₦airaland Forum

LordReed:
I dunno about greatest invention but I am coming round to the idea that like Aesop's Fables it has some value. I still prefer Aesop's though.

They are both of equal value, my Lord.

Due to the proliferation of the God Book I'd place it before Aesop's, though Aesop has a slight edge too since it removes belief, as no sane minded individual would believe in talking animals.

They both teach us to evolve into better human beings here on this earth, but knowing human nature, one offers an imaginary reward as motivation.

Here's a link to some of Aesop's lessons, for those who can not read. Those who read their God Book will see the similarities.

Aesop should be on every pre-teen's reading list.

kkins25:
But i wonder which data base exist for genetic profiling.

Probably none. Most people likely think like SportsHD does, and would never report it so a database can exist.

SportsHD:
Are you living in this country at all?

Really, police? Dna? Track him down?
Really? The police is the most useless organization in Nigeria. They'll even blame her for getting raped, collect money for statement and use the money to drink beer while laughing at her woes!

If the police is as useless as you claim, I'd personally sue them for negligence of duty because that's their job.

But I bet you'd claim the courts are useless too, instead of realising it's your duty to hold them to account.

Mystoree:
She didn't, not even her mum knows, it's just I and the doctor who treated her afterwards.

Did the doctor keep samples of the rapist's dna? If so, it should be handed over to the police because he will rape others too and this info would help jail the pig.

LordReed:
Still on that high my dear buda!

Lol, my Lord. I could not help making fun at your growth.

I can't say about some imaginary God, but I can say the God Book is one of human's greatest inventions if understood instead of stupidly ignorantly believed.

I bet she did not go to report to police so they can take dna to track this rapist down!

Kobojunkie, I'm loving you more each day, please note.

Snoring. But he'd need his own separate bedroom!

Crystyano:
I have tried to send an email to you

No response yet

Can you drop your email address here ?

Please.

Be strong and continue to value yourself as the jewel that you are.

Crystyano:
I have heard enough from you

So long as you remain on Nairaland you will continue to hear from buda. Even if you stuck your fingers in your ears and eyes, buda will be heard in your mind.

Crystyano:
Well,

If you think not giving sufficient details of yourself while expecting that of another person is the solution to whatever -##$$#&;-4_'

Then, keep your cup of wine to yourself!

Hell! Instead of your passively waiting to be given, you should ask!

LordReed:
You've not showed to me how the god is not a wimp.

Lol, my Lord. I'd say you got toked.

Crystyano:
I will need

I will see

I will need

I don't have

I shake my head at your entitlement!

InTheCloudySky:
Your post is too long.
Concision is the word.

As for the question, no one owes anyone sex, even in marriage. If a woman says no, that means no, even in marriage. Forcing her is called RAPE, even in marriage.

Tell them, though I bet some will come and tell you its not rape in Nigeria.

I will be gladly delighted if all you posted about Mr. Abdulrasheed Bawa, executive chairman of Nigeria’s anti-graft agency, the Economic Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) is true.

Nigeria needs more like him.

slimghost:
IPOB is sitting at home while other Anambra indigenes are coming out to vote.
Respect that!
Anybody that tries to harm any voter that day will meet his end. Tell your brothers.

It is the duty of the federal government to ensure my safety to vote, and the federal government will do its duty on the day.

Ipob, ESN, Cow, etc, please stay at home so we voters can elect Soludo!

triplechoice:
If you're sure you really need help, then send your details and find your way to asaba now till Thursday. I have a job for you at NHIS.

There's free accommodation too

A friend of mine has the contract to bring in new workers . If you come ,I will stand as your guarantor

If he comes, please let me know so I can send you some money to fund him.

Previously, the court had issued an order restraining the federal government and its agencies from ceding 17 oil wells to Imo state.

So, the federal government wants to give oil wells back to the states.

It's not the point of your thread, but this is just great as it means states will now manage their own resource instead of sharing their resource with the resourceless!

Anyone know more about this please kindly mention me with links to further information.

Hanibbal:
I'll mail you. Need some answers from you about religion, atheism and others. I have been reading your comments I am kinda confused about your beliefs.

Why not just open a thread here and ask me what you want to ask me? That way I'd have to be honest with you because it would be up for public scrutiny. Yes, please do that instead.

And please note, understandings. buda does not believe!

Hanibbal:
But you are based in UK if i am right.

Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not. Currently I am. The doctors here are better.

Sirsesan:
God's plan, put simply, is that we would be tested on Earth, and those of us who were good would go to heaven.

Sorry Sir, but since you mentioned buda, I better correct you.

You've taken this your God plan from a book written by human beings who told you it was God's plan, but if you read more widely, you'd understand why humans wrote that plan for themselves and for your very self too. It's a very good plan.

Please read here What Happens When buda Dies. And consider your hell or heaven is right here on this earth and you are in one or the other while you live.

Hanibbal:
So you are a Yoruba guy.

A very proud Yoruba person from the State of Osun where we ignorantly allowed that useless Aregbe to steal our money with bullion vans.

Dagger111:
Yam legged lady... Na Igbo girls get that yam leg pass. I don't knw why, maybe it is because of excess vegetables.

Exercise, of one sort or the other. A sign of hardwork more likely.

I have skinny legs. I grew up sitting on my ass reading a lot so my legs are okro legs. I hide them under trousers and would never wear a skirt. They don't stop me swimming though, but now they've grown rather weak. No good for running even, but they still walk for miles.

Op, I am so very jealous of your yam legs!

TheMan17:
Imagine....steal someone's wife. Noone thinks like you bro.

What a pity they don't. Perhaps its because you they don't read well, though, see below someone who obviously does.

Mercychen:
Who's involved in this dream? You or someone else?

hupernikao:
You are still in the same condition. You are a bad reader.. And I am not surprised the state you are now with your unbelief. It's a product of very poor reading and erroneous doctrine.

I am sure you read animal farm book and still chat up George Orwell asking him what does he mean by horse talking.

Hmm. I think you are in error in condemning his unbelief.

If he believed a serpent truly spoke to Eve, I put it to you that he wouldn't understand anything at all, and would be like a naked ignorant enslaved Adam, naked in a Garden of Eden.

alphaNomega:
In your bid to misinterprete a fake Bible story, twice, you have refused to answer the question. I am limiting our discussion to this one case in the garden of Eden story because I know if you do not understand this one, you sure as hell cannot understand the rest of it.

I would not stop you from believing a book that says a serpent spoke to a woman in a garden and a donkey spoke to its rider. You are the one with a childish intellect for believing such a book.

Believing a book is not the only option. One can also try to understand it too. Animal Farm is not about a farm of animals after all. And not many believe an Okonkwo slaughtering Ikemefuna made things to fall apart!

P.s. I'm jumping in here. No, I have not followed your discussion from the start.

It seems you guys finally got to this thing by dishing him his own bile.

Please accept my apologies for not seeing how effective you all were being when you began kokoing its dumb head.

Kokobilo87:
Don't respond to me ......

Kokobilo87:
Stupid puke stop responding to me .....

deanoffaculty:
Sunday service is 10M.....please how much for vigil and mid-week programs? I'm ready to attend.

Damn man, you sabi pass!! I hope its not only for who asked first!

Op, how much for "vigil and mid-week programs"? Dem de pay ushers too?

Tokskob2008:
Guy you can't make heaven ooo....

Trust me. buda already has guaranteed certified admission to hell.

buda can't stand being in the same place as believers for too long and would probably dabaru heaven out of boredom and frustration.

Michelle55:
Hahaha.. Having yam legs doesn't mean one would be a good player oh if possible sef, no club will accept you and certainly not my darling Chelsea . Is the yam legs sexy? We may have to reconsider.

I would have trained hard too now!