass through you.

Moral of the story:

Ignorance is expensive, very expensive!

autowiz:
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Ok my Car does not move on 'D' early in the morning and after long parks. Most times, I start by shifting to D1 and drive for about 2-3 minutes before engaging the D, by which time it works very well.

Scan does not reveal any fault with transmission. Oil is milky and not burnt. Mileage is almost 400k kms. Never been changed, just oil change about a year ago. On the road alot. It's the 2000 Infiniti G20 i4 (the Nissan Primera/Almera 2.0 badged Infiniti)

Please what could be wrong?

Toyota must be made with Nigerians' skin-hide.

Wetin?!

Iluv:
Hi, I experienced similar issue on my Honda accord 01 I4. The car doesnt drive on D4(equivalent to D on Toyota trannys) at all. It stalls when its on D4. so i use D1 to move the car, and then switch through D2, D3, D4. Practically i drive it like a manual

Checks from a trusted mechanic suggested the tranny was going dead and needed to be changed. Ignorantly i continued to use the car like that while saving up for a replacement tranny. unfortunately, my engine cranked in the process and i had to replace both engine and transmission.

Two weeks after changing the tranny and engine, the car was driving smoothly and then suddenly, it began to stall like the previous transmission was. I was heartbroken because i thought i had surpassed this tranny issue. I met a mech that specialised on tranny and he checked it. He ended up replacing the tranny switch, serviced the tranny and my car was back to normal, only to start the stall again, 2days after.

Finally it turned out there was an electrical issue. A rewire guy came and worked on it (cost me 4k) and that's the end of my experiencing stalling tranny. Its been 4months down the line and i tell you i have not experienced any issue with the tranny.

I should have worked on the electrical before changign the former gear but i learnt the hard way.

My suggestion to you is to check for electrical issue first. a rewire should check first, then you can go ahead to service tranny. Note that my mech guy brought down the engine and decoupled the transmission in order to service it. cost me 12k or 15k, cant remember now

Thanks bruv.

This your rewire guy, in Lag?

Ok my Car does not move on 'D' early in the morning and after long parks. Most times, I start by shifting to D1 and drive for about 2-3 minutes before engaging the D, by which time it works very well.

Please what could be wrong?

Omezuudotcom:
For someone that has just 1m and needs a good car, what brand should he/she go for?

The first question usually is, what do you want the car for? A genuine answer all help you narrow your own expectations and the feedback you will get from here.

One advice I have for you: Don't be in a hurry to part with your cash.

Good luck bruv.

Omezuudotcom:
For someone that has just 1m and needs a good car, what brand should he/she go for?

Your 1 million naira is a lot of money, please don't let people who have never had anything near it run you down.

You can get quite a number of good cars but you must have certain factors in mind. The first question usually is, what do you want the car for? A genuine answer all help you narrow your own expectations and the feedback you will get from here.

One advice I have for you: Don't be in a hurry to part with your cash.

Good luck bruv.

Moral of the story:

Throw your microwave away.

I think usually, it allows your business to just keep booming or people just giving you money.

That is the only plausible thing I can think of.

Moral of the story:

Don't have an asssshole for a manager.

Moral of the story:

Weed will eventually have you if you have it now.

Moral of the story:

Always endeavour to appear in court when there's a case involving you.

mochi1:
Hello people,i am a graduate of the university of Ilorin, and i need to collect my statement of result but i do not know how to go about the collection. Please if you do know how i can get it, i'll appreciate your comments. Thanks

Start by visiting the your graduate faculty or the school's registrar's office.

Moral of the Storyh

Don't change your job.

Moral of the story:

Failure is an orphan.

Don't kill yourself just yet.

Don't give up on yourself yet. If you are reading this and you are contemplating suicide, please know that suicide cannot be the way out.

Try again.

Moral of the story:

Stop sleeping...

Moral of the story:

Be the president's wife by all means.

This is very interesting.

Moral of the story:

Apply to study in Ekiti!

@ Ikenna351, The Peugeot/Lion community is doing very good. I attest to that.

Please is there a Nissan/Infiniti WhatsApp chat group? I'd love to join.