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adekemi45600:
Diaper Trump.

I get to delightfully say, fixed for you.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/12788861_20201204141835307_jpeg_jpeg6c72ef9130b7ca5f61271efda40c2e15

musicproducer:
u have not been informed lol una funny

I think because she just died that's all they told me at the moment. When they arrange a wake, I will be informed and will immediately inform you.

authority2006:
Talking of stupidity, you realised that PDP lawmakers were stupid enough to boo Mr president throughout his presentation the last time that he went there to present budget. What exactly will he go there to do again, knowing that they wouldn't listen to him, they wouldn't let him speak, they wouldn't let the audience hear him. This is the consequence of their madness and unruly behaviour, they should suck it in.

I do agree. As I said, he has insufficient stupidity to present himself for such ridicule. Or do you not think he'd have to be stupid to present himself before those fools?

milehigh06:
keep on fanning what your deluded masters keep feeding you...you and your lords have started turning on your own kind all in the name of actualizing a dream that you and your type dont seem to want to fight for but hope on someone who has nothing to offer you

Apparently even those that your lord and savior hired all seem to not see what he sees but you, all the way in Nnewi seems to know it all...keep dreaming

Funny, isn't he. 80m+ people voted orange turd out and all he hears is the voice of MSM. No wonder we got my bubu.

spinna:
Wow the cute sexy smally from "Carry on Doctor" ... lol..foundations of my young sexuality. Sleep well dame

You just had to reveal why I posted this didn't you.

MOLOTOVcockTAIL:
Rip madam. When is the wake keeping?

I have not yet been informed.

She had been suffering from Alzheimer's. Died 83.

Carro On Barbara.

Actress Dame Barbara Windsor, best known for her roles in EastEnders and the Carry On films, has died aged 83.

Her husband Scott Mitchell said she had died peacefully from Alzheimer's at a London care home on Thursday evening.

He said she would be remembered for the "love, fun, friendship and brightness she brought to all our lives".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55269649

Ishilove:
'Test' is a movie?

Why are you not in bed Ishi!?

1stHooligan:
even those who are good in mathematics find it very hard to cope with the course. but if the op can devote more time to study he will definitely improve but it's unlikely

It is not unlikely. You do not know the extent of the powers and abilities of the op nor how hard the op has or can devote to the study of learning maths, which is a skill and not knowledge or an ability one is born with.

StaffofOrayan:
Keep making jokes,
Time is running out!
Soon nobody will be bold enough to complain at all, can't you guys see

firstreportsonline.com › tears-as...
Tears as #SecureNorth activist is killed by bandits - First Reports
21 Nov 2020 — He died from gunshot wounds in the hospital. The activist has been buried today in Rigasa amidst tears from

Please stop. You make it sound as if bubu is some sort of God and not questioning him by some useless House of Reps would kill you. Are you not the people who voted him in as President? Oh no, I'm sure you personally did not vote for bubu, you would claim, but are you not one of us, a Nigerian, who after voting, bubu is President? Some useless House of Reps issue a summons they know is worthless and you think that is your opportunity to question bubu as if bubu and both Houses are not one and the same useless lot. The pox on you and them all!

You fail to realise that it is us who elected him President. That it is to us that they all are responsible. That it is we that must question them, and not they who should set up some silly charade to deceive us by questioning themselves. Have you not been following what happened to the orange turd who rules the United States of America? The people did not only question him, they found him wanting despite all his I won I won and have kicked his useless orange ass out. That is how you question a President in a democracy. You, rather, we the people question our leaders note, leaders, plural, at the ballot, and if we do not like the way they do the job we allot to them to do we kick their stupid incompetent asses out of our Aso Rock and out of both our Houses!

Election is in 3 years. I suggest you begin preparing now. If you do not, bubu will finish his term and another useless person will be elected as our President along with his useless helpers in both Houses to rule for 4 years. I promise you that if you think Nigeria is bad now, you go on hoping summoning the President to the House will enable you to question him or her when what we should be doing is questioning every single leader in every position of power in the country, and I swear by all things holy that I shall be laughing at our pain and numerous deaths! Believe me when I say it is not as bad now as it is going to become.

Do note, buda questions God so bubu is too small for me to fear questioning. You, Sir, will be filled with strenght.

StaffofOrayan:
Buhari himself agreed to appear until people like you and other sycophants started quoting the law over an ethical matter,

How did you know I am Buhari's advisor?

It's supposed to be a secret!

The World Bank also predicts that Nigeria's economy will unravel by 2025. The ship is sinking.

Did not the World Bank or some other organisation say Nigeria will unravel in 2020? And 2010? And 2000? And 1990? And 1980? And 1970? And 1960?

One must sure laugh at some people.

Being stupid. As in, not ever learning from my mistakes.

Yes. That person would just need to do some serious above average study since mathematics is learnt through hard long practise.

Now, when did Minister of Communications and Digital Economy set up data shop that they get to reduce the average cost of 1GB from ₦1,000 to ₦487.18?

Jokers!

Rep. Benjamin Kalu, spokesperson for the House of Representatives, says the invitation extended to President Muhammadu Buhari was not aimed at ridiculing him over security matters.

Nigerians might believe you. Unfortunately, or fortunately, Sai Bubu is insufficiently stupid enough to believe you.

Felix66:
Abeg who knows where I fit locate beer parlour & ashawo joint in Dutsin ma kasina state? Help a broda o I no go come & ki my sef

Look for the biggest mosque. Locate your beer and ashawo joint directly opposite it and you will not have to bother to come and ki ursef.

P.s. I've been saying Senate, but the lack of power is moreso where the House of Reps is concerned.

StaffofOrayan:
Cry you a river?
As a Northerner, don't you have some questions for the president?
Like endsars, they have turned to mean people are after Buhari,
I wonder when the general became a baby

It's not about where you are from or what questions you might have or what party you're in but about the powers you have to accomplish it, and the Senate have no such powers to make the President appear before them. In fact, the only power the Senate have over the President is that of impeachment for which he still does not have to appear before them. Or do you think they can ask for him to be arrested and dragged before them?

techmo:
National Assembly can subpoena anybody including the President

The Senate can summon anyone they want including the President and God if they want, but the Senate have no power to make the President or God appear before them.

blackpanda:
Also don't read into the law what doesn't exist. The fact remains national assembly has no power to summon Mr President. It simply isn't part of the constitution.

And also if I was buhari I won't adhere to the summons. Not because I don't respect the Nigerian people (of which those greedy hooligans don't actually represent) but because this is nothing more than political trap to turn the whole thing into circus. There house of rep are scammers and not honest at all

I don't think I'd change a single word in the above if I'd written it myself. Who the heck do the Senate think they are to summon the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria to appear before them? Ordinary minister tells Senate to do one and some think bubu would appear. Lol!

Ibime:
Let's hope you and Raumdeuter are right. . . however I don't agree with politics of lies and smears

No decent person would agree with lies. It's why we worked day and night so magaliar trump failed. But if they smear themselves to death I would personally gloat in delight.

LordAdam16:
He should not say he is unaware when we start our shenanigans proper!

You are at least honest in this one regard.

Ibime:
Trumps power lies not in Presidency but in control of the GOP base. I have stated that only criminal disgrace can loosen that grip over the base. See now, GOP Senators sef dey hold mockery of lies in the guise of senate hearing. You think those guys will just do an about-turn after January 20th, after ratcheting up their base? Pandora's box once open cannot be closed again.

Only a criminal conviction for Trump can save America from self-combusting with internal feuding henceforth.

Once the base abandons trump he becomes useless to the Gops who in fact would not be waiting for the base to abandon him but will work damn hard to ensure they do. It's about ambition. They would like to be president themselves and would destroy trump for the priviledge, including siding with the enemy Biden if they need to.

The next Republican primaries will be very very interesting. There'll sure be tons of tweets to smear trump with.

raumdeuter:
Trump is still president, wait till after January 20 and you will see how much influence he has in deciding the party's future.

Its still appointed and elected GOP that are throwing out the cases and standing against him, You can choose to focus on those supporting him like every politician do of their president in power. I see beyond that and its just politics,, He will know how much they love him after leaving office
There is a difference in Trump with Power and trump out of power.

Hey! How the heck did I miss respecting you?

My bad, with apologies!

Test

kkins25:
Sin: The First Lie of God
Sin, many have been taught is the defiance of the laws of a so-called God but is it?

I never did get this thread. I mean, you call sin the first lie of God, but did God teach anyone about sin? Tell, kk, is it not more true that some people wrote in a book for you to read so you learn about sin. Or is the book where you learn about sin the God? Did you not also learn in the same God book not to create and bow to idols? Still, since I'm here, let me sin.

Sin is anything done to reduce life, which at the moment is mostly human life, though many are including animal life and a few include that of vegetables. It also includes anything that increases or fails to reduce pain. I'll give examples so you might get what I mean.

If one walks past a human robbed, in pain and cast in the gutter and does not help, one has sinned. Not so much against some unseen God but against one's fellow human being of whom it is written, "inasmuch as you have done for those that you see the Gods in the heavens are pleased".

Some go further and say, if you kill an animal to eat you have sinned so they become vegetarians. Yet some go even further, claiming to hear the cry of chopped vegetables, though I do not know what they eat. Perhaps they are like buda who would not bat an eyelid while walking by anyone who thinks the above permits them to tell buda they are hungry and dying and buda should sin not and help. To wit buda says, you got a device and the data to post that you're hungry so surely you're not hungry enough, least not as hungry as the beggar sitting in the cold outside my local supermarket whom I see when I shop. Not that I give him my change everytime mind, but I do see him and not you.

Sin is also when I put my poor finger in a fire, for if I cared for my finger I might have not. Oh, you might think, how can one sin against one's own finger? Easy, I say. I mean, finger, lungs, what's the difference? Do people not burn their lungs when they smoke, which is sin against one's own lungs? And that's apart from the fact that if I could burn my own finger might I not burn my fellow human beings hand, or not service my car and pollute my neighbour's lungs with the fumes from my exhaust?

Still, the greatest sin of all is ignorance, I daresay, for nothing shortens life quicker. So instead of blaming some God for my ignorance, may buda the sinner repent - as in learn, as opposed to being passively educated - and be forgiven past sins, especially that of blaming Gods for misunderstanding my very own human behaviour.

Say amen, please.

LordReed:
Look at the shit eating lowlife maggot spewing more bullshit. Tell us about republican infrastructure reform or STFU!

My Lord! Lol.

LordAdam16:
Raccoon-faced warthog!

Why can't you produce the invisible records?

To be honest with, but why? Shouldn't you rather be busy producing trump's kraken in court?

SlyCharlie:
Lol.
I feel you.
But the irksome thing here is that, most of these Trump Donkeys have never been on a plane, not to talk of seeing an embassy or owning a passport.

Majority just follow the orange goon due to 'envangelical reasons', hence they just regurgitate every nonsense they see on Epoch times without any form of critical thinking.
Zombies, if I'm putting it lightly

That is the more reason to educate, I'd think, and learn oneself not to be irked.

I see donkeys I respond to as props. Just as only one leper returned to thank Christ are there 9 silent readers saved from becoming trump donkeys. One just need put on full armour and stand firm with facts and truth buckled around one's waist and all the nonsense they regurgitate will end on 20 January 2021. I declare it fearlessly, as one should.

SlyCharlie:
I wonder why sound minds and intelligent folk keep listening and pay attention to rotten brained trumptards who don't know any better than their 3bit brains could process


My advice, please whenever these lackeys and wannabe constitutional lawyers post their usual BS from Parler and QAnon, let them be!.
You can't force a madman(men) to wear clothes.
Let them masturbate and get their high with the silly conspiracies, after all, they only just got from now till 20/1/21.

Stop replying them!
Finna giving them a stupid sense of importance.

Due to Covid19 there's nothing good on telly, theatres and cinemas are shut down as are pubs and restaurants and we are on lockdown and one can't even visit family.

One must be entertained somehow, is my point, but thank you for this invaluable advice.