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BassReeves:
Your telltale horns are grown inwards to facilitate your disguise

You saying you can't recognise buda, bass? Really?

I'll ask my Lord Jesus Christ the Messiah to spit on the ground and make some mud and rub in your eyes, yeah? Then you just got to go wash in the Pool of Siloam and you shall see.

Don't you go telling everyone now though, you know what peoples is like !

iExplore:
Strongly disagree with that. Helping the men is never in feminists agenda. From what I've learnt so far, feminists movement isn't about equal rights, they want to be superior to men.

I'm certain you are a very smart person. You seem like one anyway.

Imagine I say one or a few peoples' definition of say, Christianity or Islam, is the only definition of Christianity or Islam, you'd tell me to change my weed seller, right? I mean, if perhaps I claimed my own rendition how Mary taught Jesus to be God or smart Eve saved dumb Adam is the only interpretation of the texts involved, you'd smartly tell me to book myself into Aro, right?

Need I say more, you who Explores?

needanswer:
If I followed both your arguments correctly, your stance now will mean men are useful, infact very useful in the society and in the home minus just been sperm donors.

If women could do it alone successfully, those figures wont be quoted in that pic. Long and short men and women need each other. Feminism doesn't and wouldn't change that, it's nature.

Good and hardworking men and women are very useful. A man would benefit from having a woman he can respect beside him instead of thinking she's only good for child rearing and cleaning house and ironing his shirts.

What many don't realise is how Eve saved Adam from slavery, and that Jesus would have been a carpenter saving wood if his mother Mary hadn't educated him. Or don't you know she could read and taught her Son Jesus to read too?

"Both male and female created He them equally", it says in my own book, until some decided to portray Wisdom seeking Eve as one tempted by a serpent as if snakes talk!

If Eve hadn't sought knowledge and found Wisdom, that dumb Adam would still be an ignorant naked slave in the Garden of Eden! And if Mary hadn't taught her Son to read the world might have still been waiting for a Messiah to save its sorry ass!

Please educate your daughters so they don't end up with pigs and curse you.

BassReeves:
Olodo, you thought wrong.

I did, didn't I. I had hope and faith in you you see, but you woefully disappointed.

I still have faith in you though, that you will someday have ambition.

BassReeves:
Olodo

I see you finally worked out why I need to eat the fruits of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, or how else do you expect me to stop being an olodo? Wait for God perhaps?

That wouldn't be my style as you can clearly see.

budaatum:
So. When I woke up this morning, I said "Give me this day my daily bread", and a small silent voice said "go bake it", and I hearkened to the voice and voila!

Let someone now come and argue that God does not talk to those who have ears to hear!

The only sad thing is that before the bread baked, the Lord already filled me up with two cups of coffee and dried apricots, but I do rejoice that my cup runneth over and I have no enemies!

DEMZEE:
Expansiate please

Don't you think the contribution of a worthy man would reduce those bad results you posted for the woman? I mean, it's not like all those things are a woman's roles and responsibilities, or are they?

Albertone:
Okay thanks.But I am also asking what I can do to augment it.What experience, professional course,certification, activity is needed?

cc budaatum

Stuff you already done is good augmentation you just need to sell yourself better.

Seriously, Albe, you have done more than some, and just need to list the skills you acquired from those things you listed.

Tell you what. Send me a copy of what you got if you'd like me to have a look at it for you. You don't need to include your name, address, personal stuff, just the work and school bits. My email is on my profile. Mention me if sent.

BassReeves:
Duh, wetin concern me with becoming a doctor? Who told you I want to become a doctor? Its becoming clearer by the minute that what you need is a shrink and not any ordinary doctor

I thought you had ambition when you began prescribing quake cures. Should have known better of course, that you were just shrinking.

LordReed:
I have had to resume coffee drinking for my own well being. How do you like yours?

When I'm lazy, a teaspoon full of granules, half a cup of semi-skimmed milk plus half a teaspoon of honey. Perculated with half honey plus less milk when not lazy.

Been drinking coffee all my adult life, except when home and homemade from corn ogi replaces it. And even then, coffee after, these days.

I can eat proper food till after 2pm because my body would complain to remind me of poverty as a child.

DEMZEE:
Simple

Funny. Does that not tell you the men have not pulled their weight?

LordReed:
Nice! I do on occasion. I love watching a few cooking shows too.

I got one eye on Bake Off: The Professionals https://g.co/kgs/kbjmYC

LordReed:
Reduce your salt intake guy, not good for blood pressure and heart health.

My Lord! You cook? I better share my bread, and its baking.

Ibime:
We don't need Qanon cultists in UK. Go to America. Your intolerant political views will get you sacked from any job in the UK.

UK where we sack sports people for what they were thinking before they were conceived in the womb, lol!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/57379184

malcom1X:
You need to read this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/6509006/women-say-having-heavier-more/1

I've had two doses of Astra Zeneca. Last dose was two weeks ago. Will let you know if I have adverse symptoms or die.

Investogist:
Former President of the United States Donald Trump said that Bitcoin “seems like a scam,” and should be “regulated very very high” in an interview on Monday.


Read full article at https://investogist.com/trump-bitcoin-seems-like-a-scam-and-should-be-regulated-very-very-high/

Good thing bitcoin only came into existence after his orange ass got kicked out of office or he would have regulated it into oblivion.

BassReeves:
You know that being a jerk, is curable, thats if you want to be cured of it

You know you need to get wisdom before you can become a doctor right?

kus4fame:
Pls, how old is the world again?

When you've been educated, educate others too please.

BassReeves:
Not the first time it occurred to me that you're irritating just like a rash, that the more you scratch it, the more irritating it gets.

You scratch bass, because you obviously lack the wisdom that would make you wisely get a cream for your rash.

basilico:
These is a complete list of 87 appeals that were filed
.None of them went into discovery phase

http://wiseenergy.org/Energy/Election/2020_Election_Cases.htm

Were they so absurd and ridiculous so no one bothered, or was the hired counsel just far too incompetent and useless?

Which is it, do you think?

BassReeves:
You're just like the father of lies, a loser

According to bassgod, but thankfully not according to that which's judgement matters.

iExplore:
Talk about Africans being Africans. We now rely and copy everything the whites does, whether good or bad, like we got no choice or tradition. Take white weddings for example. White weddings are European traditional wedding. We shamelessly copied this sh!t as if our traditional wedding is not enough.

Most of this Nigeria feminists knows absolutely nothing about it. The likes of budaatum, and many others on nairaland are totally clueless. They be like, " The whites founded it, so it must be right."

According to you, my black African and Nigerian mother did not teach me to value women like herself and my sisters and my very self?

Yep, that must indeed very be senseless of you.

seguno2:
The women had zero input in building the civilisations

She just gave birth to them and nurtured them with her tits, which, according to them, is "zero input" into building them despite the saggy tits they rewarded her with.

I guess we must be grateful abortions are legal, or there'd be many more zero inputted entities roaming the earth and needlessly consuming the earth's resources and her tits.

benalvino2:
So the socalled lies did not go against their policies and they remove it.

You say this even though he appealed and lost, ben?

Well, I guess after he is inagaurated - in August I think the latest update was - he can sign a presidential executive order to ban twitter like Buhari did.

HellVictorinho:
I am not jealous of you.

I'm glad you are not jealous of me because if you were jealous of me you would have completely missed the moral of the parable of bread baking, which is, 'God will not bake your daily bread for you, you will however be shown how to bake your own bread so that you never starve'.

I'm sure there's a Bible verse for that, but my belly is so full right now that I am far too lazy to move or think on your behalf.

praiseneo:
it’s like you’re naive
It happened in my presence
2 kids were dead
So they were supposed to hand them over to the same police that would release them after settlement. Make una better de use una head ooo

Glad to see you sat on the jury and used your head to judged them fairly.

If naive is your understanding of my post, I buda will contentedly live.

HellVictorinho:
Keep acting like a baby

A contented baby with a very full belly, thank you very much!

Scrapped the bacon etc as no space in belly! Chopped the loaf of bread into two halves, one for freezing the other for fridge; then cut myself two thin slices. Covered one slice with Philadelphia (garlic and herbs) and the other with Coleman's Mustard and ham, and yummily washed it down with half a lemon's juice in water.

My belly is now so full it hurts, but its sunny outside so I'm going to go get some God given Vitamin D for my bones.

God is Most Magnificent and Infinitely Wise and extremely Generous and Benevolently Kind!

benalvino2:
Since when lies are against tweeter policies? You see your problem?

It's not just the lies, ben, but the danger he poses when magas believe him as you do!

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/19/upshot/trump-complete-insult-list.html

https://projects.thestar.com/donald-trump-fact-check/

basilico:
Official twitter link.

https://blog.twitter.com/en_us/topics/company/2020/suspension.html

Did Trump lie by insinuating covid-19 was made potent in a wuhan lab,?

Was that drumptf's only lie?

So. When I woke up this morning, I said "Give me this day my daily bread", and a small silent voice said "go bake it", and I hearkened to the voice and voila!

Let someone now come and argue that God does not talk to those who have ears to hear!

The only sad thing is that before the bread baked, the Lord already filled me up with two cups of coffee and dried apricots, but I do rejoice that my cup runneth over and I have no enemies!

I'll report back about the bacon, the egg (I doubt I can do two!) and the baked beans.