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By having sex with your fellow inmates.

SLAP44:
Bruvs, if you think your votes count, then you have another think coming.

My vote does count! And it counts even moreso if you think your vote doesn't count, especially if you would have casted your vote for my opposition. In which case, trust me when I say I am spending a large portion of my resources to ensure you continue to reason as you do so my candidate can continue to rule over you!

OruExpress:
I make 200 you make 50. You tax at 50% I tax at 10%. you have higher IGR.

I'm absolutely certain you are smart and intelligent enough to move your business where my 50% tax can't touch you.

How much IGR would I get then?

Succession springs to mind. Though, more family business than Wall Street.

Let me quickly post a tweet that I want to colonise the whole of Africa so that people like op can create a thread about me, one Nigerian, colonising the whole of Africa!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11660815_20200603213658336_jpeg_jpeg5468816408d7f1d630dfb19a6fdaf1b9

Thankfully, I'm not a "right thinking man".
No right thinking person can support this:

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11465735_exc4l53x0agh3ek_jpegaaecdb5ce3d2ff5e841fe64dd8c4ffa8

kenzysmith:
i follow him to go collect his hiv result this guy now wear two trousers just to hide is abormal weight loss from people i just feel pity for this guy doctor said notging his wrong with him but he know he is dying slowly

How can a competent doctor say nothing is wrong with a person whom something is obviously wrong with?

Has your friend sought a second opinion? Doctors can perform various tests for many different ailments.

You should check your friend's health certificate instead of just believing him.

Show me your instagram so I may believe you.

I think many courts already accept the existence of my deity, or it would be a mockery to make me "swear/promise by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth", if they didn't.

As to you, op. Why ask me to prove you wrong and bless you with my knowledge? Do I owe you or something?

Republicans wake up and say, No More Socialism!

Yahman1:
I can't believe this thread is still on, EMILO deserves an award as the most dumb Homo sapien ever.

Though shalt not insult Homo Sapiens, says the dinosaur.

I put this beautiful chain around my ankle because I want to, and some fool thinks its because of Egypt, or India, or Odisha, or America, or some history, as if I give a flying fuq what he thinks.

Its my chain, dude. And my ankle!

Yahman1:
Buda, u are a very Funny personality

I am trying really really hard to be offended at you laughing with me.

How dare you insult this very serious buda?!

Buhari claims. Falana claims. Neither provides evidence for their claims. Yet, someone would surely provide us with evidence someday.

Amujale:
There's no such thing as 'paradise'.



Paradise is a fake concept.

So you assert. And I assert otherwise. An it seems neither we two shall meet. Yet, assert do we both.

Questions:

Is the English expression, Peace of Mind, a fake concept?

Can Paradise not be Biblelese for Peace of Mind?

Amujale:
That book is fake, you cant possibly use that as a reliable source.

Would you say it is fake to love my neighbour? Or that it is fake to not kill or covert my neighbour's husband and goods? Or it is fake to love knowledge with all my heart and soul and mind? Or that it is fake that if one seeks knowledge of things, all other things would follow? Fiction too is fake, but would you tell me not to learn from fiction because it is fake?

I put it to you, Amujale, that your issue is actually about belief. As in, believing what one reads in your so called fake book instead of seeking to understand what one reads in the so called fake book. And I wholly agree with you that believing Alice Fell Through the Looking Glass is kind of silly. Still, as Humpty Dumpty is written in it to have said, "When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less". Hence, humptydumptyism. And "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"

SirWhiteFish:
life gives some people soft landing and some; turbulent waters. I hope it's the former for you?

Don't judge people try to encourage them

I find that life gives people soft landings at some stage in life, and turbulent waters at other stages.

I have had both and will continue to have both because neither is permanent.

Amujale:
Jesus is a fictional character that never existed.

So too is Alice in Alice Through the Looking Glass, and Things Fall Apart, and the Tortoise and the Hare.

Shouldn't stop one learning though. Unless one thinks learning is merely the knowing of facts, instead of what to do with knowledge.

By the way, that's a problem we have in Nigeria a lot. We know facts like Newton's Laws but can not make there be light.

Amujale:
The question the thread poses is whether theres such a place as paradise.

What is your viewpoint?

Yes there is a place called "paradise". You are just assuming and looking for it in the wrong place.

Its also known as "The Kingdom of God". An English word for it is Peace of Mind. And it is written in the book that some call fake, where it is to be found, though, many would assert it's a different place entirely with no evidence to support their claim. But I too have merely asserted here you might note, since only those who find Peace of Mind can possibly know what Peace of Mind is.

SirWhiteFish:
I read everything patiently and I am happy you have quit gambling

Oh, but he still gambles! He's just not telling himself the truth. Or do you not see that he gambles with his life and hopes to reap where he destroys?

Gambling is an addiction. And as we say in Alcoholic Anonymous, "My name is op. And I am an addict".

These 12 Principles might help you. But you must persevere.

RaymondFantasy:
it all over social media naaaa, it trending online take a case study of UWA omozuwa and Tina #justice4uwa #justice4Tina even Top Celebrity reacted to it, even the president (Buhari) reacted to it.

So, postings on social media is, "fighting", in your opinion?

Sounds like the equivalent of praying for food, to me. Fighting for food would be going out in the farm and toiling in the hot sun day in day out to grow food. But if praying for food fills the belly, I guess I'm the cursed one.

Amujale:
The Space Programme is a hoax?

Anyone who loves their physics would appreciate the theorectical aspects of Space science, although i hardly see the point of the Space Program anyways, when there's so much potential back here on Earth.

In a way its just another kind of distraction.

As i aint a professional astronaut, Space science is merely a theoretical fact.

Here below is an example of a theorectical as well as practical fact.
 
Lewis Latimer co-invented the telephone with Graham Bell and co-invented the Light Bulb with Thomas Edison.

Lewis Latimer is a reknowned engineer and prolific inventor, an inductee into the US National Inventors Hall of Fame.

Have you read this thread at all? Does it sound like a thread of "loves their physics", to you?

Physics is science. And science is the use of the senses. And this is a thread of assertions. And assertions just require the use of the mouth. So stop talking sense and get with the program!

The space program is a hoax! Everyone knows it's cooked up in a studio and broadcast to fool you and swindle billions! And the US National Inventors Hall of Fame is as fake too! Full of white people with their lies! And all those round things they claim are in space are just painted balls in a studio space!

The earth is indeed flat. And if you walk to its edge you will certainly fall off and never be able to return to tell us what you've seen, hence the ignorance of most in thinking its a globe! And if you want "facts", see:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8MkYdtU61Y

I, buda, asserted! With "facts"!

RaymondFantasy:
comprehend the write up I said women and youth

Show me where "women and youth" are using force to "campaigning for rape case".

You remind me of Star Trek.

Space, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise
Its five year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life
And new civilizations
To boldly go where no man has gone before!

Except, you only want to go, but haven't, yet!

Hear yourself: "somewhat guilty", "willing to", "I may not", "I'm worried", "I might falter", "but I hugely want to"!

Do you see any faith in yourself in all that? Does that sound like a person who is "callow (whatever that means!) & willing to channel my energy on a straight path so as to avoid walking in circles"?

First, stop walking in circles! Go do WAEC instead, then apply to universities in Nigeria and abroad. Take whichever comes your way. You never know what you may find if you trully explore new ventures.

And watch some Star Trek!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6R3MiAv9ac

Show me where Nigerians are using force to "campaigning for rape case"?

And by the way there is no Nigeria, per se. Just, Nigerians.

kkins25:
Im an ex nasa astronaut, you have said nothing but the truth. If only the world knew

Thank you. I've smelt your credentials and can confirm you truly were.

By the way, I've had your request for books for your students on my mind ever since you posted it. It needs a thread, KK, please. You may call it books for your students or something. I'll place it on my homepage for regular updating.

1Sharon:
Freeze needs to stop killing them with history, nigerian Christian's don't read like that

Well, we better start! Or we shall continue in our ignorance of worshipping satan while thinking we worship God despite our continued fruitlessness.

Kobojunkie:
Is the Daddy Freeze dude even a Christian? And blessing, sure the occult world has been thoroughly blessed by King James' contributions as well.

You can blame King James for the KJV's contribution to the occult! Long before the Bible, satan believed. And no one has yet has blamed God for satan's existence.

As to Daddy Freeze being a Christian, What is a Christian?

delkuf:
since have been reading your message on nl, this is the first time you've said what impress me. Am happy this morning

I should try to impress you more, though I'm rather surprised you understood what I wrote.

Let me know where I haven't impressed you at all. It would be interesting if nothing else.