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joseph1832:
sex to your spouse is a duty.

What a shameful juvenile immature thought, though its noted you did not limit it to girls, though I bet you are implying girls.

joseph1832:
You should tell that to poets like .......

I'm telling it to you who thinks "10 good years writing poems about sex_ and all that comes with it" is a thing to boast of and be proud of.

Feel free to ignore me though.

folake4u:
Only few men don't think with their d1qs alone.

And I always admire these sexually disciplined n1ggars.

They are indeed few. Especially amongst the immature kids who engage on Nairaland.

joseph1832:
I spent 10 good years writing poems about sex_ and all that comes with it. That should tell you how serious minded I am. Lol.

Actually, a whole "10 good years writing poems about sex_ and all that comes with it" shows me how unserious you are, and that I'm being stup¹d if I engage you much further.

folake4u:
Loool. I think men and women differ a lot when it comes to mounting relations.

Not really, you know. Not every man non-thinks with their d¹qs alone, I've found.

Some men so value themselves that they reason like you think women do when it comes to mounting relations.

folake4u:
Lmao I'm telling you.

Asides being a serious fellow, I generally don't like flirting/playing around with men too much cos from small play, see finish dey start. So it's better I indulge my own gender.

I don't even do gender at all, least they get blinded by t¹ts, as they do, when I'm blinding them with my mind.

joseph1832 has been trying for weeks now but still hasn't learnt he's hopelessly failing woefully. But I'm very certain he'd get bored pretty soon and slink away or start engaging his brain to stay.

folake4u:
Honestly Budaa.

I don't understand some folks mounting someone who's dry and not in the mood at all.

Some are just selfish and inconsiderate, and don't mind stealing their pleasure at other's expense.

Such pigs likely mount and pant for 5 minutes tops and done, and often just use their hand.

GloriousGbola:
Trolling mode activated 👿😈

You at least announce your intent, unlike some.

joseph1832:
Oh Like folake you're also very naive.

I think folake4u and I just don't reason like you do, but I'm very certain it bothers us not that you think we are naive.

folake4u:
I'm a serious minded individual.

I think this is one thing that joseph1832 does not comprehend, and he thinks he can drag others down to his level of unseriousness.

folake4u:
Imagine mounting an unhappy person, no soft moans, dryness everywhere.

Imagine!

One might as well mount wood. But I guess some people are so desperate to mount that they'd mount anything.

DeepSight:
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Nope.

They do and they must once you understand the size of the universe.

It will be as absurd as claiming one grain of sand on Earth is the only grain of sand.

Sorry, but I can see other grains of sand on earth and don't have to create imaginary grains of sand to convince oneself there's more than one grain of sand on earth. I have however never seen nor come across any credible existence for a single extraterrestrial, and think it absurd to create any just just to convince myself they must exist.

My own mind does not work that way, and if I try to convince it to accept such reasoning it will look at me in contempt and tell me to go do one on myself.

In fact, I consulted my mind (after letting it know it's just an experiment and not for real least it thinks I'm being serious), and it told me to go create a billion pounds in my bank account while I'm at it, because its absurd of me not too since the money in my bank account is not the only money that can exist! Its response didn't make sense, but I think that's precisely its point.

joseph1832:
I see. Now what if that unhappiness is of your own doing?

No one should want to mount an unhappy person for any reason unless its someone you are just paying to service you. And even then, I must wonder why any man will pay to mount an unhappy olosho.

I wouldn't even buy pepper from an unhappy market seller, so why will I mount a person who is not happy, most especially if their unhappiness is of their own doing?

Obrigardo:
This was captured in Chile. Trust me, it's authentic.
Also check out Varginha in Brazil. You'll be shocked my dear.

Trust you, Obrigardo, without you showing me evidence so I can see for myself and know?

Surely you know buda much better than to ask buda to believe you?

SeeWahala:
So if Na you . . . You'd want USA to stop?

Like, you don't want anyone or anything scaring these insecurity cabals knowing fully well that our government is incapable?

Please, leave them. The harm USA might eventually cause by these actions CAN NEVER BE more than what we have/are still suffering from these our terrorists today

I don't want USA to start at all, as I'm very aware of the chaos they caused in countries they've meddled in in the past.

Teymanhenry:
They should have trained you well enough to understand that you don’t bring your dirty linen to social media and still expect all the responses to be positive.

First, I have not got any dirty linen. And second, only weak people expect "all the responses to be positive", since not everyone has an equal ability to comprehend what they read, like you for instance, who thinks expressing ones view on a Nairaland topic is bringing ones dirty linen to social media, and gives you the right to insult one's trainers, which just shows your own non-training.

DeepSight:
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For me, extra terrestrials unquestionably exist, .....

"Unquestionably", by or for you Deep, but I can't say I have such barriers that would make it unquestionable for me.

That said, the universe is very large, so it would be irrational to assume ours is the only planet with forms that could be classified as living and existing, but equally absurd, without evidence, to assume other lifeforms do or must exist.

Obrigardo:
This was captured on Kodak and it has been confirmed authentic.

"Confirmed authentic" my black ass indeed, like numerous people have "confirmed" angels and demons and gnomes and fairies and Santa and orcs too, lol.

I've always been amused that these so called extraterrestrials are mostly observed in USA, and never in Africa or even Europe. Only in the land of dump, if you ask me, and usually on vintage Kodak to make them seem authentic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraterrestrial_life

This is outrageous! Tinubu should grow balls and command dump to stop violating our airspace!

But i doubt he can or ever will.

This is outrageous! Tinubu should grow balls and command dump to stop violating our airspace!

But i doubt he can or ever will.

43Ronin:
But in developed countries, they pay you for recycling your stuff not the other way round.

You might not consider UK to be a developed country, but you actually have to pay for your stuff to be collected to be recycled.

You must pay a breaker to come collect your rubbish car or you'd be fined if you abandon it on the street. And you must pay your local authority to come collect your recyclables or you will be done for fly tipping.

Tenrack:
fear nearly catch me. Lol. I would have asked whether you had Pammy before you typed that. Seun doesn't seem like he cares too much about it though.

It's a great pity that seun does not seem like he cares too much about what he has provided us with here as much as I do.

Its like he does not know that Oxford University began just by people congregating in the city and exchanging ideas just as we do here.

But in all sincerity, perhaps him not knowing is what has made this site invaluable. If he did know, his head might just grow too big for his shoulders and his ego might destroy the site.

Seun, buda humbly respectfully bows.

Kobojunkie:
Not if you indulge in self-care—take care of your skin, your body, your dental, your mind —, you can actually maintain your beauty even into your old age. All those who told you that beauty fails, including OP, lied/gaslighted you. 🥱🥱🥱

To some men beauty is in the boobs, while to others beauty is in the brain.

Odebayo4010:
WOMAN, YOUR BEAUTY WILL FAIL YOU.
I shall explain.
You see, because you are physically attractive you use your beauty to get things from men. Instead of developing skillsets you can use to create value in the marketplace and make money, you depend on your pretty face, boobs and yansh.

Some women surely. And mostly those with parents who don't value their daughters and therefore don't invest in us.

Some women have parents who value their daughters so much that they invest immensely in us so we learn to use our brain to get what we want and do not need to get anything from men and instead give and support the man who value us.

Thankfully, just as some men are attracted to boobs, so are there some men who are attracted to our very well developed brain.

AngelahFlo:
Wow what a pack of concocted delusions!!!

It would be concocted delusions to some, especially those who buy into the nonsense that women are the rib of men despite all the evidence that it is women who produce offspring.

We open those ignorant men's eyes, but they gaslight some into thinking we are poisoning them with what it is written is "good for food and pleasing to the eye and also desirable for gaining wisdom", and that frees one from naked ignorant slavery, and empowers to become self-employed so we can together populate the entire earth and live another 800 years and die at very close to 1000 years.

But I guess some prefer to be ignorant naked slaves instead of acquiring knowledge so they can "Be fruitful and increase in number, and fill the earth and subdue it, and Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground" and be immensely blessed.

We each must choose who we wish to be, naked ignorant muddy slaves, or very powerful creating Images of our God.

Nnamdipapa:
You have a good point and I totally agree with you. I stop mounting when I stop loving you.

Now, why would I want to deny mounting to a kind considerate husband like you who is willing to consider my feelings and opinion?

Trust me, if another woman dares just look at you after we marry, I will tear out her eyes and feed them to our dog.

MKPUOGALIGA:
Why get married if you are not ready.

This issue of denying your husband s3x has ruined marriages.

I am ready, and that's why I married him in the first place. And I want to remain married to him and raise the child we have and even have more, which means mounting.

But if one night of refusing to let myself be mounted by him is what results in marriage being ruined, then so be it and good riddance. Because, if it wasn't this instance of mounting refusal that broke our marriage, it would likely be something equally as immature on his part, and I should quickly accept I made a bad choice and move on instead of letting him destroy me by turninh me in to his mountee on tap.

joseph1832:
so the only reason why you'd want your husband to mount you, is when you're please with him?

No, the only reason why I'd want my husband to mount me, is not only when I am pleased with him, though I definitely will not be mounted when he makes me unhappy.

I want to mount my husband because he is the man I love and married, which I did because he is kind and respectful and loving and caring and considerate, and I want to show him I care for him and love him in return. After all, another word for mounting is to make love to each other in a caring loving relationship.

And in fact, when I don't want to be mounted, he will understand and wait until I am ready, because he is not some selfish pig who thinks of his own enjoyment alone, or I wouldn't have married pig in the first place.

Tenrack:
1k dollars?

Obviously not, since the service seun is offering is in no way worth that much!

I did offer to backdate, note, and I have been here awhile, so it might be a considerable sum indeed, though I doubt as much as 1k dollars.

Seun, can you please enlighten me why your spambot does not catch these sort of posts?

Ebenezer2021:
slowpoke

Nnamdipapa:
The same goes the other way, you constantly make me angry, and if you want sex, I have advised her to get a Love Machine as I am never having a conjugal congress when not happy with you. Never!

Yes, it indeed does the go other way too.

You will not love me nor likely want to mount me if I make you angry. And I better please you if I want mounting from you, or go get myself a Love Machine if that satisfies me more than you can.

If you didn't have potential, and hadn't pleased me or I hadn't pleased you before, we wouldn't even have married in the very first place, and mounting each other would never be considered.

drsibz66:
You are either a bitter person , hiding under the delusion of strong woman or you lack basic reading and comprehension skills.

WHY...

BECAUSE YOU LEFT OUT THE PART OF THE WRITE UP WHERE I SAID IN TIMES ISSUES... COMMUNICATION AND RESETTLEMENT SHOULD BE THE GOAL AND NOT REFUSING SEX OR WITHHOLDING RESPONSIBITY..
And you still come here to ask same questions.

Sir, I did not miss out anything, and perhaps it's you who is seeking for disagreement or can not read to see when you are agreed with and when you are not. For I'm very certain, or I at least hope, that we will not be mounting each until we have communicated and settled our issues. Or will you enjoy mounting me when I'm unhappy with you or you are unhappy with me?

If we do what you call "COMMUNICATION AND RESETTLEMENT", which indeed "SHOULD BE THE GOAL", there would be no need for either of us to withhold mounting each other. After all, COMMUNICATION AND RESETTLEMENT will resolve whatever issues we might have, so why would I, after we've communicated, which involves you hearing my grievance and placating me and me honouring you, then still withhold mounting when our mounting should be the crowning acceptance of each other?