₦airaland Forum

JimD:
Ministerial posts are based on qualifications and even at that you can only point to one or two active female ministers in Buhari's cabinet.

Yeah well, until he makes one woman a minister, my sai bubu is a mcp!

Erm, hold on! I read that again and it sounds like you're saying he has two whole complete women in his cabinet! You bloody liar!

Names please!

jesusjnr:
Don't you think if i'm able to detect the fake from the real thing that i should be able to tell the real one when i see or hear one? Maybe i should let you sort out yourselve first because you don't even sound sure if what i'm saying is baseless or false, and yet you feel that's enough reason for you to rule out my verified claims. Believing in Jesus without the obedience of his words is building a house on the sand. "He that hath ears, let him hear."

There are many in the gospels who believed in Jesus but did not do his will, but people do keep telling me "believe" is the important thing. I call them "lord lord" people who practise "lordism" and ask them why that pagan worshipping Samaritan may qualify before the Levite and Priest.

Personally, teeth gnashing is what comes to my mind, and "do I know you?" But I guess I don't qualify, or at least so I am told despite the many mansions.

Maybe I should let you sort me out.

If Buhari would just nominate a woman to a responsible ministerial post, like say Minister of Finance, we would know he does not mean women should remain in the kitchen.

And until the day he does, my bubu, you are a male chauvinistic pig and I am very not happy with you!!



I hope he hears me!

purem:
How the hell will I pray for someone that doesn't want me to be successful in life


I rather BIND him or her

If only there were somewhere in scripture that says "pray for you enemy" , I would have had a response for you.

Pity.

enilove:
We don't pray against our neighbours who are our carnal enemies but against spiritual enemies who are agents of darkness , like witches , wizards , satanists , demons, principalities etc.

Atheist? Muslims? Jehova Witnesses? Catholics?

Op please do Venezuela too, let people know how bad we could have suffered.

Where is the tape make I hear am myself.
You Naija people fit too lie!

OLAADEGBU:
Have you seen a programmed designed by itself? Does it not occur to you that it must have been designed by a designer?

I am not a program! I'm a human being, with freewill.

OLAADEGBU:
Who asked you how you developed your brain? The question was how it got there in the first place. See how some people fail exams without difficulties.

Same way I got here. My mummy and daddy looked dearly in each other's eyes and nine months later, voila, there's me.

OLAADEGBU:
Is your brain a result of chemical reactions or is it intelligently designed?

My brain is intelligently designed by me, if you mean it's operation at least.

OLAADEGBU:
You atheists continue to convince me that your brains are not intelligently designed.

Oh, you miss the point. This atheist's brain is not designed at all, it's just very well developed by the work and effort I put in to develop it. It must so pain you that I could have a so well developed brain.

jesusjnr:
If you thought it was going to be that easy to deceive me into thinking that you were a real devil, then you really underestimated my ability to detect real devils from the fake ones. I like it hot blah blah blah pretending to be the deceiver himself, if you like keep deceiving yourself and those who can't detect such, but to me you are such a terrible actor, for a satan wannabe.

Ok, you may accept I'm a satan wannabe. I've been here awhile and doubt satan itself comes here at all. I haven't seen it so let me do. I just might be the closest to a devil you'd get. And I do like hot! You should see how thick my duvee is!

LordReed:
@budaatum

Don't you just love the way Christians easily cook up stories of who the devil and god hate/love despite never having seen either of them. Then they say its not a fairytale. LMFAO!

Seems they can't make up their minds if I don't qualify, according to some. Seriously though. It's rather indicative of a mental dysfunction on their part. It makes them feel better to believe some are damned.

If they thought some they'd reason that a god who's said to have asked them to forgive 70 times 70 times would likely forgive 70 million times 70 million times and some, and wouldn't have sacrificed his son if he was so willing to let the devil have any of its creations. I'd even expect god to go to hell to grab its creations in fact, "no satan, you can't have none!" But not their god it seems. A rather wasteful god if one asked me. Or a badly understood fairytale on their part. Or a bad fairytale even. They seriously need an upgrade!

Some would be like "Hey god! Why you let that sinner in?" when they get to heaven. Except that it's a fairytale.

jesusjnr:
There's a gospel being spread around the world, by people who claim to be followers of Jesus, that to believe in Jesus you do not need to obey his words, but this is what Jesus, who they claim to be their Lord, said: "And every one that
heareth these
sayings of mine, and
doeth them not, shall
be likened unto a
foolish man, which built his house upon
the sand: And the rain
descended, and the
floods came, and the
winds blew, and beat
upon that house; and
it fell: and great was the fall of it." Mt 7:26-27.(KJV). This is what Jesus himself said, therefore you must be wary of such people and such gospels which they preach, for their gospel is like the sand, and believing it is like building your house upon the sand, and only a foolish man would do that as Jesus himself said. Therefore be wise for it's Jesus alone who will determine who gets into eternal life and who doesn't and no one else, so that you don't build a house that ends up crashing into hell. They say, "A word is enough for the wise".

This was the sermon on my radio today. Many say "believe", but forget the "do my will". They become Jesus and decide buda is going to hell like they are god. I shake my head of course, since I like it hot. In fact, winter has arrived so I can do with the heat. If only they could send me there now!

jesusjnr:
Satan, yes ok, i can hear you say you are already feeling the heat, well get ready cause i'm only just warming up. You ain't seen nothing for your works are going down! #nomercyforthedevil'sworks

Hey! Welcome. I'll be your demon. Practise on me.
Let me follow you awhile so I miss nothing.

God will be the wind in your sail.

jesais24:
The question still is: why do atheists feel the need to take it upon themselves to INSULT GOD (especially on religious threads that do not concern them)? Do they do it just to satisfy some sadistic lust? or do they dream that they could disillusion or convert a Christian to atheism?

Well, we are all believers; including atheists who BELIEVE that God doesn't exist.

By the way, there are no atheists in foxholes!

You actually are serious and sound sincere, so let me bother.

To begin with, its some sort of fight back. Most of us have had to listen to someone tell us we are going to hell because we don't believe. Most times we're just minding our own business and someone asks if we are saved. Well, if you asked me such a silly question, you are going to hear me tell you I'm an atheist. Be honest, what's your response? Is it not "you're going to hell buda" ?

Then there's the pervasive way religion makes some reason. Many pray to gods to come down and save them but where the heck did they get that from? Is it not true that you have to get off your ass and save yourself? But look at the majority praying to gods instead of getting on with making this earth a better place! Look at nations that take their destiny into their own hands. Which seems more blessed? It would be pathetic if not sad if it weren't the case that the more people in nations that believe in gods, the poorer those nations actually are, and if it only affected the individual theist, no one would bother, but it affects us all! There's more money in churches than in factories in our country. Banks will rather give you a loan for a church than a loan for business. Hospitals? For where?! And we wonder why we have massive unemployment!

Then there's the division caused by religion. Go through threads on here and Catholics and Protestants don't get on. Jehovah Witnesses, Catholics and Protestants are at war, Muslims and Christians can't agree, even Protestants can't get on with one another. All god people are at each others throats. Believe me that only a heartless person would not be irritated and annoyed

But honest, its not the gods that atheists blame for all this since gods just don't exist at least as far as atheists are concerned. Its those who believe in crappy ways that we are against. There's lots of people on this forum who hardly get involved in atheist arguments, but go check and you'd still find threads with atheist in the title are created by theists to mock atheists and atheism! Fortunately, or unfortunately for the theists, no one told atheists to turn the other cheek.

Personally, if people truly followed what their religious books teach - love your neighbour, care for the poor, etc there'd likely be no war. But many hide behind their imagined made up versions of gods and spew hatred and expect no one to say their gods are figments of their imagination. I tell you the truth, the gods created atheists so that the theists can be better theists.

There's lots more reasons besides these few that I've listed, and apart from tomblerones. But I hope this would suffice for now.

spongeisback:
This days they don't care about rapture any more but "kingdom expansion" A.K.A prosperity gospel A.K.A God said you should give me your money so I can build a house for him in my name and that of my children.

Oh? My bad. I didn't know they'd evolved.

They should stop oppressing the monkeys and give them vote. If not, they would soon form boko monkey and ask for their own country!

spongeisback:
I know your Jesus promised that you would inherit the earth...

But it's not yet time. They must wait for the thing they call, 'rapture'!

OLAADEGBU:
They talk trash because they believe their brains is as a result of chemical accidents.

See. Heres one talking trash!

OLAADEGBU:
If your brain is not designed why should there be an absolute standard of reasoning if everything is simply molecules in motion?

But there is no "absolute standard" of reasoning? Can't you see lots of people around you who can't reason at all?

AbuHammaad:
HOW CAN A SANE HUMAN BEING BELIEVE THESE NONSENSE? HOW?

Only paranoid illiterates would believe this

True you know. They make it sound like someone would just come remove their brain and replace it with one filled with the religion they desire. Makes me wonder if the religion their brains are currently filled with is so easily replaced.

Personally, I wish their religious brains could so easily be replaced. I'd replace their brains with atheism if left to me!

LordReed:
As long as you hold them in captivity they are slaves. Maybe when we can develop true communication with them we won't need to but as is, we enslave them for our own purposes.

Like birds in a cage, or dogs in a flat on the third floor? I'd agree. My cats wouldn't have that though. They'd rip your eyes out if you try caging them. Ordinary stroke them and they'd be like, "are you mad!" I never seen cats like mine!

LordReed:
I don't doubt that but if they are instead assimilated as some kind of subjugate species and not given the chance to develop they'll remain disadvantaged.

I think we would send them to Harvard as an experiment if just to see if they would develop. We humans are just way too curious not to, if nothing else.

A modern example would be refugees in the west. We don't subjugate them and not give them the chance to develop. We in fact assimilate them and give them the same opportunities we give the natives and sometimes even more, if you go by what some are saying in UK, Germany, Sweden, France etc.

LordReed:
Yes it is animal slavery.

My cats back home would not agree. The free range cats are always coming to steal their food!

LordReed:
Are you sure? We are talking of people whose brains are structurally different from ours who is to say how quickly they can grasp complex subjects given that when they died out we had barely began using tools. My biggest concern is that they'd be revived for a new slave race and held back developmental just to take advantage of them just like was done with Africans.

Of course I'm not sure. I just think it. But I'm certain we would not make a slave race out of them. Unless it's a place like Nigeria that revives them. In the west, they'd be treated like lords, and if anyone tries to maltreat them we'd be on the streets shouting no way. We do it for rats and dogs and primates so we'd sure be doing it for neanderthals, unless in the process it's our brains that get put back to the dark ages. We just have advanced way past the acceptance of barbaric behaviour to that extent, I reckon, though not far enough. We do still use animals in research, note, but not as much as we used to.

Chubhie:
He said he's coming with hell to Nigeria with the help of the Israelis and Russians.

As if!

Blue3k:
What a idiotic administrations Nigeria had. They literally left left tax revenue on the table. This great for coastal states since they derive the most benefit from this judgement. The other states will benefit to if they press theissue like these 3 states did. Im not sure its even profitable to do offshore drilling below $20 per barrel.

I doubt they left it on the table. These political thieves are greedy crooks, but don't dare think they are stupid!

Sounds to me like they just didn't share it with the states.

LordReed:
Are you sure? We are talking of people whose brains are structurally different from ours who is to say how quickly they can grasp complex subjects given that when they died out we had barely began using tools. My biggest concern is that they'd be revived for a new slave race and held back developmental just to take advantage of them just like was done with Africans.

I guess I am of the opinion that the variation in brains would not be so significant as to stop them learning what we can. Take primates, for instance. We teach them language and they understand. Common dog is doing extremely well even. The one thing holding them back, in my opinion, is the inability to speak which is physical but which is not the case with neanderthals. If they could, learning and reasoning would be easy, I think.

DonCandido:
Translation: I will create a looters paradise in Nigeria for Nigerians!

Nigerians better wake up. Any looter Atiku catch will just look at him like "you mad ni". Just imagine a thief climbing through the window and anoda thief shouting "ole!"

Jokers. Yet some Nigerians are Artikulating! If this man wins, let's just accept we have voted to loot ourselves! Nigeria shall weep in the end.

ekestic1976:
These indeed, are strange times. But will Atiku send Atiku to jail?

"My Lord said to my Lord", so it's possible o. I think we should vote for him for this reason alone!

Riduane:


Is this supposed to be a joke or what?

Sure made me laugh!